Chapter 138: I'm on the mountain, and you're in Jiangnan
The scriptures of the two Zen temples are innumerable, composed of 16 floors in a row, there are still many lonely classics that can not be put down, although it is not a forbidden place here, but there is no place to burn incense, pilgrims do not dare to walk without permission in this holy place of Buddhism, it seems that there are few people in this piece, only some monks in the temple come and go in a hurry, either borrow books or return books. Therefore, today's group of three people is particularly eye-catching, a young woman looks like a woman carrying a little monk wearing a special monk's robe, the young woman keeps chattering, the poor little monk was reprimanded with his ears, seeing the monks in the temple, still going to salute and greet politely, there are many monks among the monks who have wisdom words, they are all the age of the ancient armor, and they often give them the young monks who teach the Dharma, they will also bow very respectfully, but the old monks see this scene, they all look at the nose and nose and look at the heart, as if they didn't see anything, as for the monks who are junior in the temple, they are a little less courageous, blushing and grinning at a girl behind the young woman and the monk, who was a little bolder, stopped and followed a few steps, and shouted a master, more of a girl of the same age, but unfortunately the little girl ignored it, and was annoyed, so she glared and said angrily: "Go, go, gather so many bald heads in the daytime to light the lamp for whom?"
The little monks laughed and scattered, not forgetting to turn around and peek at the girl.
The young woman who had been twisting the little monk's ears exclaimed angrily: "Nanbei, you are righteous! If it weren't for the old lady to let our daughter out, how long would it take you to confess your master?" Say, what is your master doing hiding in the scripture pavilion, and which fox spirit under the mountain has received a love letter this time?!"
The little monk who had to walk on tiptoe said with a bitter face: "Master, there really isn't, Master is really studying the Buddhist scriptures, which time the abbot handed me those letters in the past few years, I didn't take the initiative to hand them over to the master." ”
The young woman smiled and said: "Fart, when was it not intercepted by something first, you two big fart children peeked there? What is there to see, isn't it just a roundabout expression of admiration, admiration, lovesickness, these girls, I don't know how to be shy, and talk about love with a monk!"
These three, of course, are the girls of the East and the West, the little monk Ben Nanbei, and the very famous tigress master of the two Zen temples.
The thing finally came out and hugged the grievances, "Mother, you are still married to a monk." ”
The young woman treated her daughter very kindly, increased the force of twisting her ears, turned her head and said softly: "Girl, how can this be the same, mother, this is who will go to hell if I don't go to hell, your father is enough to harm my mother and a woman." ”
Ben Nanbei hurriedly expressed his loyalty and said: "The master is very good, and the merit is immeasurable!"
After hearing the sycophant, the young woman not only did not let go, but twisted it again, hummed and laughed: "Okay, you are a north and south, and you are becoming more and more oily like your master. ”
The little monk wanted to cry without tears.
It's over, and it's estimated that I'll have to eat half a bowl of rice in the next half month.
Alas, forget it, just use the saved copper plate to buy beautiful clothes for things down the mountain.
When she arrived in front of a scripture building, the young woman finally let go of the little monk, and shouted angrily, not losing to the lion of Buddhism, "Li beware!"
The little monk said timidly: "Master, the master said that the monk does not speak of fame and longevity. ”
The young woman ignored it, and said angrily: "Shut up." ”
The young woman finished shouting, and with a whoosh, a white-clothed monk rushed out of the towering attic with a fart and urine flow, came to the young woman, and said with a smile: "Daughter-in-law, are you tired of walking, knock your legs?"
If outsiders were present, they must think that with the arrogance shown by this woman all the way, they would definitely have to pick up some white-clothed monks before they would stop, but when she really saw her man, she said softly: "I'm not tired, but I haven't seen you for a few days, and I miss you a little." ”
The white-clothed monk whose real name turned out to be Li Dangxin's smile was intoxicating and he didn't speak.
Since there is her, there is no Zen in the world.
The girl shook her head and walked away, and the little monk followed her and asked softly, "Go to chess?"
The girl who was thinking about which abbot to go to ask for something to satisfy her hunger frowned and said, "Aren't you going to tell a few old monks who are interpreting the characters about what kind of gradual taste?"
The little monk looked at the hot weather, and the hair on his sideburns was tightly attached to his cheeks, and he was a little distressed, and said, "There is still an hour, why don't you find a place to cool off?"
The thing just said absent-mindedly: "Why hasn't Xu Fengnian come to our temple to play yet?"
The little monk smiled brightly, revealing a mouthful of white teeth, and then recommended himself: "Why don't I tell the master and let me go down the mountain to find Xu Fengnian?"
The thing didn't speak, but just turned his head to look at this stupid Nanbei, alas, a few years ago, Ben Nanbei was half a head shorter than himself, why did he grow so much taller all of a sudden? Walked to a shady verandah under the eaves of the pavilion, sat on the railing, held his cheeks and said: "Stupid Nanbei, you are so stupid, if I am not by your side in the future, what will you do?"
Although Ben Nanbei has been scolded by this family of three for being stupid, in fact, he is taking care of these three lazy guys, but he just thinks about this problem very seriously, and the expression on his face is more serious than when the eighty or ninety-year-old monk in the temple asked him about the ambiguity of the Buddhist scriptures, and he seems to have finally figured it out, and said with a smile: "It's okay, as long as you are happy, you see the master and the master, how much love, you will definitely be like this in the future." Things, you can rest assured, the monks don't speak, I am the one who speaks, and I will definitely give you a box of the best and most expensive rouge in the future. As for the relics, I can probably afford them. ”
The girl turned her head and slapped it on the little monk's bald head, "You really want to become a Buddha and burn out the relics, stupid or not!"
Stupid Nanbei smirked.
It's pretty stupid.
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After leaving Qingzhou, he went straight to Jiangnan Road non-stop, His Royal Highness finally did not cause trouble again, nor did he jump out to touch the head with the officialdom loyal ministers who died Mingzhi, and there was no good man in the rivers and lakes who used his life to earn fame to block the road, mainly because Xu Fengnian did not care about the mountains and rivers in addition to asking for some geographical chronicles through various places, and the whole Yuzhou passed through without waves.
In these days, less live in the downtown thoroughfare of the big city, either camping in the wilderness, or some private houses outside the city of the old department of the Beiliang Army, everyone has to see Qinggang Chong bullfighting every night, His Royal Highness the Prince of the World is often neat and tidy when he leaves, and when he comes back, he is covered with dust and clothes, and the princess of Jing'an, who is not embarrassed in the ranks, was not embarrassed by the status of the prince After being known by His Royal Highness the Prince of the World to be proficient in Danqing, she asked her to follow Wei Shuyang Yu Youwei to draw the pattern of the red armor, as compensation, there is no need for her to do some humble chores done by the servants and maids, but it adds a bit of elegance that is destined not to be seen when wearing a phoenix crown xia dress.
From Qingzhou to Yuzhou, from beginning to end, Princess Jing'an, who fell from the glory of gold and jade into the mud and dust, did not try to escape with great concentration, which is probably also related to the tight march of the Fengzi Battalion.
Traveled through the Tang and Song Dynasty counties at the junction of the two states of Qingyang, from the Jiangnan Huting County is only separated by a Xiongbao County, His Royal Highness the prince in the carriage lifted the curtain, different from Liangyong, this side of the country follows the customs, the post road will replace the locust tree with willow, at a glance, the eyes are full of soft greenery that makes people feel refreshed, but the scenery of the south of the Yangtze River is picturesque, one side of the water and soil to raise one side of the people, after all, the folk customs are far less than the barren land of the North Liang as strong and martial, Liangzhou there even women are good at riding horses and archery, not to say that Xu Weixiong who is superior in swordsmanship in the palace, Xu Zhihu can bow and horse skillfully, a few years ago it is said that a woman from the Northern Liang eunuch married Jiangnan, and her husband traveled through the mountains and rivers, Yu Lu saw a group of road-cutting thieves, the man hid and cried silently, but she personally went into battle to draw the knife, which was passed on as a joke.
Xu Fengnian put down the curtain and said with a sneer: "Gentleman Six Arts, the men here are estimated to be no better than our women in Beiliang, ridiculous." This son of the world wants to see and see this group of dances and ink kung fu, known as the world's first-class Jiangnan moral gentleman!"
In addition to the maidservant Blue Bird who is in better health, it is Princess Jing'an who is reading instead of Jiang Ni, it seems that the little clay man has been angry with His Royal Highness the Prince during this time, and he has not even done a big thing to make money, and he can't say a word for a few days. This hard work is done by Princess Pei, she is from the top scholars, since she was a child, immersed in piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, when she reads, her mouth is lightly opened, and the big beads and small beads fall on the jade plate, which is quite pleasant, His Royal Highness the Prince likes to stare at the cherry mouth when she is studying, fortunately, there is no way to move her hands and feet, otherwise Princess Jing'an may have to be a chaste martyr once, and bite her tongue to commit suicide.
Princess Pei has been reading "The First Snow" for the past two days, which is much more comfortable than the secret book of the secret book a few days ago, but she can clearly feel that after entering Luzhou, this Beiliang prince is vaguely unruly, just like when it comes to the four words of moral gentleman, holding a knife in both hands, killing is heavy, so that even a layman like her who does not understand martial arts has a chill all over her body.
Xu Fengnian turned his head to face the blue bird, his expression softened a lot, leaned over to help her smooth a wisp of green silk behind her ear, and smiled: "Don't worry, in a few more ten and a half months, you will be able to walk." ”
The blue bird leaning against the wall of the car lowered his head and said softly: "I heard the old sword god say that the son squandered the two Dragon Tiger Mountain Golden Pills on the little maid. ”
Xu Fengnian flicked his finger on her smooth forehead, and quipped: "Squandering? Who the hell told you that you were squandering, stand up and see if this son doesn't cut him ten times or eight times!"
The blue bird looked up with red eyes and did not speak.
Xu Fengnian spread his mouth and nose with both hands, made a pig's head grimace, and said a playful joke in "First Snow" in the urn voice, "Senior brother, senior brother, it's not good, the master has been captured by the goblin again." Senior brother, senior brother, no, the female goblin has been abducted by the master again. ”
The blue bird cried and laughed, and his hands clenched tightly on the hem of his skirt.
Xu Fengnian saw that she was in a better mood, so he let go of his hand and smiled happily: "Two Dragon Tiger Mountain Golden Pills are not worth a few dollars, this world is more silver, more gold, more property, will you care about this?"
The blue bird said softly: "But this golden pill can't be bought with money." ”
Xu Fengnian stretched out his hand and pinched the blue bird's cheek, twisted it gently, and said: "If you think about it again, just find a ranger to marry you out, and this son doesn't care if he looks crooked or not, are you afraid?"
In Wutong Garden, she counted the coldest blue bird in the garden, and rarely smiled sweetly, "Don't be afraid." ”
Xu Fengnian pretended to be annoyed, and made a gesture to fight, "This son has even used a killer weapon, isn't he afraid?"
The blue bird smiled lightly: "Any ranger, they will be stabbed to death with one shot." ”
Pei Nanwei heard the conversation between the master and servant, and felt cold. These days, with the only one who can speak, Yu Youwei and the old Taoist priest of Jiudoumi, I have drawn a map, and I know a little bit of the horror of this talisman in a few words, and in front of her, she was only seriously injured by Wang Mingyin but did not lose to the red-armored puppet The maid in Tsing Yi, how powerful a gun is, she can't imagine how a woman with a slender body can learn such a strong and fierce marksmanship.
Xu Fengnian saw that Princess Jing'an was stunned, forgot to read, and slapped the embroidered winter scabbard on her thigh, Princess Pei's thigh was hot and painful, and she only dared to look at each other angrily, and continued to read angrily, biting the words a lot heavier. Xu Fengnian helped the blue bird to lie down and rest, and Yang Qingfeng, who was driving, said in a deep voice: "Your Highness, there are three carriages rushing to the fork in the road. ”
Xu Fengnian raised his eyebrows, "What else does this need to be said?" Say it to Captain Yuan, who led the way in front of you, and collide." ”
Princess Pei immediately heard a meal of people outside on their backs, some people scolding and scolding in a Luzhou accent, and then there was a hissing and wailing. There is no need to think about it, but the group of people in Luzhou suffered a dumb loss, and there was no movement in an instant, and the carriage that His Royal Highness the Prince rode continued to move forward without hindrance. Xu Fengnian sneered: "The scholars outside Beiliang say that we have cultivated vulgar customs, except for the mallet in the crotch of the pants, it is just a mallet, dog's day, this trip has made these bastards know that they don't even have a mallet!"