Chapter 10 On how to take a bath
I don't know when it began, but the early apes could not stand the smell and filth of their bodies, and began the classic act of bathing.
In the beginning, our ancestors bathed in natural bathing areas such as rivers and lakes, and some monkeys were blessed with hot springs. Then, with the development of evolution and civilization, various convenient tools such as bathhouses and bathtubs appeared, making human bathing culture complex and rich.
Egyptians use milk baths to keep the skin delicate and tender; Europeans add honey to bath water to achieve a similar effect, while also adding a touch of sweetness to the room; Chinese add various flower petals and spices to the bath tub to make themselves fragrant and tempting; the most bizarre Azerbaijanis use shallow buried oil in the region to bathe in order to achieve the effect of treating various diseases, regardless of the bathing habits and bathing methods in different places, but most of them need to be carried out in liquid. And the dry place of this gambling fight, it seems that the only thing that can be touched by the bath is the puddle, and it can't be sunbathed or bathed, right?
The crowd in front of the surveillance screen also raised questions about the difficulty of bathing the hyrax.
"This kid actually caught a rabbit too, look at this pistol is good!"
"Can it be compared to Edward the Great? The tyrant overturned the rocky mountain to give him a chance to guard the spring. ”
"But why is this part of bathing rabbits so troublesome?
"Didn't you say that Cesar and Edward and Suri all had a holiday, and it was very likely that they would not win by injuring the hyrax before the fight!"
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Just as the crowd in the monitoring room was unscrupulously speculating about Professor Cesar's sinister intentions, Hao Song finally pulled his index finger out of the hyrax's front teeth with tears in his eyes. Looking at the fingers that were bitten and broken, he palpitated and said: "Fortunately, this dead rabbit is anesthetized, otherwise it is still a question whether this finger can be saved, and if this rabbit is so dirty, it won't be sick, right?
After taking the first bite, Hao Song only felt a smell of rotten grass, and almost didn't spit out the lunch. "Damn! Wild animals really never brush their teeth! This smell is the same as a septic tank, right?" (How do you kid know what a septic tank smells like) Hao Song scolded, but he didn't dare to stop, through this disgusting smell, he was almost sure that the rabbit's mouth must be unclean, or endure the nausea, and his life mattered.
Just as Hao Song struggled to lower his head and suck his fingers, and then spit on his mouth, he suddenly saw a pair of dry yellow feet appear on the ground in front of him, and looked up. I saw Professor Cesar holding a pair of pliers, a bag of medical cotton, a bottle of disinfectant alcohol around his neck, dressed as a scavenger, looking at him with a sore face and a smile.
Seeing that Hao Song was staring at him a little sluggish, the naturist professor couldn't help but smile and said: "You kid is very fast, after I froze the previous specimen, I saw that your kid was bitten by a rabbit in the surveillance, and hurriedly took something to help you, I didn't expect you to be quite afraid of death, doesn't it taste sour?"
"You're my uncle! Can't you come earlier? It's still sour! You think it's Laotan sauerkraut! I'm going to vomit!" Hao Song wanted to cry without tears.
"Less nonsense! The hyrax has a lot of bacteria in its mouth! Your mouth is probably not clean anymore, so I'll give you some vodka gargle later." Professor Cesar took a ball of cotton with pliers, dipped it in some alcohol, and then grabbed Hao Song's hand and began to apply.
Ten fingers connected to the heart, as soon as the alcohol was up, Hao Song burst into tears again, his arms twitched one by one, and his mouth said miserably: "You are always leisurely!
Professor Cesar listened to Hao Song's ghost scream, and always felt that the people who called the monitoring room again might want to be crooked, and couldn't help but scold: "The first time you are big! Is it the first time that you kid has been injured?
Hao Song was going to die or live, but when he heard this, he suddenly became a little silent, and then said sullenly: "Naturally, it's not the first time I've been injured, I hope I'm pampered." It's a pity hahaha. ”
Cesar Julius had vaguely heard others talk about this new family background, and had even met Hao Song's parents from afar a few times, and felt that it was not easy to continue the topic both emotionally and from a standpoint. So he turned his face away and asked, "Then what is your name for the first time?" and his tone involuntarily softened.
"Of course, it's the first time I've been bitten by a rabbit! It's also the first time I've been bitten by an animal other than humans," Hao Song changed the topic and immediately seemed to be casual, as if the melancholy just now had never existed.
The naturist professor said that you had been bitten by humans, but he left without saying a word, leaving a sentence: "I guess you will be able to clean up this rabbit in a few moments, and I need to avoid suspicion, so I will leave first." Hurry up and clean it up and come to the electronic door on the other side of the quarantine to call me, and I'll get you unlucky guy some vodka first. Also, there are some things you should know."
Hao Song faintly felt that what he should know had something to do with his parents, and it could also be Su Rui's specific situation, although he didn't know why a biology professor came to tell him, but he couldn't wait.
Hao Song didn't know that the fleeting melancholy before was seen by the people in the monitoring room. The crowd of onlookers was also talking.
"Oh, this kid is still pretending to be melancholy, is the descendant of the careerist qualified?"
"It's just that these criminals have not been killed, and they have no father or mother and don't look at what their parents did. ”
"The celestial body Cesar is so blatantly helping this criminal, is his real surname Julius?"
Such words come out of the mouths of some people unscrupulously, and the rest of them, although they do not echo them, do not oppose them.
However, Edward's brain-dead fans are very dissatisfied with these people's mouths of feces.
"Dare to slander Emperor Edward, when our 'reverse sword' does not exist, brothers beat him again!"
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The scope of this brawl was huge, and no one paid attention to the big screen for a while.
The little Taoist Mo Yanling saw Hao Song's rare depressed expression, and he didn't know why he was also very uncomfortable in his heart, and his chest was like pressing a big stone, but the literature and deeds about the idealistic radicals since she was a child made her hesitate, and a 16-year-old girl could not fully handle this complicated mood. But out of women's unique empathy and understanding of Hao Song in the past few days, Lori Taoist's heart is still biased towards Hao Song.
So she tugged at her father's sleeve and asked, "Daddy, the descendants of the radicals are not necessarily radicals, are they?"
"Xiaoling's matter is not so simple, although Hao Song has some guesses about the identity of his parents, but after all, no one directly clarifies it with him. It's hard to say what Hao Song's attitude will be towards the Night's Watch organization after he learned about the events of that year."
Mo Yudao knew that the overreaction of the Night Watch organization was actually frightened by a series of disasters caused by radicals. One of the most serious in modern times was, of course, the Second World War. Adolf Hitler began the rise of his Third Reich with the covert support of an idealistic radical faction of the Germanic nations. The most recent one was the founding incident of the Idealistic Tianli School 12 years ago, and of course, this incident was very quick and did not cause serious impact. Su Rui and Mierlo's siblings are all descendants of the talent for mind cultivation that have been determined to be present in this incident, so they need to be centrally managed and supervised. In the process, it is difficult to say whether hatred creates prejudice or whether prejudice deepens it. But he knew that the Night's Watch family would not give up their oppression and supervision
"So when are you going to hide it from him?" When Mo Yudao was a little stunned, Mo Yanling asked a little unwillingly. After all, in the eyes of girls, if everyone around them knows their true life experience but doesn't say it, it is really a terrible thing.
The middle-aged Taoist priest remembered what Professor Cesar had told him about the attitude of the Night's Watch family towards Su Rui, and sighed and said, "Probably after this gambling fight, some things can't be delayed, and Su Rui's condition is quite bad." He began to reassure the students who were fighting the culprit. But it didn't work out well.
He glanced at the big screen and said loudly, half-deliberately and half-surprised: "When you were fighting, Hao Song had already cleaned the rabbit!"
"What?!impossible!"
"How did he do it? Aren't all rabbits wounded all over their bodies?"
There was a voice of surprise and disbelief.
On the big screen at this moment, Hao Song is carrying a hyrax that he doesn't know how to clean, and his bitten hand is wearing a pair of medical gloves, which was left by Professor Cesar before he left. Just as he was swaying and carrying the rabbit to the electronic door that Professor Cesar said, Hao Song found that Edward Miero was carrying a rabbit from another direction with a gloomy face, and he couldn't help but jump wildly.
Edward was also so angry that he caught a total of 4 rabbits, but they all bleed to death while cleaning up in the puddle. He suspected that Cesar had injured all the rabbits and deliberately came to embarrass him, and at this time he was holding the cleaned corpse of the last rabbit, and he was going to ask for an explanation.
Originally, seeing Hao Song also carrying a clean rabbit, Edward was still a little surprised. Because he himself knew how difficult these rabbits were to catch, and the intermittent 5 turns on the "rage" also made him feel slightly tired, but thinking that the first three rabbits he caught were discarded, he thought that Hao Song had picked up one, so he shook his head, took out the night card and planned to open the door.
Suddenly, out of the corner of Edward's eye, he saw the rabbit in Hao Song's hand twitch, and suddenly looked at Hao Song, his brows furrowed, and then he looked shocked. After taking a closer look at the hyrax in his hand, he found that it was obviously not the three he had caught before, and it was smaller, but this one was indeed alive!!
Edward was shocked by this discovery, he thought that both he and Hao Song had been cheated by Professor Cesar, but when he saw this scene, he vaguely felt that he was going to lose this gambling battle
So he looked directly at Hao Song with a gloomy face, the red light in his eyes flickered at an unprecedented frequency, and asked in a slightly trembling voice, "You, how did you do it?"
This remark also asked the voice of most people in front of the monitoring screen: How did this guy clean up the rabbit and ensure that the rabbit survived?
"The three elements of a successful operation: meticulous reconnaissance, careful planning, and careful execution, let me tell you how to successfully hide your money" - Grecius-S Hao