Chapter 136: Bees Can Help You Get Bigger
The gods want to make ghosts here in Lao Tzu, not to mention the door, even the window can't be!
Cold Bone City was developed by itself, and the current territory was also brought down by itself, and no one in the Divine Dragon Empire controlled it except itself.
Li Longxuan has never been a stingy person, but it is impossible for him to be so potious as to give Cold Bone City to others, and after realizing the crisis, he stepped up his pace even more.
The bribery of the officials of the empire must be accelerated, and when he leaves the Cold Bone City, he must be able to penetrate his power into every county of the Shenlong Empire. For a while, the entire Cold Bone City was getting busy quickly.
Of course, the army is also being bought, and the army outside Cold Bone City, where it can be bought, spares no effort to buy it, and what can't be bought, it also secretly destroys.
There is no way, if you want to achieve great things, you have to engage in some intrigues and tricks. The entire Bone City was extremely busy under the calm exterior.
And Lily has also made 'rubber' and 'plastic', and wires are also being made, and it won't be long before Cold Bone City will become a city that never sleeps.
Of course, there are people who are busy, and there are beasts who are idle.
Shrek returned to Cold Bone City, and Li Longxuan gave him a mansion, although this guy can live in the bullpen, but his women can't live in the cowpen, as for those pregnant women, they can't live in the bullpen, so Li Longxuan gave that guy a house, a big house.
It is estimated that Shrek is the first beast to be able to open a government and build a mansion, of course, beasts in human skin don't count. But then again, is Shrek a real donkey or a donkey man?
According to Li Longxuan's analysis, Shrek should be a human donkey, but the atavism is too serious. There is also a possibility that Shrek is a monster, monster or something like that, or he is an orc with a strange bloodline.
Shrek is supposed to be an orc!
Say Cao Cao Cao will arrive, no, say Shrek, Shrek will come.
I saw the sun rise high at noon, and a big wild donkey covered in scales came to the castle where Li Longxuan was helpless, at this time, Li Longxuan was mostly basking in the sun in the castle.
There are a lot of things in Cold Bone City that don't need to be done by yourself, leaders, who has ever seen a leader working overtime all day long? The one who works all day is not the leader, that is the worker.
"Ouch, kid Yang is impotent?" Seeing Shrek, the big wild donkey, with a sad face like a defeated rooster, Li Longxuan couldn't help but joke.
"Hey, don't mention it. Shrek sighed and said, "I really envy you humans, hey." ”
"What's wrong?" Seeing this guy like this, Li Longxuan couldn't help but feel a little strange, what is this kid? This is not like his character.
You must know that Shrek belongs to the two types of youth joy, why would he be so listless?
"You don't know, hey, you don't know, I envy you humans, I really envy you humans. Shrek shook his head, lay down beside Li Longxuan, and sighed, looking very sad.
"You humans can be able to pierce stones seven times a night, one night at a time, and it is said that the strongest ones can pierce stones, but I have recently found that my abilities are getting weaker and weaker, and my women say that mine seems to be getting smaller. Shrek said with a sad face.
Hearing Shrek's words, Li Longxuan couldn't help dripping blood in his heart, Nima, you are a donkey, the donkey is still young, that Lao Tzu is not even more, people are better than donkeys, it is really infuriating.
"Boss, is there any way you can make me bigger?" said Shrek with a rippling face, this guy is really not an ordinary ripple.
"A little bigger, a little bigger, boss, you must have a way, you are the smartest human in the whole world, there must be a way, for the sake of my birth and death for you, you can help me......"
Li Longxuan couldn't help but roll his eyes, Nima, if Lao Tzu had a way, Lao Tzu would have used it himself, who the hell doesn't want to be bigger and harder.
Man, stop!
"Boy, if you really want to be more domineering, I suggest you find a nest of bees, let the bees sting you hatefully, I believe you will be able to become more domineering. Li Longxuan said with a smile.
"Bee sting?" Shrek's brows furrowed slightly, and the next moment, the donkey laughed happily: "By the way, by the way, last time I saw a person's hand stung by a bee, and as a result, that guy's finger became the boss, if I let the bee sting, wouldn't it be as big as it could be?"
"No, no, not bees, bees, hornets, hornets! I'm going to find a few nests of hornets right now, hahaha, I'm really too smart, I'm really too smart. Shrek laughed, and then quickly ran outside, and disappeared with a trace of smoke.
"I'm going, it's not going to be real, is it? I'm just talking. Li Longxuan was stunned and said: "This donkey, the brain is not ordinary, don't kill people." ”
But it seems that the vitality of orcs is much stronger than that of humans, and even if they are stung by bees and hornets, they shouldn't kill people, right?
Li Longxuan didn't care about this guy, he lay on his chair leisurely and basked in the sun, thinking that Shrek guy shouldn't be stupid to really go to the hornet, and in the hall behind him, the sound of shouting rang out one after another.
"Four-of-a-kind!"
"Seventy thousand!"
"Eight cylinders!"
“......”
"North!"
"East!"
"Door panel!"
"Self-drawing!"
"Bang la la ......" This is the sound of shuffling.
Obviously, Li Longxuan's women are playing mahjong, stealing half a day of leisure.
Leisurely days always pass quickly, and Li Longxuan has been busy in the past few days since he came back, but busy days also have to have leisurely times, right?
Tired and tired, Li Longxuan doesn't like it. The combination of work and rest is the true meaning of life.
In the afternoon, when the sun was about to set, a big incident happened in Cold Bone City, a shameless guy had a swarm of wasps, and as a result, half his life was gone.
Fortunately, the doctor in Cold Bone City saved it in time, and Shrek's body is strong enough, otherwise he would definitely die, you must know that the wasp thing can't mess around, not to mention the hornet, even if it's a bee, it can sting people to death.
After hearing the news, Li Longxuan hurriedly led people outside and headed towards Shrek's house.