Section 36 Kneel down for the old lady

Shen Mu was swept in the esophagus by the bug, and he was itching unbearably, but he wanted to reach out and scratch it, but he found that his whole body couldn't move. It was as if the acupuncture points had been sealed by the old witch, and in a hurry, the itching disappeared suddenly, Shen Mu suddenly felt two streams of heat from the center of his feet, through his legs, and into his chest, and lowered his eyes to look, but he didn't see anything, and felt that these two hot currents converged in his chest, and then went from the middle of his body, to the Purple Palace, to the Heavenly Burst, and went directly to the Divine Court. The heat flowed into the divine court, and then returned to the middle of the road along the original road, and then divided into four paths, two roads were divided into left and right shoulder space and Tianfu, and two roads were returned to the center of the feet along the original road. These four hot streams flowed in a circle, and then returned to the body to merge into one in the Divine Court, and then returned to the body, this time it was divided into eight paths, and so on, after walking six or seven times, the heat flow had spread all over the body.

Shen Mu was shocked, I don't know what these jade dragons are doing in their bodies, should they find a suitable place to build a nest. But feeling the heat wave rolling, I couldn't help but want to tear off my clothes and disperse all the heat, but the heat came out of my body, how could it be easily dispersed, not to mention that my whole body couldn't move at this time. Shen Mu felt that his body was like boiling hot water, his whole body was hot, his nostrils and ears were steaming, if he was equipped with an engine, it was estimated that he would be able to fly immediately. The heat flow rolled up his head, buzzing, and Shen Mu couldn't help but roar out with an 'ah'.

This sound made the stone chamber tremble, and all the dust that had accumulated for many years was scattered.

Shen Mu finished shouting, but he felt that the steaming sensation gradually disappeared, his breathing was slowly smooth, and the insects in his abdomen did not move at all.

What the hell is going on, the jade dragon has never been so uncomfortable before, why does it feel completely different this time, and he is almost about to steam himself.

Shen Mu moved his fingers and found that he could actually move, so he hurriedly reached out to wipe away the sweat. But feeling thirsty, he grabbed the kettle brought by Granny Dan, opened the cork, and drank it all.

After drinking the water, I suddenly felt exhausted, lay down on the low bed, and fell asleep.

When I woke up again, I found that I was still alone in the stone room, and Granny Dan had not returned. There was no sunlight in the stone room, and I didn't know what time it was.

Shen Mu stretched, it seemed that the seven little insects had been digested by his own gastric juice after all. Shen Mu rubbed his stomach, a little proud. I haven't eaten anything strange since I was a child, scorpions, centipedes, squeaks, deer powder, French fries, gutter oil. can live to be in his twenties, and the digestive ability in this stomach is not blown. If I didn't have any ability, I would have been wasted by the old witch's poison. A few caterpillars can still turn the world upside down. When he thought about it, he forgot how dead he looked like he had just come.

The footsteps outside the door started again, and Shen Mu hurriedly lay on the ground and pretended to be dead.

The door creaked open, and Granny Dan walked in with a person in her hand. She was short in stature, and she was the age of a sixtieth birthday, and she was carrying two big men in her hands, as if she were carrying two chicken cubs.

Granny Dan threw the two men on the ground, glanced at them, and saw that the ground was in shambles. She wasn't angry, and coughed dryly, "Okay, boy, don't pretend." ”

Although Shen Mu heard it, he dared to respond. Granny Dan raised her foot and kicked Shen Mu's back, and said, "The old body said get up quickly." You kid is pretending to be dead, don't let me turn my face and deny people. ”

Although Shen Mu scolded in his heart, "When did you old witch recognize someone." But he didn't dare not move, so he pretended to yawn and said, "Old woman, you're back." ”

Granny Dan suddenly grabbed Shen Mu's neck and stuffed a pill into his mouth. He dropped a rusty key and said, "You unlock them first, and then lock them up." As he spoke, he turned and walked away.

The entrance of the pill is a little bitter. Shen Mu said: "Old witch, what kind of poison did you feed Lao Tzu. ”

Granny Dan said: "Seven days of devouring the heart, you just need to listen to me obediently for these seven days, and after seven days, I will give you the antidote." If you have the heart to run away, the old woman promises that after seven days, you will vomit three liters of blood and die. At this point, the door was closed.

Shen Mu knew that this poisonous woman was powerful, and he didn't know why this old witch wanted to let herself go free, I was afraid that there were only two chains here that could lock people.

Shen Mu untied the iron lock and dragged the two unconscious men over. Straight: "Brother." I'm sorry. In order to save his life, he can only do what the demon woman says. ”

Shen Mu locked the two of them and squatted aside to look at the two carefully. These two people were in tatters, as if they had experienced a flight, and they seemed to have seen these two people somewhere, and after thinking for a while, they suddenly remembered that these two people were not the three scholars they met in the "Leju Inn" that day. remembered that one of these two people was named Gao Jintao and the other was Guo Wenyuan, but I didn't see the person named Cheng Xu. These people said that they were going to Nanzhen to take the exam that day, and how did they come here again. is a good two white-faced readers, and now they are going to become guinea pigs for the old witch to test the medicine.

Shen Mu called twice, and the two of them remained unconscious, probably because Granny Dan had taken some ecstasy, and when she thought of herself, she was afraid that it was also like this, but I don't know if they had encountered any terrible zombies.

Granny Dan touched a tray and entered the stone room, Shen Mu saw that there were five or six bottles with the same shape as a little jade dragon on the tray, and he was greatly disappointed, how many caterpillars did this old witch raise...... No wonder she's not angry...... In vain, I was terrified for a long time.

Granny Dan said: "The old body knows what you are thinking and what you have done. At this age, you haven't experienced anything, your little cleverness, don't use it here anymore. ”

The old woman seemed to know what was in her heart. Shen Mu pretended to be calm, and snorted: "Old witch, don't talk nonsense, I haven't done anything." After saying this, I suddenly felt a little bit of self-confession.

Granny Dan put down the tray and said, "What does the jade dragon taste like?"

Shen Mu's chin raised and said, "It's delicious." ”

Granny Dan smiled and said, "If it's delicious, it's good, if it's delicious...... Brat. Would you like more?"

Shen Mu saw Granny Dan raise the porcelain vase, and waved his hand and said, "That's it, that's it." If you eat it all, it's not good!"

Granny Dan said: "The mouth is very hard! If this jade dragon enters the body through the meridians, it will come back through the meridians. If they swallow it in their stomachs for no reason, they want to find a breakthrough, and they are in a mess, and it doesn't taste good. After a pause, he pointed to Guo Wenyuan and said, "Help him up." ”

Shen Mu said: "What are you doing?"

Granny Dan said: "If you don't help him up, the old body will let you test the medicine again." ”

Shen Mu frowned, knowing that this old woman must have used Guo Wenyuan to test the medicine, so he said, "This...... Old witch. How do I feel like I'm suddenly your accomplice?"

Granny Dan raised her hand and gave Shen Mu a slap. said: "If the old body doesn't look at you stupidly, and you still use your strength to catch others, if you are noisy and uneasy." The old body will poison these two people first, and then poison you. It's good to put some effort left and right, and then grab some other people. ”

Shen Mu spat out. said: "Old witch, I like to beat people so much, it's shameless." ”

Granny Dan said: "The old body has long lost its flower and moon appearance, and it doesn't matter if you want a face or not." If you pick him up any later, be careful that you don't have a tongue. ”

Shen Mu stroked Guo Wenyuan up, and Granny Dan cut off his wrist fingers and released the jade dragon, all the operations were as before. Shen Mu also picked up Gao Jintao and dealt with it according to law. After waiting for a while, the jade dragon was about to crawl out, and it was still purple after all.

Granny Dan sighed and muttered, "What the hell went wrong?" ”

Shen Mu said: "Old witch, in my opinion, forget it." This Qi is an innate thing, and it is naturally protected by an innate thing. forcibly broke the mysterious wall, and it is estimated that it will be chaotic and useless. ””

Granny Dan said: "The old body has been concentrating on it for three or four years, so you can stop just saying it." ”

Shen Mu said: "Although I don't know pharmacology, I know that everything should be prescribed for the right situation. You want to use medicine to corrode the Xuanbi, and then the Jade Dragon absorbs the Innate Qi and then refines the Jade Dragon for your use. But why don't you just refine the jade dragon into an indestructible little thing, and you can pierce the Xuanbi and absorb the true qi by yourself without borrowing foreign objects?"

Granny Dan said: "You mean to let the old body refine the jade dragon, well, this method can be tried!" Granny Dan whispered a few words, as if she was thinking about what medicine could be used to refine the jade dragon indestructible. She suddenly looked happy, and said with a smile: "Boy, kneel!"

Shen Mu didn't know what this old witch was going to make, so he snorted and said: "Men should be self-reliant, there is a golden ...... under their knees" He wanted to continue to say that he could kneel to his parents, but he must not kneel to you, a dead old woman. was slapped in the face by Granny Dan again, Granny Dan raised a foot and kicked herself on Shen Mu's calf, Shen Mu couldn't help himself, and knelt on the bluestone slab with a "poof".

The leg bones were about to be cracked, Shen Mu grinned in pain, and scolded loudly: "Old witch, what kind of ghost do you want to pay attention to." ”

Granny Dan said, "Kowtow!"

Shen Mu was at a loss for a while, what is this old witch doing? Kowtow? I will kowtow to the head of your ancestor for the eighteenth generation! I dare not say this, and I may be slapped again if I say it.

Granny Dan said, "What...... Boy, you're not swearing?"

Shen Mu said: "What's the use of scolding you, I can't beat you, and if I scold you, you don't feel ashamed!"

Granny Dan smiled and said, "The old body is giving you a chance now, as long as you kowtow to the old body three times, the old body will teach you all the skills of this body." When you learn my poisonous kung fu, whether you can beat the old body at that time depends on your ability. ”

Shen Mu frowned, this old witch has convulsions, why did you ask me to apprentice again. Shen Mu didn't know that when he calmed Granny Dan's mind, Granny Dan had the idea of taking him as an apprentice.