Chapter 20: Hitting people doesn't slap them in the face
readx;? Su Xiyun said: "Where did you get this iron stick?"
Tian Cai's mouth pursed: Should I tell her? Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info
Su Xiyun said: "This black iron stick looks ordinary, but it looks like a divine object, and it is spiritual. ”
Tian Cai was surprised: "Ah, a fetish, Sister Xiyun, you, how can you tell that it is a fetish?"
Su Xiyun said: "This kind of transcendent magic weapon is not something that ordinary people can discover, unless it is cultivated to a high level, otherwise it is impossible to detect a trace of abnormality, just like the Tianwat back then, if it is not for the cultivation of the predecessors of the heavens, I am afraid that it will not be found in the mud of Bo Xize." ”
Tian Cai was startled and said: "The hexagram given to Tian Caibu by the grandfather of the hungry ghost said that if you see the iron stick, you can see the dead mother, if you tell others, it will not work." Tian Cai was at a loss for a while when she was shocked by Su Xiyun's words, and forgot all the warnings of the starving ghost grandfather, and said it with a bald mouth.
Su Xiyun said: "Grandpa Hungry Ghost?" Xiyun has never heard of this person in the fairy world, how can a fortune teller have an extraordinary divine object?"
Tian Cai squeaked and whimpered: "I...... I don't know, the starving ghost grandfather said that he had to keep it a secret, but just now Tian Cai said it stupidly. ”
Su Xiyun couldn't help but smile: "What a stupid child." However, children are not allowed to possess transcendent artifacts, and if they are not good at using their skills, they will die if they do not use their spells properly. ”
Tian Cai was so frightened that he collapsed to the ground, and after a while, his mood calmed down again, and said: "Tian Cai is a child who has no cultivation, and he doesn't know how to use immortal spells, so naturally he can't cast spells and use iron sticks." Therefore, Tian Cai is not afraid, not afraid. Tian Cai said that he was not afraid, but in fact, his heart was empty, Tian Cai begged, "Sister Xiyun, this is the spiritual sign I asked for for my mother in order to see my dead mother, can you give Tian Cai back?"
"Okay. ”
Tian Cai was overjoyed, stood up and stretched out her arm and said, "Sister Xiyun, thank you, I will plant you a good moon flower, and I will also plant a lot of beautiful flowers for you." ”
Su Xiyun said: "Then you disappear from my place now, and I will return it to you." ”
Tian Cai said: "I won't go, otherwise there will be no land to plant, and I will starve to death if I don't have anything to eat, after all, it will be a death, so it's better for you to kill Tian Cai with one palm now." ”
Su Xiyun: "You ......"
Tian Cai said angrily: "If no one cultivates here, it will be barren and grassy, you have such a big mountain as Shanmen Peak, and I am not greedy, as long as I can have half an acre of land, I am really a stingy ghost, hum." ”
Su Xiyun: "You dare to scold me?"
Tian Cai said: "That's it, stingy ghost, just don't leave, even if you return the iron stick to Tian Cai, you won't leave." Anyway, it's all a death, it's the same if you die sooner or later, come on, kill me, I'm ...... I'm not afraid. Tian Cai said more and more scared, in fact, she said it boldly, if she didn't return the iron sign, there would be a reason to stay in this field in the future, so that she would have food in the future.
Su Xiyun chuckled twice and said, "I thought you were not afraid of death just now, but it turned out to be fake! ”
"Hmph. Tian Cai glanced at Su Xiyun and said, "Who wants to die if they have nothing to do? It's not that I'm afraid of you, anyway, I just want to plant this half acre of land, an adult and a child care, shame or not, and don't give other jokes when it is passed out." ”
Su Xiyun was surprised: "Ah, my sister can't get rid of you, right?" Su Xiyun said that it was useless, it was certain to get rid of him, and he had to find a way to get rid of him. In the past, I saw that ordinary people who did not cultivate would let the big white dog drive away, but now that Xiaobao has been completely bought by his grilled fish, this matter is really a bit nerve-wracking.
Tian Cai's mouth was bulging with anger, and he turned his head to look at the dirt on the ground: "You can kill me now, or return the iron stick to me." ”
Li Yong looked up and said, "They seem to be arguing, do you hear what they are saying?"
Gongsun leisurely leaned back and took out a small porcelain vase from his arms, and said, "I didn't hear it." ”
Li Yong saw Gongsun leisurely open the small porcelain bottle, and then kept sprinkling white powder on the clothes on his body, Li Yong asked: "A faint fragrance, what is this?"
Gongsun turned around leisurely, looked at the direction of the leaves fluttering, and said, "Why is it downwind? So she can't smell it, what should I do, what should I do?"
"What is this?" Li Yong continued to ask.
"The incense powder refined last night, girls love this fragrance, hehe. Gongsun Youran showed a wicked smile at the corner of his mouth.
"Huh?" Li Yong was taken aback, "Give it a try!"
Gongsun Youran's heart fluttered: "Be a little quiet." Su Xiyun glanced back, and Gongsun hurriedly pressed Li Yong's head on the ground.
Su Xiyun said: "It's okay, I'll kill you, save your eyes." Tian Cai was scared, but in fact, Su Xiyun just wanted to use his might to scare and scare.
Tian Cai said: "I, I'm not leaving, Sister Xiyun, you, you can kill me, so that you can see your mother, woo woo woo ......" Tian Cai began to cry dollly.
Seeing this situation, Su Xiyun was at a loss for a while, she had never seen a child crying in front of her eyes, and when she was a child, she only cried to others. Su Xiyun softened her heart and said, "Okay, don't cry, let others hear it and think it's my sister bullying the child." ”
Tian Cai wiped her tears: "Tian Cai sees her sister like seeing her mother, I don't want the iron sign now, I don't want it." ”
Su Xiyun thought to herself: You can't be soft-hearted for a while, otherwise everyone will know about it in the future, and you won't have to come to Shanmen Peak often to open up wasteland and farm land?
Su Xiyun smiled slightly and said, "Okay, my sister will help you keep the iron skewers first." However, I have one condition, if you can't do it, you won't be able to farm here. ”
Tian Cai wiped her tears and said, "What conditions?"
Su Xiyun said: "Aren't you called sugar beet, then you can grow sweet vegetables, if you can't grow them, you will promise your sister not to come to Shanmen Peak again, okay?" Su Xiyun's tone became soft, as if he was discussing things with him.
"Huh?" Tian Cai grinned and said, "Sweet vegetables?"
Su Xiyun squinted and said: "Yes, didn't you say that you can grow vegetables very well? Then you can grow it for me and I will taste it, if you can really do it, my sister's half an acre of land will be cultivated for you in the future." ”
Tian Cai saw that Su Xiyun agreed, and said without thinking about it: "Really, sister, you won't regret it, right?"
Su Xiyun said angrily: "My sister is an adult, how can she regret it to a child? If you don't believe it, you can leave now." ”
Tian Cai complained bitterly in his heart: "Where are there sweet vegetables in this world? I have only heard that some fruits are sweet, and it is very common to say that they are bitter." ”
Tian Cai rolled her eyes, scratched her head and said, "Okay, grow sweet vegetables for Sister Xiyun within a year." Tian Cai also knew in his heart that it seemed to be an impossible task, but in order to get a piece of land, he had to agree to it, thinking that the elder Kuanggu Master of the Spirit Grass House knew all kinds of spirit grass, maybe he could find some kind of sweet and edible plant?
Su Xiyun said: "One year, it's too long. ”
Tian Cai said seriously: "No way, magical things must be different, and it's normal for a long time." "Tian Cai is now covered with people, her face is not red, and her heart is not beating.
Su Xiyun saw the big white dog Xiaobai licking his mouth, and suddenly felt a little congested, thinking that he would retreat from the difficulty, but it turned out to be counterproductive. Su Xiyun thought that it might be his delaying tactic, but he couldn't regret it after saying it, right?
Tian Cai said: "Sister Xiyun, I don't call it Tiantian Cai, it's the field of the field." ”
The corners of Su Xiyun's mouth curled slightly: "It's okay, anyway, you promised to grow sweet vegetables, you only have one year."
"Give me a smell, give me a ......" Li Yong and Gongsun leisurely competed for the porcelain vase.
One accidentally, the porcelain vase fell to the ground, and Gongsun shouted leisurely: "It's all your kid, I spent a night to practice......
Su Xiyun turned around, and the hem of her skirt fluttered.
Li Yong shouted, "Look, she's turned around." ”
Gongsun looked sideways leisurely and was shocked: "It's so beautiful." Gongsun Youran suddenly frowned and said, "What's weird?"
Li Yong said: "What's weird?"
Gongsun Youran was panicked in his heart, and said in a trembling voice: "The wind has stopped, how can her clothes float up?"
Li Yong regretted for a while: "Oh, it's really masked, it's a pity that it's ......"
Li Yong and Gongsun leisurely saw the blades of grass flying around them, and the two leaves floated between Su Xiyun's fingers.
Gongsun got up leisurely and shouted: "It's not good, she's doing her work, run, run......" The two of them turned around and ran back in a hurry.
Tian Cai shouted loudly: "Sister Xiyun, that's Senior Brother Gongsun and Li Yong, don't hurt them." Su Xiyun snorted and ignored it, waved his jade halberd finger, and the two leaves swished past.
Li Yong lay on the ground: "Oh, my ass hurts......"
Gongsun turned his head leisurely, as if crying and shouting: "What are you doing, why did you hit me in the face? You women, women are pleasing to themselves, we men also love beauty, we don't hit people in the face, you..." Gongsun leisurely covered his face with both hands, the kind of pain in the heart drilled into the heart, it seems that the injury is not light, and it will be disfigured if it is not good.
Su Xiyun said angrily: "If you don't leave, I'll let you be crushed, get out of here!" Tian Cai's back was cold, and he broke out in a cold sweat.
Li Yong turned around and helped Gongsun run away in panic, Gongsun kept howling, looking really miserable.
With a snort, Su Xiyun turned around and came back, with the anger on his face: "See, the person who lied to me will not end well, so if you can't plant it, hurry up!" Tian Cai subconsciously took two steps back, and nodded blankly in response.
The white clothes flashed above and disappeared into the forests of the Lonely Gate Peak.
Xiaobao came to Tian Cai with a bamboo pole in his mouth, and screamed "Hmm", Tian Cai calmed down, and it really made him palpitate just now.
Tian Cai touched Xiaobao's fluffy head and said with a smile: "This is baked for my sister, take it back and give it to her to eat." Xiaobao screamed twice again, turned around and flew away.