Xie Lei did not speak. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info

The one who answered me was one of the chengguan, and it seemed that he should be a captain.

He endured the severe pain in his limbs, gritted his teeth and said: "Hmm, yes, yes, boy, these stalls are harmful to the health of the guests, and it is our duty to ban them when we travel to the city management, and if you disobey it, you will even beat us up and injure us, and we will be imprisoned!"

"Are you sure this dead rat is really in fried rice?" I smiled, but he was a little hairy when he smiled.

Lin Yun thought I believed it, and hurriedly shouted: "Gu Hai, don't believe him, he's lying!"

I turned around and nodded softly at her, although I didn't speak, Lin Yun magically felt a trace of peace of mind.

The captain of the city management grinned and got up from the ground and said, "Of course I'm sure, more than a dozen of our brothers have seen it, and Xie Shao has also seen it!"

My smile grew more and more weird: "Is there any evidence?"

"Testimonial...... If you want evidence of a fart, I'm the captain of the Chengguan Brigade, and I'll get under you if I lie to you!"

This Nima, panicked, her face is not red and her heart is not beating, why don't you go to acting, funny?

I curled the corners of my mouth disdainfully: "You don't have proof, but I have evidence that this dead rat was forced into it by you." ”

The captain of the chengguan team covered his broken arm, coughed twice, and then pretended to laugh relaxedly: "Boy, you can eat indiscriminately, you can't talk nonsense, if you have any evidence, then take it out and see if it can be convincing!"

"It's simple. I glanced around the group of chengguan lying underground and said, "Open the leather bag you brought with me, and you'll know." ”

Leather bag?

What are you doing with that! The captain of the chengguan doesn't have enough brains.

Lin Yun, Aunt Lin and Uncle Lin were also in the clouds, and the second uncle was confused, staring at me with a smile.

The onlookers were also more curious, their eyes rolling, wanting to see what kind of medicine was sold in my gourd.

There were some brave people who squeezed in from the side, but they were still a little afraid of Xie Lei and the chengguan, so they didn't dare to get too close.

The captain of the city management took the bag with a black face, opened the first layer of zipper, and there was nothing, so he continued to open the zipper of the mezzanine inside.

It's a little soft to the touch, as if it's still squirming?

The captain of the chengguan felt that something was wrong, and took his hand out of his bag to see, I it, almost scared to pee, and trembled all over his body: "Mom, it's terrible!"

Everyone could see clearly that there were several small gray and black mice on his hands and arms.

The little mice seemed to wilt and die, with blood on their heads and red hair.

The captain of the chengguan was frightened half to death, as if he had seen a ghost, and shook his hand violently and threw the little mouse out of the way.

In broad daylight, everyone can naturally see clearly.

couldn't help but change his face and exclaimed.

"Damn, how can there be rats in the purse?!" the captain of the chengguan panted heavily, and his heart palpitated.

He is a big man, less daring than women, and he is afraid of death and life when he sees things like rats, cockroaches, spiders, etc., and shiveres.

I smiled playfully, stepped forward and said, "Isn't that the evidence that you took out the dying rat from your chengguan's purse?

"You, you fart! This can't be!" was poked in his heart, and the captain of the city management team became angry, and subconsciously waved his fists to beat me.

The range of movement was too large and pulled the wound, and then I remembered in fear that it was this person just now, who beat a group of them into scum!

"Hehe, I see that you can't die without the heart of the Yellow River, Cheng, you can touch your pocket again and see. ”

Nima, it's so much fun to tease this group of idiots, it's just IQ suppression.

If Lao Tzu is a little more ruthless, he will directly stuff the mouse into your mouth and let you eat it.

But it's disgusting, it's so beautiful that I don't want to see it.

The captain of the city management reached into the pocket of his clothes, and his movements were cautious.

Suddenly, a green toad with bright eyes quickly jumped out of his pocket, climbed up his arm, and jumped on his face!

"Youma, ahhhh

Poof!

The toad was squeezed by his face and the wall, and a thick green liquid squirted out, splashing all over his body.

"Vomit ......"

There was a lot of retching all around, and it was disgusting.

Although the rest of the chengguan were lying on the ground like a dead dog, they also saw this scene, and suddenly messed up, unconsciously touching their pockets, this is good, a handful of dead frogs, dead centipedes, and even small snakes with broken heads were taken out.

Especially Xie Lei's pockets, all of them are densely packed with yellow maggots......

"Damn, these chengguan are really j-b cheap, they brought so many disgusting animal corpses, and they beat up and framed people's small businesses,!"

"A bunch of garbage, if it weren't for Gu Hai, I'm afraid the food street would have closed down today!"

"It's amazing, how did Gu Hai see through them? The fight is amazing, the eyes are sharp, the new generation of male gods, Lin Yun is so happy!"

Aunt Lin and a few small vendors looked at me gratefully, if it weren't for me, not only would everyone's reputation be damaged today, but they would probably also be beaten and injured.

And Lin Yun is pretty face rose a flush, I want to see but I don't dare to look at me, this man is always so good, she knows that those dead animal corpses must have been done by me, because even if the chengguan want to slander, there is no need to carry so many at once, one cockroach is actually enough.

I looked up at the senior sister who was sitting on my head without the slightest weight: "Senior sister, you are very powerful in transfiguration, teach me too?"

"Hehe, do you want to learn? Tell you quietly, there are two necessary conditions for this trick, one is that it is a ghost itself, and the other is that it is a human being, but it must be above the level of a heavenly master!"

The breeze blew across her beautiful side face, bringing up a strand of hair and fluttering, as if forming a picture, which was beautiful.

Grandma's legs, these two conditions, I can't meet them now!

So I simply didn't bother with it, and looked at the captain of the chengguan sarcastically: "What, is the evidence enough now?

His face was swollen, and he held back for a long time before he said: "Count you kid awesome!" Hmph, this time we admit it, I admit it, the dead rat in that plate of fried rice was secretly put in by us!"

"And then?" I don't change.

But I remember, you just said that the dog said that he lied to me, and then he got under my nephew?

"You ......" The captain of the chengguan is now eager to find a crack in the ground to get into, but hundreds of people are staring at him menacingly, and he doesn't dare to fail to fulfill his promise, for fear of being drowned by one person with a mouthful of spittle.

Finally, I took a cold sip, and then staggered to the ground, like a pug with a tail between it, and stumbled past my fall.

Under the guidance of everyone, he didn't care about his fox friends and dogs, and ran away without a shadow......