As the last orthodox Yin-Yang family heir on the earth, Donghuang Shouyi was wearing a Taoist robe at this time, sitting in front of a small stall to tell fortunes, which was really a shame for the Yin-Yang family. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

You must know that the Yin and Yang family was originally separated from the Taoist, and the first taboo for the disciples in the door is to wear Taoist robes, if his ancestor Donghuang Taiyi, the founder of the Yin and Yang family saw his appearance, I don't know if he would slap him to death.

"Fortune telling, fortune telling, financial fortune, marriage and child-seeking, can all be measured, and you are not allowed to do without money. "Donghuang Shouyi kept shouting, but unfortunately today is not a special day, there are too few pilgrims who come to the Taoist temple to offer incense, and it is only open once a day, earning 100 soft sister coins.

"Hey, business is not easy to do now, and it's so difficult for a person with real talent to learn. Donghuang Shouyi couldn't help but sigh.

When he was a child, he heard storytellers talk about martial arts novels, and he was very obsessed with those chivalrous people;

I heard him say that the ancestor of his lineage was very awesome, the founder of the Yin and Yang family, and he was one of the few top masters in the world at that time.

Thousands of years have passed, although the laws between heaven and earth are now collapsing and the aura is thin, but the inheritance of the Yin and Yang family has not been broken, and it is not known how many generations it is now, as long as the people of the Eastern Royal Dynasty have not died, the inheritance will not be broken.

At that time, I was attracted by the brilliance described by the cheap father, not only learned the seal characters, but also memorized a lot of jade slips well, and finally did not practice the reason why it came out.

was so angry that he scolded his father for pit his son, who knew that the father smiled mysteriously and said, "Do you know why your mother married my father?"

Donghuang Shouyi shook his head and said that he didn't know, in his impression, his mother was a very beautiful woman, how could she fall in love with her sloppy father?

"This is a long story, but it can also be summed up in one sentence, that is, your mother has taken a fancy to me who can use yin-yang techniques, so as long as you learn yin-yang techniques well, you are not afraid that you will not be able to marry a wife. ”

Donghuang Shouyi's face was full of joy after hearing this, as long as he learned Yin and Yang well, he could marry a beautiful girl like his mother as a wife, and since then, he has studied hard, and also found some other ancient books to assist in learning.

More than ten years have passed, and the Eastern Emperor Shouyi can't even use the simplest yin and yang techniques, not to mention the internal qi, only some simple face-to-face techniques.

And his cheap dad said a few years ago that he was going to a deep mountain to catch a ghost who had been cultivating for thousands of years, and if he succeeded, he could get a lot of money, but he went for several years, and there was no news, and he didn't know whether he was dead or alive.

As for my mother, I only had an impression when I was very young, and when I grew up, I asked my father where my mother went, and my father was vague.

Without a source of livelihood, the Eastern Emperor Shouyi could only put on a Taoist robe, rely on his own physiognomy skills, and set up a stall at the door of this Taoist temple not far from his home to tell fortunes for others.

At the beginning, although he had some real skills, but his tongue was too stupid, and his words were always dissatisfied, so his income was very small; fortunately, he had a smart brain, and it didn't take long for him to learn the highest mastery of fortune-telling: when he sees people, he talks about people, and when he sees ghosts, his business is better, and he can be well-off.

Seeing that no one patronized him for most of the day, Qin Baiyue took out a smartphone and played the hottest game of Onmyoji.

This game uses an unorthodox lineage, that is, Xu Funa's lineage based on the imperial envoy ghost as the setting, and the player summons ghosts as Shikami, which is used to fight other ghosts.

Originally, as the orthodox heir of the Yin-Yang family, he should have looked down on the unorthodox lineage, but the Eastern Emperor Shouyi had no choice, who told the game dealer not to produce the orthodox Onmyoji game?

"Ahhh "The six consecutive defeats made Donghuang Shouyi a little crazy, he was originally a poor man, how could he charge money for the sake of the game, although this game seems to be fair, but soft sister coin players don't need to abide by the word fairness at all, and they can become stronger by charging money.

I wanted to go to my bank card with less than 20 soft sister coins, and Donghuang Shouyi silently crossed the game. As an orthodox Yin-Yang family heir, playing a game like Onmyoji is not as good as a soft sister coin player, where does this make him reasonable?

It didn't take long for Donghuang Shouyi's heart to itch again, he hadn't used up his physical strength today, so he hurriedly boarded the game again, and after using up his physical strength, he started PK without believing in evil.

"Ten battles and ten defeats, I really believe in your evil spirits. The Eastern Emperor Shouyi directly raised his middle finger and roared to the sky.

"Boom. Unfortunately, at this time, there was a sudden thunderclap in the clear sky, and then the sky was full of electric snakes swimming away.

"Damn, what kind of great power is this? The Eastern Emperor Shouyi directly burst into foul language, and ran the train with his mouth full of words: "Amitayus Buddha, bless this thunder and don't split me." ”

You were originally a member of the Yin and Yang family, and if you wore a Taoist robe, it would be okay, at most you would be called a fake Taoist, but if you don't pray to the ancestors of the Yin and Yang family and the Sanqing Dao Ancestors, you actually pray to the Buddha in the West, which is simply death.

No, maybe it was the power in the dark that couldn't see it, and the five heavenly thunderbolts slashed straight down at him, giving him a five-thunder blast, splitting his whole body into charcoal, and no one saw it, a dirty talisman in the package behind him flickered, and then disappeared.

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"The Eastern Emperor is righteous, and the Eastern Emperor is righteous. ”

"Wake up, wake up, the teacher is calling you. ”

In a daze, Donghuang Shouyi felt that someone was pushing him by his side, and he didn't know who was arguing with him, so he raised his hand and patted it off: "Don't make trouble." ”

"East ~ Emperor ~ Shou ~ Righteous ~ You wake me up. Luo Xi was so angry that the blue tendons on his forehead were twisted into a tic-tac-toe shape, this damn student actually dared to sleep in his own class, no one dared to provoke himself so much for a long time.

Donghuang Shouyi got up and rubbed his eyes: "Who, so noisy." When I looked up, I saw that it was a beautiful woman wearing an OL suit with a good figure, and the strange thing was that she actually had six arms.

"Hmm~ So I'm still dreaming. Donghuang Shouyi continued to lie down to sleep, and after a while, he began to snore.

"Oh, you're still dreaming. Luo Xi smiled hideously, and then.

"Infinite machine guns. ”

"Sudden thud. The chalk flew out of her six arms, and in less than three seconds, she threw all the chalk away, hitting Donghuang Shouyi accurately.

"Oops, oops, it hurts, it hurts. For a while, all that was left in the classroom was the cry of pain and the snickering laughter of his classmates.