Chapter 182: Pickling Girls or Something, You're Weak (Part I)
After being driven out by Blue Sky Tyrant, Zhang Zheng went straight to the garden. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info Before the others arrived, I heard the sound of people in the garden from a distance, and I don't know if these young people have eaten too much, and they are still so noisy at night, they really don't have no sense of public morality, what should they do if they disturb the people, and they still have to go to work tomorrow?
Silently despised those young ladies and sons in his heart, and Zhang Zheng's steps were faster.
Walking quickly to the garden, the ladies and sons who formed a circle each had their own ways to play, some of them were drinking and bragging, some were laughing and playing, and there were also those who were showing off their literary or martial arts, of course, these are some boys, looking at a large number of girls surrounding these people, screaming from time to time, this scene really brightened Zhang Zheng's titanium alloy eyes, your part-time job is to engage in juggling on the street, you want to make girls laugh is understandable, but, can we change the way with connotation?
Standing aside from afar and watching silently for a while, he had no intention of joining at all, Lan Tianba instructed him to have a good relationship with these people or something, Zhang Zheng didn't pay attention to it at all, in his eyes, these are all brain-dead and late middle and second, how can a good son like himself be in the same stream with them!
Zhang Zheng's target is those normal people, among so many Miss Gongzi, are there any normal people, the answer is yes, there are quite a few, and a small number of normal people still attracted Zhang Zheng's attention for the first time, and at the same time made him very unhappy, it was a group of Gongzi brothers, a group of Gongzi brothers around Lan Yu.
Damn, my brother has shown his arms, you still don't give up, do you have to show my thighs, Zhang Zheng was worried in his heart, whether he wanted to pull the rocket artillery out and let it smoke-but his footsteps flew towards Lan Yu.
"Xiao Yu, it turns out that you are here" In order to show his particularity, after Zhang Zheng arrived, he stood in a row directly with Lan Yu, and then smiled and said to the dozen or so sons around him, "Thank you for being able to participate in Xiao Yu's birthday party today, please forgive me in any place where you don't greet well!"
As soon as they heard this, these ten sons and brothers were not very happy in their hearts, what do you mean by this? Do you think you are half the master of the Blue Mansion?
"Hehe, I don't know what Childe is called, who is it!" someone said with a little unpleasant tone at the moment
"Under Zhang Zheng" Zhang Zheng didn't seem to hear the dissatisfaction in this person's tone, and said with a smile, "From the Dragon Kingdom, Demacia!"
After Zhang Zheng finished speaking, another son-in-law took over the conversation, "Oh, Dragon Country, Demacia?" This name is chic, Brother Zhang looks magnificent, and he talks extraordinary, he must be a big man in his hometown, I am very interested in Your Excellency's Xianxiang, I wonder if you can talk about it for us?"
"It's easy to say, I can't talk about any big names in my hometown, just the three outstanding young people in the country, just the successor of foreign processing and production!"
"Brother Zhang, I understand this outstanding young man, but what is the successor of industrialism?"
"Hehe......" Zhang Zheng smiled, and then said modestly, "Actually, it's not a big deal, it's the future successor of the country, it's just ......"
After Zhang Zheng finished speaking, the faces of more than a dozen sons and brothers all changed, Nima, the future successor of the country, isn't this a prince? Several people looked at Zhang Zheng suspiciously, this guy who was dressed in cross-dressing and smiled very poorly, and was extremely shameless, could he be a prince?
Even Lan Yu couldn't listen to it anymore, and his little hand touched him lightly, giving him another look
"That's pretty much it, don't blow it too much, it's not going to end well in a while!"
Knowing what Lan Yu meant, Zhang Zheng shouted in his heart, I didn't blow it well, I am really the successor, it's just that there are hundreds of millions of successors like me in the country, whether there is my share or not, I don't know.
However, Lan Yu's instructions came out, and Zhang Zheng couldn't disobey the order, so he had to change the topic
"I just saw a few people chatting very happily, I don't know what they are talking about?
After Zhang Zheng finished speaking, a son-in-law dressed as a scribe immediately said, "That's right, I just wrote a new poem in the next one, I want to read it to Commander Lan, so that she can give it a little mention."
After he finished speaking, Zhang Zheng blurted out
"Love poems?"
"No, no, no......" The scribe immediately became as if he was choking on drinking water, and hurriedly denied it, but suddenly thought that he was about to read it, and it was pointless to deny it, so he had to change his words awkwardly halfway
"Yes...... It's the first ...... Love poem ......" stammered, the scribe's face turned red, Zhang Zheng was not there just now, and he didn't feel anything to please Lan Yu, because before the matter was finally decided, they always had a glimmer of hope, but now that Zhang Zheng is here, it feels different, this feeling of digging the foot of the wall in front of the wall, it's not too embarrassing!
"But...... But. Reading this poem in the next is just to ask Commander Lan to taste it, but I can't mean anything else, and I ask Zhang Gongzi not to mind!" Looking at Zhang Zheng's squinting eyes, as if smiling but not smiling, the scribe Gongzi felt an inexplicable pressure, and hurriedly added.
"Oh~ I don't mean anything else" Zhang Zheng smiled inexplicably, and then said, "Dude, your intentions are good, but I think you found the wrong person, my Lanlan's attainments in poetry are not particularly high, I'm afraid I can't give you any advice, and her interest is not in poetry, but something else." ”
"What's that?"
The other sons all lit up, it seems that this guy in front of him knows Lan Yu very well, maybe he also relied on this to make Lan Yu have a good eye for him, if he also knows Lan Yu's hobby, so as to do what he likes, maybe...... Hey......
Thinking of this, everyone came to the spirit, it turned out that we didn't find the right method, it seems that this idiot is going to make this method public, what an idiot, as long as I wait to learn, then there will be nothing to do with you!
"Do you want to know?" asked Zhang Zheng with a smile as he looked at the guy in front of him who wanted to warp his wall
More than a dozen sons nodded in unison
"Then I'll tell you," said Zhang Zheng, turning his head to look at Lan Yu and smoothing the hair around her ear
"Tell them it's okay, right?"
Zhang Zheng's actions made these boys' eyes almost erupt, are you really good at stimulating us again and again, again and again, we can't help but cut people, you know, but now is not the time to break out, we endure it!
At the same moment, Lan Yu didn't say much about Zhang Zheng's intimate actions, she just looked at him curiously, she wanted to know what the person in front of her would say, why didn't she know, Zhang Zheng knew herself so well?
"It seems that you don't have an opinion, then I'll say it" Zhang Zheng first straightened his collar, then cleared his throat, and whetted everyone's appetite before he said unhurriedly, "Actually, compared to writing poems and lyrics, my family Yu'er prefers to watch people perform, swallowing big swords and crushing boulders in the chest, of course, it would be better if there were trapeze!"
After hearing this, these boys' eyes were about to burst out
What's that, what's fun?
Swallowing a big sword?
A boulder in the chest?
Trapeze?
What is this? Why don't you die!
Until now, they still don't understand, Zhang Zheng has been playing them from beginning to end, then they are stupid, and immediately a few people said with very unhappy faces, "Zhang Gongzi, we sincerely ask for advice, but you are playing with us, it seems a little inappropriate, right?"
The strength of the imperial capital in these people's homes is not small, although it is not as good as the three princes of the imperial capital, but it is not far behind, so it is not very polite to speak, Zhang Zheng has shown extraordinary strength before, but so what, in the end, this is the imperial capital, it is their territory, no matter how powerful Zhang Zheng is, he is only an outsider, the strong dragon can't suppress the ground snake, he can still go to the sky!
"I didn't, I told the truth, why did a few sons say this?" Zhang Zheng's face was full of innocence and grievances, and after finishing speaking, he pretended to be angry and said, "That's it, since a few sons think I'm playing tricks on you, then when I didn't say anything, I'll apologize to you now" After speaking, Zhang Zheng turned his head to Lan Yu and said, "Xiao Yu, you wait for me here, I have arranged a special program for you, and now I have to prepare." ”
After speaking, Zhang Zheng didn't look at the few flies beside Lan Yu, aren't you not giving up, wait, see if I cut off your thoughts tonight!
Zhang Zheng walked fast and returned quickly
He came back in less than ten minutes, and in addition to himself, he was followed by several guards carrying various props
"What does this son want to do?"
"I don't know?"
"Let's go, let's go!"
“......”
Although no one has taken the initiative to call the door for the time being, there are many people who have been paying attention to Zhang Zheng.
Zhang was pushing a small cart back to Lan Yu's side, while the guards ran to the side fiddling with other things.
"What's on this, what tricks do you want to play?" Lan Yu glanced at Zhang Zheng, I don't know what the hell this guy who has already been out of the limelight wants to do, but the tone of blame is with unconcealed joy, although her personality is cold, it doesn't mean that she is wood, in the end, she is just a young girl.
"According to the customs of my hometown, when you celebrate your birthday, you have to eat a cake to celebrate," said Zhang Zheng removed the lid of the cake on the small cart, and a giant cake with a height of one meter appeared in front of everyone.
"This is the cake?" Lan Yu walked to the small cart, sniffed it lightly, and said, "It's so fragrant, but it's so big, how do you eat it?"
"Don't worry, you haven't cut it yet"
Zhang Zheng smiled and put a few candles on the cake, nodded and said to Lan Yu, "Now please close your eyes and make a wish, and then, after blowing out the candles, you can cut the cake."
Lan Yu glanced at him, then made a wish to blow out the candles
"Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you......"
At the same time, Zhang Zheng sang a birthday song to her alone, and then took out the plate props that had been prepared a long time ago, and raised the knife on the cake, and with a few clicks, the whole giant cake was cut into countless small portions, first of all, one must be distributed to Lan Yu, and then the other onlookers, of course, only girls have a share, not that Zhang Zheng is heavy on sex and light friends, but there are too many people, not enough at all, only to distribute to girls will not offend people.
"How's it going?"
After dividing the cake, Zhang Zheng saw Lan Yu pick a small point and stuff it into his mouth, and couldn't help but ask with a smile
"So sweet, delicious, thank you"
Lan Yu looked at Zhang Zhengdao, she wanted to smile at Zhang Zheng, but there were too many people around, and the smile on her face died before she was born.
"If you like it, I'll make you a big one next time"
After finishing speaking, Zhang Zheng walked to the guards, and just now, the guards had already prepared the things that Zhang Zheng had ordered.
Everyone looked at him one after another, and they all looked at him curiously