"Boy, this has come far enough, what the hell is the matter with you?"

Niu Kaishan's face was a little unkind, this kid surnamed Yi pretended to be a ghost, and he really didn't know what kind of medicine was sold in the gourd?

"Vice Admiral Niu is also forced to do so. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ”

Yi Tian's expression was a little embarrassed, and he said in a low voice: "The words below are somewhat indecent, if you don't go far and are overheard by the Eastern City Lord, then you will be a beautiful woman." ”

"City lord eavesdropping, you don't fucking fart, hurry up and say your words. ”

Niu Kaishan's face was full of impatience, but he was a little curious in his heart, but he wanted to hear what he had to say?

"Vice General Niu, this matter is very simple, I just want you to accompany me to Xiaojie. ”

Yi Tian's words, his voice was a little incomprehensible, but when he heard Niu Kaishan's ears, it was as if a firecracker was released, which made him immediately burst into flames.

"Boy, ...... you"

Niu Kaishan's face was extremely ugly, but he was about to be stunned, but he was preemptively spoken by Yi Tian.

"Vice Admiral Niu, don't be impatient, I promise you won't be disappointed. ”

Speaking of this, his voice paused, and his face was full of sincerity: "Don't worry, if you accompany me on a trip, you will definitely be surprised." ”

"Surprise?"

Although Niu Kaishan was not angry, the cold hairs on his body stood sharply, and he hurriedly took a step back, but his face was full of guard.

Obviously, he seemed to think of something, and even his eyes became strange.

"Vice Adjutant Niu, what do you want?"

Yi Tian couldn't help but be speechless, shook his head and said, "Even if I had that hobby, I wouldn't look for you like this." ”

"Well, I'll believe you for once. ”

Niu Kaishan took a long breath, seemed to be relaxed, and said coldly: "If you entertain Lao Tzu, you must definitely look good." ”

"Vice Admiral Niu, I promise it's a good show, you just have to wait and see what happens. ”

Yi Tian's tone of voice seemed to be unfathomable, but before his words fell, he swaggered in front.

That kind of pretended appearance made Niu Kaishan, who was following behind, just want to be full of old fists, but I have to say that he is indeed interested.

Why not go up and take a look? They're all men anyway, and even if his bird is unusual, it's not a big deal.

When walking on the road, Yi Tian seemed to think of something, but suddenly raised a question, a question that was not a digression.

"Vice General Niu, in those corpses just now, was there a foreign envoy of Dragon and Tiger City?"

Hearing him speak seriously, Niu Kaishan's face was also pale, frowning and thinking hard, but he quickly answered.

"The foreign envoy of Dragon and Tiger City, I heard that his name is Ma Zhongyi, is an old man with goosebumps, as if there is no such person in those corpses. ”

"Oh!"

Yi Tian just came out of his body, and seemed to be unconcerned: "Loyalty and righteousness, it is indeed a good name, it should be a loyal minister." ”

"Damn, it's called Zhongyi, and he's a loyal minister?"

Niu Kaishan seemed to be different, and said with a sneer: "If this is the case, Lao Tzu can still split the mountain?"

"Okay, here it is!"

Yi Tian suddenly stopped, and said with a smile on his face: "It's so far away now, even if the Eastern City Lord wants to peek, it is estimated that he will not be able to see it." ”

"Phew!"

Niu Kaishan suddenly had an angry face, and shouted with a thick neck: "Don't fuck nonsense, how can the city lord peek?"

"Okay, don't talk about it. ”

Yi Tian smiled slightly, and began to reach out to untie his belt, and said with a strange face: "Accompanied by Deputy General Niu, I am very relieved, it was also such a night back then, when I was urinating, I was once attacked by a killer, and there is still a psychological shadow." ”

Speaking of this, his voice suddenly paused, and he suddenly asked, "But, guess what the result is?"

"How?"

Niu Kaishan's brows couldn't help frowning, once he was bitten by a snake, he was afraid of the well rope for ten years, this kid estimated that it was also like this, it seems that he was beaten very badly by a sneak attack back then.

It's no wonder that even when he is relieved, he has to come to escort himself, which is understandable, but where is the so-called surprise?

"Vice General Niu, the so-called people have three urgencies, and urgency to urinate is also one of them, and it is really a great pleasure to be interrupted when the urine is happy, so ......"

When he said this, Yi Tian was full of smiles, and laughed: "I just soaked in urine, hit the killer on the ground, and poured him all over his body, of course, the end is needless to say." ”

"Damn, don't brag!"

Vice Admiral Niu couldn't help but blow his beard and glare, he just felt that this kid was too good at, and he knocked the killer to the ground with a soak of urine, why don't you go to heaven?

"Okay, I'm going to start, old cow hurry up and stand away, be careful of accidentally hurting you. ”

At this time, in Yi Tian's mouth, Deputy Niu suddenly rose to the old cow, although he said it very cordial and enthusiastic, but Niu Kaishan listened to it, but it was not a taste.

"Stand farther away, what do you think it is? Is it a ballista?"

Niu Kaishan didn't want to say any more, he was afraid that he would go crazy sooner or later, and this kid's mouth was too good at nonsense.

At this time, Yi Tian had already unbuttoned his trouser belt, took out the somewhat cute bird, and began to let go of the water.

"Damn, it's quite far away. ”

Niu Kaishan seemed to be a little surprised, there was a white line in the darkness, swept a long arc, and it was far away before it completely fell to the ground.

"That's it, it's called peeing in the wind, I don't believe I can pee farther. ”

As soon as the words fell, Yi Tian suddenly stepped forward, and the white line in front of him surged out like a sharp arrow, and immediately flew down a few zhang away.

At this moment, a scene that Niu Kaishan had never dreamed of suddenly happened in front of his eyes, and he immediately opened his mouth wide in surprise and couldn't close it.

"Oops!"

The white line did not wait for it to hit the ground, and a human exclamation was heard in the darkness, and a figure actually rolled out from inside, as if it had been washed to the ground by urine, like a gourd rolling on the ground.

"Oh no, there are assassins!"

Yi Tian let out a frightened scream, and with a shake of his hand, he withdrew the bird under his crotch, but he couldn't pee anymore.

However, the figure also seemed to be frightened, and immediately flew away, like a startled snake in the grass, as if it only wanted to flee immediately.

At this time, the cow Kaishan was completely stunned, and there was no reaction at all, but the figure was extremely fast, just between the rise and fall of the rabbit and the crane, it was already a few feet away, and it was too late to chase it.

"Who are you, Lao Tzu standing here, do you have a kind of coming back?"

However, what is unbelievable is that when Yi Tian stared at the back of the man and said this clueless sentence, the figure really turned around and rushed forward desperately towards Yi Tian, as if he had met an enemy who killed his father, and vowed to die with him here.

"Bang!"

Yi Tian seemed to be frightened stupidly, standing there like a stake, and was immediately knocked out, making him scream like a pig.

"Old Niu, I'm going to die!"