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In fact, he is also quite unsure, and he doesn't know if money can solve the problem, but he is a legend, and he can't be embarrassed in front of everyone for such a small thing!
Yes, Tao Xiaozhi's righteous army has two hundred and fifty-two people, plus the Rose and Skull No. 100 skeletons, how many people can there be here at the customs - at most a hundred staff plus soldiers! Even if the customs can ask for reinforcements from the military base and the yamen, he is not afraid of the legend of the Black Sea, plus a unicorn knight and a piggy rider, he is not afraid of a thousand people and horses! But if there are two thousand, it is difficult to say......
But it would be best if the conflict could be avoided, and he didn't want to lose the ship and crew.
As soon as you sail into the evil return sea, there are more ships coming and going, there are foreign trade business, fishing (the rare sea beasts in the Black Sea are still very delicious and valuable, at least the taste of the people in the evil demon domain is so heavy), selling fruits, hats, souvenirs and other vendors (small boats), and even "selling meat" Hongchen women (just a small boat "bed?", making a living alone, looking at the money, directly on the boat "rocking", I go! Think about it seems to be particularly exciting, so this kind of business is quite popular and profitable)!
When we arrived at the port wharf, it was even more crowded, with rows of boats, bumping between ships, people making noises, the roar of foremen urging the porters, the screams of chasing thieves, and so on. The only thing that was in order was the customs inspection at the port terminal: the ships were parked in the waiting area in an orderly and polite manner, and the people entering the country silently patted in line for inspection. All this is solemn and orderly, which shows that this is not a place to make mistakes! Because the waiting area is surrounded by official ships and soldiers, and if something is found to be wrong, a good show will be staged! Such a "good show" now happens at least a few times a day, which is very normal.
Yes, there is also a waiting area, that is, if you want to pass the customs inspection and enter the port terminal, you must park the ship in this waiting area, and only go to the customs inspection and pass the examination (that is, go there to show the green pass or even higher documents, the number of ships entering the country, pay various taxes such as the head of the ship and goods, etc.) can you sail into the terminal.
Seeing this situation, Xu Zhuo was a little stunned: the level three months ago was not so lively, and the scale of the level was not so large, so it was quite easy to bribe at that time, but what kind of bribery could be done in front of so many people? As Tao Xiaozhi said, it is best to give gifts only to the person who receives the gift......
When he was hesitating, he suddenly heard such a laughing voice: "Little Rose, I can't see it, I can't imagine that you are still so 'cheap', I came here to do business and you came again, really!"
I saw that one of the several ships with a gold-toothed seal flag stood a slightly fat and burly black man (either tanned or black, anyway, like a few pieces of charcoal over a cloth), wrapped in a bandage turban, with a full beard like a hedgehog, a mouth full of valuable gold teeth, a golden smile shining, and a golden pirate knife stuck in his waist - he was originally a pirate, of course, a pirate dressed and equipped. He hugged the sexy blonde on the left and right, and on the left and right were some laughing sailors, who seemed to be very happy with what he had just said.
Such a person, who is about the same age as the Evil Rose, dares to call the legendary Black Sea Evil Jewel "Little Jewel", isn't this the rhythm of looking for death? Of course, this person has a great background: A pirate has a similar name to the Evil Rose, and the rivers and lakes are called "Black Sea Autobiography"! A person is compared to a sea, and you say that he is not powerful! His name is the Golden Seal, and he is called the "Golden Tooth Seal," that is, a pirate fleet of more than 300 people. Speaking of his "bond" with Rose, it is another story longer than "legend" and "autobiography", roughly speaking: he and Roserose came out with a pirate ship when they were very young, and they kept competing until they came out with their own fleet. Although there are not as many fights as before, there are still inner battles and secret wars, the most important of which is reflected in the pirate business, which is often robbed and robbed, that is, "I hit your heart and you hit my lungs".
When the golden seal brought a few people to board the boat and asked for warmth, the treasure smiled and said, "Little leopard, you still have such a sense of humor, I feel like I'm about to throw up!"
The skeletons immediately "vomited". It seems that both teams are about to "explode in acting".
"Little Rose, what kind of business are you doing here?" the golden seal rummaged through the goods, "Is it just a little bit of private bad wine and mixed with sand and salt? This kind of thing can make a lot of money, and I don't even have the money to buy someone to lick my ass!"
The people on the Golden Tooth Seal laughed.
"And what kind of business can you do?" said with a smile, "At most, it's just some dental business and watermelon trading—"
"Dentistry" and "Watermelon" are unconsciously associated with the golden seal's mouth full of gold teeth, so the skeletons laughed too.
Jin Haibao said: "If you have a scar on your face and want plastic surgery, I can introduce a dentist to you!"
He didn't show weakness either, and stretched his face to the distance between the golden seal's nose and nose, and said angrily, "If you want your heart to have as many scars on my face, I can introduce you to an aunt in the kitchen!"
The atmosphere was quite solemn and tense—even though I could only hear the beating of the heart, it sounded like the rhythm of a fight!
However, the two of them suddenly burst out laughing again, you pat me on the shoulder, I pat you on the chest!
"Are you kidding...... Kitchen aunt, it's so funny!"
"Jokes, of course...... Dentist, it's so funny!"
The people in both teams don't know whether to laugh or cry - such emotions are so unpredictable, even the most superb actors can't keep up with the rhythm!
"Little Rose, do you have a green pass for entry?"
"Of course, isn't there a little leopard?"
The golden seal smiled: "I don't need this for a long time!"
Rosewood smiled, "Then what do you use, do you use your gold teeth?"
The golden seal pulled a golden thing out of his arms: "I use this - gold pass!"
This pass is indeed gilded, with "Premium Pass" in large letters on it, and a unique seal (notch) on the back of the Hive Domain government certification. How much money and connections do it take to get such a high-level pass, this is not a problem that can be solved with a mouth full of gold teeth!
Xu Rose watched the golden seal carefully put it back in his pocket, and then said disdainfully: "What's the use of this fake gold medal, it's just a pass, and the green pass can do the same, why spend more money to get this thing, this is not the work of a businessman with brains......"
"This is definitely pure gold!" the golden seal looked a little anxious, so he slowed down the pace and smiled, "This pass is not an ordinary pass, it is a high-level pass, in addition to being made of pure gold, it also plays the role of 'one card is passed', free of inspection (including people and goods), exempt from paying taxes, directly taking the 'fast track', long-term validity, etc.!"
"How did you get such a good thing, it won't be taken out to show off and deceive, right?"
"Don't you know?" the golden seal laughed, "I'm now named an 'Honorary Merchant' by the Demon Domain government, and of course it's not surprising that the 'Honorary Merchant' has a gold medal pass!"
Xue Rose still stiff-mouthed: "You are a notorious pirate, why did you sit on the 'honorary merchant'!"
Jin Haiseal smiled: "This is a 'trade secret', otherwise it would be very special for someone to do one at random......
This time, the other members of the Golden Tooth Seal could laugh out loud, because the Jewel had nothing to say, and his hands were trembling with anger! What made him even more angry was still behind: "Big brother, I have admired the name for a long time!" Bai Xiaoxing stepped forward and clasped the Golden Seal's hand, "I'm so glad to know you, I can't imagine that I can actually see a big man like you in my lifetime - I've heard about your legends at sea since I was a child, and you're simply my idol!"
"Of course...... although the golden seal was a little flattered, he still maintained his due demeanor, "The little name given by the people in the rivers and lakes, how can it be ...... to worry about"
"Don't you want to live?!" the one-eyed baby scolded Bai Xiaoxing angrily, "If you have an itchy butt, I can kick you into the Black Sea to feed the fish!"
Jin Hai Seal patted Bai Xiaoxing on the shoulder: "Young man, they don't want you, you can join my team, my ship is ready for you Yang Fan!"
"Really?!" Bai Xiaoxing happily hugged the golden seal and almost kissed him a few times!
The golden seal was still immersed in self-absorption and angry and happy, when suddenly a minion ran up in a panic: "Captain, there is a big hole in the bottom of the boat, and the cargo is ...... by the water."
Sure enough, I saw that one of his boats had a deep "draft", which was a cut shorter than the others!
The Golden Seals left the Rose and Skull and hurried to the scene of the incident.
"You...... You're a shame on us!" The one-eyed baby yelled at Bai Xiaoxing, "You're no longer welcome here!"
"If I'm gone," Ah Xing said with a grin, "who will bring you in?"
"Is there a way to enter the country?"
Bai Xiaoxing grinned and took out a glittering thing from his sleeve - a gold pass!
Don't guess, it must have been stolen from the golden seal just now, and it was really the thief Ah Xing!
"That's half the credit for that!" a skeletal in a black scarf was climbing up to the deck from under the water, with a sharp chisel around his waist - a sea wolf!
It turned out that Ah Xing saw that the golden seal had a gold medal pass, so he asked the submarine wolf to scuttle the golden tooth seal's boat to create some trouble to divert attention, and he came to steal his pass.
"I'm going to the customs office to get in, before the golden seal's boat is repaired!"
"I really didn't misread you!" the one-eyed baby smiled and put his arm on Baixiaoxing's shoulder, "You're the second smartest man on our ship!"
"And what about the smartest one?"
"Of course it's me!"
"What about Wu Liang, the military advisor?"
"Of course it's after us!"
"What about Tao Xiaozhi?"
"He must be in the penultimate position......
"Who's in the bottom row?"
"Of course it's that crazy wizard - Feng Laozi!"
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