Chapter 400: Pee
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As a result, five people returned.
One can be used, this is Xiao Ling'er.
One can be sold, this is Yin Jiuwu.
There are two more that can be taken care of, these are Sapling and Derpy.
"It seems that I really have the potential to become a grandmaster. ”
Wu Feng was secretly happy in his heart, and he had unconsciously accepted five apprentices.
Qin Huai, Xiaobai, Xu Xiaoxi, Little Sapling, Derpy. These five people, except for Xu Xiaoxi, are all homeless people.
Qin Huai encountered it and asked for trouble.
Xiaobai, Xiaoshu and Derpy were picked up, and Xu Xiaoxi was tricked over.
When everyone went back, it was naturally cautious and walking on thin ice.
It's just that only Wu Feng and Xiao Ling'er know the truth, and the ghost knows when the old horseman of the Heavenly Demon will catch up with them. If this is really chased, it will definitely be a pot, and there must be no accidents.
Yin Jiuwu was ghostly, constantly thinking about his escape route.
It's a pity that he scared Xiao Ling'er so much before that he ran away for a month. This matter, even if someone like Wu Feng doesn't care, but her little Ling'er will definitely not just forget it. Almost as long as he saw any sign of Yin Jiuwu running away, he would be beaten up and only slapped in the face.
After Yin Jiuwu was beaten three times in a row, he was much more honest and didn't dare to look around.
"It's almost there. ”
Wu Feng looked ahead, he had a map of the route here, although he was not familiar with it, but as long as he understood the map, everything was easy to say.
"Take a break. ”
Wu Feng glanced at a few people, after all, Xiao Shusapling and Derpy's own quality was too poor, and it was impossible for them to travel for a long distance like this.
Yin Jiuwu turned around and walked into the woods, Xiao Ling'er's eyes flashed, and he instantly appeared behind Yin Jiuwu, grabbed the back of his neck and fell back, without waiting for Yin Jiuwu to scream, he bent over and crackled in the face.
"Why did you hit me!"
Yin Jiuwu yelled aggrievedly, "Did I provoke you?" Wu Feng, you are the master for me, I am also 10 million taels of gold, right?"
Wu Feng blinked, "Yes, why did you hit him." ”
Xiao Ling'er snorted, "As soon as you said to rest, he ran into the woods, did he run away for 10 million taels? ”
"Oh, yes. ”
Wu Feng nodded, looked at Yin Jiuwu and said, "She's helping me." ”
Yin Jiuwu spat out a mouthful of blood, "Who is going to run? Who is going to run? Isn't this going to rest? I can't pee!"
Xiao Ling'er glared, "Then why are you going to the grove?"
Yin Jiuwu roared angrily: "I don't go to the grove, am I still in front of you?
Yin Jiuwu was extremely angry, and untied his trousers on the spot, this hasn't been beaten several times a day, who can endure it?
Xiao Ling'er was furious, and at the moment when Yin Jiuwu made his move, a flying kick swept into Yin Jiuwu's crotch.
"Whew!"
Yin Jiuwu looked up to the sky and screamed, and his body bones bent into a shrimp.
Wu Feng is a spirit, my obedient, it's too ruthless, right?!
"I'll let you untie your belt, I'll let you untie it!"
Xiao Ling'er grabbed Yin Jiuwu and threw him hard, "You perverted embryo, you dead rascal." The little sapling is only so big, you dare to do this, I think you are really impatient. ”
Wu Feng's face turned pale, and the corners of his mouth twitched constantly, if anyone really provoked this ghostly girl, it would really be unlucky. Seeing that it had been almost an hour, Wu Feng hurriedly grabbed Xiao Ling'er, "Beautiful girl, please be merciful." This is a person, not a fucking brute, if you continue to fight, you will give me 10 million taels. ”
Hearing this, Xiao Ling'er shook her hand and threw Yin Jiuwu out, she didn't lose this money.
Yin Jiuwu lay on the ground, rolling his eyes, although this blow did not hit him to death, but it was also more out of breath and less in breath.
"Hey, you're not dead, are you?"
Wu Feng hurriedly came to Yin Jiuwu's side and pulled Yin Jiuwu to sit up, "Hurry up and make it convenient, right?"
Yin Jiuwu glanced at Wu Feng weakly, and then sighed, "The name of the first generation of heroes, the name of the first generation of heroes will be ruined in one fell swoop." ”
"God, how can you do this to me!"
Xiao Ling'er snorted, "Call Cangtian a fart?" You ask Cangtian, who did he spare." ”
Wu Feng coughed lightly, "Okay, okay, it's all for my sake, let's say a few words." Yin Jiuwu, don't suffocate, go and make it convenient. ”
Yin Jiuwu's body shook suddenly, and he smiled embarrassedly: "No, no need, it's over." ”
"What?"
Wu Feng was stunned for a moment, then smelled a commotion, and looked down to see that there was already a watery area below.
"I'll go!"
Wu Feng raised his eyebrows, this kid actually peed like this? Almost subconsciously, Wu Feng directly slapped Yin Jiuwu aside.
Yin Jiuwu lay on the ground, bowed his head and said, "Can you ask all the beauties to avoid it?"
"What's that, Wu Feng, can you change some clothes?"
Wu Feng gritted his teeth, this guy was beaten by Xiao Ling'er and became incontinent, this is simply a person who is too embarrassed to be a man. took out a set of clothes at the moment and threw it on Yin Jiuwu, "You will really embarrass me." ”
"Wow!"
Yin Jiuwu cried bitterly, "You say I'm easy, don't I just want to come to the demon clan to make some money? Who the hell did I provoke, a little girl beat the little master like a grandson, not only beat me, but also robbed me of all my money, I finally found her and wanted to get the money back, and now it has become someone else's goods to sell for 10 million, you say you can sell it, you have to give me back my one or two snowflake silver, right? Why am I so cheap, people want to sell me, I have to give people money." ”
"God, why did I offend you. ”
Wu Feng looked at Xiao Ling'er and coughed dryly, "It seems to be ...... It seems to be a bit big. ”
Xiao Ling'er wrinkled, "Hmph, don't care about my business." Little sapling, let's go and play. ”
Yin Jiuwu hid his face and cried bitterly, aggrieved like a little daughter-in-law.
Wu Feng coughed and forcibly endured the fishy smell, "Okay, don't cry, what's something a big man can't get by?"
Yin Jiuwu hurriedly raised his head and wiped away his tears with his sleeve, "Really, how much do you give me?"
Wu Feng suddenly had an urge to scold people, you love money so much.
"One or two. ”
Wu Feng grinned, "It's quite a bit." ”
Yin Jiuwu was a little disappointed, and muttered: "One or two is one or two, it's better than nothing." ”
Wu Feng tilted his head and took out the one or two snowflakes of silver from before, Yin Jiuwu was just about to pick it up, but Wu Feng took it back. Yin Jiuwu was stunned, "What's wrong?"
"I also bought this dress with money. ”
Wu Feng's eyes swept away, "Why don't you pay this money first?"
Yin Jiuwu's face turned blue, and he glared at Wu Feng viciously, "I knew that you were a weasel giving New Year's greetings to chickens, and you didn't have a good heart at all." ”
"No, I don't want to hear you cry. ”
Wu Feng put away the silver, then stood up and walked to the side, "Hurry up and slow down your clothes, it's really embarrassing." ”
"Phew. ”
Yin Jiuwu spat at Wu Feng's back, "What kind of hero is bullying me all day long." ”
In the distance, Xiao Ling'er looked at Wu Feng and asked, "Aren't you afraid of him running away?"
Wu Feng rolled his eyes, "You're about to cripple people, and you're running a fart, I looked at it just now, and five ribs have to be broken." However, this kid is really resistant to beating, and it is estimated that in addition to practicing light skills, he has not fallen at all. ”》≠》≠,
"Yo, are you distressed?"
Xiao Ling'er grinned, "You beg me, you beg me, I'll think about it." ”
Wu Feng shrugged, "I beg you?" If you kill you, if you don't die, it's mine. Remember, if you die, you have to pay me 10 million, if you don't die, I'll go back and divide your 1 million, how about it?"
Xiao Ling'er's eyes lit up, and she pulled Wu Feng's arm, "Really? Can you really share a million with me?"
Wu Feng nodded, "Of course, why am I lying to you? People like him sell to those who have money, and they don't know what he can do, it's definitely worth it." It's worth a lot, and when the money arrives, what's the point of sharing a million of you?"
Xiao Ling'er tilted her head and grinned, "What about his five million?"
Wu Feng grinned and said, "Have you ever seen a seller who still go to give money to the goods? ”