Relying on the immortal spirit liquid, Li Shuchong "analyzed" You Tanzhi's cold poison into a cold "fertility", and digested and absorbed it smoothly, just like eating a bucket of delicious ice cream, and as if he had eaten ten strings of fried poisonous scorpions. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

Seeing that the "Analysis" spell was so powerful, Li Shuchong couldn't hold back the joy in his heart. At this time, he felt that the active factors in his body were extremely active, and his whole body became hot. He couldn't help it for a while, so he hugged Xiao Zhao in his arms and made love "in public".

Xiao Zhao's brain was short-circuited instantly, and he looked cute and stupid, stupid and stupid. Although both of them are invisible, even if they stage the Living Spring Palace, it is impossible for the spring to leak out, but she didn't expect Brother Shu Chong to be so impatient.

Xiao Zhao resolutely refused to submit in public, and reluctantly dragged Brother Shu Chong to a bedroom, and only after he collapsed on the bed did he let him do whatever he wanted.

In the fluttering of clothes, Xiao Zhao was gradually stripped naked. Before she fell into a frenzy, the most she wanted to say in her heart was: turning poison into color, this is the side effect of "parsing" spells?

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As he spoke, a total of six fireworks burst into the sky, each with a different color and shape.

Xuan Nan issued an order and ordered six Shaolin disciples to stay around the house. But after a long time, no movement of the enemy was heard. Everyone held their breath and stared, and after another meal, they suddenly heard a woman's voice singing in the east: "The willow leaves have not drawn their eyebrows for a long time, and the residual makeup and tears are red." Nagato has no grooming, why bother with pearls to comfort the lonely?"

After the voice finished singing, it immediately turned to a male voice and said: "Ah, the Qing family, the widow has not seen you for a long time, and I miss you very much, so I gave Qing a pearl, and the Qing family accepted it." ”

After the man finished speaking, he turned to a female voice and said: "Your Majesty has Concubine Yang as a companion, and even the early dynasty has been abolished, when will you take my thin-lived woman to heart, hey, ......" Speaking of this, he actually cried.

Xuzhu and other Shaolin monks are not familiar with world affairs, and they don't know what the hell that person is doing with men and women, but they are very sad to hear. Deng Baichuan and the others knew that the person was playing the story of Emperor Tang Ming and Concubine Mei, suddenly stringing Concubine Mei, suddenly stringing Emperor Tang Minghuang, the voice tone, only Xiao Wei, at this moment, such a person came, everyone muttered in their hearts, I don't know what this person's intentions are.

I only heard the man say again: "The concubine doesn't have to cry, hurry up and set up a banquet, the concubine plays the flute, and the widow sings a song for you to relieve the concubine's troubles." The man then turned into a female voice and said, "The concubine washes her face with tears day and night, just looking forward to seeing the king again...... Uh, uh......"

Bao Wei shouted loudly: "The lonely king An Lushan is also! Wu Na Tang Ming Emperor Li Longji, you Hu Tu Emperor, quickly hand over Yang Yuhuan!"

The man outside cried immediately, and the cry of "ah" seemed to be taken aback.

In an instant, there was silence again.

After a while, everyone suddenly smelled a faint fragrance of flowers. Xuan Nan shouted: "The enemy released poison, quickly hold your breath and smell the antidote." But after a while, I didn't feel anything different, but felt that my mind was refreshed, and it seemed that there was no poison in the fragrance of flowers.

The man outside said, "Seventh sister, have you arrived? There is a strange person in the fifth brother's house, who actually calls himself An Lushan." A woman's voice said: "Only the eldest brother has not yet arrived, the second brother, the third brother, the fourth brother, the sixth brother, and the eighth brother, everyone will show up together!"

As soon as she finished speaking, a light suddenly shone outside the gate, and a strange light enveloped five men and one woman. In the light, a black-bearded old man said loudly: "Old Five, don't give me a quick get-out." In his right hand he held a square plank.

The woman was a beautiful young woman, two of the other four were dressed as Confucians, and one appeared to be a carpenter, armed with a short axe and carrying a long saw. The other had a green face and fangs, red hair and green beard, and a terrifying shape, a monster, wearing a shiny brocade robe.

Deng Baichuan contemplated for a moment, and he had already seen that this person had painted his face with oil paint, not really having a different appearance, he was dressed like a singer on the stage, and he was able to play both Emperor Tang Ming and Concubine Mei, so he was naturally this gentleman, and said loudly at the moment: "Your honorable surname, Deng Baichuan is under the door of the Xiagu Su Murong family." ”

Before the other party could answer, a black shadow pounced out of the hall, the knife flashed, and slashed at the actor seven times in a row, which was a gust of wind and turmoil. The scene was caught off guard, dodging everywhere, and the situation was very embarrassing. But I heard him sing: "Pull out the mountain and cover the world, the times are not good, and the wind will not ......pass away, and the wind will not pass away, but the storm and evil offensive are too urgent, and he can't sing anymore before he finishes the third sentence.

The black-bearded old man scolded: "You man is also unreasonable, as soon as you come up, you will slash wildly, and eat me with a move 'big iron net'!"

Feng Bo muttered disgustingly: "I have fought hundreds of battles in my life, but I have never seen such a square board used as a blade." The single knife fell sharply, and it slashed to the board. With a bang, a knife slashed on the edge of the board, and the plate did not move at all, it turned out that this square board was shaped like a wooden board, but it was steel, but the outside was painted with wood grain. The storm immediately retracted the knife, and waited to send it again, but the arm retracted, and the single knife could not be recovered, but it was firmly sucked by the steel plate. The storm was shocked, and the luck was snatched, so that the single knife was separated from the steel plate, and shouted: "The evil door is the best! Is your iron plate made of magnet stone?"

The man laughed and said, "Don't dare, don't dare! This is the old man's eater." At a glance, he saw many straight lines drawn vertically and horizontally on the board, which was obviously a chessboard for playing Go, and said: "Strange and weird, I'll fight with you!"

The knife is like the wind, and the more you fight, the faster you fight, but the blade of the knife does not dare to touch the opponent's magnet chessboard again.

The drama took a breath and sang in a rough voice: "What can I do if I don't die, what can I do if I don't die?" suddenly turned into a woman's voice, and said delicately: "The king doesn't have to worry, although today's battle is unfavorable, the concubine will follow the king and fight her way out of the encirclement." ”

Bao Wei shouted: "Chu Bawang and Yu Ji of the straight lady thief, hurry up and kill yourself, I am Han Xin is also." He stretched out his palm and grabbed at the actor's shoulder. The actor dodged with his shoulders heavy, and sang: "The wind is blowing and the clouds are flying, and you are ...... Ah, my Han Gaozu killed you Han Xin. With his left hand around his waist, he shook out a soft whip, and with a sound of brushing, he pulled it towards the bag.

It is said that it is a fool who acts, and a fool who watches the play, and it is true.

It is difficult to see that these people are fighting very child's play, but both sides are very good at martial arts, but they don't know the origin of the other party, their brows are slightly furrowed, and they shouted: "Everyone, stop for the time being, and make your words clear first." ”

But it is very difficult to stop the storm and not fight, he knows that after being affected by the cold poison, his physical strength is far less than usual, and the cold poison will occur at any time, which is very dangerous, a single knife makes it like pouring wind, and he must defeat the other party as soon as possible.

In the sound of the four people fighting, another person came out of the hall, choking loudly, and the two ring knives collided, majestic and majestic, but it was painful. He said loudly: "You traitors who poisoned people, the old monk is killing people today. He was tortured by cold and poison for days, and he had no breath to come out, so without asking any more questions, he slashed at the two Confucian scholars with two knives. One of the Confucian dodged and dodged, and the other reached into his arms, felt a blade in the shape of a judge's pen, performed a small kung fu, and fought with Xuan.

Another Confucian shook his head and said, "It's strange! The monks have such a great anger, but they don't know what the reason is?" Reaching out to his arms and touching it, he said strangely: "Hey, where did you go!" Touching the left bag, digging into the right bag, shaking his sleeves, patting his chest, saying that he couldn't find anything.

Xuzhu became curious and asked, "Donor, what are you looking for?" The Confucian said: "This great monk has very high martial arts, my brother fights him, I want to take out the blade, come to the momentum of two enemies and one, hey, strange, strange! Where is my blade?"

Knock on your forehead and think with your heart. Xu Zhu couldn't help but laugh, and thought to himself: "It's interesting to go into battle and forget where to put your weapon." This person who probably reads books is stupid and stupid. Then he asked, "Donor, what kind of sword do you use?"

The Confucian said: "The gentleman salutes first and then the soldier, and my first blade is a book." ”

Xuzhu said: "What book, is it the secret of martial arts?" The Confucian said: "No, no." It is a "Analects", and I want to use the words of a sage to influence the other party. ”

Bao Wei interjected: "You are a scholar, and you can't even memorize the Analects, what else do you read?" The Confucian said: "My brother only knows one thing, but I don't know the other." When it comes to the Analects, Mencius, Spring and Autumn, and the Book of Songs, I naturally read them very well, but the other party is a disciple of Buddhism, and he only reads Buddhist scriptures, and may not have read the books of Confucianism. As the saying goes, it's called 'having a book to prove it'. While saying, he was still groping around his body.

Bao Wei shouted: "Little Master, hit him quickly!" Xu Zhu said: "When this donor finds the weapon, it will not be too late to do it." The Confucian said: "Song and Chu fought in Hong, and the Chu people did not cross the river, and the ranks were not completed, so they could be attacked, and Song Xianggong said: 'It is not a gentleman to strike'." The little master has this heart, and Song Xiangzhi is also benevolent. ”

The craftsman-like man saw that a pair of ring knives flew up and down, and the tricks were extremely powerful, and then he dismantled a few moves, but he was afraid that the scholar who made the judge's pen would be worried about his life, so he immediately swung the axe forward, waiting to help in the war. Gongye slapped him with a slap. Gongye Qian's appearance is Sven, the palm power can be really strong, known as the "second in the south of the Yangtze River", he and Xiao Feng compared the palm power of wine that day, although he lost, Xiao Feng also respected him, it can be seen that the internal force attainments are extraordinary. The craftsman dodged sideways and slashed at him with an axe.

The Confucian still hadn't found his Analects, but when he saw that one of his companions' judges' pen strokes was scattered, and he couldn't resist the pain's double knife, he said to Xuanpain: "Hey, great monk." Zi said: 'A gentleman has no end of food, and he will violate benevolence, and he will make a time, and he will do it. 'If you want to kill my fourth brother, then it will be unkind. Yan Yuan asked Ren, and Zi said: "Self-denial is benevolence." One day of self-denial and revenge, the world will return to benevolence. Then the Master said, 'Do not see, hear, speak, or move.' 'You wield two knives indiscriminately, and you just want to kill people, and this kind of action has no 'self-denial', which is 'incivility'. ”

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Li Shuchong's crazy behavior without "self-denial" frightened Xiao Zhao, who was being "insulted" by him.

After the two met frankly and fought each other, they watched as his top speed quickly broke 400 beats per minute and headed straight for a new record of 500 beats per minute. Seeing this situation, Xiao Zhao knew that something was wrong, and she would definitely not be able to bear it alone. Fortunately, she had just broken through the fifth layer of Qi refining, and the scope of her divine sense had expanded to a radius of fifty kilometers, so she hurriedly used her divine sense to communicate with the sisters who were still near Tokyo, asking them to tell each other and come as soon as possible to "share the masculinity and share the rain and dew".

When the wives and concubines who rushed to hear the news saw this scene, they almost became stupid. Anyway, he was still a night in the night last night, why is he hungry and thirsty today? Could it be that some of his needs have been so strong that they are appalling?

After listening to Xiao Zhao's explanation, everyone understood. It turns out that the "analysis" spell can not only fight poison with poison, but also nourish yin and aphrodisiac. It seems that he will have to be persuaded more in the future, and this kind of spell should be used with caution.

However, it is still necessary for all women to work together to overcome the difficulties together.

So, the wives and concubines took turns to play, alternately Chenghuan, and finally withstood Li Shuchong's crazy attack, and almost looked at the lost beautiful girl of the Wa Kingdom who was watching from the sidelines.

Of course, there were other men present. It's just that those men are all spare "medicinal materials" that were "captured" by the lost beautiful girls of "Wanhualou" with "fake death pills", even if they don't drink much medicine and don't fake their deaths, they will become stupid and stupid.

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Xuzhu asked the Shaolin monk beside him in a low voice, "Uncle, are these people pretending to be stupid?" Hui Fang shook his head and said, "I don't know either." This time out of the temple, the master told everyone to be careful, the people in the rivers and lakes are treacherous, and they can do any tricks. ”

The nerd said to Xuan bitterly: "Great monk." Zi said: 'The benevolent must have courage, and the brave must have benevolence.' 'You are brave, but you may not be benevolent, and you are not a true gentleman. The son said: 'Do not do unto others as you would have them do unto you'. If someone kills you, of course you don't want to. How can you kill people when you don't want to die?"

Xuan Pain and the scholar jumped before and after, waving a knife and fighting, this nerd followed Xuan Pain to the east and west, left and right, never far from him three feet away, kept advising, martial arts are obviously not weak. Xuan Wei secretly vigilant: "This guy is talking so nonsense, obviously he wants me to be distracted, and as soon as he finds a flaw in my moves, he immediately takes advantage of it." This person's martial arts are still above the person who makes the judge's pen, but he must be guarded against. In this way, he used six points of spirit to guard against the nerd, and only four points of effort to attack the scholar who made the judge's pen. The scholar's situation suddenly improved.

After more than ten moves, Xuan Pain became agitated, and shouted, "Go away!" reversed the ring knife, and slammed the handle of the knife into the nerd's chest. The nerd dodged out of the way and said: "I see that the master's martial arts are strong, and the fourth brother and I are two against one, and we may not be able to fight you. Zi said: 'See! Zeng Zi said: "The way of the master is only loyalty and forgiveness." 'Let's be human, this 'forgiveness' must always be guarded, and we must not be too arrogant. ”

Xuan was furious, slashed horizontally with a knife, and scolded: "What is the way of loyalty and forgiveness? Benevolence, righteousness and morality? Why do you put poison in the coffin to harm others? If the old man is not careful, he will have already passed away and returned to the West at this time, and what do you say, 'Do not do to others what you do not want to be done to yourself?? Do you want to be poisoned and die?"

The nerd took two steps back and said, "Wonderful, wonderful, who put poison in the coffin? Zi said: 'The carp is also dead, and there is a coffin but no coffin. 'Isn't the poison in the coffin poisoned even the dead body?' Ah, no, the dead are already dead. ”

Bao different interjected: "Non-yes, non-also." You put poison in your coffins instead of dead bodies, just to poison us who are alive. The nerd shook his head and said, "Your Excellency has the heart of a villain, and the belly of a gentleman." There are no coffins, and there is no poison. ”

Bao said: "Zi said: 'Only women and villains are difficult to raise. 'You're a villain. ”

Pointing to the beautiful young woman opposite, he said, "She is a woman." You two are really difficult to raise. Is there anything wrong with Confucius's words?" the nerd was stunned and said, "'Wang Gu talked about him left and right. I ignored your words and did not reply. ”

This nerd is different from the bag, and the answer is not the same, and the pain is less of a concern, and the double knife is tightened again, which makes the scholar of the judge's pen feel very tight. The nerd shook his head and approached Xuan Pain's side, and said: "Zi said: 'People are not benevolent, such as courtesy, what is it?' The great monk 'people are not benevolent', it is really bad. ”

Xuan said angrily: "I am the Shi family, what kind of poetry, books, etiquette and music you talk about rotten Confucianism, it is not benevolent and rude, and it can't move my heart at all." ”

The nerd stretched out his fingers, tapped his forehead, and said, "Yes, yes, yes! I can be said to be a scholar and stupid, a real nerd." The great monk is obviously a disciple of Buddhism, and I tell you that the benevolence, righteousness and morality of Confucius and Mencius are naturally out of place. ”

The turmoil and evil long-term fight made it difficult for the person on the iron chessboard to win, and after a long time, he faintly felt the cold poison in his lower abdomen. Bao Wei fought with the play, and noticed that the other party's martial arts were not very high, but the tricks were extremely varied, and he played Xi Shi for a while, spit out the sound of the warbler, and frowned and held his heart, Lianbu Shanshan, as if he was a peerless beauty, and in an instant, he played the poetry and wine Li Taibai, drunk and staggered. The magic is that he plays all kinds of characters, all have a set of martial arts to cooperate with, the soft whip in his hand or the long sleeves of the beauty, or the pen of the scribe, but the bag is different and laughable, and he can't help it for a while.

The nerd felt sorry for himself for a while, and suddenly said in a long voice: "Since you have given up the joy, can you be good at it?" I only heard him continue to chant: "After all, in the empty phase, his mind has no joy. If you enjoy the wisdom of Zen, it is the Dharma nature without a license. Falsehood and so on are not real, nor are they a place to stop the heart. Great monk, what are the following two sentences? I forgot. Xuan said bitterly: "The benevolent person obtains the law, and I am fortunate to show it to him." ”

The nerd laughed and said, "Zhaoye! Zhaoye! Don't you Buddhist masters also say 'benevolent'? The truth of the world is the same, I advise you to turn back and put down the butcher's knife!"

Xuan was shocked in his heart, and suddenly realized that he said: "Good, good! There is no Amitabha Buddha in the south, and there is no Amitabha Buddha in the south." There were two long sounds, two ring knives were thrown on the ground, and he sat cross-legged, smiling, and closing his eyes.

The scholar was fighting with him very much, and when he suddenly saw him like this, he was taken aback, and the judge's pen in his hand did not attack.

Xuzhu shouted: "Uncle Shi, has the cold poison occurred again?" Stretching out his hand to help each other, Xuan Nan shouted: "Don't move!" Xuan Nan clasped his hands together and recited the "Mantra of Death". When the Shaolin monks saw the pain and death, they cried in unison, picked up the Zen staff and knife, and had to fight with the two scholars. Xuan Nan said: "Stop! Xuan Pain's senior brother is really enlightened, and the bliss of dying is a positive result, and your generation must be happy." ”

The crowd who were fighting with themselves suddenly saw this change and jumped away together.

The nerd shouted: "Fifth brother, fifth brother Xue, come out quickly, someone gave me a word to kill you, come out and save your life!" If you fucking Doctor Xue don't come out to save your life, then you can't be obedient!" Deng Baichuan said: "Doctor Xue is not at home, this gentleman ......" The nerd still let go of his voice and shouted in a panic: "Xue Muhua, Xue Lao Wu, the enemy of the king of Hades, Doctor Xue, get out and save people! Your third brother has killed someone, and people will not be able to get along with us." ”

Bao Wei said angrily: "You killed someone, and you are still pretending to be pretending." With a slap of the exhale, he slapped it towards him, and his left hand followed from the bottom of the right palm, and he grabbed his beard with a move of "Old Dragon Exploring Pearls". The nerd dodged. The turmoil and the evil and the public and yeye cadres fought hard, and they didn't want to stop here, so they fought again.

Deng Baichuan shouted: "Lie down!" His left hand reached out and grabbed the back of the play. Deng Baichuan is the first under the Murong clan of Gusu Yanziwu, he is proficient in martial arts, his internal strength is strong, although he is not famous in the rivers and lakes, but anyone who knows him is respected. He grabbed the play and threw it to the ground. The actor was very agile, as soon as his left shoulder touched the ground, his body turned in a half circle, and his right leg swept and kicked at Deng Baichuan's leg. This time it was extremely fast, Deng Baichuan was fat and strong, it was not convenient to rotate, and it was difficult to dodge, so he immediately sank down and suffered his leg hard. I could only hear a click, and one of the two legs was broken.

The drama rolled a few times in succession, rolled out a few feet away, and shouted: "I scolded you Mao Yanshou, a traitor, and killed Zhongliang, ahh

The beautiful young woman had been standing aside, and when she saw that the actor had broken her leg, and the rest of her companions were also in danger, she said, "What is the reason for you people to occupy my fifth brother's house, and as soon as you come up, you will hurt people without asking for a reason?" Although she questioned the other party, her tone was still gentle.

The actor was lying on the ground, and when he looked up to the sky and saw the two lanterns hanging at the gate, he exclaimed, "What? 'Xue Gong Muhua's funeral', is my fifth brother whimpering?"

The chessboardman, the two scholars, the axe-maker, and the beautiful woman all looked at his fingers, and they all saw the lanterns. The candles in the two lanterns were extinguished early, and they hung in a dark and heavy manner, and as soon as everyone came up, they immediately fought, and no one paid attention to it, until the play fell to the ground, and then they looked up.

The actor cried loudly and sang: "Alas, alas, my good brother, I married you in Taoyuan, the ancient city meets, you pass five levels, kill six generals, what a majestic ......" At first, he sang the drama of "Crying Guan Yu", but later he was really excited and sang in a tone. The other five people shouted one after another: "Who killed the fifth brother?" "Fifth brother, fifth brother, which murderer killed you?" "I have to fight with you today to the death, I can't ...... it"