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Master He was stunned for a long time, his voice trembled slightly, and asked: "Young master, did the old minister hear it right? Yao Guangxiao, the old thief, wants to live with us, and eats with us at the same table every day?"

Fan Xiaojian sighed: "It should be what it means, but he eats fasting, and the amount of food may not be large." ”

"Bang!" A loud bang, Lord He slapped the table heavily: "I, I." Trembling with anger: "I'm running away from home!"

Sister-in-law Qin couldn't hold back a smile and pulled back: "Lord He, Lord He, calm your anger, this is your home, where are you going?"

Fan Xiaojian also advised: "Lord He, Lord He, you are so old, don't learn from the second young man when you are rejuvenated, and run away from home at every turn." ”

Lord He ignored Fan Xiaojian, and said angrily to Qin Wuwen: "This is not my home, this is the young master's, and the old thief belongs to the two of them." ”

Fan Xiaojian touched his nose.

Sister-in-law Qin: "Then, where are you going?"

Lord He: "I'll go find a temple and be a monk!"

Qin couldn't help laughing: "A monk came, but the head of the family went to be a monk, where can I reason with this?

He exclaimed angrily: "There are enough jokes, and I don't care about this one." ”

Fan Xiaojian stopped: "Lord He, don't go, you really want to go, I have to jump the Huangpu River." ”

Lord He: "Where is the Huangpu River?"

Fan Xiaojian: "In Shanghai." ”

Mr. He: "Why did you run so far? Isn't there one on the edge of Nanjing?"

Fan Xiaojian smiled and said: "If the road is far away, you can be calm and calm halfway, and besides, the water will not be too cold by the sea." ”

Master He: "I, I'm not going to be a monk anymore, I'm going to jump the Huangpu River!"

Qin Wuwen only stomped her feet anxiously: "You, you, none of them let me worry! Okay, well, since you all have to jump into the river, I ~~~~~~"

Fan Xiao saw Lord He and looked at her earnestly: "You also go to jump?"

Qin Sister-in-law: "Phew, I'm not stupid, I'll burn more paper for you, there will definitely be enough flowers on the road, don't worry, besides, leave the valuable things on your body." ”

Lord He immediately searched for his clothes.

Fan Xiaojian saw that Lord He was really playing, and hugged Lord He: "Lord He, I beg you, don't go." ”

Lord He was stunned for a moment, and also hugged Fan Xiaojian: "Young master." Two lines of old tears flowed down: "We don't share the sky with this old thief, and we can't stay under the same sky, but now you have to bring him to his home and stay under a roof, this, this, have you forgotten the blood feud of the first emperor?"

Fan Xiaojian pinched the arm of his left hand with his right hand from behind Master He, and tears flowed down his own eyes: "Lord He, I can't do it, Zhu Di, the traitor, said it in the court, if I don't agree, it won't be revealed." ”

"But. Lord He stabilized his mind: "Every day with this old thief, we will also show our stuff sooner or later, this old thief is cunning and cunning, and he will see it by accident." ”

Fan Xiaojian turned his head to look at Qin Sister-in-law: "Yes, Sister-in-law, what can I do?"

Qin sighed: "What else can I do, I can only see the moves, take one step at a time." You two let go first, let's discuss it. ”

The two let go of their hands, and Master He was still angry in his chest, and he got up and walked out again: "No, I still have to go out." ”

Fan Xiaojian hurriedly stopped: "Lord He, why did you go out again? Didn't you say that you wouldn't jump into the river?"

Lord He: "I'm going to buy rat poison!"

Fan Xiaojian hurriedly persuaded: "Rest the anger, stop the anger, we are martial arts novels, rat poison, this toxicity is too low, sister-in-law, except for the woman's heart, what is the most poisonous?"

Qin said with a smile: "Polonium, Madame Curie discovered that one gram can poison 100 billion people, do you want to buy it?"

Fan Xiaojian gasped: "It's a woman who found it again! It's just 100 billion, I like it." But that's not good, there's too few people, don't waste it. ”

Lord He: "In short, we can't let this old thief live here steadily! I have to find a way to get rid of him! Or let him go by himself!"

Fan Xiaojian: "How can you rush it? I can't beat him, if I scold him, I am afraid that we can't say anything about his origin in reciting scriptures, and it will be troublesome to be a monk if he persuades him to be hot-headed." ”

Sister-in-law Qin smiled and asked, "How does Master He want him to go by himself?"

Lord He: "Why don't you find someone to pretend to be a female ghost in the middle of the night to scare him?"

Fan Xiaojian touched his chin: "I'm afraid that the monk is the nemesis of female ghosts, maybe I can't ask for it." ”

Lord He frowned and thought about it, and suddenly had an idea: "There is!

Fan Xiao was overjoyed when he saw Qin's sister-in-law: "What kind of plan?"

Master He said, "Isn't this old thief a monk? We put meat foam in the dish every day, so that he can't put chopsticks." ”

Fan Xiaojian: "I'm afraid that he pretended not to know and ate it directly, I guess he often does this." ”

Lord He sighed: "Neither can the left nor the right, this kind of yin trick, the old minister can't think of it, young master, do you think about it? ”

Qin Wuwen smiled and said: "Yes, young master, you can give full play to your advantages and treat him as Liu Ziyao." ”

"This?" Fan Hou Ye touched his nose: "Is this young master's character so unbearable? Besides, the little junior sister Ziyao is much cuter than before, how can this old monk compare?"

Lord He did not relent: "Then we will humiliate and humiliate him, and hire people to shout that he is a rebel and a thief." ”

Fan Xiaojian: "I'm afraid I have to be killed by him." ”

Lord He: "Sister-in-law, do you want to find a way, how to make this old thief shameless?"

Qin Sister-in-law smiled and said, "I'm afraid this old thief has a strong psychological quality." ”

Lord He frowned and thought hard, and suddenly said: "Yes, the old thief wants to use the birthday banquet to correct his name, but the old minister can't let him get his wish, and he must be a big ugly man in front of the ministers." Doesn't the old thief claim to be an all-round talent in civil and military affairs? If he likes to regard himself as a man of culture, then give him a deputy couplet at the birthday banquet and scold him well. It is estimated that these elegant people in the DPRK and China must have sent couplets, and no one will be able to see them mixed in at that time. ”

Fan Xiaojian couldn't help but feel ashamed, and cocked his thumb: "Birthday banquet to send a couplet, this trick is too damaging!

Lord He's old face flushed: "The old minister is not such a person, but this old thief is not a normal person, everyone is not going down the ordinary path." ”

Sister-in-law Qin smiled and said, "This can really be had." ”

Lord He felt a little evil, smiled a little, and said, "Sister-in-law, it's time for you to think about this." ”

Seeing that Lord He refused to let Yao Guangxiao stop no matter what, Qin Sister-in-law smiled and said, "Okay, let me think about it." ”

Sit and think.

Lord He looked at her with longing in his eyes.

Yes.

Sister-in-law Qin smiled and said, "Yes, you wait." ”

After that, he turned back and went in, and when he came out again, he held a couplet, smiled and said to Lord He, "How about this?"

When Lord He saw it, he couldn't help but clap his hands and exclaim: "Hahahaha, yes, yes, yes, Miss Qin is really talented, this couplet will be posted in front of everyone's eyes when the time comes, see where this old thief's old face is placed? ”

Sister-in-law Qin smiled and said, "It's good that Lord He is satisfied, in a hurry, I haven't thought about it yet, let me think about it." ”

Fan Xiao smiled when he saw the sky: "Hahahaha, the scholars of this university are the best, leave it to me." ”

Master Qin's sister-in-law: "I'll leave it to you?"

Fan Xiaojian nodded proudly: "Not bad." ”

Then he turned back and went in, and when he came out again, he took the horizontal batch.

Lord Qin and Aunt He stepped forward to take a look.

also clapped their hands.

Qin Xiaojian patted Fan Xiaojian on the shoulder: "Talent!"

Fan Xiaojian corrected with a smile: "I'm ashamed, it's not a talent, it's a genius." ”

Qin Sister-in-law: "......"

But how did you appear at the birthday party?

This job is actually not very easy to do, and if you don't do it well, you will lose your head.

Although it is said that a birthday banquet is held in Yi Xianlou's own place, if it is found that Yi Xianlou is making a ghost, he must not be copied all over the house?

The three frowned in thought, and no one spoke.

At this moment, Zhang Dake walked in, carrying a piece of paper in his hand, and when he looked at the three of them, he was overjoyed: "It's all here, Miss Qin, can you look at what I painted?"

Qin Wuwen looked at it, only to see that it was a world map, but it was not her own handwriting, although there were some mistakes in it, and the proportions were also deformed, but it was not bad, so she knew that it was Zhang Dake's masterpiece, and said with a smile: "Congratulations, congratulations, it's okay, use this to go to sea, no problem, I'll tell you what's wrong." ”

Zhang Dake was overjoyed and said: "This is what I painted by myself, to be honest, but it took a lot of effort and I haven't slept all the time." ”

When the three of them looked at it, Zhang Dake's eyes were as red as if they had eaten a carrot.

Qin was about to praise him a few words, but Fan Xiaojian smiled on the side and said, "Brother Zhang, will you steal anything?"

Zhang Dake was stunned: "How does Master Hou know?"

Fan Xiaojian patted Zhang Dake on the shoulder and smiled mysteriously: "It's hard to guess, what can be done if you don't have all the skills of a robber?"

Zhang Dake felt a sense of acquaintance and blushed: "Actually, this is a second career, when I dug the first pot of gold and used it for the accumulation of original capital, but I have long since washed my hands, after all, we are about to become a listed company, don't discredit our peers." ”

Fan Xiao saw Qin's sister-in-law: "......"

Lord He was overjoyed: "I like thieves!"

Fan Xiao saw Qin and Zhang Dake: "......"

Fan Xiaojian: "Brother Zhang, I heard that being a thief is the same as being a spy. ”

Zhang Dake: "Yes, yes, they are all stealing people's things, everyone goes together, there are still presidents in our industry, does Master Hou know?"

Fan Xiaojian: "No, no, don't be busy climbing relatives first, I mean people in these two industries can't be too handsome." ”

Zhang Dake: "Shuai is also guilty?"

Fan Xiaojian: "It's not guilty, I'm too handsome before I started stealing, I was surrounded by a little girl and rubbed oil, I'm afraid that the things on my body will be difficult to protect, let alone stealing from others." ”

Zhang Dake touched his old face that was not very evenly blown by the sea breeze, and smiled contentedly: "I really violated the unspoken rules of this industry, and I will change it in the future! I heard that going to South Korea for plastic surgery can also make me ugly, why don't I go to South Korea for a trip?"