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"You—Aren't you serious?" Qin En asked weakly. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

"Of course it's serious, as long as Mr. helps me save my friend and win, then I'll always treat Mr. as a guest, Sir, and Rin will give you whatever you want. Irin said in a very serious tone.

Ah, I understand, you're serious, you're serious—serious, serious, super ~~ serious!

Qin En had a toothache, why was he so cheap? At that time, he just thought it was funny, he was going to leave this whirlpool, how could he be involved again, he just had a little bit of, and there was no strategy at all!

"Although Rin's status in Monster Mountain is not as good as that of the Great Tengu, it is by no means comparable to ordinary Tengu, so please hurry up and agree. And what makes it even more toothache is that Shotmaru is also fanning the flames while smiling evilly.

Nima is dead! At this time, you are still messing up, you are still assisting!? Shooting Pill Wen, won't you pull you, a second forced Ji You? Where do I look like some peerless master!? I am a Liu Bang at best! I am still the kind of Peixian gangster Liu Ji who has not become famous!

Damn, I'm not going to do it.

Qin En also knows what will happen if he indiscriminately fills the numbers, it is not a good ending, what kind of staff will he be?

"I refuse. When Qin En shook off the hand of the spirit dove Irin, he felt that his entire arm was dislocated, but the first generation, who had been watching from the sidelines, went up at this time to connect Qin En's hand bones, which was a little better.

"Remember to get out of here tomorrow morning, where you like to go, don't stay with us anyway!" When he finished saying this, Qin En fled directly, and the first generation of Boli also glanced at these people from Monster Mountain and left.

The rest of the spirit dove Irin and the others were there, looking at the back of Qin En's departure, the expression of the spirit dove Irin turned gray again, although he knew from Qin En that he had lost such a lot of opportunities, but the spirit dove Irin and the others had no experience in operation.

No matter how open Gensokyo is, this is a place far away from the outside human society, where youkai live and survive in their own way, and there are only similarities with the human system, but they are only a little similar. At the very least, have you ever seen a peaceful duel in the outside world? In the outside world, even if the contract of life and death is written, the government of other people does not recognize this kind of barbaric law, and the fact that Gensokyo still exists shows that the difference is still very far away, that is, the system of European and American countries at that time in the seventeenth and eighteenth centuries.

And the monster mountain itself is not the kind of existence that imitates the human system, but a system that was reborn from the former ghost clan, and it has nothing to do with human beings in all senses, whether it is a position or a philosophy of survival, it is all different. The flow of talent in Gensokyo has always been very limited, although the survival rate of outsiders coming to Gensokyo is very low, and they can't pick their shoulders and can't lift them, but they are much better than the humans in Gensokyo in terms of vision and mind.

"Rin, do you really believe him?" Although Kawashiro Natori thought what he said was funny, it was just funny, even Kawashiro Natori felt that it was all hindsight, so he didn't understand why his friend wanted this human to be his staff.

Human beings don't understand the customs of monsters, nor do they understand the world inside monsters, nor do they understand the way of survival of monsters, the human system is indeed excellent, but it is not very applicable to the world of monsters, the world of monsters has its own national conditions and customs, naturally it will not be the same as the outside human world, human ideas and strategies will really be effective in the world of monsters? This is quite a big problem, and when dealing with monsters, there are many humans who are inexplicably hostile and killed because they don't understand the customs.

So it is obviously impossible for humans to solve the contradiction of the monsters.

"It works. Irin had a different idea.

"He doesn't understand the internal situation of our youkai, then I'll tell him, what I need is his mind and wisdom-" After saying this, Lingjiu Irin sighed helplessly, "And maybe there really is some way, isn't it?

Linggu Yirin was naturally not completely fooled by Qin En, she just took a fancy to Qin En's own quick thinking, and she didn't think Qin En was so good, it was not so much that she really expected him to have any effect, but that it was a dead horse to be a live horse doctor! But Qin En's current attitude The three of them also understood that this man didn't want to be involved in the trouble at all, he knew that his strength and mind couldn't deal with Monster Mountain, and he naturally wouldn't take risks in this regard. He didn't even bother to think about it, Qin En didn't want to worry about this matter at all.

"It's not okay to give up like this, Rin!" Unlike Kawashiro Natori, at this time, Shotimaru Fumi sat next to Irin with a smile on his face, patting her shoulder to cheer for his friend. Of course she knew that as a reporter, she knew very well how to judge the other party's emotions, she knew that Qin En was purely talking about it, but it was one thing to know, but it was one thing to know that Shotimaru himself didn't intend to stop it at all, but there was a way to help her.

Shotimaru is just making trouble.

"I haven't heard the story of Liu Bei's three visits to the thatched house, Rin, you can learn from that Liu Bei and impress him with the sincerity of the three visits to the thatched house......"

He said that, but he didn't want to say anything at all...... He doesn't seem to want to get involved in our Yokai Yamauchi at all. ”

"It's okay, it's up to me! Rin, you wait here now, and the results will come out soon. Shooting Pill Wen confidently agreed, and then began to walk towards Qin En's room.

Shotimaru Wen knew where Qin En's room was, and when she came out, she inquired clearly, and when she came to Qin En's room, she leaned against the wall and used her demonic power to probe the situation in the room like a spirit dove Irin.

The demonic qi entered the vent directly like a tentacle, and saw Qin En's appearance in the room, he didn't look wary, just lying on the bed and reading a magazine, while there were hot drinks with some temperature and some cream biscuits with black and white fillings on the table next to him.

As for the matter of the Monster Mountain, Qin En didn't plan to get involved, even if he made suggestions, he would still be exempted, so about the matter of the spirit dove Irin, he didn't have the heart to help at all, even if it was a beautiful girl, there was no door!

"Hmm——!" Qin En looked directly at the door under the domination of an inexplicable feeling, well, he didn't see anything, he should be careful, right?

There was too much nonsense, and there were so many things happening today, even Qin En couldn't help but feel a little tired.

And Shooting Pill Wen couldn't help but be slightly surprised when he saw Qin En's reaction, this guy was not badly alert.

However, as a reporter, Shotimaru has spied on a lot of people, and even a lot of private photos of youkai have been secretly taken by Shotmei Maruwen, so there is no problem in dealing with this human.

But when the confident Shooting Pill Wen was not ready to make any action, he found that the door was open, and the Shooting Pill Wen raised his head in shock, this person was none other than Qin En, who was standing here with an unhappy face watching the Shooting Pill Wen sneak in action.

The reason why Qin En was unhappy was very simple, that is, not long after he relaxed, Shizaki Kurumi came to tell Qin En that there was someone outside the door, and this slap in the face ( ̄e(# ̄)☆╰╮( ̄▽ ̄///) made Qin En very unhappy, and when he went out, he found that he was actually going to do something bad.

"I just felt that something was wrong, and it was...... Shooting Maruwen, what are you doing sneakily at my door?"

"How is it possible—to be found out like this?"

Shotimaru Fumimi prides herself on being the fastest tengu in Gensokyo, and in addition to this speed, she is of course proud of her ability to stealth, but today she didn't know why she made a mistake and was discovered by him.

Qin En looked at the surprised expression that he couldn't hide from the shooting pill, but he was a little complacent in his heart, the original depression was much better, stupid, right?

“^w^！”

However, at this time, Shotmaru Wen laughed, which made Qin En feel a feeling of coldness, Shotmei Marun was indeed a beautiful little beauty, both in figure and appearance, but Qin En always felt that he could read some characters and habits from this girl that made him feel particularly disappointing (unintentionally appreciative), for example, this smile now, it was completely a bad expression.

She didn't speak, just there he, grinning, Qin En asked a little unnaturally, "Hey, what's funny......?"

"Pick up, (╯≧▽≦) ╯ Take the medicine" Shooting Pill Wen took something out of his pocket in an instant, and threw it into Qin En's mouth when he opened his mouth to speak

"Hmm!" "It's so bitter, what is this, it's so bitter, when Qin En just thought about it, he felt that the pill-like thing in his mouth melted into water, and he was in some kind of bad premonition, Qin En opened his mouth and wanted to spit it out, but the Shooting Pill Wen was faster than Qin En, directly stuck in Qin En's throat, and gently pulled it a few times, Qin En found that he couldn't control his throat, and directly swallowed the weird taste of the potion, because it was too rough, Qin En was choked by saliva, and coughed non-stop.

"What the hell did you feed me...... Hmm——!"

There was an indescribable pain in the abdomen, and the stomach gurgled and screamed, but it was clear that this was not the sound that came from when I was hungry.

The sweat on his forehead was like rain, and subconsciously Qin En directly clamped his legs, leaning against the wall, his face turned blue, and now Qin En didn't need to ask, he knew what was going on.

"Laxatives, laxatives, ......!

"It's not a laxative, it's a medicine that helps detoxify and nourish the skin~" Shooting Pill Wen touched her face as she spoke, and said with some narcissism: "Hawkers, the doctor of Forever Pavilion is really good, I only took this medicine once, and my skin became very shiny and elastic~ Don't worry too much, this is the kind of medicine that can be used by both men and women, you can be happy~ After eating, your skin can become more or less better." ”

Qin En, this little rascal who often buys things from the Eternal Pavilion to trap other girls, has finally been taught the same trick today, at this time, Qin En can't help but think of the guys who were killed by himself with poison in the past, at this time, maybe it is the providence in the dark that is at work, right?

"Master, master, I don't need this kind of thing, I don't need to be like a sissy!"

Qin En's sweat broke out in pain, and he burst into a foul mouth under the stimulation of the pain: "Your uncle's ......" But the strength he had was nothing more, he ignored the shooting pill after scolding, and he leaned against the wall and walked to the bathroom step by step.

Seeing this scene, Shotimaru Wen sighed with emotion: "Alas, it seems that you are the kind of young man who messes around because you are young, and the food you eat is basically not nutritious, right?

"Shut up, you bastard......" Shooting Pill Wen kept saying cool things around Qin En, which made Qin En extremely irritable, and when he touched the bathroom door, Qin En closed the door without hesitation, then took off his pants and sat on the toilet to start detoxifying.

And outside the door, he heard the thunderstorm inside, and shouted with sympathy: "Hey~~ It's okay~~ Have you taken off your pants?"

"Get out, get out, get out, get out of here!" The voice inside was a little urn-like, and the shooting pill was laughing happily outside holding his stomach at this time.

"Okay! That's it, with this kid's previous absurdity, you can't get out without squatting for more than ten minutes......" Shooting Pill Wen walked directly downstairs.

And Qin En also got a period of time to clean at this time, Qin En sighed and pressed the flush toilet, turned on the air change button, and then turned sideways to find a fresh spray in the small cabinet next to him, and after pressing it, the fragrance of lemon diluted the smell in the toilet.

Really, pit dad - Qin En sat on the toilet with a pale face, indeed, according to what the Shooting Pill Wen said, Qin En has never paid much attention to dietary hygiene and nutritional balance, and has always been how to eat how to eat, and naturally ate some messy toxins, so this process will be extremely long, Qin En looked at the ceiling and began to be in a daze, and his mind began to think about the reason why the Shooting Pill Wen was messing around, and he didn't figure it out for a long time.

At this time, Qin En heard a knock on the door, and he was going to the toilet and was disturbed by stomach pain, so he naturally said angrily: "There are people in the toilet! I want to go to the toilet to solve it on the first floor! There is a toilet on the first floor!"

"Sir. ”

"it!"

Lingdoe Irin! She, her, why is she here! Although the voice through the door is a little distorted, Qin En can hear the voice outside the door is undoubtedly Linggu Irin!

"Sir, Rin needs your help, and I'm sure he has a way to help us solve this problem. ”

"Bastard, you're having trouble with me now, and you're having a hard time with me now!?"

"Sir, do you not agree?"

"How do you tell me to say yes? I'm on the toilet right now!"

When she heard the angry voice inside the door, Lingjiu Irin was a little embarrassed, she looked at the shooting pill who had been snickering beside her, and said helplessly: "No, he doesn't agree." ”

"Liu Bei once looked at the thatched house three times, Rin, you just need to show your sincerity! You also learn, come to the thatched toilet three times!"

And Qin En also heard the words of the Shooting Pill in the toilet, and the color of his already ugly face deepened again, and the color was about to change to the color of Avatar.

"Well, I'll try it. ”

Ling!dove!yi!rin!dwelling!ran!true!of!same!meaning!it!

The doorknob of the toilet began to be rotated, and Irin the Dove was about to twist the door and start to come in to look at the toilet, but when she twisted the doorknob, she realized that the door inside was locked.

"Whew...... Fortunately, I didn't forget to lock the door......" Qin En was relieved after seeing the door locked, and the stone in his heart was also put down, and when his body and mind were smooth, even going to the toilet became a very pleasant thing.

"Sir, open the door......"

Qin En gritted his teeth and refused: "No, let me make an idea?"

Lingjiu Yirin looked at Shooting Pill Wen again at this time, but this time he did not ask for the opinion of Shooting Pill Wen, looking at this locked door, Linggu Yirin's eyes flashed a cold color, the big knife appeared in her hand again, and she didn't need to be guided by Shooting Pill Wen at all, she began to ask Qin En to come out for the third time after being self-taught, and Qin En naturally heard the sound of the weapon outside at this time and the air that suddenly became a little cold, and couldn't help but feel bad.

"Sir, please come out, or Rin will smash the door open. ”

"Hey, Irin the Dove—Holy! This isn't my home, you do it!"

"Rin is also very difficult here, because Mr. is now the time to go to the toilet, and normally Rin shouldn't come in to disturb you, but our situation is really urgent, please Mr. help come up with an idea to help us break the current predicament, okay?"

"You, you-" Qin En was speechless in anger, he didn't understand why Lingjiu Irin was betting on the future of her gang on herself, a little person with a beard, couldn't she see that she was a beard!

No, she could see that she knew that Qin En was a beard, but this spirit dove Irin had already fallen into a desperate situation, and escaping was a never-ending cycle, and going back was not the opponent of the Monster Mountain, and whether they had any other forces outside the Monster Mountain, they naturally began to be confused.

If they don't do anything, tomorrow Linggu Irin and the others, including Kawashiro Hatori and that Shotimaru Wen, will return to Youkai Mountain, not to be killed, but to forcibly break into Youkai Mountain, so what their final outcome will be, Qin En can also imagine.

"But why do you, why do you believe that I have a way?" Qin En asked such a sentence almost wailing, he really didn't understand, and he didn't believe that just a few words of tongue made a monster like Lingjiu Irin think that he was a cow.

"The authorities are obsessed with bystanders, sir, you are a bystander, and you naturally see it clearer than our group of people who are caught in the game...... And-" The spirit dove Irin paused, and then his tone began to become a little cunning: "Moreover, if you can get so close to the first generation of Yakumo Murasaki's forbidden Hirori in the human world, and let those youkai live and die side by side with you as a human being, I can also see that you are not an ordinary person, sir." ”

"I'm not an ordinary person?haha,Don't make trouble!I'm just an ordinary person.,An ordinary person who has to squat in the toilet for any medicine.,Seriously.,I can't get involved with you guys of the monster mountain.,I was talking nonsense about those things just now.,It's just hindsight.,If I change my position.,I may not do better than you.,Spirit Dove Irin、Shooting Pill Wen,You two let me go——"

"Are you willing to do this, sir? I can see that you have ambition in your eyes, and I know that you are not the kind of ordinary person who wants to live peacefully in Gensokyo, and who is willing to live peacefully in Gensokyo. ”

“——、——......！”

Spirit Dove Irin is still a monster after all, she is not completely dizzy and lost her IQ by Qin En's few flickering, but she has to bet...... Focus this bet on Qin En as a person.

And in the process, Linggu Irin saw Qin En's ambition - indeed, Qin En is not a person who is willing to be ordinary, nor is he a person who likes to live peacefully, he is adventurous and knows how to take advantage of opportunities, he does not choose to be with humans, relying on his charm to attract monsters to do things around him, this alone can see that he is not a person who can endure ordinary life, a person who can not be indifferent to this opportunity.

Lingjiu Irin, although it is miserable now, but once she counterattacks, she will also get a very high status, and that status will be of great help to Qin En, at the very least, with the Monster Mountain as the background, there are many things that cannot be done in Gensokyo. It's not going to be as nervous as it was at the beginning, because of the investigation of a few small bosses of the Oni Clan...... And if the spirit dove Irin becomes a great tengu, maybe it is not impossible for Qin En to enter the Youkai Mountain as a human to gain some status.

Lingdoe Irin, at the very beginning, begged Qin En to make this agreement to Qin En when her staff helped her, as long as Qin En helped, Linggu Irin naturally helped Qin En after success.

She wasn't deceived by Qin En's mouth at all, she just thought that Qin En's mouth was very artistic and technical, and Qin En was now the only outsider who could ask for help, according to some judgments...... Irin the Dove made such a choice.

"But I really don't want to be involved in the things of your monster mountain, although I also have the idea of climbing up, but I also know that after being involved in the troubles of your monster mountain, I will be easily crushed by your group of guys!"

When the two gears are biting and rolling together, there is no room for the little people to struggle, Qin En is really ambitious, and it is true that he has the idea of upgrading, but Monster Mountain is too risky no matter how much he says, and naturally Qin En is unwilling to participate.

"That's no way, sir......" Lingjiu Irin took a deep breath with some regret, and then Qin En saw that the doorknob of the door had fallen off - it was cut off directly!

"Then, I'll ask my husband to come out!

"Damn! This is not Zhuge Liang's thatched house! This is a fucking toilet! It's a thatched toilet!"

"Whether it's a thatched house or a thatched latrine, in short—sir, please help Rin!"

"Enough, enough, enough!fuck!I promise you!

Qin En burst into tears at this moment, where is Liu Bei Liu Xuande, this is clearly Zhang Fei's three visits to the thatched house, where the hell are you pleased, this is clearly forcing the palace - no, forcing the toilet!

"Sir, you agreed?"

"Okay, I'll give you a solution, but don't look for me if you lose, and if you win—you must give me some terms that I am satisfied with! Will you agree to such conditions? If you don't agree, I won't do it even if I come in!"

Such conditions should make it difficult for them, right?

"No problem, if you fail, it has nothing to do with your husband, if you succeed...... Whatever you want, sir, I will give you what I can!"

Damn, it's a super decisive answer, you actually agreed to this kind of condition! Qin En was speechless. Well, it's okay to compromise this way, and don't mix me in when it's over!

"Okay, good, good—that's what you said! I can't guarantee it! Don't blame me if you die and don't have a place to be buried! Whether you go to heaven or hell, it has nothing to do with me! Got it!?"

"Of course no problem, I won't blame Mr.!" Irin smiled, and so did Shotmarumi, and that was the goal.

"Okay, very good-" Qin En, who was sitting on the toilet, pressed the flush button and smiled gloomily, because his pale face made him look like a zombie now.

"In that case, I will give you a ride, heaven and hell...... Hehe, which one is it?"

"Of course it's heaven. And at this time, the dove Irin had already walked in.

"As I said, hell has never been my destination!" she said confidently, kicking the door open.

"Please help me, sir!"

Then the spirit dove Irin stretched out her snow-white palm to Qin En, her eyes flashing with a strange luster.

And Qin En threw the soap next to him in the face of the spirit dove Irin, and Rin calmly dodged the soap throwing attack, and the soap smashed into the face of the shooting pill Wen, who had been smiling evilly in the back.

"Now, you tm hurry up and get out of here! I haven't cleaned it yet! Get out ——!"