I saw that this old man, like many crazy and weird old men, had an explosion of unkempt hair, which was as messy as a chicken kennel, a dog kennel, and a bird's nest!

Of course, its beard and chest hair are as messy, and the rest of the world doesn't know about it. This old man is about the same as the old monster of the Purple Mountain, he is also thin, he is tall, he also has a cane in his hand but it is bamboo, it looks like an ordinary one, and he has a necklace around his neck.

The "pendant" is a small turtle - a turtle with a silver tortoiseshell, and it is still alive!

What does this turtle have to do with the old monster of the Purple Mountain? Of course, the biggest difference between him and the old monster of the purple mountain is that his smile is very good, because he also has a set of white teeth, and his eyes are not squinting like the latter, but they are not energetic, to use an idiom

"Sleepy-eyed". The smile and the lively body are so energetic, but the eyes are so decadent, quite contrasting, it is difficult to adapt, I don't know if his personality is split or himself.

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There were three "hahaha" sounds in the forest, and then Tao Xiaozhi began to fall!!

This is really no joke!

However, having an old man in such a little joke certainly did not bother him: I saw him fly out of the crutches, and the crutches caught Tao Xiaozhi like a witch's broom and sent it back, falling to the ground. The whole process is so fast that you can't see it clearly, or it's a bit exaggerated, at least you don't understand what happened within the reaction time.

The old man said disdainfully to a certain part of the forest: "I really don't understand why you dead old man, why do you act like a shrunken turtle, that's my characteristic!"

Even the cowardly characteristics of "shrinking turtle" have to fight, it seems that the two of them either have a deep hatred or are stupid * to the end!

Gu Xuan Lao Tong is finally about to appear!

Since the other party is Gu Xuan Laotong, then the old man is ...... Yes, it must be the old monster of Purple Mountain!

"Purple Mountain Bird Feathers, just like you, how can you deserve such an honor!"

There is no irony here, honor is honor!

Then, then it's time for Gu Xuan Lao Tong to appear, where is the applause!

Although he didn't find applause, Gu Xuan's appearance was really extraordinary, at least unexpected: I saw the water surface of the piranha pond surging, and it seemed that a few piranhas were going to jump up to win the amazement of watching - sure enough, the water splashed, from the sky, but it was not a fish that jumped out, but a person!!

I saw that this old man had the same explosive and unkempt hair as many crazy and strange old men, as messy as a chicken's nest, a dog's nest, and a bird's nest! Of course, his beard and chest hair were as messy, and the rest of the world did not know it. This old man is about the same as the old monster of the Purple Mountain, he is also thin, he is tall, he also has a cane in his hand but it is made of bamboo, which looks similar to an ordinary one; he has a necklace around his neck, but the "pendant" is a small turtle - a turtle with a silver tortoise shell, and it is still alive! Is this a "silver beetle"? What does this turtle have to do with the old monster of the Purple Mountain? Of course, the biggest difference between him and the old monster of the Purple Mountain is that his smile is very good, because he also has a set of white teeth, and his eyes are not like the latter, but they are not energetic, and in an idiom it is "sleepy-eyed". The smile and the lively body are so energetic, but the eyes are so decadent, quite contrasting, it is difficult to adapt, I don't know if his personality is split or himself.

He stopped at the tip of a small tree, and did not feel any oppression at all, was it light or would it be suspended? It didn't matter anymore, anyway, in a person like him, no matter what happened, don't be surprised, because the world of god-like people is not something that mortals can understand!

The old monster of Purple Mountain said: "Even if you kill me again, you still can't kill me......"

Gu Xuan Lao Tong smiled (his eyes were still so weak and powerless, there was no change at all) and said, "Aren't you the same?"

The old man of Purple Mountain said, "I don't remember how many times I have experienced this...... I got into fights a few times a year, and from my twenties onwards, every time it was a no-win ......"

This may not seem like a terrifying statistic, but they have lived for more than 300 years!!

Gu Xuan Lao Tong said: "If you feel bored and tired, then you can die, and it doesn't count me winning you!"

The old monster of the Purple Mountain smiled toothlessly: "I will definitely watch you die first, and I will die blindly!"

Gu Xuan Lao Tong laughed angrily (I can't imagine it) and said: "You are so unkind, why do you keep stealing my lines? I'm sure I'm happier to watch you die than you to watch me die!"

"Since you are so unanimous, why do you still fight?" Tao Xiaozhi accidentally interjected, "Wouldn't it be better to sit down and chat, drink, and look at the stars?"

"The hairy kid (fart) is about your birds!" the two of them rebuked in unison, which provided a source of embarrassment for the long silence between the two of them.

The old man of Purple Mountain said, "But this time we still did it, right?"

Gu Xuan Lao Tong said to Tao Xiaozhi: "Fart little ghost, hurry up and place a bet, I can do one for you if you win, anything can be done!"

Tao Xiaozhi said: "What if you don't win?"

Gu Xuan Lao Tong said: "Throw you into the pond to feed the fish!"

Tao Xiaozhi said: "You don't have to fight, I'll provide you with a better idea-"

"What?" the two said Tao Xiaozhi at the same time: "Rock-paper-scissors, the simplest, and effortless and time-consuming, how good!"

"Boring and childish!"

"Low IQ, ridiculously outrageous!"

The two expressed their opinions.

Tao Xiaozhi said disdainfully: "You are boring, naïve, and have a low IQ, which is ridiculously outrageous! Fighting back and forth, after so many years, you can't get a winner or loser, it's better for you to hit your head and die!"

The two looked at Tao Xiaozhi for a long time at the same time, and then shouted in unison: "Good idea!!"

These two old men just think of what they do, out of improvisation and suddenness, in search of excitement! This is one of the many reasons why the world thinks they are weird.

Then the two of them stood a few feet away, their heads like front, and made a rhinoceros shape - a battle of bones and brains was about to begin!

It's ridiculous for an egg to touch a stone, but it's a little cruel for an old bone to touch an old bone!

It was expected that the two of them were panting on crutches and the sound of old bones crashing together and bones breaking, but the reality was unbelievable: the lightning speed, the collision of Mars against the Earth, the powerful air flow generated by the head to the head, the moment of flint and lightning!!

At this moment, the two of them will each bounce off dozens of feet: one knocked down a few big trees, one smashed a few big rocks!! and then, the place where they had been active before slowly rose up to the dust!

Needless to say, you also know how powerful they are - but you can't say how powerful they are! Powerful is invisible, so Tao Xiaozhi can see these clearly, but it may be a little difficult for someone to say clearly, and it is another thing for others to believe each other.

After such a touch, you might think that the two old men were starry-eyed, dizzy-eyed, and staggering - or worse, the old bones were shattered, but they immediately stood up again, and then began to collide for the second, third, and fourth time!

Until the surrounding trees arrived, the rocks were shattered, and the fish and other animals in the fish pond were shocked to the shore and foamed at the mouth, a huge head bang finally stopped, and the two old men also sat back to back on the ground, and their clothes were shaken off.

Tao Xiaozhi couldn't remember how many times they had collided, because the deafening and concussion to his head caused by each collision was so violent that it made him feel like he was caught in the fire of war, and he acted like a helpless child!

Although he didn't bleed from his bloads, he was foaming at the mouth, almost like a fish on the ground!

The old man of Zishan said: "Hairy boy, I can't see that your bones are strange, if ordinary people would have hung up a long time ago!"

"Nonsense, why else would you have brought him here, I already knew you were wrong!"

The old monster of Purple Mountain said: "Yes, I brought him here just to kill you!"

Gu Xuan Lao Tong smiled evilly: "That's why I told him to kill you first~~"

"Can I interject?" Tao Xiaozhi said, "How can I kill you two uncles?"

Gu Xuan Lao Tong stretched out two fingers and said with a smile: "I'm sorry to disturb you, you interjected two sentences." ”

The old man of Zishan said: "What a rude guy, how can you be allowed to interject when a bastard speaks!"

So, of course, Tao Xiaozhi couldn't get the answer he wanted.

Gu Xuan Lao Tong seemed to suddenly remember something, and then said with a sneer: "Since you want to kill me so much, why don't you dare to come out like a shrunken turtle?"

The old monster of the Purple Mountain laughed: "Because I'm just a shrunken turtle—you really praise people!"

Gu Xuan Lao Tong also smiled: "You just think, at most, you are not an old-fashioned lonely ghost!"

The old monster of the Purple Mountain said angrily: "You are the lonely ghost and the wild ghost, and you are the lowly old ghost! Who is hiding in the dark corner waiting to make a secret move?!"

Gu Xuan Lao Tong said: "You seem to have forgotten what kind of place this is? This is my territory, do you think I just don't know if you sneak in? Do you think that I don't know if you have been secretly watching me in the past few months?

The old man of the Purple Mountain said: "What kind of place is this? This is my home, I first discovered this place! Who took it away from me in a dastard manner? How many years have you lived on this island? You know him well? You don't even know that there is an island within an island!"

Gu Xuan Lao Tong smiled: "Then how did I get in?"

The old monster of the Purple Mountain said, "You must have followed that little gorilla in!"

Gu Xuan Lao Tong said: "So what? Everyone always has something they don't know about their own things, for example, do you know how many hairs you have underneath? But it's still my territory after all. ”

Sure enough, the two quarreled again, although they didn't know what was going on. If it weren't for the fact that the two of them were exhausted, they would have fought a long time ago. So, the two of them fought with each other, almost kissing each other.

Just when their tongues were almost knotted, they suddenly heard a loud shout: "Ho, grandpa, I can't stand him anymore!!"

Immediately, a person fell from the sky, and a wooden stick whistled down, heading towards Gu Xuan Laotong's head, which could split hard walnuts!!