Chapter 214: The Last Six Maids
"Now, welcome the seventh maid, 22-year-old Miss Intix!" Sending off the masked maid full of shady scenes, the host once again invited a young girl dressed as a coffee maid.
Unlike the previous near-perfect inhuman races, Seven Intaxis is a true pure-blooded human. Among human beings, she is naturally one of the best beauties, but compared with the Void Squid Niang, the big cosmos flower girl, and the vegetable elf girl, it is slightly inferior, and it is barely on par with the magic cannon royal sister. However, her lively temperament saved her a lot of points. The competition is a maid selection, not a beauty pageant, and business ability is more important.
After Intix, dressed as a coffee maid, appeared on the stage, the host began to introduce the routine: "Miss Intix, she is from Middle-earth, but she signed up for the competition as a player from Nanzhou, what is this asking? Because her master, Mr. Lost, is a handsome dryad from Nanzhou!"
The host's words fell, and the camera switched to the first row of guests in the audience, a handsome green-haired guy wearing a black suit, red face and white teeth, and more beautiful than a woman. The puppet girl raised her head and smiled sweetly at the camera, the shy expression of her cheeks slightly red was projected onto the four super screens of the stadium, causing the female audience to scream incessantly, while the male audience was extremely depressed, with only a few traitors with different orientations, desperately shouting and cheering.
"After six ownerless maids in a row, there is finally a real 'full-time maid'! Miss Intix, how many years have you been Mr. Lost's maid?" the host asked.
"Ten years!" replied the coffee maid with a nod.
Hearing this answer, the audience booed. At the age of twelve, I worked as a maid for that little white face. It's really reverie, I can't replace it!
"Do you know why Miss Intex is dressed as a coffee maid?" the host suddenly asked the audience, "Because, Miss Intix, in the preliminaries, with the help of the 'nine hundred and eighty-seven brewing methods of coffee', successfully defeated all opponents, and reached the final with the first place in the field!
"No!" Maid Seven shook her head. "The host loved to drink coffee on weekdays. So I worked hard, bought materials, visited experts, and finally learned how to brew coffee in 280 ways. The rest. It's all my professional books based on ancient books, nutritional formulas, potions, dark food encyclopedias, etc. A little bit of research was developed. Now, I have extended the brewing method of coffee to a thousand kinds!
Hear the introduction of the Seven. The audience burst into amazement.
"Although I am proud of 'A Thousand Ways to Brew Coffee' and am confident that I can make it to the seventh round, it is not enough! This time the opponent is very strong, and in order to win the championship and not disappoint the master, I also hid the final trick!" said Maid Seven confidently.
"Oh, can you tell us about it?" the host asked curiously, raising an eyebrow.
"Of course, this was originally reserved for the finals, and now it's not exposed. I know that the third maid, Miss Lu Qi's status as a member of the 'Void League', has brought her a great advantage, making her the most competitive player among the twelve maids. ”
Hearing Intix's words, the squid lady glanced at her defiantly.
"Among the many opponents, I have always regarded her as an old enemy, because only the two of us are the closest in strength!"
The audience exclaimed, and the host looked at Intix in the same surprise, and then his face changed: "Oh, why do you say that?
"That's right! I have already qualified for the next Dark Food Festival 'Dark Cuisine God of Food Competition'! One of the thirty places limited! More precious than the qualification of the 'Void League' team members!" At this moment, the coffee girl's body erupted with an astonishing momentum, confronting the squid girl on the other side.
"And what ...... your hidden specialty?" the host said hesitantly.
"My specialty ......," Intix's voice fluctuated, getting longer and longer, and gradually fell into memory: "The owner is a gourmand certified by the Dark Gastronomy Society." Ever since I became his maid, I have vowed to make food and drink that satisfies him. To this end, I not only created the taboo mystery 'A Thousand Ways to Brew Coffee', but also visited famous gourmets all over the world, recited and memorized 103,000 dark cooking recipes!
"Boom, boom, boom, boom, ......" thunderous applause, gongs and drums, and colorful flags fluttering......
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"It's finally out!" Charya screamed, and then said excitedly, "Little brother, don't you want to know who my score is going to vote for?
"Uh, why? You know?" Cesar stared blankly at the elf beside him.
"Wait, you have a lot of right to judge, could it be that you too?" the knowledgeable dissecter looked at Xia Ya with the same expression on his face.
"What are you talking about?" said Cesar, blankly.
"Haha, sue you, I'm also one of the hundred 'Dark Gourmets' limited by the 'Dark Gourmet Society'!" Xia Ya said proudly.
"What's that?" said Cesara looked at the elf in bewilderment.
"You don't know this, only a hundred dark gourmets are eligible to choose the next 'God of Food'. Although the Gastronomy Guild is a loose organization formed spontaneously and does not involve fighting, it has a lot of status. We represent the highest standard of judging on the planet Ceylon's cuisine, and our status is incomparably high. As a foodie, I was rated 10 points. Intix used to visit me in Midfield, and I like her a lot, so I'm only going to vote for her in this competition. Char explained.
"Visit, do you also have recipes for dark cooking?" asked Cesar, his eyes lit up. Ever since he had eaten that bowl of mermaid soup, he had never forgotten the idea of dark ingredients.
"Of course there is, and there are two of them! One is the trophy of the time I defeated the previous generation of gourmets and won his title, "Eighteen Ways of Dark Fried Chicken". The other is a relic left to me by my teacher, "Thirty Beautiful Ways to Eat Cucumbers". ”
"Can you lend me a look?" said Cesar.
"Of course you can, but it's hard to get the ingredients and spices. Not to mention fried chicken, eighteen kinds of birds include gem birds, white peacocks...... Flame Phoenix, each of which is not a common color. As for the cultivation of delicious cucumbers, it requires thirty kinds of rare soil with different ingredients, and I used to cultivate six of them, but that was and now I can't cultivate one. Charya shrugged her shoulders regretfully.
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Since the seventh place, the remaining five maids have taken the stage one after another to introduce them.
The eighth maid. It was a ten-year-old one. A bunny youkai who is in the fourth grade of elementary school, Louise. This rabbit-eared cute creature is the same age as her little master, and she is at the same table in the same class at the same school.
Equal to talent. Often test seventy points compared to the little master. Louise is already in the fourth grade, although nominally in the fourth grade. In fact, she is just secretly taking care of her master. As for his studies, this little rabbit was admitted to the 'Steam Dynamics' of the Central Steam Academy last year. and the two majors of the 'Yan Department Dragon Theory Imperial Envoy' of the Red Dragon Academy in the Middle Domain.
Why did Louise choose these two majors? It was because her little master said on her birthday that her dream was to be a 'scientist' and a 'dragon knight', so Rabbit studied hard and was admitted to these two majors.
In daily life, the little rabbit not only has to do homework for the owner, but also serves tea and water, washes and stacks quilts. However, the relationship between the master and servant is very deep, and they did not take a bath separately until the year before last, but they still sleep together until now. If this trend continues, it is very likely that the rabbit will get rid of the status of a maid and be upgraded to a hostess.
When Louise came on stage, the rabbit-eared Lori had just finished speaking, "I, I, I'm very smart! Please, you must vote for me!" and rolled her eyes and fainted excitedly.
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The ninth maid is an overseas undead female zombie named Mary. Although it is a zombie, there are no traces of stitching on his face, his appearance is flawless, and his body is also a super-first-class double S curve, but I don't know if it has been artificially modified?
As the eldest disciple of Snow, who is a 'little expert in making corpses', Cesar also has rich experience in plastic surgery for the undead. Even if he gives Cesar a corpse of an orc aunt, he has the confidence to turn you into an elf Lori.
The ninth zombie maid also has a master, an exotic man. When the host asked what her specialty was, the cold female zombie said that she was good at assassination and making wine with blood. As for the declaration, "what the master points to, the blade goes!"
When the host asked her if she was sure of winning the championship if she entered the seventh round, the zombie maid replied coldly that she would kill her opponents one by one to ensure the championship status. Finally, Louise, the little rabbit standing next to her, is once again frightened and faints.
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The tenth maid, named Nancy Jiuyou, is from Dongzhou, another demon player who detonated the atmosphere of the scene. Well, she's a ...... from Dongzhou. Cow Monster!
With a pair of short horns on his head, he is wearing a short skirt suit with black spots on a white background, a bow on his head, and a collar with a bell around his neck, coupled with that well-behaved and cute temperament, this is simply a seductive crime!
Although she is only eighteen years old, Nancy is already an E+ level anti-sky cup, and youkai are usually not beautiful, and after hearing the introduction of the ownerless maid, the audience cried excitedly. Of the ten maids who appeared, there was nothing more insane than her. As for the reason?
When the host asked her about her specialty, the cow monster said two words shyly: "Fresh milk!" and then the audience went crazy.
When the host asked her what her dreams were, the cow monster continued to say shyly: "I want to find a master who likes her and feed him." Then most of the audience went crazy with excitement.
After understanding, Nancy is a student of a professional maid academy in Dongzhou, and after hearing about the competition, she participated in the audition with the mentality of giving it a try, and as a result, she passed all the way and reached the finals.
When talking about the customs of her hometown, the cow lady inadvertently revealed that she also has three sisters, and the custom of their hometown is that after sisters serve a husband, many viewers at the scene suffered from nosebleeds, and finally were sent to emergency treatment due to excessive blood loss.
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Maid Eleven, Dardanha, uh...... In fact, she is not a maid, like Em's top boss 'Kamen Woman', the eleventh maid 'Bikini Warrior' Dadania, is an actress and wrestler.
The girl has received systematic wrestling training since she was a child, and her martial arts have reached the realm of transformation and are in the upper position. When she left school, she was spotted by a scout from a film company affiliated with the Observation Tower. So, the vain girl gave up her promising job as a wrestler and became a movie star.
Because of his background, although Dardania thinks that his acting skills are superb, he can only perform second-rate films such as villains and decent female thugs. After a long time, the 'Bikini Warrior Woman' was recognized as an action movie star who could only act in second-rate films.
Ordinary people may accept their fate like this, but she is different, she is a person who can give up the martial arts that she has worked hard for many years to become famous, and turn to make movies. So, in order to become more famous, Dardania began to teach herself the maid manual, disguised herself as a maid, participated in the tournament, and used it as a step to show herself to the world.
During the audition and preliminaries, the female warrior has been disguised, but in today's finals, she finally seized the opportunity and began to beat herself up. With such acting skills, even the judges have been deceived, can't it prove the problem?
When the host asked about his strengths and feelings, Dardanha said very confidently: "My specialty, of course, is acting! As for the rest, I want to say to those big directors that my acting skills are really no problem, and I hope to give a chance to cooperate with each other and let me play the heroine! After today, I am also a superstar, and the salary can be discussed separately." Well, also, I'm not a real maid, and I'm not interested in continuing to compare, and I'm content to be able to prove myself today, so I'm abstaining! Also, my measurements are xx, xx, xx, and I hope to find a handsome, handsome, dedicated, and golden object!"
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When the farce of the eleventh is over, the last maid finally appears!
Maid No. 12, from Nanzhou, full of wild Miss Centaur, Pandora!
The centaur girl was born in a small tribe on the outskirts of Nanzhou, and the whole clan was a mercenary. She has been proficient in riding and archery since she was a child, and her martial arts are strong and her combat effectiveness is strong. However, she has a gentle personality and does not like war, coupled with the outbreak of the demon disaster in Nanzhou, so she immigrated to Zhongzhou with her parents.
After coming to Middle-earth, the country girl began to receive education in Middle-earth, and was exposed to the deeds of the strongest maids of the first three generations, and from then on she was called an admirer of the three major maids, and fantasized that one day she could also be called the fourth generation. Now, her dream has finally come true.
When the host asked about his strengths, the naïve Pandora replied, "I'm a fast runner, I have good stamina, and I'm very good at singing!"
As for the maid's declaration, the girl said excitedly: "I hope to meet the master, and then 'carry the master to the end of the world, and watch the meteor shower fall on Ceylon together'!" (To be continued......)
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