Chapter 31: Mount - Shrek
The big monster donkey secretly regretted in his heart, he knew that there was danger outside, so he didn't open the hole and went out, he thought that the pig clan was ready to sacrifice the female pig to himself again, where did he think that a group of terrifying people came.
Yes, it didn't know what the things were in the hands of those people, but it could sense danger from them, so the best case scenario was to escape back to its nest first.
I have been able to live for so many years because I have a strong sixth sense!
However, since he was taken by Li Shaolong, could he still escape?
"Bang Bang Bang ......"
A series of gunshots were heard, and then a few bullets hit the stone wall in front of the big monster donkey, sending out countless sparks. The big wild ass was startled by this sudden noise, and its four legs shook, and as a result, it urinated!
This strange donkey, who claims to be the god of the pig clan, was scared to pee!
Nima, what's the situation, their secret weapons are able to break the stone wall? It seems that the sound of scales on his body is a little harder than this stone wall, right? If these strange things hit him, wouldn't he be going to die?
The big monster donkey is a donkey, but it's not a stupid donkey, otherwise he wouldn't have fooled the pigs into worshipping him as a god.
The big monster donkey knew that the big thing was not good, so he quickly turned around and looked at Li Longxuan and the others with a rippling face.
"Fatty, do you think this donkey can understand human speech?" Li Longxuan smiled slightly and asked, "You said that I want to use him as a mount, is that majestic?"
Although he is a donkey, this guy is definitely stronger than the average horse, and more importantly, this guy is covered in scales.
This is a different species, maybe there is some blood of the gods.
I originally wanted to make a dragon as a mount, but after thinking about it, forget it, not to mention the strong strength of the dragon clan, if I really let a dragon as a mount, the dragon clan will not be able to chase and kill itself all over the world.
"Hmph, I want this god to be your mount, you dream!" An old and majestic voice rang out: "I am a god, but a great god, you disturb my sleep, you will be punished by me!"
"Damn, this guy can actually speak? Could it really be a god?" Seeing that the big strange donkey actually spoke people, Li Longxuan couldn't help but be surprised.
Could it be that this guy is an orc? It's just that the beast is a little more serious?
"My lord, in my opinion, this guy should be a descendant of some ancient race. Shi Yaoqian was also a little surprised to find that the big monster donkey could speak human language, but there are countless races on the big 6, and there are not no magical beasts that can speak human language, and there are some powerful beasts that can also speak human language, such as the dragon clan, the phoenix clan and the powerful races such as Xuanwu, all of which are the bodies of foreign beasts and speak human language.
The more noble the bloodline of the beast race, the easier it is to speak human language, especially races such as dragons, which can also turn into human form.
"Interesting, really funny, I'm going to make this donkey. Li Longxuan smiled slightly, took a step forward, and asked, "Big wild donkey, now I will give you two choices, either follow me or follow me obediently!"
"Boy, I'm a great god, and the gods won't yield to you mortals, you'd better leave now, or don't blame me for being angry!" the old voice of the big wild donkey sounded again.
"Huli, come over here. A smile appeared at the corner of Li Longxuan's mouth, this guy still wants to scare me? Your weak legs are all seen by Lao Tzu, if you are scared, how can Lao Tzu rule the world!
After Hu Li got Li Longxuan's instructions, he walked outside quickly, quickly pulled several corpses over, and then threw them not far from the donkey, then took out a grenade from his waist, pulled the line, and then threw it on the corpse.
There was a hissing sound, followed by a boom, and the corpses were dismembered in the explosion, and several of their thighs were smashed right at the strange donkey.
The loud noise shook the whole cave and scared the strange donkey.
Tough, that iron lump is too strong, right? Not only strong, but also a little tough, the heart of the big monster donkey is trembling, if this thing falls on his body, he will definitely die.
"See?" The corners of Li Longxuan's mouth showed a hint of pride: "Do you want to follow me or do you want to become a corpse?" Although you are covered with scales all over your body, I believe that your meat must be very delicious. ”
"Well, as the so-called dragon meat in the sky and donkey meat in the ground, I can't eat dragon meat, this donkey meat, maybe I can eat it today. Li Longxuan said with a smile, looking at Li Longxuan's smile, the strange donkey only felt that his body seemed to be trapped in an ice cave, cold, cold.
His legs trembled, and his eyes were full of fear.
Creatures that can speak are all intelligent creatures, not to mention a strange donkey who doesn't know how long he has lived, and he quickly made a decision.
"Boss, you will be the boss of my Shrek in the future, please boss, your little brother my knee. With that, Shrek, the strange donkey, knelt on the ground.
"What did you say?"
"In the future, you will be the boss of my Shrek, please take my knees under the boss!" Shrek's smile was like a chrysanthemum.
Li Shaolong patted Shi Qianqian on the shoulder and said, "Fat man, after a night's fight, it turned out that his own family beat his own family, it turned out that this is your brother's territory, why didn't you tell me earlier?"
"Lord, what do you mean by this?" asked Shi Yaoqian a little incomprehensibly.
"Oh, Shrek, isn't it your brother? Li Longxuan said lightly: "Shrek, you will be my mount in the future, rest assured, my mount status is definitely not low!"
"Is there a mare or something?"
"Yes, big yes!"
"What about women?" Shrek's face was shy, and his voice changed to that of a young man, but there was still a little bit of obscenity: "Boss, I prefer to be slippery." ”
Li Longxuan didn't pay attention to the donkey, although the donkey was an accident, but he didn't care too much, what he cared about was the gold, silver and jewelry stacked under the pillar.
That's money, that's money!
"Brother, you're also? It's so fateful for us, otherwise we will just become same-sex brothers, right? Shrek came to Shi Qian's side, and the swarthy donkey's hooves patted Shi Qian's shoulder and said.