"Jiao, no help, the strength is not right, I am almost unstable, you pull me!"

In the raging tornado, there was a somewhat panicked exclamation. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

"Bi'an, you, don't say that Lao Tzu knows you, shame on you!" another disdainful voice said.

"Recently, the two worlds of yin and yang have not been peaceful, Lord Yama estimates that something big will happen, we must not make any mistakes, otherwise this month's fortune will be in vain!"

"Got it, verbose!"

Then I saw that the wind gradually stopped, and there were two people standing in front of the sandalwood table with incense, oh not two ghosts, wearing a couple's black and white robe, wearing the same big high hat on their heads, and their long red tongues were about to spit out to the ground, scared to pee, what a killing Matt.

My impression of them is that they are ugly, ugly and can't bear to look at them directly, and the two ghosts each hold a mourning stick full of iron thorns, and hold a red flag engraved with "Yin".

"Phew, I haven't seen you for so many years, these two rabbit cubs are still so stupid!" Senior sister complained coldly in my body, I wiped it, it's really the double evil of the underworld - black and white impermanence?

No wonder the yin qi is so strong, it is about to snow when it is cold!

When I was a child, I watched it in ghost movies, black and white impermanence is a handsome person who specializes in catching evil ghosts, black impermanence is more serious and hideous, while white impermanence is a strange temper, sometimes laughing and angry, chubby, white and chubby belly as if pregnant.

Now it seems that he has been deceived miserably, the high hat on Bai Wuchang's head reads "The world is peaceful", the hippie smiling face, and the black impermanence hat says "Fortune at first sight", although he looks fierce and vicious, but listening to their twitter, it is purely a tease.

They directly ignored me and the old man, stared at Wang Li, who was trembling, and threw out the soul lock face to be caught, ready to take it back to the underworld.

"Nima, black coal, white soft egg, you are the air of Lao Tzu, and you dare to arrest my people?

The uncle, who has been indifferent, finally couldn't sit still, and he sprayed coaxingly, and he didn't put the two yin handsome in his eyes at all, I was dumbfounded when I heard it, and it was just a bomb!

"Who? I have eaten the gall of a leopard, and I am talking to your grandfather like this!" Bai Wuchang's nose was almost crooked, and his yin and yang voice was babbling, and he picked up the mourning stick and was violent.

Tsk, changing your face is faster than changing the sky, this little temper really has strength, and you can be willful without good looks!

Hei Wuchang Fan Wusu was relatively calm, shook his head at Bai Wuchang, his already black face was even more difficult to see, and slowly approached us, and the frightened Bai Xueqi drilled into my body, Bai Huahua's thighs rubbed against my crotch, oh my god, this goblin.

As for the baked cakes, I don't want to complain, do you dare to make the brain hole a little bigger, I actually took a picture of the black and white impermanence with my mobile phone, and said that I would take the Meitu App to put myself up, and take it to pick up girls in the future to ensure that I will be able to hit 100 shots.

The old man smiled coldly, and without saying a word, he chanted a mantra and threw up the Qiankun jade pendant, and suddenly the light in the air was bright, flying back and forth in the air and the old man's hands.

"Eh, Qiankun Yupei, you, you, you are the old man of Tiangang?"

Hey, why are you so unlucky?

Bai Wuchang was even more exaggerated, just like stepping on dog shit, and the whole person exploded: "Fuck, Tiangang, haven't you died a long time ago?"

The old man was still not afraid at all, and mocked, "You scumbag, even if labor and management are dead, do you have the courage to arrest you?"

"You, huh!"

Bai Wuchang was forced to be speechless, and the expression on his face was quite exciting, but he really didn't dare to be hard, thinking of the earth-shattering battle in the depths of his memory, he was afraid to death until now, and he was deeply afraid of the old man.

I'm really impressed by the old man now, and he also has a name that sounds lofty, Tiangang Lao Dao, who should have been a well-known figure when he was young.

I don't know what kind of stimulation I was exposed to, could it be that my wife was abducted by someone else, and I was heartbroken, so I went to Beijing University to be a small dormitory manager, **** peeping girls to heal the scars in my heart?

"Boss Tiangang, we have two ways of yin and yang, the well water does not interfere with the river water, this Wang Li is a powerful ghost head, the king of Hades specially sent us to pick up the soul, you obstruct it in every possible way, how can we deal with it!"

"Get out, what's wrong with the ghost head, Lao Tzu just wants to keep her, and the king of heaven and Lao Tzu won't let anyone go when he comes!" The old man was unmoved, and the two hundred and fifty or eighty thousand that he dragged could not be described by a capital hanging.

This time, the black impermanence finally couldn't bear it, paralyzed, he had been in the underworld for so many years, who didn't nod to him, who dared to talk to him like this?

"Tiangang Lao Dao, since you are stubborn, don't blame me for being rude, I want to see if your skills have grown over the years!

"It's up to you, I'll hehe, I don't even recognize your own mother when I hit you!" The old man was also angry, the atmosphere at the scene was full of gunpowder, the two sides faced each other, and a battle of yin and yang was about to break out.

Wang Li realized her situation, the ghost tears flowed desperately without money, her eyes were filled with a thick reluctance, Bai Xueqi's sympathy flooded again, and she looked at me begging with her.

, this is to catch ducks on the shelves?

That's it, it's out, people die and birds are facing the sky, and they won't die for thousands of years, anyway, the senior sister and the old man are here, I'm afraid of a yarn!

So I also picked up the guy arrogantly, and stepped forward majestically: "Let the horse come over, two fat pigs will kill Matt, and today next year will be your death!"

"Arrogant boy, who are you? Believe it or not, I will trample you to death in minutes!" Hei Wuchang was about to have a heart attack, and another one pointed at his nose and scolded, can he still play happily.

The old man seemed to have heard a funny joke, and laughed exaggeratedly: "Trample on him, you have lived to be a dog at a young age, you dare to hurt a hair of him, and your handsome identity will not be saved!"

Smack!

The black and impermanent seven orifices are smoking, and the big tall hat on the top of the head has fallen off, revealing a bare ghost head, I'll go, I'm still a bald donkey, and I'm amused to death.

Hei Wuchang began to condense the yin qi in a hurry, as if there was a turbulent sound like ocean waves, and Bai Wuchang patted his round belly, thinking about the meaning of the old man's words, and looked at me with all his attention.

It makes my heart furious, drunk, is there still a ghost?

Just when Black Impermanence was about to leap into the tornado and attack me, Bai Impermanence flashed violently, pinched it, and then pointed at me with a shocked face and couldn't speak for a long time, and his big white face turned into a pig's liver color for the first time!

Then he grabbed the black impermanence, and muttered a bird language that only a ghost could understand.

"Born in the lunar year, the lunar month, and the yin and yang eyes, this, this...... Throughout the thousands of years of the Three Realms, only the first generation of Maoshan leaders is like this!"

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