231.Chapter 231: Tang Xinya, who blushes and has a heartbeat
Four stunning beauties are sleeping beside him, my brother is not a great sage, how can he still have the heart to sleep?
And they are probably frightened by the thunder, and every time it sounds, they have to twist it. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info
This Nima rubbed against me so smoothly and so tormentingly.
I want to do something, but there are too many people, and I can't be a hooligan with all my heart, is it Bo?
So I coughed twice, and one rolled over and did it.
"Ah......h
Tang Xinyou exclaimed in surprise and looked at me in surprise, "Big rascal, why are you awake!"
Lin Yun reacted even more, and directly bumped into Su Lingyue, and her pajamas almost fell off.
"I'm not a pig, and if I don't wake up, I won't be touched by you!" I smiled playfully as I looked at the panicked faces of the four girls.
Tang Xinya pursed her lips and glared at me: "Cut, I think it's beautiful, we came to sleep because we were afraid of thunder, who wants to touch you, I don't feel hard at all." ”
I swept their looming bodies meaningfully and hooked the corners of my mouth: "Or, I'll touch you?"
"You!" Tang Xinya was choked by what I said, and she didn't know how to reply for a while, and she had to suffer every time she talked to me, but she was strangely not angry.
"Okay, okay, let's not tease you, since you can't sleep, I'll tell you a few jokes, how about it?"
I looked out the window at the howling wind and thunder and lightning, and secretly thought evil to myself.
"Okay, yes, I know that the big hooligan is the best, I'm bored, let's talk quickly!" Tang Xinyou reacted quite quickly, and instantly clapped excitedly.
This girl is playful, although she is also 18 years old, but her personality is still the same as a little girl, naughty and cute.
Well, like her childlike mother.
Su Lingyue also sat up, clasped her hands around her chest, and was interested: "Okay, Gu Hai, let's talk quickly!"
Hehe, since you guys are so impatient, you're welcome.
"Listen!" I snapped my hands and began.
"There was a girl who had always had very small breasts that had bothered her for many years, so she was also single. Her family was very anxious, so they arranged an abnormal blind date for her, and the girl truthfully told the man that her breasts were not very well developed. The boy asked: Is there a big steamed bun?
The girl blushed, lowered her head and nodded, "Yes!" The man was very happy, and then the two talked happily, and soon got married. ”
Tang Xinyou listened very attentively, and meowed his small flat chest from time to time, and was very moved: "What a good man!
I didn't speak, paused and continued: "On the wedding night, the man was very anxious to have a room with the girl, but as soon as he entered, he suddenly rushed out of the new room and looked up to the sky and shouted:, you lied to me, it's only bigger than Wangzai's small steamed bun!"
"Giggles, I'm laughing to death, junior brother, you're so talented!"
Before the girls could react, the senior sister laughed miserably, and I could feel her jumping up and down in my body, rolling around with her lower abdomen in her hands, almost not laughing.
The room was quiet for a few seconds.
Tang Xinyou pounced on me without saying a word, bared his teeth, and was about to bite my neck: "Stinky Gu Hai, big rascal, is that girl's original form me, I'll bite you to death!"
If it weren't for the people who were worried about noisy people in other rooms, Tang Xinyou would probably have directly pulled his throat and roared at the Hedong lion.
The other three stared at me with wide eyes, as if they were blaming me for bullying.
"There was another one, but it seems that you don't like it, so let's not talk about it, go to sleep!" I shook my head deliberately, pretending to sleep.
"Ahh
I forced a smile from my laughter, and I knew that they were just curious, or obsessive-compulsive, and they didn't stop listening.
I cleared my throat, I didn't sell it anymore, and said in one go: "There was a fat man and a thin man who went to watch the exciting movie, but unfortunately the movie tickets were sold out, so the fat man stuffed the thin man into his pants, and was ready to go in and release it out to fool him through, but the movie shot was too surnamed, and it wasn't until after watching it that he remembered that the thin man was still in his pants, at this time the thin man was dying, scarred, and sent to the hospital, the doctor sighed helplessly, was beaten to death by a hard object, and was hopeless!"
This time, not only Tang Xinyou, but also the smart Tang Xinya and Lin Yun didn't understand.
The delicate pretty face showed a puzzled look, and she never thought about it, and asked me curiously: "Gu Hai, what's the matter, what is so hard that it can beat people to death?"
Damn, no, no, no, my brother really can't stand it.
Girls, can you not be so stupid and cute!
I glanced at their big smart eyes, as if to lure innocent girls to sin, and pointed to their bulging pants: "It's very simple, you can reach out and touch this now, and you'll know what it is!"
"Pervert!"
Tang Xinya's face turned red in an instant, and she was snorting angrily, if it weren't for the fact that she didn't sleep so late and her brain was not clear, otherwise she would have fallen into my trap!
He glared at me with disgust, and then he pulled the third girl and went to sleep with a blushing face.
Haha, after teasing the school flowers, I was much more energetic, staring at their upturned eyelashes, and I was relieved to re-enter the bed after gradually falling asleep.
Rest well, silly girls.
With my Gu Hai by my side, I will definitely not let you be hurt.
One night, dreamless, peaceful and quiet, warm and elegant.
The next day, I slept until the sun dried my buttocks before I got up, and the four girls didn't know when they were no longer by the pillow.
The sun is in the sky, the air is fresh after the rain, and the mist of resentment that envelops this area has disappeared.
The village elder brought twenty or thirty people to me, and said excitedly that when they buried the body this morning, there were no bats to rob it, and there was no such gloomy feeling, so they set up a wedding banquet and invited me to participate.
When I arrived at the village chief's house, I relied on the fact that the yard was crowded with tables, just like a wedding banquet, chickens, ducks, rabbits, cows and other meats, and it was estimated that they had the most sumptuous meals of the year.
As soon as they saw me come in, it was as if they had seen some leader from above and below, toasting and serving dishes, which stunned the directors, counselors, and students.
In the afternoon, more than 400 students began to return to the big ship one after another, preparing for the return trip.
Once bitten by a snake, he was afraid of the well rope for ten years.
Although the lost students had been recovered, Yuan Fang did not dare to venture to stay here again, and the week-long desert island trip had to end early.
The people in the village were very reluctant to let me go, everyone had already boarded the boat, and they reluctantly chased to the shore, and some aunts and aunts, village aunts and matchmakers, shouted loudly at the deck at the top of their voices.
"Young man, remember to come back often! Several girls in our village are almost adults, so you can marry them when the time comes, and it's no problem to be a junior!"