Chapter 18: The Egg Maniac
"Xiao Yu, what's going on with that big competition in the army? I've heard people mention this a lot lately. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info" Chen Xiaobai suddenly asked.
"The Great Martial Arts Contest is a tradition of the Holy Dragon Kingdom's army, and anyone who is a cultivator in the army can participate. It is held once a year, and every time it is very grand. However, the big martial arts competition is only a competition in the Qi training realm, and those in the realm above are busy improving their strength and have no mind to participate in this kind of activity. Xiao Yu explained.
"That's right, Uncle, you are so good, you can also participate! Maybe you can even get a top ten back!"
"Top ten, your uncle, my goal is to be the first. Chen Xiaobai said with a smile.
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Through the channel of Xiaoyu, Chen Xiaobai successfully signed up for the big competition. The realm he reported was the third level of qi training, and this was indeed his current realm, and he didn't deceive people. But others don't know that Chen Xiaobai, who used "One Punch Every Day", is comparable to the ninth layer of Qi training, and even close to the tenth layer of Qi training.
Today is the day of the big competition, the crowd is full of voices, there are dozens of rings on the scene, and each ring is full of people. are all muscular men, sisters, Chen Xiaobai didn't see one. The little fish didn't know where to go.
It's really boring without a little fish around! Without a girl as a companion, it's a long day.
In the barracks, 99.99 percent are muscular men, except for the muscles that stink of sweat. Even if a sow came over, Chen Xiaobai felt that there would be a hungry guy who would take the sow back and snap it.
An officer who should have a high rank walked into one of the rings in the center, and when people saw him, the noisy scene immediately became extremely silent. This guy should have a lot of prestige in the army.
Chen Xiaobai was a little envious, if he was in a high position now, he would do something thunderous. If you collect the thunder points, wouldn't you be able to become a 10,000-yuan household in minutes?
"Ladies and gentlemen, the Holy Dragon Empire's annual army contest has started today! This contest is expected to last a week as usual. ”
"The top 50 in this competition will receive rich rewards. The top 10 rewards are for cultivating the true exercises, and you can choose to practice qi or build any of the exercises in the foundation realm. For the top three, you can choose two exercises. The first place can not only get rich rewards, two exercises, but also an elixir to assist in cultivation. ”
"Now please come up here to draw lots for the soldiers who participated in this big competition! At present, 1,353 people have signed up, and this number is slightly embarrassing, because the latter number is an odd number. That is, there will be a bye ......"
I don't know how long it took for this guy to stop, but looking at him like that, it seemed a little unfinished.
Chen Xiaobai went to draw lots, but unfortunately it was not a bye that was drawn, it was the number 133. He's going to fight against 134. I don't know which one was unlucky, but I actually ran into him, hoping that his balls would still be intact.
Chen Xiaobai observed a moment of silence for 134. In order to upgrade "Punch Every Day", and even more to get thunder points, he can only grieve you.
Soon, it was time for him to go to the ring.
134 is a bald man with a red upper body, revealing his lean muscles. The dark skin was reflective, which made Chen Xiaobai think that this was an African black uncle.
"Boy, I've never been defeated in my hands, report your name!" The bald man looked at Chen Xiaobai's thin skin and tender meat, and his heart was settled, and he smiled cruelly.
"You don't know me?" Chen Xiaobai wondered.
"Why should I know you?" the bald man wondered.
"If you don't know me, you'll be right!" Chen Xiaobai bared his teeth and smiled, his teeth were quite white, and he could advertise toothpaste.
"What do you mean...... Whew!!"
The bald man clutched his crotch with a painful face, bent down and fell to the ground. He didn't see Chen Xiaobai's action clearly just now, and he didn't even know why Chen Xiaobai attacked him so quickly.
"You...... You sneak attack! Despicable and shameless!" The bald man was really sweating profusely, his forehead was full of cold sweat that hurt, and his lips were white.
"Thank you for the compliment!" Chen Xiaobai said seriously.
"Poof!"
The bald man spurted out a mouthful of old blood. He swore that he had never seen such a brazen person in his life! He was obviously scolding him, but he accepted it with a smile.
For a while, he didn't catch his breath and fainted.
"I recognize who he is! This guy is the gobmiac!" one of the soldiers exclaimed.
"Crazy Devil with Explosive Eggs! Oh my God, it's him! I heard that this is a pervert with extreme thoughts!"
"It's for sure, otherwise who would want to blow up someone's balls?"
"It's over, why did he participate in the big competition? What if I met him? I won't be blown up too, right?"
Hearing the following discussion, Chen Xiaobai showed them a smile that he claimed to be the most perfect, but it scared them like frightened birds and beasts.
More than half of the thousands of people gathered in this ring disappeared at once.
"Eh, am I so terrible? I can't find my handsomeness without vision. Chen Xiaobai pouted.
Soon, it's time for the next round.
The man who fought against him was also a muscular man, with a face full of flesh and a fierce light, looking fierce and vicious.
The muscles of the arms are tense, and the green tendons are exposed, spreading through the arms like a hideous swimming dragon. The skin is bronzed, and under the scorching sun, it is like metal.
With these characteristics alone, he is certainly not an easy commodity to handle. Chen Xiaobai paid a little attention.
"Are you the Egg Bomber Chen Xiaobai?" the big man sneered.
"Yes, I'm Chen Xiaobai, but I'm not a crazy maniac. This title is so ridiculous, you can call me Baba. Chen Xiaobai replied truthfully.
"Baba...... Dad?!" The big man's face froze, and his anger was about to burst.
"Hey, son, what's the matter with your father? Alas, blame my fault, you were born so ugly, your genes have been mutated too much, and you have not inherited the advantages of your father at all. Chen Xiaobai said regretfully.
"Ding! Congratulations to the host for obtaining 500 Thunder Points!"
"Name: Chen Xiaobai
Gender: Male
Realm: 3rd Layer of Qi Training (9th Layer of Rival Qi Training)
Exercises: "Creation and Ten Thousand Laws", "Unrecognizable Feet", "One Punch Every Day"
Thunderman Points: 5750
Title: None
Occupation: Cannon fodder for the Holy Dragon Army, entry-level shield, and professional user of explosive eggs
Evaluation: Congratulations to the host for successfully getting rid of the name of the five scum of war and advancing to the nine scum of war. Yes, it's still a scum. Although he is not the first to die on the battlefield, he is also cannon fodder. ”
Unexpectedly, the thunder points were actually more than 5,000. But he knew that this thunderous point was not useful at all.
The highest-level items in the system store are all in the tens of digits, and there are no decimal places.