Chapter 35: The Roast Deer Incident 2
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Just as Brother Xiaohu was like a hungry tiger, pounced on Tao Xiaozhi to give him a warm hug, an unhappy voice sounded: "It's a brother, it's not formal, why do you always want to take advantage of others?"
It was the silly star who was looking at each other coldly in the dark corner who was talking.
In the face of Tao Xiaozhi's blatant *, the more he looks at it, the more he looks at it, the more he doesn't feel good, it's not to seek justice for women's rights, and I don't know what it's for, in short, it's unhappy - I can't wait to break his body into thousands of pieces, and then mend it again, and then chop it into meat sauce and soak it in wine!
This is probably the so-called "jealousy". One of the biggest characteristics of a jealous person is that he doesn't know that he is "jealous," he doesn't know why he loses his temper and is stupid, he doesn't know what he's doing, and he can't control what he does.
"Actually, I don't know who took advantage of whom," Huo Xing also sneered, "Both of them are out-and-out old perverts!"
When did Huoxing stand on the united front with his cousin, he also took this opportunity to damage them and show his anger. This was a good intention, but his cousin was even more angry!
Yan Xingxing inexplicably knotted and loosened his hair bundles, loosened and knotted them, looked at Tao Xiaozhi with angry eyes, held his breath, suddenly jumped up, and stomped his feet suddenly, and the earth seemed to shake several times!
"They like to mess around, let them go, I don't want to see these two perverts!" said the star, angry and walked towards the dark twilight!
"Dear cousin, wait a minute!"
The fiery star also followed.
Tao Xiaozhi and Brother Xiaohu were dumbfounded, dumbfounded, and couldn't say a word for a long time.
Tao Xiaozhi wanted to test the body of Brother Xiaohu's daughter, but the intervention of the stupid star ruined his interest.
"Do we still want to hug?" Brother Xiaohu looked at Tao Xiaozhi blankly, looking very innocent.
Tao Xiaozhi sighed and said helplessly: "Forget it, you better find a big tree to hug and have a good time!"
Brother Xiaohu was bored, smelling the fragrant roast deer, he stretched out his hand and was about to tear it off, Tao Xiaozhi stopped it in time: "Don't move, it's not ripe yet!"
Brother Xiaohu smiled, sprayed saliva at Tao Xiaozhi's face and said, "It's okay, half-baked is just right for my appetite!"
Tao Xiaozhi said: "What's the hurry, wouldn't it be better to wait for them to come back and eat again?"
Brother Xiaohu was bored again, just staring at the roast deer blankly, drooling.
The firewood was almost burned, and the tongue of fire gradually faded like a shrunken turtle, and it could only be rekindled by relying on the dripping deer oil.
"The firewood is all burned, I'll go pick up some firewood and come back!" Brother Xiaohu understands that in front of them, it is better to be positive, and it is worth doing anything for this delicious venison!
After Brother Xiaohu left, Tao Xiaozhi lay down, looking at the gray sky and the gray moon, neither thinking about the past nor the future, just quietly looking at the half of the sky left by the shadow of the pine tree, his heart was as calm as water, and he didn't think about anything.
Suddenly, a small gust of wind blew, and the rustling of the leaves broke the silence, and it was also the lake of his heart that caused ripples, and the most terrible thing was that the dying bonfire was completely extinguished!
The surroundings were darkened, and in the dim night, there were dark shadows, dancing in the wind, ghosts, and indescribable gloom and horror!
But he is not worried about this, a hungry person is not afraid of this, whether the roasted deer is cooked or not, this is his main concern.
Fortunately, the strong fragrance is still there, and it is refreshing, which is why he can still close his eyes slightly with peace of mind, waiting for his companion to return.
The leaves were still rustling, but much quieter, and they weren't noticeable at all—they had probably stopped.
However, this is not a strange thing, and what is even stranger is that after the faint sound of the leaves has subsided, the strong smell of roasted deer seems to suddenly disappear, is it the wind that has taken it all away?
Tao Xiaozhi woke up like a nightmare and found that the barbecue deer was indeed gone!
Will the roasted deer fly away too?!
Tao Xiaozhi looked around, but it was very difficult to find a figure in the shadows of the dark trees! However, the smell of the mushroom roasted deer was too strong and fragrant, and there was still a lingering unique fragrance wafting in the air - although the fragrance left behind was faint, as long as the person with a sharp nose would find the roast deer that disappeared!
Find the roast deer and you'll find the deer thief (or maybe some beast)!
Who could this deer thief be? There is no doubt that it must be Brother Xiaohu's doing, because she is an out-and-out liar, and she has already hung three feet on the roast deer, so she used the excuse to pick up firewood, waited for the opportunity in the dark, and took advantage of Tao Xiaozhi's unpreparedness to steal the roast deer and escape!
"Damn!" Tao Xiaozhi scolded, "Silly Xingxing is right, she won't do anything except deceive people!"
Tao Xiaozhi grinned, like a hunting dog, holding a red tassel gun, looking for the fragrance.
Although this method seems very clumsy - after all, he is not a Tao puppy, and his nose is not so sensitive, but it is the most effective method at present, and it can only be blamed on the hungry person's nose is particularly good!
The aroma is getting stronger and stronger, and there is no influence of the wind, Tao Xiaozhi feels closer and closer to his food - yes, it is around!
Tao Xiaozhi searched around, but did not find a roast deer, but ran into a person-Brother Xiaohu!!
She sat on the trunk of the tree, the hunting fork rested horizontally, Erlang's legs were cocked, her eyes were slightly closed, and she hummed a song proudly, looking at ease, where did she look like picking up firewood!
Sure enough, it's her! Looking at her appearance, it is estimated that she has already eaten most of the roast deer, otherwise how could she be so happy and carried away?!
Tao Xiaozhi didn't say a word, walked straight over, grabbed her chest, and lifted it into the air - "That venison, must have taught your tongue to dance, right?!"
Brother Xiaohu was shocked, he couldn't understand what Tao Xiaozhi meant, so he flew up and kicked at him: "What are you doing?!Do you want to fight?!"
Tao Xiaozhi took a few kicks, threw Brother Xiaohu to the ground angrily, his eyes widened, and he said angrily: "I don't want to fight, I just want to kill you!"
Tao Xiaozhi was really angry this time, which is a rare thing, because he is a hippie smiling face almost every day, will he really be furious about a roast deer?
Of course not, this is what he pretended, but, because of his excellent acting skills, this real fight scene is more real - its purpose is just to find out the whereabouts of the roast deer.
is also because of his acting skills, Brother Xiaohu really fell not lightly this time, plus he was not very lucky, he hit his head on a big tree, and his head almost bloomed!
Brother Xiaohu climbed up, grabbed the beast hunting fork, and without saying a word, he stabbed dozens of moves straight at Tao Xiaozhi!!
Tao Xiaozhi greeted him with a gun, and the two fought for several rounds.
Tao Xiaozhi said angrily: "Tell me quickly, where did you hide it (the mushroom deer)?"
Brother Xiaohu smiled bitterly: "She (Yan Xingxing) left by herself, it's none of my business! I don't know where she is!"
Tao Xiaozhi said angrily: "Obviously, you stole it while I wasn't paying attention, and you still want to deny it?!"
Brother Xiaohu said angrily: "She left by herself, I didn't steal it!"
Tao Xiaozhi said angrily: "I already knew that you had already hung down on it, I wanted to share this thing with you, but I didn't expect you to do such a wolf-hearted thing!"
Brother Xiaohu said angrily: "Yes, I am very interesting to her, but I didn't expect you to be this kind of person, she actually shares it with others, she is simply a well-dressed beast!"
The two scolded angrily, and then fought!