Chapter 370: A Tiger
A tiger, this flower thief is quite famous in this area, it is said that up to the eighty-year-old woman, down to the seventeen or eighteen-year-old girl and little daughter-in-law, none of them can escape his poisonous hands. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info
But the strange thing is that these 80 percent of the people did not report the crime, and it is said that some of the eldest ladies and grandmothers of rich and noble families secretly did not close the doors or windows at night, hoping that this tiger could spend a good night with them.
It can be said that a tiger is quite famous in Sanjiang County, but most men hate him and want to skin him and cramp.
Could it be that this tiger is a peerless beautiful man?
Or is he quite good in some way?
It is said that many flower thieves have practiced some magical exercises that every man dreams of, and can make a man who can't afford to be able to control ten women at night, so many men want to get those magical exercises, but not everyone can fight against them, I don't know if this tiger has cultivated some kind of magic that can make him fight with a woman for 300 rounds without the golden gun falling? hehe......
Li Longxuan walked forward, and said secretly in his heart, if the other party really has some kind of exercises that men dream of, he should take them and practice them well, no way, there are too many women, if you don't practice some magical exercises, it will be easy to be squeezed dry.
Could it be that Lao Tzu can only drink magic potions after the age of thirty?
Li Longxuan walked towards the cell, and as soon as he came to the door of the cell, he met a chubby figure, hey, isn't this Shi asking for money?
What would this guy be here?
"I said, boy, why are you here?" Li Longxuan couldn't help but ask with some curiosity, why is this guy here? Isn't this kid commanding in the divine capital? What is coming back?
"Lord, I just came back from the gods, the gods have already fought, the scene is really lively, but our people did not go to reconcile, but according to the information we have obtained, the gods have been controlled by the prince, and the prince may be going to attack you next, I came back this time to discuss the next things with you, and the people in the rivers and lakes have also mixed up with this matter, I don't know what you want to do next." Shi Yaoqian smiled slightly, because there is a flying pigeon to pass the book, so what happened to the gods can be quickly known here.
Shi Yaoqian then pointed to the inside and said, "As soon as I came back, I heard that I caught a flower thief, so come and see, hehe......"
"Oh, are you also interested in this flower thief?" Li Longxuan said with a smile, as if to say: It turns out that everyone is a fellow practitioner.
The two of them walked into the cell, which was stinking, and the cells here were all the same, dirty and messy, and there were quite a few rats still scurrying around in it.
And at this time, in that cell, a short figure was lying on the haystack and snoring.
This inverted figure is only about 1.2 meters, and it looks like a child, but it has a large beard, and a pair of muscular arms are exposed under the black linen clothes.
Is this a dwarf? No, a dwarf shouldn't be like this, because this guy's body proportions look weird.
Li Longxuan and Shi Yaoqian walked into the cell, and when they saw a tiger in the cell, their brows couldn't help frowning slightly, this is a tiger?
A tiger also sensed that someone was approaching, stood up slowly, glanced at the two, and said lightly: "You were also caught stepping on flowers?"
A tiger who feels that he can live in the same prison as himself is probably guilty of the same crime as himself.
"It seems that Brother Tai and our two brothers are in the same way. Shi Yaoqian said with a smile: "Our two brothers also stepped on the flower and were accidentally caught, hey, our two brothers debuted for decades, and the first time they missed, it was really a failure, a failure." ”
"Who says no? I think I'm a tiger rampant in Sanjiang County, and I haven't been on that woman's incense bed? That woman hasn't felt the tenderness of a tiger with me?" said a tiger very happily. As soon as I saw the people in the same way, a tiger couldn't help but show off.
"Oh, you are a tiger, a tiger who claims to be a friend of women?" Shi asked for money and said in surprise: "Impossible, you can't be a tiger, I heard people say that a tiger is handsome, handsome, countless women secretly keep the door every night in order to let a tiger on their own, what could you be a tiger?"
"Hmph, this brother, you underestimate people. Hearing Shi asking for money, a tiger couldn't help but snort coldly and said, "Although I am not as tall as you, when I lie down, the two of you are not as tall as mine." ”
As he spoke, his face couldn't help but show a hint of prideness: "Although Lao Tzu has had dwarfism since he was a child, the place where it should be powerful is still very powerful. ”
"Oh, do you have any magical exercises that you can't achieve?" Shi asked for money and couldn't help but become interested: "Our two brothers practice the "Tiangang Thirty-six Styles" handed down by the ancestor of Mihua, I don't know what kind of exercises Brother Tiger is practicing?"
"Hahaha......" A tiger laughed loudly: "Exercises? Lao Tzu doesn't need any exercises, Lao Tzu is born! Let me tell you, you acquired cultivators can not compare to Lao Tzu even if they are hundreds of years, Lao Tzu is born for women, I think that when Lao Tzu fought in the Qing Mansion against the Qing Lou 366 Oiran, plus three old bustards, I was still invincible, so I was named the only tiger among the people, and finally I named myself a tiger. Since my debut, I have relied on talent, and I have never practiced any exercises!"
"What? You don't have exercises, can't you?"
"Hahaha...... Why do you need exercises? I am the best exercise. ”
"Really?"
"Hmph, I've been a tiger for decades, and I never tell lies!"
“......”
Li Longxuan stood beside him, his brows furrowed tightly, and Shi Yaoqian looked at the other party and shook his head, hey, it seems that there is no exercise, what can be without exercise?
"Come on, cut him off, so as not to harm people in the future!" Li Longxuan said with a cold snort, then turned around and walked outside, several soldiers outside walked in, and then they heard a heart-rending scream.
At the same time, in the Shendu.
His Royal Highness the Crown Prince had already controlled the Shendu, and the King of Fierce went to the north with the defeated army, and after controlling the Shendu, the Prince began to carry out a bloodbath in the Shendu.
Countless men kicked open the gates of some of the ministers, and then rushed forward quickly, and an even greater massacre was taking place.