"Historical Records: The Biography of Meng Weijun" contains: Qi Mengwenjun sent Qin to be detained by King Zhao, and Meng Yi diner pretended to be a dog and entered the Qin camp to steal the fox Baiqiu and present it to King Zhao's concubine to intercede and release Meng. Pen ~ fun ~ Pavilion www.biquge.info when Meng fled to Hangu Pass, King Zhao ordered to pursue him. Another diner pretended to crow chickens to trick the chickens into opening the city gate, and Meng was able to escape back to Qi.

This rooster and dog thief is not a derogatory term, and it is slowly getting flattened later.

"Okay, let's talk about the names in this lesson. Li Muyou put his book on the podium, square, and then spoke.

Yu Hui returned the book, borrowed a local geographical travelogue, and stood outside the window and listened quietly.

"People have big names and small names, and small names can also be called cheap names, because everyone thinks cheap names are easy to support. Like what kind of dogs, dogs, leftover dogs, ignore or something, these cheap names are catchy and very sound. Li Muyou paused and said to them. "Now I'm going to tell you about the Daimyo. The big name is much more complicated, and some people not only have a name, but also a word, and even a number. ”

"The elders in your family have entered the martial arts, most of them haven't read much, and most of the names of your little children are still the ones your relatives asked me to give me, so I'll explain it to you. ”

"Regardless of whether you have read a book or not, you must first be clear about the taboos of choosing a name, taboo with the same name and sound as the name of your ancestors and sages, and taboo the emperor. I'm telling you here, if you don't even know this, you'll be named in the future, or if you give your child a name and go out and introduce yourself, you're going to be killed!"

"Our great, kind and simple ancestors, those farmers who face the loess with their backs to the sky, they have a low level of education, and they have also been worried about choosing a name, and they have invented a set of great methods later, how great is it, greater than viagra. What's the method?

"With the great number naming method, Baba doesn't have to worry about naming me anymore!"

“......”

Yu Hui couldn't imagine that there were such talents in this ravine, if the talents were divided into three, six, nine and so on, then Li Muyou's cliff would be superior!

Is he a joker uncle hidden on the Internet, picking his feet and noses under a 24-inch screen, wearing pants?

Is he a cross talk master who hides on the folk stage, dresses brightly, has a scruffy beard and wears slippers offstage?

Is she an aunt who is good at sonic attacks and scolding the street, holding a slipper in her hand?

......

No, Li Muyou is teaching!

Yu Hui looked sideways and found that this guy had gone before, and then he began to come back seriously.

"This number naming method is very distinctive, their so-called middle and upper class people don't bother to use it at all, not to mention the emperor and nobles, so don't touch the name with the relatives and ancestors, but even if you meet the name, it doesn't matter, they won't jump out of the grave and kill you, I'll first list the names of the family who sell pork and pork Rong at the entrance of the village!"

"Pork Rong Gaozu name: Zhu Baiba. ”

(Yu Hui wanted to ask him if he had a brother named Zhu Baiqi or Zhu Baijiu at this time, and when he thought about it, he would still ask the family tree when everyone was in the ground)

"Pork Rong's great-grandfather's name: Zhu Yisan. ”

"Pork Rong's grandfather's name: Zhu Eighteen. ”

"Pork Rong, his name is Zhu Chongliu, and this name can also be called Zhu Liuliu. ”

"His son will sound better, Zhu Sanba!"

“......”

Yu Hui: "...... "I'll thunder you!"

First of all, Yu Hui thinks that this family can rely on mathematics to eat, why should they sell meat, cough, sell pork!

This is more suitable than me, a science and engineering man, to be an accountant, I have always believed that there is no shortage of talents in the market, what is lacking is the eye to find talents!

Secondly, when Yu Hui heard the last name, her eyebrows were raised together, like a hedgehog, extremely spectacular!

"Of course, there are people who have learned and gone out after they have completed their studies, and they will change their names. Li Muyou explained. This is not to look down on numerical names, but just to make it easier to distinguish, whether it is the elegance of the spring and snow or the popularity of the lower riba people, these are indispensable to human society. ”

"Sir, my grandfather said that you used to be called Li Si!" At this time, a child stood up and broke the news.

"I know that too. The other child quickly stood up. "My grandfather said you have an older brother named Li Er. ”

"Haha 23333......"

The children burst into laughter, and Yu Hui also pulled the corners of her mouth.

"The past is not mentioned, the past is not mentioned!!" Li Muyou's wrinkled old face was also slightly red, and he said solemnly. "The examples just now are all non-mainstream names, and now I'm going to tell you about the mainstream names. ”

"When choosing a name, we try to consider the meaning, shape, sound and other aspects of the word, and try to provide information about our interests, pursuits, hopes, aspirations, rankings and other aspects through the name, so as to leave a good impression on people's visual, auditory and ideological senses, so that people can understand the profound meaning of the namer. ”

"The first is to respect the ancients, to express the admiration for the ancients or antiquities, such as Cao Ziyu, the word Ximeng (Meng Ke Ziyu), Wu Zhongdan, the word Xi Zhou (Zhou Gongdan), Fan Xue Zhu Zi with Hui (Zhu Xi with Hui), Lei Yuan, the word Xiyan (Yan Hui), Zu Mengzheng, the word Xilu (Lu Mengzheng). Some of them admired the philosophers of the Cinda, and they added the words "Yang", "Maku", and "Zong" directly in the middle of their names. ”

"Second, the chronicles. The ancestors attached great importance to ethics and merit when naming names. Those named after virtue include Cao Mengde, Liu Xuande, and Li Delin. Those named after Ren include Cao Ren, Xue Rengui, Wang Shouren, Kang Guangren, etc. Those named after righteousness include Liu Yiqing, Liu Yilong, Li Yifu, Li Yishan, etc. Those named after loyalty, such as Yang Guozhong, but this person is a loyal traitor! There are also famous generals Han Shizhong and Zhang Xianzhong. Named after filial piety, there are Guo Fengxiao and Fang Xiaoru. Named after the letter are Han Xin, Shan Xiongxin, Li Xin, etc. Those named after Qian are often used, such as Lu Zuqian, Yu Qian, and Qian Qianyi. There are also those who expressed their volunteers, and one of my classmates changed his name to Lu Biyong, showing a strong ambition to use the world; he later had no hope of becoming a eunuch, and the Holy Courtyard did not enter, so he changed his name to Lu Bu, and the word cultivated the field. ”

Li Muyou said this, and suddenly felt very touched, looking up at the sky at a faint angle of forty-five degrees, with a sense of sadness, helplessness, not being understood, emptiness, loneliness, and coldness to the end of the world, and faintly telling the past. "Once, I changed my name to Li Shangbang, and then I didn't get on the list for the college entrance examination repeatedly, so I came back to teach in frustration, and almost changed my name to Li Jiaoshu!"

"Haha 233333......"

Yu Hui is embarrassed, it's good that your name is Li Si.

"Alright, let's get down to business. The third is prayer. Even the saints once admitted that wealth is the desire of man: "Rich can be sought, even if the whip is carried out, I will also do it." If you can't ask for it, do what I like. Li Muyou explained.