"Damn bastard, little white face, dare to kick the old lady. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 info Wait.,Wait for the old lady to become more powerful in the future.。 Someday, you'll be cramped and plucked out of your bones, made into a soup of meat, and swallowed in one bite. ”

"But when the time comes, will it be fried, boiled directly, or swallowed in one bite?"

"It's really not a good choice, if it doesn't work, when the time comes, I'll cut this bastard into three pieces, one for raw food, one for boiling, and one for frying. Let's see if that bastard will threaten the old lady and want to make the old lady into a snake. ”

Xiaojin, a golden sea python who was bullying others who didn't understand snake language and was dreaming, suddenly found a few humans in front of him and became very strange.

One by one, they opened their mouths and looked at themselves incredibly, especially the hateful little white face, with a gloomy face, and the pitch black was about to turn into a black cauldron, staring at themselves unkindly. This made her feel very bad, and she couldn't help but speak.

"This little white face can't read minds, but what's the matter with a few other stupid humans?"

Xiao Jin, who didn't notice the change in his language at all, felt Lin Feng's unkind gaze, and directly stopped hissing, and the whole delicate and small snake body was pitifully coiled in Wen Lan's palm, looking cute.

Seeing this, Lin Feng was directly angry, stared at the golden sea python Xiaojin, and said with an unkind face.

"Say what you just said, repeatedly, is it fried or boiled?"

When the golden sea python Xiaojin heard this, he felt bad, he was shocked in his heart, and secretly guessed, could it be the little white face in front of him, who understands snake language?

But a few other people, what's going on, why don't they have the right expressions?

"Xiao Jin, how can you say that about Your Highness?"

Wen Lan said to Xiao Jin with some complaints, her words directly made the golden sea python Xiao Jin stunned, what do you mean, the little girl in front of her, when did she also learn snake language.

"Okay, Your Highness, don't be angry, Xiao Jin didn't mean it. Whoever asked Xiaojin to help intentionally helped, His Royal Highness didn't thank him, and he still treated Xiaojin like this. Therefore, it is normal for Xiao Jin to complain two sentences. ”

Wen Lan walked to Lin Feng's side, hid Xiao Jin behind her with one hand, and directly held Lin Feng's arm with the other, constantly shaking and coquettishly. She also understands the temper and character of her Royal Highness, and knows that she is a relatively talkative person, so she has also changed from her original caution.

Although he had already thought about it in his heart, what method he would use to teach this stupid snake a good lesson, but guarding the others, Lin Feng couldn't show that it was not, so he directly showed great generosity, and then spoke.

"Hmph, forget it this time, you let that stupid snake explain it yourself, I'll go in first!"

After finishing speaking, Lin Feng snorted coldly, then ignored the others, and left the courtyard directly and returned to the room.

"However, that little white face is really so hateful, he even said that I am a stupid snake, he is stupid, ten heinous stupid human beings. ”

"I dare to arrest the old lady, and I want to make the old lady into snake soup, if it weren't for the old lady, I am smart and witty, I guess I would have been put in the pot a long time ago, I am really angry!"

"But this little girl wizard is still good, when the time comes, take her with you, and eat and drink spicy food together!"

Golden Sea Python Xiaojin, seeing Lin Feng leaving, stared at Lin Feng's back, and kept hissing and spoke.

Frightened, Wen Lan directly pressed the snake's mouth, and then carefully looked at the figure that paused, and complained to the golden sea python Xiaojin.

"Okay, Xiaojin, if His Highness hears it again, I won't be able to kill you. ”

Carefully struggling and not wanting to hurt Dao Wen Lan The golden sea python Xiaojin moved the head of the snake from between Wen Lan's two fingers, stared at Wen Lan, and asked a little strangely.

"Little girl, when did you learn the snake language, why didn't you find it before?"

"Snake language?"

Hearing the words of the Golden Sea Python Xiaojin, Wen Lan was a little confused.

"No, you're talking about the lingua franca of the wizarding world, it's the first time I've seen a beast that can speak, Xiao Jin is really smart!"

"The lingua franca of the wizarding world?"

Xiao Jin said that he was very puzzled, he felt the language he spoke, and he also found something different, and then his face changed greatly, and the golden snake body almost turned into white gold.

"Gollum"

"You mean, my snake language suddenly became the lingua franca of the wizarding world?"

Xiao Jin asked with some horror, looking at Wen Lan, who nodded, he was directly frightened and lay on Wen Lan's palm, and muttered weakly.

"It's miserable, it's miserable, no wonder that little white face just now asked me if I was boiled or fried. Do you want the old lady to choose a way to die?"

"Woo, the old lady is so pitiful!"

"I finally became a tenth-order fierce beast, and then came back to take revenge, but I didn't take revenge, and I was caught by that hateful little white face, and I finally escaped the fate of the snake soup, but now it is inevitable that it will be boiled and fried. ”

The golden sea python Xiaojin was lying in Wen Lan's palm, thinking of his tragic end, and couldn't help but cry Tao Tao.

"Okay Xiaojin, didn't Your Highness already forgive you just now, but you must not make Your Highness angry again in the future, otherwise I will really lose you!"

Looking at Xiao Jin, who was sad and crying, Wen Lan opened her mouth to comfort.

"Woo, little girl, you don't understand, the first time I saw that little white face, I knew that he was a sinister and cunning, stingy and vindictive person, and now I can't tell where to hide and peek secretly. Even if you just said that you would forgive me, you still don't know how to torture me in your heart?"

Lin Feng, who entered the room, had been paying attention to the courtyard, and when he heard the golden sea python crying, his face turned dark, and he didn't know whether he should be happy or angry, he didn't expect a stupid snake to know himself so well.

"No, no, when did my brother be insidious and cunning, stingy and grudgeful?"

"This is definitely slander, like this thing, at most a few small books, just as a memorial. ”

Not to mention what Lin Feng thought, under Wen Lan's constant comfort, Xiao Jin, who said that she was very scared, relied on Wen Lan's body and directly told that she and Naluo Trading House had a grievance dispute that lasted for about two thousand years.

The cause of the story is very simple, a certain stupid snake that is delicious and lazy and has nothing to do, when he is idle and bored, wandering around, is discovered by the passing Naraku, and is attacked.

As for the reason for the attack, I don't know, maybe it's because a certain wizard on the ship is short of experimental materials, maybe it's the guest who wants a cup of snake soup or something. Of course, this is all Lin Feng's speculation, who knows the specifics.

This caused a dispute war that lasted for 2,000 years, and on the whole this stupid snake was not hopelessly stupid, at least he knew that "the enemy advances and I retreat, and the enemy retreats and I fight, and if I can fight, I will fight, and if I can't fight, I will run." "The eighteen-character policy, the essence of deep guerrilla warfare, waged a protracted war with Naraku Firm.

It's just that later, he got away directly, and after achieving certain results, he was directly led into an ambush circle by the enemy, and finally was chased by a solar wizard for eight billion miles and escaped. It's like becoming a lost snake and hiding in the vast deep sea.

As the saying goes, if you don't die in a great disaster, you will have a blessing in the future.

This stupid snake turned out to be unlucky, not only did he swallow a spirit fruit and not be killed, but later he was like a fish in water in a fierce beast melee battle, and he even staged a scene of snatching food from the mouth of a tenth-order fierce beast in a thrilling way, grabbed the corpse of a dead tenth-order fierce beast, and after devouring it, slowly advanced to the tenth order.

Wealth does not return to the hometown, just like brocade clothes at night. If you are strong and do not take revenge, it is even more intolerable.

Therefore, this stupid snake spent more than 300 years in the vast sea, and finally returned to its original place, subdued many fierce beasts, and entrenched itself on the coastline of the Naraku trading house, intending to start a war and revenge plan.

However, her luck seems to be not ordinarily bad, but she didn't expect that there was not only a solar wizard on the Naraku, but also the existence of Lin Feng, so she died directly before she could get out of the school. No, it's not dead, it's just that it almost became a snake.

"Yes, yes, except for the bad luck, the others are the essence of our generation!"

After listening to the story of the stupid snake, Lin Feng sighed secretly in his heart.

Especially in that section, three hundred years to the west of the river and three hundred years to the east of the river, the strength of the sea python is not good. It is a model in the classics, not an ordinary inspirational and touching.

In addition, after being strong, he didn't walk at night, but immediately came back to seek revenge, which made Lin Feng want to shoot the case and praise it loudly, this is really too similar to him, no wonder he can see through the advantages of his love to remember small books.

"But even so, if you get the small book of this seat, don't think about coming down so early. ”

After feeling a lot of emotion, Lin Feng made a final evaluation of the stupid snake's life!