Chapter 218: True and False Immortals
"Who is this man? Pen ~ fun ~ Pavilion www.biquge.info looked at the face. β
"Haven't seen it? This doesn't seem to be from our village. β
"No one in our Wangjia Village can wear such beautiful clothes, it seems that he is a foreigner. β
"Impossible, outsiders can come into our village? You must know that our village is an isolated existence, could it be that he climbed up from the vine?"
"I don't know, but I'll find out later?"
"Yes, yes, just ask. β
"By the way, what did this stranger tell us to do here?"
"I don't know, wait and see what he says, it looks like he wants to speak. β
"Maybe he can bring something good. β
"Alas, by the way, what's wrong with that fairy?"
"It's okay, the gods are very satisfied with our village, and said that they will build a road for us here in a few years, and it will be much more convenient to get out of the village when the time comes, isn't it?"
"yes, I don't know why the gods can't build it now? β
"The mind of this immortal is not something we can guess, let's take a good look at what this stranger on the stage is going to talk about. β
"Yes, yes, there are more and more people, and the whole village has arrived, and this stranger should also say it. β
The people of the village have arrived, and many people are talking about it below.
Lin Tian stood on the high platform, seeing that everyone was almost there, and hurriedly coughed twice, signaling the crowd to calm down, but there were a lot of people in this village, and so many people gathered together because they didn't know why, so many people were very dissatisfied and began to talk there about what's going on.
Lin Tian's cough was very small, how could it be possible to calm them down.
Lin Tian was also quite embarrassed standing on the stage, this scene was not easy to control, it was not as good as he imagined, and the next plan was not easy to implement.
As for his plan, it's very simple, aren't these people all villagers, presumably there should be no real immortals among them, so he can completely pretend to be a god and say what kind of god he is, and then it will be easy to fool these villagers into supporting Thursday as the emperor and rebelling in the village first.
That's right, that's it, first of all, it's a bluff, and then the emperor must have some remnants of his generals, if they hear the news, they will definitely come to respond, and then quickly gather a group of people to wait, and then they can fight with the current emperor, so that they can gain the right and make Thursday emperor again......
How beautiful this idea is, with the help of those people's superstitious thoughts, shape yourself into a real immortal, with the identity of an immortal, everything will be easy to do, and when the time comes, gather a large number of people to resist the current imperial court, presumably it can be overwhelming.
Thinking like this, Lin Tian not only laughed, this is really a good idea, let the people worship him as an immortal, he can do whatever he wants, even soldiers and horses.
Of course, he hasn't figured out the map of this world yet, but it doesn't matter, in short, let's fool the people in this village first, and then talk about it, and take your time with the rest, don't worry.
Of course, these villagers are so noisy, which makes it difficult for him to say anything, so he has to let people manage the order, and it took a long time to calm the noisy crowd, it really took a lot of effort, Lin Tian's legs were a little painful when he stood up, but as an immortal, this is inevitable, this is okay, this is pretending to be unfathomable, after all, immortals like to stand there motionless.
That's right, just like Lin Tian now, standing here waiting for them to be quiet, seeing that they were quiet, Lin Tian coughed twice, and the eyes of the crowd all fell on him, he was also very uncomfortable, and even a little uncomfortable.
But this kind of thing has to be overcome, no matter what, he will have to pretend to be a ghost in the future, how can he do it if he is not thick-skinned?
In this way, he settled down, swept his gaze over the crowd, and put his hand in front of his abdomen, a demeanor that needed to be pretended.
Lin Tian cleared his throat and said loudly: "The deity is one of the three Qings that the Jade Emperor sat down, the alchemy boy of Taishang Laojun sat on, the son of the friend of the fire unicorn, the son of the friend of the water qilin, the son of the classmate, the brother of the friend of the third prince, the boss of the boss, the friend of the friend of the Taishang Laojun, the friend of the classmate, the friend of the friend of the Monkey King!"
In short, the deity is an immortal, a real immortal, this time to the mortal world, mainly to see that the emperor of the dynasty is not pleasing to the eye, and wants to raise the world's sword soldiers to chase him to death.
At this time, someone must ask, why didn't the deity, as an immortal, kill him personally?
You must know that the heavenly court stipulates that the gods are above, they are the masters of all things, they can control anything and everything, and they can do whatever they want, what a glorious thing, but some gods do not measure their own strength and run to the mortal world to do whatever they want, which makes the Jade Emperor angry, so he set up a heavenly rule, all the gods, not to kill a person in the mortal world, unless this person is a great traitor, but the emperor is not like this.
The mask of its hypocrisy, even the Jade Emperor has been deceived, this is simply unreasonable, for this reason I need you to attack the current emperor.
Of course, before that, you must and have to admit that the deity is a god, a real immortal, and you must obey the deity unconditionally, otherwise the deity will be angry, and there will be no grass in this village within 30,000 years!
You have to know what that means, so, admit it, I'm a fairy......"
Lin Tian said impassionedly, but he didn't want to be booed below, obviously few people believed him, no one believed that he was an immortal, because no immortal appeared so high-profile and let others think that he was an immortal.
This person is obviously a charlatan, and many people are extremely disdainful of this.
"Boring!"
"Yes, if you are still an immortal, you still want to fight today's saints, it's just wishful thinking, complete daydreaming, I think this person is sick in the brain!"
"It makes sense, this person is sick in the brain, and he called us here, it's really boring, boring tricks. β
"Yes, if the real immortal comes out, he may become scum. β
"Yes, his pile of titles sounds really unpleasant, and I don't know if he is a believer, bragging about himself here. β
"Are there still fewer people who brag these years, not a lot at all, and a lot of them, you must know that the gods are elusive, how can they be so ostentatious like this person, you look at the gods in our village, they have never called us together and said that he is an immortal!"
"Yes, yes, this can be seen that this stage is a liar, and he really fools us for fools!"
Facing the doubts of the people below, Lin Tian's face was unwavering.
At this moment, Thursday covered his face and didn't want to see this damn Lin Tian, and the man who followed Thursday, that is, Uncle Zhou, sighed and said to himself: "It seems that this is a complete liar, this idea is really naΓ―ve and cute, and it is also stupid to die, why such a person can assist Your Majesty, it is really unfortunate, great misfortune!"
Lin Tian naturally couldn't hear Uncle Zhou's self-talk, all he could hear was that the crowd below was constantly questioning him, and he naturally had a way to deal with these doubts.
Just now, when these people were questioning, he went to study this crossing system, only to find that this system is so against the sky, there is a map of this world on it, although the place names on it are not known what font is marked, but it is probably still able to see clearly.
Of course, this is not the most important, the most powerful thing about this system is that it can carry out short-distance fast time and space travel in the same space, that is to say, in this world, he can use the time travel system to go anywhere he wants, how can this function not go against the sky?
Yes, he can go wherever he wants, and there is no time limit, which is really amazing, it is simply a good way to pretend to be a ghost.
Now, these people don't believe it so much, so he will perform a good kung fu for these people, and let them see what a real immortal is, although it is fake, but it looks flawless, and it is a real immortal.
Such a good idea, naturally his brain came up with it, these people are still questioning, let these people question enough, now he is standing in place, not saying anything, not doing anything, just a look Lao Tzu is a fairy, whether you believe it or not, I am a fairy.
He really deserves this immortal, he must be an immortal, although he is pretending to be a god, but it is also to make these people believe that there are immortals, so as to complete his great cause, of course, what is the most important thing?
It is this to complete the task, of course, by the way, to achieve fame, you must know that the current emperor is seeking power and usurping the throne, and according to them, the real emperor is Thursday, he does this can be regarded as doing the right thing for heaven, it can be regarded as removing the cancer in the world, and it can be regarded as making a contribution to the world.
Of course, the main thing is to get rich points, but no matter what, he is helping the current emperor.
Of course, it's not the one that is on top, but it's a very depressed Thursday now, which is the so-called Thursday of my grass people.
Yes, it's him, it's him, it's him, lovely emperor!
Lin Tiandu couldn't help but sing, of course, the premise was to make these people believe that he was an immortal.
Now is not the time to show their hands and feet, and now these people are still questioning, so let these people question it well, and when these people don't believe it at all, they will make a surprise attack and slap these people in the face, so that they can remember that he is a real immortal.
If he didn't know where this palace was, he would have gone through and killed the emperor by now.
Of course, this is of no use, because Thursday needs to be recognized by many, many people, so it is also necessary to fight, to make this emperor have prestige, otherwise no one will be convinced.
Of course, if you want to be an emperor, you have to have a god who keeps flickering behind your back, this person is him, and he just wants to be a little expert in this flickering.
These people are still talking about him.
"Really, this person still claims to be a fairy, and he doesn't know shame at all, it's really hateful, hateful, and pathetic!"
"Yes, this man is a brazen man, presumably a very wounded man. β
"Yes, as the saying goes, this poor man must have something to hate, this person is so hateful, how can there be no pity. β
"Yes, if he had some skills, it wouldn't be like this. β
"Now that it's been debunked, it's still so calm, it seems that there was no less deception in other places before. β
"Yes, you said that there is already a god in our village, as the so-called mountain does not allow two tigers, how can there be two gods here at a time, so this damn person must be fake, I heard that he was still knocked to the village by someone stunned, it is said that ah, it is from the sea, in short, it is not a fairy, you say, can a fairy be smashed? Definitely not, since this is the case, then it must be a lie. β
"Yes, it's a lie, it's absolutely a lie, there's no other possibility. β
"Liar, big liar!"
"Return to the immortals, I see that you are still dreaming of your spring and autumn season, hurry up and drink some tea and wake up, this is not a place for fake immortals. β
"For scammers, our village is very unwelcoming. β
"Yes, liars are not welcome in our village. β
"So please get out of here. β
"Get out of our village!"
"Get out, liar!"
"Fuck off, liar!"
The villagers began to be a little angry, and they began to become extremely disgusted with Lin Tian, at this time, a person slowly walked from a distance, although this person was wearing linen clothes, but it was the best quality among these people, this person was surrounded by many people, and even many people showed a look of envy in their eyes.
This person is the immortal of Wangjia Village, that is, Wang Datou who changed his appearance by chance, and Wang Datou at this moment is the immortal who is deeply believed in the village.
When he was at home, he heard from the people in the village that someone was pretending to be a god, and he didn't want his position to be taken away, so he came to see which bold person dared to rob him of the glorious and laborless job of the village god.
Yes, Wang Datou has regarded pretending to be a fairy as a job, and he is still very profitable, so he will never allow others to interfere.
So he came.
As soon as he came, the people of this village surrounded him, shouting from the gods and immortals, every time the gods took a step, some people consciously gave way, and no one dared to stop the pace of the gods, so he walked to Lin Tian so smoothly, of course, Lin Tian stood on the high platform, and this Wang Datou stood below.
These villagers quickly realized the problem and asked Lin Tian to come down.
"Fake immortals, hurry down!"
"You liar! If you don't come down, you'll look good. β
"You know? This is the real immortal, not some kind of immortal like you. β
"Yes, you're a complete liar, don't get off here. β
The villagers called out to Lin Tian.
Lin Tian didn't care, but stared at this so-called immortal, that is, Wang Datou, for a long time, this person didn't look like an immortal at all, but like an ordinary person, and the system should have no danger alarm for so long, that is, this person was not a threat at all.
Maybe this immortal is also eating and drinking, that is, fake, and now it's good, the two fake immortals have met together, but he is about to become a real immortal.