"I smirk, I smirk..."

Xiao Han hummed a small tune and walked towards Cassius Hut with a head like a pig's head that had been beaten, and along the way, he was frightened by many men and women hiding under trees or in the grass to study the human body with pure actions!

The constant screams along the way caused Xiao Han to go to the infirmary first and heal the wounds on his body, so as not to frighten the pure 'flowers' on the otherworldly campus... In fact, Xiao Han thinks, let the damned purity die! There are no pure people in this world except for pretending!

"Damn! I'm so excited! I can't sleep when I go back now, what should I do?" Xiao Han returned from the infirmary to the hut in Cassius, and stood outside the hut for a while, finally determined to complete a great, glorious mission! Go to Angel's dormitory and sing love songs to Angel... A journey of a thousand miles, the beginning and the end! You have to chase the girl as soon as possible, and besides, Xiao Han has already received the support of the 'future father-in-law' and the 'future uncle'! If you don't take down Angel, Xiao Han can go out to find the thunderbolt and cross again! Not to mention the trick of singing love songs, it is an absolute classic on the earth! Tonight...

Forehead... Xiao Han seems to be thinking too much...

In fact, everyone knows that standing under the girls' dormitory and singing love songs is a very... For example, the current Xiao Han, after paying a 'high-altitude forced landing and ass landing' space movement, Xiao Han finally succeeded in turning the surveillance range of the invincible aunt at the entrance of the girls' dormitory compound, and dodged all the way to the back of the dormitory where Anqi was located. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

"It's so high, there must be a lot of people..."Xiao Han looked up at the tall dormitory building on the grass behind the dormitory building, 'coo', swallowed, and his legs began to tremble a little... But it doesn't matter! To hell with the rule that you are not allowed to drink! Two bottles of wine were poured! Xiao Han suddenly felt that let alone singing, even if it was a phoenix, Xiao Han would dare to pull it into a boy chicken now...

"The autumn wind blows, the war drums beat, who is afraid of whom in the world now?"

Xiao Han cheered himself up, his heart was horizontal, for his own happiness, I fought with him! Xiao Han made up his mind, sat on the ground and prepared to have a little song first, attracting people...

But... Just 0.1 seconds after Xiao Han sat down, he only heard a scream of 'whoa...' downstairs... Xiao Han, who had just sat on the ground, was like a rocket, and he jumped up with a 'whoosh'! Jumped straight to the height of the balcony on the second floor! Scared a mm who was taking a bath on the second floor and shouted pervert... Luckily, Xiao Han's ass was sitting on a protruding stone...

"It hurts, it hurts... It hurts me to death...... It's so heartache, I didn't see anything just now!" Xiao Han jumped in place for a long time, and he didn't know if it was a butt pain or a heartache Such a good opportunity didn't see anything, after a while, Xiao Han settled down, and finally found a safe place to sit down, and the girl on the second floor finally quieted down after confirming that the flying human object just now was an illusion...

"I'm a little dizzy when I drink..."I took out a bamboo flute from the space ring, tried it twice, and because I was slightly drunk, I blew it up with a heavy and light sound... I can't listen to it at all... In that case, it's better to sing!

Just do it, Xiao Han jumped up from the ground, put the bamboo flute into the space ring, opened his throat and began to roar!

"Look at the girl on the other side... Look here, look here!"

Suddenly, all the magic lights upstairs were lit up! Countless heads poked out of the building, looking at the big night sleeping here and howling, affecting their sleep, but the quality of the girls here is really good, so far Xiao Han has not received a gift such as foot washing water...

But seeing so many people, Xiao Han immediately felt a little dizzy... But since I'm here, I can't go back! For the sake of my own happy life, I endure it! Xiao Han stubbornly continued to sing... He didn't see it just now, among these people, there was the iceberg beauty he saw in the training room this morning!

"Hey, handsome guy, you sing well, it's exactly the same as our wind wolf... I'm here!" Just as Xiao Han was thinking about when to shout "Angel, I love you" (I love you), a crisp female voice came from above Xiao Han's head

"It's so easy! Finally met someone who knows the goods!" When Xiao Han heard this voice, he immediately felt that his dream had come true, how many years have passed, this is the first handsome guy Xiao Han has gotten in his life...

Xiao Han's tears were full of tears, and he looked up to find the first person to call him a handsome guy for most of his life!

"Wow!" It was easy, Xiao Han finally saw the girl who called him a handsome guy, because she was so special... The moment Xiao Han saw this girl, he felt that his eyes suddenly lit up... Don't get me wrong, it's not the kind that is refreshing to light up, but the kind where the whole world turns white in an instant... Xiao Han was petrified on the spot for three minutes after being petrified on the spot by this unknown creature: "Intimidation Skill", he suddenly came back to his senses, raised his head and yelled at the girl: "Damn! Your face has been trampled by the dragon, right?"

Women are angry, although Xiao Han is not sure if this person living in the girls' dormitory is a woman... However, it is estimated that a stone man named Xiao Han was so sarcastic that he was angry on the spot...

"You... You..."The girl was so angry that she couldn't speak...

"It's not your fault that you're ugly, but it's your fault that you came out at night to scare me, a pure boy!"

"I... I... I'm going to kill you..."

"What am I? You come down to kme!? Just like you look, when you go to the battlefield, you can even scare you down from the sky..."

"Wow... The old lady is going to hack you to death!"

The girl upstairs is really tough, in front of everyone's eyes, she jumped down from the second floor directly in her pajamas, and slammed straight into Xiao Han. In addition to the fact that she also holds a giant sword the size of a door panel in her hand...

Looking at the fighting light on the giant sword, it can be seen that this girl is a level 6 swordsman, and she can be regarded as a more powerful character, but this strength is still a little unsightly in the face of Xiao Han, if it is replaced by a man, Xiao Han promises to let him land without finding it... However, under the gaze of thousands of girls in the girls' dormitory, beating a 'girl' has a bad impact on herself! Although Xiao Han is very unsure if she is a woman...

Xiao Han didn't dare to make a move, but it didn't mean that the other party was willing to stop, seeing Xiao Han dodging again and again, but he didn't even touch a single hair of him, this girl is angry big moves are frequent, and the fighting spirit is like a crazy super Xiao Han smashed it like she didn't want money!

Seeing this momentum, Xiao Han secretly screamed that it was not good, although this kind of attack Xiao Han could easily be avoided, but it would be unrealistic if the campus law enforcement team did not come again!

Sure enough, saying that Cao Cao Cao had arrived, Xiao Han soon heard the shouting of the campus law enforcement team in the distance, as if asking what the situation was... Xiao Han is depressed now, there is only one gate in this women's dormitory compound, and now it must be guarded by the law enforcement team, and from the wall... That's very unrealistic, the magic array set up on the wall, as long as Xiao Han dares to climb the wall, the ghost knows if he will be greeted by countless wind blades or bursting flames... But what is certain is that Xiao Han will not have a good time... In that case, there are only two ways left... Rocket Trapeze... Teleportation, I don't know where I landed... It seems that neither of these options knows what the consequences will be...

At this time, the girl in front of her slashed at Xiao Han relentlessly, and the law enforcement team in the distance was getting closer and closer, while Xiao Han was dodging in the stormy attack, while still considering which of the two methods was safer... At this moment, a voice that Xiao Han felt a little familiar came from upstairs... Immediately pushed this incident to the **...

"Sisters, catch perverts..."

"Damn! I'll draw circles and curse you! I don't want to be like this!" Xiao Han was speechless, because he had already seen that the girl who shouted was the iceberg beauty he had just seen this morning... Looks like I didn't offend her...

It can be seen that this girl named Lan Bing'er, who is said to be the daughter of the principal, is quite authoritative here, because after she caught the pervert... Countless magic spells appeared on the upper floor of the dormitory in an instant, smashing their heads and faces towards Xiao Han! There are about 2,000 people living in this building, even if there are only 1,000 magicians, and only 500 of these 1,000 magicians throw magic down... This meeting is not something that ordinary people can withstand... And the girl who originally attacked Xiao Han flashed in an instant when she saw that it was not good, and now the girls upstairs were even more unscrupulous, and a bunch of magic attacked the entire downstairs indiscriminately! Suddenly, the light of countless magic illuminated half of the academy... A huge explosion came out of the girls' dormitory... This is the absurdity of the young age when the famous 'legendary mercenary' was young, and the most individualized girl who molested the head of the swordsman department of the Ofar Academy at night was caught red-handed, and then calmly left after resisting hundreds of magicians.

In a room on the 4th floor of the teacher's dormitory in the northwest corner of the college, a male teacher is playing a 'horseback riding game' with a female teacher in bed... Caught off guard, a silver-white light slashed over the male teacher's head! Then a black object fell out of the silver-white light and smashed heavily on the male teacher's body...

"Huh, how can I land safely this time?" Xiao Han is now scorched black by countless magic bombardments, but fortunately, his body is strong enough, and the magic level of those crazy girls just now is generally not high, so Xiao Han was just blackened by the bombardment, but there was nothing big about him...

The magic lamp in the room was not on, it was jet black, Xiao Han's hand touched down, it was a very silky thing, soft... Xiao Han also deliberately pinched it with his hand...

A man and a woman under Xiao Han were really scared enough just now, and the man was directly frightened and surrendered his gun... The woman was smashed by Xiao Han like this, and almost rolled her eyes on the spot... It wasn't until a few seconds later that the woman under Xiao Han and the male teacher woke up.

"Ahh

A sharp soprano soared into the sky, the magic lamp lit up with a 'snap', and there were three people in the room, Xiao Han pressed a male teacher, and a man pressed a woman, just like a sandwich... The scene was very yellow and violent!And Xiao Han realized that his hand was on the protrusion of the woman's chest...

"No wonder, it turns out that a woman's breasts are so soft..."The shameless Xiao Han pinched it twice... Only then did he reluctantly let go of his hand, jumped off the bed, opened the door next to him, and said sorry to the frightened man and woman on the bed... Lift your legs and go... After all, it's rude to disturb someone...

"Ahh But the woman just breathed a sigh of relief, and hurriedly pulled the quilt to cover her body, but suddenly saw Xiao Han go and return.

Xiao Han touched his nose and saw that the woman had covered herself tightly with a quilt, so he couldn't help but feel a little regretful, and said shamelessly: "This is a big wardrobe... It's not the gate, I'll go first, and you will continue to high..."

Coke has been in a bad state lately, so forgive me... Coke felt more and more shameless...... After writing this section, I thought that I really didn't have the talent to write ** chapters, and I decided to give up one by one... Focus on adventure and fight scenes in the future!

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