Jingjing, Tingting, Wenwen, Bingbing!

These four names sound like four beautiful women, but what makes people eye-catching is actually the four dogs raised by the yellow-haired young man?

This time, he didn't almost choke Yi Tian, he had to pick up the wine cup, and hurriedly drank a sip of spiritual wine to suppress the shock, this name is also admirable, just like a joke heard before. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo

What's the joke?

I want to be quiet, I want to stop, I want to smell, I want to be bingbing, it's the joke that makes people beat.

"These four dogs, all female dogs?"

Soon, Yi Tian asked curiously, because they are all women's nicknames, it is impossible to give a male dog such a nickname.

"Boy, count yourself as eyesight!"

The yellow-haired young man's face was full of pride, and he sneered and said: "Dogs, but you have to be more loyal than people, Lao Tzu wants to go out to bully people, and he never needs dog legs." ”

As he spoke, the innkeeper just served the food, it was a plate of steaming pig's trotters, which was cooked from the pig's trotters of a black hyena, and at this time they were all burned with a burnt skin, and the rich aroma was coming to the face, which looked quite attractive.

Even Yi Tian moved his index finger a little, and hurriedly grabbed the chopsticks and prepared to taste them, but before he dropped the chopsticks, the plate was empty, and the four pig's trotters were all snatched up.

"That's not good!"

Yi Tian put down his chopsticks and looked left and right, but found that the four big dogs around him were actually chewing according to the case, each dog was gnawing on pig's trotters in their mouths, and they were feasting happily, and they looked like people.

"This is the dish I ordered, and it was eaten by your dog?"

Yi Tian stretched out his hand and pointed to the empty plate, looked at the yellow-haired young man with a displeased face, and his tone was a little questioning.

"How?"

The yellow-haired young man sat down with a golden knife on his face, and said with an arrogant face: "You should be glad that if you moved quickly just now, you might bite off your fingers." ”

"Snatching food in someone else's bowl, your dog is very uneducated?"

Yi Tian calmed down, because he was going to teach people a lesson, and the other party would soon be unlucky, so there was really no need to be angry.

"In normal times, how many dogs of yours grab food in your bowl?"

This is a question that Yi Tian is very curious about, because he has heard that people who like to have dogs will treat dogs as brothers and sisters, and even eat in a bowl.

"So what?"

The yellow-haired young man's face was full of disdain, and he sneered and said: "It's okay to tell you, these four dogs are Lao Tzu's maids, not to mention eating together, even sleeping together?"

"Sleeping together?"

Yi Tian's face became a little strange, and he said in astonishment: "You are too much, you don't even let go of the dog." ”

"Fuck, Lao Tzu sleeps in separate beds, what do you want?"

The yellow-haired young man couldn't help but be stunned, but he quickly reacted, and stood up with a slap on the table, but his face was full of iron blue color, just like the paint had just been painted, obviously angry.

The movement soon spread, and the hall fell silent for a moment, and everyone looked at it.

"Look, that's Jeruzy, it looks like he's bullying again. ”

"That's right, it seems that that kid is going to be unlucky, and he actually provoked this master?"

"Shhh ”

“......”

Soon, almost everyone present looked at Yi Tian with sympathy, this kid was a little ignorant, and he actually provoked Yeluqi's head, I am afraid that he will be unlucky soon.

Of course, sympathy is sympathy, but no one cares about this matter, anyway, it has nothing to do with half a yuan stone with him, so he can only watch the lively mentality.

"Your name is Jeruzy?"

At this time, Yi Tian's face was full of flawless expressions, and of course the voices that came from all around him did not escape his ears.

"Yes, are you kid scared?"

Yeluqi laughed loudly, but he seemed to be extremely proud, often as long as he reported his name, no one was not scared.

It is said that the strong dragon does not suppress the head snake, he is the head snake of Huangshi Town, not only is his own cultivation not weak, but he also has a few spirit dogs at home that are not weak, and as long as he sees something that is not easy to provoke, he will definitely not find the door, but as long as the person who is targeted by him is not bitter.

However, Yi Tian didn't pay attention to it at all, his expression became a little serious, and he asked another question.

"Yeluqi, have you ever eaten dog meat?"

At first hearing this, Na Yeluqi was immediately furious, and both eyes were about to burst into flames, and he was the best dog in his life, eating and living together since childhood, and even treating them as his kind, thinking that dogs' lives were more noble than people.

If he put human flesh and dog meat in front of him, he would definitely immediately pick up the human flesh and feast it without thinking.

"I haven't eaten it, so I'll treat you to it!"

It's hard to anger a person, but it's a simple thing to anger a dog.

Yi Tian stretched out his hand and snapped his fingers, called Xiao Er over to run the hall, and said, "Xiao Er, add vegetables to me again." ”

"Guest, what do you order?"

The shopkeeper's face was a little pale, and as he spoke, he found that his teeth were chattering.

Next to it, it was Yeluqi, who was a frequent visitor to the Yellowstone Inn, and could be said to be an ancestor-like figure.

Speaking of which, the dogs that this master often went into the mountains to hunt and used to train his raisers are not very clear in other places, but at least in Huangshi Town, where the palm is big, there is no one who does not know his name.

"Little Er, come to a pot of dog's head pot, I want to invite Young Master Yelu to taste it. ”

When Yi Tian said this, he scared the shopkeeper to death, where is this to order what kind of dishes, respectively, to find trouble with Young Master Yelu.

Everyone knows that Young Master Yelu is the best dog, even when he usually sees stray dogs on the side of the road, he has to take the initiative to come forward to say hello, and even take out meat buns to feed the dogs.

Huangshi Inn, don't say that it sells dog meat, and even wolf meat doesn't dare to sell it, for fear of being angered by Young Master Yelu.

But this kid in front of him didn't know the height of the sky, and he said wildly that he wanted to eat a dog's head, he was simply impatient.

At this time, not to mention the shopkeeper, even the people in the hall who were watching the excitement shook their heads and sighed, and they cast their eyes on Yi Tian, as if they were looking at a dead person.

"Boy, you're looking for death!"

Yeluqi said this sentence sharply, but his face was full of murderous intent that could not be concealed, and he seemed to be really angry.

"Woooooooooooo

The four vicious dogs felt the anger of their masters, lowered their heads and gritted their teeth and whined, and the eight dog eyes that looked at Yi Tian angrily flashed with bloodthirsty red light.

"If you want to make a dog's head pot, you must first have a dog's head, don't you have any ingredients in the Yellowstone Inn?"

Yi Tian's face was full of spring breeze, as if he was asking a simple question, but while he was speaking, his right hand flashed like lightning, only to see a white light disappearing, so fast that it was difficult for the naked eye to see.

Poof!

Four consecutive sounds were heard, and the heads of the four dogs suddenly moved, and before they could even scream, the four heads of the dogs rolled down on the long table, and soon they were put together.

"Take these four dog heads, cook them and stew them, and make them into a dog head pot and serve them up. ”