Chapter Fifty-Eight: Firecrackers Blow Up the Anus

Chen ...... Old...... Chen Xiaobai!!Why are you here?Aren't you in the barracks?" Fang Jie was stunned for a while, and suddenly exclaimed. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

Regarding Chen Xiaobai's appearance, even if he is blind, he can touch it with his hands.

One of the biggest reasons is that he was defeated that day with Chen Xiaobai, and his father came home and cleaned him up.

And for the first time, my father actually accepted this mud leg as a righteous son! The most important thing is that this mud leg still doesn't agree! This makes Fang Jie not familiar with Chen Xiaobai's appearance.

This Fang Jie is the son of the Left Prime Minister of the Holy Dragon Empire!

Chen Xiaobai's eyes narrowed, and with a flick of his fingers, a peanut-sized aura hit Fang Jie's forehead.

"Oops!"

This time, Fang Jie actually fell off the high-headed horse, and his forehead was swollen with a big red bag.

"What are you doing?"

The other people didn't know what was going on, but Chen Xiaobai beat their brother, and they couldn't watch it.

Suddenly, the other three took out their weapons one after another and flew towards Chen Xiaobai.

"Bang Bang!"

"Bang bang!

"Bang Bang!"

Call it a day!

Originally, there was only one Fang Jie lying on the ground, but now there were two more men and one woman.

The male has a blue nose and swollen face, just like a pig's head.

The only girl is with tears in her eyes, covering her little buttocks that her father won't touch. It is estimated that there are already a few more anthurium prints there.

Seeing this, Yu Yue hurriedly protected her little buttocks, for fear that Chen Xiaobai would also give him a few blows.

It seems that you must not make the big bad guy angry in the future, otherwise if you are beaten up, how will you marry someone in the future?

"Who the hell are you?" asked the young man surnamed Long with a sigh of relief. looked at Chen Xiaobai's small fist, and secretly swallowed his saliva, for fear of being beaten by him again.

is so young and powerful, and he shouldn't be famous in the capital. But he is the four evils of the capital...... One of the four masters, why can't you recognize who this guy is?

"Chen Xiaobai, what the hell do you want to do? You bastard, you even beat girls!" Fang Jie hurriedly got up, and when he saw the miserable condition of his companion, he said angrily.

"Yo, Xiao Fangjie, you guys are quite righteous! Don't talk about beating women, just because you almost hit me just now, believe it or not, I'll rip off her clothes now?" Chen Xiaobai said viciously.

"Uh......h Wow~"

They were all stunned by Chen Xiaobai's fierce face, especially the little sister Dongfang, who cried out even more. After all, she's just a fourteen-year-old girl!

"Huh?"

"it, big sister, don't cry!"

Chen Xiaobai panicked in his heart, he didn't see the little Lori crying and crying in his life, and he looked cute!

He wanted to step forward to comfort him, but who knew that the closer he got, the louder the little sister cried.

In the end, I thought that Chen Xiaobai had abandoned her from the beginning.

Nima, although Bai Ye likes little Lori, such a little Lori is not to his liking.

I didn't want to do this, after all, it's a pretty girl!

After a few minutes......

"Poofha...... Don't, don't scratch ......"

"Please, hahaha...... Don't, don't!"

"I'm dying!

Looking at the little sister who couldn't stop laughing, Chen Xiaobai was distressed!

In order not to make her cry, he ruthlessly took credit to the system again, and spent a hundred thunder points to buy this "smile and itch".

Just listen to the name, and anyone who is scratched by it will laugh more than once.

"Do you know it's wrong?" Chen Xiaobai said angrily.

It's this uncute little Lori, who owes him a hundred thunder points to the system.

The pit is more than the system, if it is not paid off within a month, let him try the taste of firecrackers to blow up the anus!

Firecrackers blow up anal ......

This seems to be even more terrifying than a hedgehog with a crotch plug!

"Know, hahaha! Got it......hahaha"

Chen Xiaobai threw the tickle back into the system backpack in distress, looked at the little sister who was about to cramp with laughter, and said, "Then tell me what you did wrong?"

The little sister who finally escaped from the clutches of the devil breathed a sigh of relief, but as soon as she heard Chen Xiaobai's question, she immediately became nervous.

Without thinking, she replied, "We shouldn't ride so fast in a crowded place, we shouldn't hit people, we shouldn't bump into a handsome man like you." ”

Oops~

This little guy has a very good eye!

Chen Xiaobai suddenly smiled, he was a little embarrassed to see through such a deep advantage at a glance.

"Then let me ask you, do you think I'm handsome, or those three stupid hats are handsome?" Those three stupid hats refer to Fang Jie and the three of them.

"Of course you're handsome!" the little sister nodded hurriedly, and then a lot of flattering words were thrown out, making Chen Xiaobai wonder if she had already prepared the draft.

"Well, that's very good! The little girl is very promising, and the old man is optimistic about you!" Chen Xiaobai said in an old-fashioned manner. However, the joy between the eyebrows was not hidden at all.

Yu Yue already regretted worshipping Chen Xiaobai as a teacher, looking at his current virtue, she kept slandering in her heart: It turns out that this big villain is so shameless, others say that he is handsome and really serious!

But if you look closely, it looks really ...... Quite feminine.

"A few of you, stand in a row for me!" Chen Xiaobai stood up and said.

Needless to say, the little sister of the East is tickled and tortured. Now Chen Xiaobai asked her to run to the men's toilet, and it is estimated that she will go.

And the other three, when they saw the tragic situation of the little sister, were even more frightened.

What the hell is this, it can make people laugh more than once, it's really terrible.

They still have a lot of years to squander, but they don't want to be the first batch of cultivators in the world of cultivation to die laughing.

In that way, it will be known to the whole world and will be famous in history.

"Say your name, start with you!" Chen Xiaobai said to the little sister.

"My name is Dongfang Ling'er!" the little sister hurriedly reported her name.

"Fang Jie!" Fang Jie didn't dare to touch Chen Xiaobai's brows. I thought that Chen Xiaobai was very good at writing, but I didn't expect that Wu was also something he couldn't catch up with. Now, what kind of revenge are you talking about? It would be nice not to be beaten into a pig's head.

"Longji Valley!" shouted the young man surnamed Long.

"Poof, what's your name?" Chen Xiaobai almost spewed out drool.

"My name is Long Ji Gu! That, do you have any orders from the eldest brother?" Long Ji Gu said with a smile.

"Nothing, your name, it's good!"

Longji Valley ...... It's also great to be able to have a name with the popular game.

"I, my name is Hua Xiaoshou. ”

!!!

"Your name is even more talented!" Chen Xiaobai touched his smooth chin.

This flower is so soft and weak, it can't really be a suffer, right?

This team is amazing.

A little sister, a son of Zuoxiang, a Longji Valley, and a little shou.

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PS: Dragonbase Valley is another name for Dragon's Nest. A very good game.