Chapter 123: Clearing the stomach and coughing
The Eastern Emperor Shouyi was in full view of everyone, and he was not stage frightened, using stones to build a stove, and then made a simple pot with a few banana leaves, and wiped it clean.
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Zhang Shuai, who was watching him from the side, saw him roasting the banana leaves on the fire, and immediately laughed: "Don't you fool know that the leaves can be burned, and you want to use it as a pot to boil water, your head was kicked by a donkey." ”
"Jumping beam clown, jumping up and down. The Eastern Emperor pouted and ignored the idiot.
However, he ignored it, it didn't mean that others didn't pay attention to it, at this time, Xiao Ruirui, who was in the Donghuang Shouyi family, saw that someone dared to laugh at his Donghuang brother, and he was immediately angry.
Pulling the hand of the cheap brother, he said angrily: "He actually dares to scold Brother Donghuang, you give me all your explosives, I will blow him up." ”
Yu Mo, who was in the kitchen, heard some explosives, and quickly poked his head out and asked, "What are you talking about, who are you going to bomb?"
"No, no, Mom, you heard me wrong, we said we're going to set off firecrackers. Little Vivi hurriedly made an excuse, he didn't want his mother to know that he had hidden a lot of explosives in the house, which would frighten her.
Then he lined up the cheap sister's hand, slipped into the utility room, and tinkered with his own things, he made up his mind not to pay attention to this nervous sister.
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Seeing that the Eastern Emperor Shouyi ignored him, he thought that he was dumbfounded by himself, and his heart became even more proud.
This performance of his own gave Zhang Shaoda a long face, and he hoped that after entering the underworld to study, their Zhang family would take care of themselves a little more.
Thinking of this, he couldn't help but look back at Zhang Shuai, but he saw that Zhang Shuai didn't look at him, and turned around and walked away.
"Hey, Zhang Shao, what are you doing here?" Dogleg fully played the style of a good student at this time, and if he didn't understand, he had to ask.
Zhang Shuai originally wanted to pretend that he didn't know this idiot, but he actually called himself at this time, which made him stand and go.
At this time, he just wanted to cut this goods with a thousand knives in his heart, and his tone was naturally not good, "Don't say that you know me in the future, look at people, have the leaves burned?" ”
"Huh?" Hearing this, the dogleg looked back, but found that the leaves were roasted on the fire, but there was no sign of burning.
"It's impossible, this leaf is invulnerable, could it be a leaf of a different plant?" said the dogleg, trying to get closer to see it.
"Stop. But Donghuang Shouyi suddenly screamed, so frightened that he almost tripped over himself.
"Why are you yelling all of a sudden, are you insane?" The dog leg felt that he had lost face in front of everyone, and wanted to regain face in Donghuang Shouyi.
The Eastern Emperor Shouyi was not polite, and directly took out a scroll and summoned the ghost handsome.
Then he said murderously: "You dare to take another step, I don't guarantee that I won't do anything to you, stupidity will be infected, so if you dare to step ten meters around me in the future, don't blame me for being ruthless." ”
"That's it, that's it, you won't be allowed to step into us in the future, otherwise we'll do it directly, and today I learned that stupid people are just like viruses, they are contagious. ”
After Kagura listened to the words of the Eastern Emperor Shouyi, he turned his anger into laughter, and fell into the well very tacitly, and Qin Siyuan and Fang Tong naturally expressed their support.
"You, you. The dog was so angry that he couldn't speak, but he saw that he was only one person, Zhang Shao didn't help, and there were four people on the opposite side, if he did it, he would only be beaten by the group, so he could only walk away.
And Zhang Shuai felt that this dogleg had lost his face at this time, if he had done it directly just now, he would have helped him regardless of whether he was public or private.
But he was frightened away without saying a word, and the beggar had a good saying, that he was a complete fool.
Thinking that stupidity would be contagious to the people around him, Zhang Shuai quietly stayed away from the dog's legs, whether this was true or not, it was right to stay away from him.
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Togami Moriyoshi ignored the people with different thoughts, and after driving away the eyesore, he took a few small red flowers from Kagura's hands, crushed them with internal force in his hands, sprinkled them in the Yamanashi soup, and then held them with leaves and handed them to the two of them.
"Well, after drinking it, I promise it will work immediately. ”
"Hmm. Both of them believed that he would not harm themselves, and one of them drank all the soup in half, and after drinking, he sighed a few times: "Sweet and sour, it's delicious." ”
But in less than five seconds, there was a "cooing" sound from the stomachs of the two, and then the two blushed and whispered, "I want to go to the toilet." ”
In this regard, Donghuang Shouyi had already prepared, rushed into the woods, cut off several huge banana leaves with his hands like a sharp blade, and then used the branches as a support to cover a bush tightly, this process only took a short minute.
The two couldn't stand it anymore, and after seeing that there was a cover, they hurriedly ran in.
In fact, Donghuang Shouyi can also not be so troublesome, just let them solve it in the bushes, but the thing in the dark has been staring at everyone, and the ghost knows what it is, so in order to avoid them blaming themselves in the future, it is better to be careful in doing things.
After a full ten minutes, the two of them walked out with each other's arms, although the two of them seemed to have collapsed, but the corpse spots on their hands and feet had disappeared, and it was obvious that this little red flower could detoxify.
When those poisoned people saw it, they hurriedly ran to the river to pick it, and some anxious people even ate the little saffron directly, but in less than a second, they all spit it out.
In this regard, Donghuang Shouyi smiled, if you can eat it directly, then why do you have to spend so much effort, in your own detection eyes, the information of this thing is clear.
Corpse Poison Flower: A first-order elixir
The flowers of the plant irrigated by corpse water have the effect of detoxifying the corpse, but its taste is like that of a rotting corpse, and the smell of the corpse can only be dissipated when heated.
"I know, but I just won't say it. At this time, Donghuang Shouyi felt that there was a little demon in his heart waving a small steel fork and was smiling.
Watching those people eat and spit out, and then have to eat again, with a constipated look, it feels really refreshing.
However, there are some cute girls among them, and Donghuang Shouyi naturally can't bear to let them suffer from this, so he directly called them to his side and gave them the leftover soup to drink.
As for those men who licked their faces and wanted to beg for it, naturally they only had to harvest the word "roll" from Donghuang Shouyi.