Chapter 109: Who Says Orcs Have No Brains
The orc species has always given people the impression of being rude and brutal, especially in the Federation's records of the Battle of the Dawn, the appearance of the word orc has always been accompanied by large-scale massacres of cities, brutal and indescribable things to captives, etc. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info
At the same time, compared to other abyssal species, the appearance of orcs has always been criticized. Judging from the name alone, you can tell that the orc species is inseparable from things like beasts and monsters, but in fact, orcs have nothing to do with these things at all. In all the records, no effort will be spared to portray the appearance of the orcs as ugly and disgusting as possible.
Therefore, after Tatsuno Makoto saw the orcs, he did not associate these green-skinned ugly ghosts with the orcs in the Federation records at all.
"Are you kidding? these orcs are definitely much uglier than the books describe, and these writers don't paint a hundredth of the ugliness of the orcs at all. ”
Of course, this kind of thing Tatsuno Makoto has no brains, and he will not say it in front of the orc patriarch.
Especially after two fights with orcs, Makoto Tatsuno still admires the character of these guys. At least compared to most people, these orcs are more real and straightforward, taking the initiative to fight, and admitting when they lose, which is not something most people can do.
Of course, this situation can also be explained by the fact that the orcs are somewhat difficult to use. Especially after chatting with the orc patriarch Neil for a few words, he once again deepened Tatsuno Makoto's impression.
"So, you fell off that big thing because you were assassinated. And then while you're taking revenge, that grazing kid suddenly comes out and attacks you. But it suffered a big loss, didn't it?"
Neil's simple summary patted his thigh and laughed out loud after getting Makoto Tatsuno's affirmation.
"Was my encounter fun?"
Makoto Tatsuno didn't understand Neil's reaction, was it so funny that he fell off the airship and then fought a vicious battle?
"What happened to you is none of my business, but as long as I hear that the grazing guy is deflated, I'm happy!"
This statement is logically impeccable, Makoto Tatsuno and him are not related to each other, and it really doesn't matter what happened. But is it necessary to put it so bluntly? Isn't it true that any intelligent race should be tactfully reconciled in this case?
After all, such a stupid idiot who has a bad brain and speaks straightforwardly, it will definitely be much easier to get some information from his mouth than from that treacherous and cunning dwarven patriarch.
"My name is Makoto Tatsuno, what's your name?"
Makoto Tatsuno has basically grasped the way of talking to this green-skinned ugly ghost, and if he wants to ask anything, he can say it directly, if he chooses to go around in circles, then he has to put himself in it without a few words. This is basically a big fool and a wise man.,It's basically an unsolvable state.,No matter what kind of language trap you can't be tricked into.,Probably the most good at using information with people is here.,It's inevitable that you'll go home.。
"Neil, Neil, Bloodsong!"
Neil reached out and scratched his messy hair, replied casually.
Tatsuno Makoto pondered for a moment, and asked again with a little puzzlement: "Neil Bloodsong, does that mean that you are from the Bloodsong Clan? Then why don't you call it Bloodsong?"
Neil looked at Makoto Tatsuno like an idiot, and his huge head shook and asked, "Why am I called Blood Song?"
"But why is the Brute Hammer called the Brute Hammer?"
Hearing Makoto Tatsuno's rhetorical question, Neil's body that had been shaking stopped for a moment, and then continued to shake again.
"How dare that guy tell you his name, and while the dwarves are as resistant to curses and toxins as we orcs, the cautious girl won't tell anyone his name easily. ”
Neil ignored Makoto Tatsuno and continued to talk to himself.
"I said I haven't seen that old dwarf for a long time, and he still owes me an axe!
"Haku-haired Makoto, is this calling me? Won't this damn ugly ghost keep calling me that in the future?"
Tatsuno Makoto regretted asking such a question a little, people can call it whatever they like, why do you bother to say this!
But if you think about the name of the old man and the grazing, you can understand that this ugly ghost can't spit out any good words.
"Have you ever heard of the Chosen One or the Divine Punisher?"
Tatsuno's words caused Neil to look at him for a while, and after carefully looking at it for a long time, Neil muttered with his chin on his hand: "How do you know this? By the way, you have seen the old man, he must have told you." ”
Seeing Makoto Tatsuno staring at him, Neil coughed slightly.
"You better ask those pointy-eared guys about this, we orcs don't believe this, they must have clans here anyway. What is in the will of God, if there is really a God, then why not come out and fight me. ”
Neil plucked his ears and opened his mouth to blow the dirt off his fingers.
"This guy is far from being as honest as he imagined! He looks like he is grinning, and after a few questions, he doesn't say anything useful except for his mouth full of nonsense. ”
Makoto Tatsuno glanced at Neil, who was grinning in front of him, and secretly calculated in his heart. What is a guy with pointy ears? In the style of this guy's nickname, this must be the physical characteristic of that race?
After carefully recalling the description of the Abyss Invasion, the only one that fits this characteristic should be the race called the elves. According to the description in the classics, Makoto Tatsuno suddenly shook his head.
"What a in the classics! What's the use of thinking about it, anyway, all the abyssal creatures in the classics are all bad personalities and do all kinds of evil. But in fact?"
Tatsuno Makoto himself has a deep understanding of this, and in the classics he found when he was exterminating the corpse witch before, the description of himself is not the same as all kinds of unbearable. But is that really the case?
"History is written by those who survive, and the reality of the Battle of Dawn may be even more unbearable than the Brute Hammer describes. ”
Tatsuno Makoto sighed deeply, and was about to ask something more when Neil suddenly spoke: "Bai Mao Makoto, you've been asking questions for a long time, can I ask you instead!"
Without waiting for Tatsuno Makoto to answer, Neil said to himself, "We already know that this place is a completely different space from our original one, can you tell me about this place?"
Neil looked very embarrassed when he looked sincere, although the nickname this ugly ghost gave himself was very annoying, but Tatsuno Makoto understood the helplessness when he suddenly came to a strange world. However, there is really nothing that can be done about this.
"If I tell you that I haven't been here for long, would you believe me?"
Makoto Tatsuno's tone revealed a deep sense of helplessness.
Neil glared and carefully examined Makoto Tatsuno again, trying to see something on Makoto Tatsuno's face.
"We're from the same place, but I've never seen a creature like you there! Your hair is the color of your hair that resembles those super pointy ears, but your ears aren't sharp at all!"
Neil stared at Tatsuno's hair for a long time and shook his head again.
"No, not at all. Those mighty pointed ears grow ... How can I say it? It's whiter and tenderer than you, yes! It's whiter and tenderer than you!"
Neil's description once again made Makoto Tatsuno angry. Bai Tender? It should mean beautiful, right?
If you think about it, from the mouth of this man who wants to fight with God, it looks like this guy has suffered from the pointed ears in his mouth. Are elves so powerful?
"According to Neil and Brute Hammer, combined with the strength of the druids who fought against him, if these guys really invaded during the Battle of Dawn, the humans would have absolutely no chance of winning. Unless the human race at that time was at least my level, extermination was the only result. In this way, the real situation of the Battle of Dawn is really doubtful!"
Finding that Neil was still staring at him, Tatsuno Makoto shook his head and said, "Don't look at it! I'm not from the same place as you, and I'm in a special situation compared to you." ”
Neil still stared at Tatsuno Makoto, muttering, "I didn't say how we got here, how did you know that you are more special than us?"
"You must have come because of the spatial rift, right?"
Neil had an eerie expression on his face, but it was only a fleeting expression. But because all the expressions of this ugly ghost were very weird in Tatsuno Makoto's eyes, Tatsuno Makoto didn't care.
Realizing that Makoto Tatsuno didn't mean to ask, Neil didn't mention it again. The two guys were silent face to face, each thinking, not knowing what to think about anymore.
"Gollum!
An embarrassing stomach scream broke the silence between the two.
"Are you hungry?"
Neil asked, looking at Makoto Tatsuno.
"Isn't this nonsense! Lao Tzu hasn't eaten for several days, and the people who accompanied you just now went crazy for a long time. I'm a wounded man, and now I'm still sitting here with you, just because I'm in good health. Ordinary people have long since died!"
The whining condensed together and turned into a resentful "Hmm." ”
"We are not rich in rations! You have already spent a lot of my medicines, and you are not familiar with the place where you have just arrived, and you don't know where to replenish it. If you hunt, you have to fight with those grass-eating guys, although it's not that you can't beat them, but these sissies who always use spells to sneak up on people are really annoying. Weapons are not handy, and if I find the old man, I will have to get a good weapon from him. ”
Neil chattered for a long time, then looked up, and sighed after finding that Tatsuno Makoto didn't seem to have any reaction, and was about to continue when Tatsuno Makoto opened his mouth before him.
"Alright, I'll go with you when I go hunting, and I'll keep the druid in my hands as a reward for saving me. ”
Neil immediately stood up and waved his hand.
"Let's go!"
As soon as Neil turned around, Makoto Tatsuno stood up with a smile.
"Actually, you don't have to pretend to be rude and savage, you can speak the lingua franca here so fluently when you first come to this place, you are much smarter than you think. But it has nothing to do with me, I'm technically an outsider, so I don't need to be so guarded. ”
Makoto Tatsuno's words stunned Neil's back.
"There is so much nonsense when you go to dinner, are you a talker?"