Section 204 One or two Chinese trivia
As soon as Li Zhaoying left, Zuo Jun sneaked over, the thief was greasy like a fox preparing to steal chickens, rubbing his hands worriedly, "What did Yingzi say to you?"
Zhang Dongming almost burst into laughter when he heard the title of 'Yingzi', shook his head and said, "Didn't say anything?"
Zuo Jun was even more worried, and his face turned red before he said: "My matter, only you, Tian Xixi, and Chen Lu know, you must not say it, I have a faint feeling now, and I believe that it will be recovered soon." Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info”
"How do you feel?" asked Zhang Dongming curiously.
Zuo Jun looked at the surroundings and pointed to the crotch with his finger and said: "The balls below have grown, and they should be able to do that soon, Yingzi asked for something a few times, but I just have a little feeling, and I can't really stand up yet, so you must keep it a secret." ”
Zhang Dongming nodded, those who have been given life can consume their life force to repair the wounds on their bodies, Zuo Jun should have repaired it a long time ago, and it is normal to feel it, but when he thinks of him and Li Zhaoying together, he still feels discordant in his heart.
"Congratulations, you can be the groom!" Zhang Dongming sincerely admired, Zuo Jun was able to find his other half, Zhang Dongming liked it from the bottom of his heart, not to mention that when the Huaxia clan was in the most critical situation, it was Li Zhaoying who extended a helping hand.
"You say... You said... You said I don't know much about that, will Yingzi laugh at me?" Zuo Jun asked worriedly.
For such a thing, Zhang Dongming used to like to fool those ignorant teenagers on the Internet, and immediately turned into a confidant brother, and began to give Zuo Jun a detailed explanation, the rise of the talk, Zhang Dongming also took a small wooden stick to draw on the ground, and explained in detail from the inside to the outside a variety of different structures, what kind of posture is suitable, the angle of entry, and so on.
Zuo Jun was even more confused, it turned out that the structure of the human body was so complex, and it was not the relationship between the screw mother and the screw that he thought.
Very worried, he said, "I don't know if the woman of the First Planet looks the same as the woman of the Earth?"
Zhang Dongming laughed, "This kind of thing, only the first person to eat crabs can know, and this important task will be handed over to you." ”
Zuo Jun's small eyes widened, "Why do you want to leave it to me, you are the most experienced, it should be you who go, don't you bring a big woman named Leng Zhu with you?" Why don't you go and have a look, come back and tell me about it!"
Zhang Dongming raised his head to the sky, "Brother is not that kind of person!" and despised Zuo Jun fiercely.
Zuo Jun walked away in a gloomy manner, and did not go back to the basement, but went to the house where the Huaxia clan cultivated, there were many men and few women in the Huaxia clan, and there was a man who looked very sorry for his parents, under the pressure of his body, he had lived with the hairy girl of the Lin Mu and the rhino clan for a period of time, and he should be the first person to eat crabs.
Zhang Dongming looked at Leng Zhu standing at the door of the house, looking at him from a distance, wanting to beckon, but hesitating.
This woman followed Zhang Dongming all the way from the Gulun Plateau, and after coming to the small basin of the rocky slope, because of the language barrier, she was dull by nature, and she had no sense of existence. It was Zuo Jun who mentioned him just now and remembered that he hadn't seen Leng Zhu for a while.
Seeing Leng Zhu coming out of the house, he took a few steps to greet him, and greeted Leng Zhu with a smile, "Don't cultivate, in fact, it's not bad to come out to bask in the sun!"
Leng Zhu lowered his head, hesitated for a moment and said, "Zhang... Sheet... Master Zhang, I have something to say!"
"Oh, then you can say it, I'm fine, then listen to what our little Lengzhu has to say to me. Zhang Dongming was not accustomed to cordial condolences, so much so that he had learned the bureaucratic habits of the original world, and there was a little bit of provocation in his words.
"Master, I... I... I've got a baby!"
There was a thunderbolt on a sunny day, Zhang Dongming's soul was shaken, and he glanced at Chen Lu's room in fright, and then whispered: "What baby? Are you pregnant?"
"No, no, yes......" Leng Zhu panicked and didn't know what to do, shaking his hands wildly, "...... Yes, it seems that I have a baby in my sea of knowledge!"
Zhang Dongming was a little relieved, it's not in the belly, I've heard of aliens, ectopic pregnancy, and I've never heard of Zhihai's pregnancy, it should have nothing to do with his own shot, and immediately resumed his ridiculous face, "You mean your Zhihai is pregnant?"
"No, it's just ......" Leng Zhu's face turned red, "It's strange, I don't know why a little baby suddenly appeared, at first it was very small, only the size of a finger's nail, and now it is about to grow to the size of half a finger." ”
For cultivation, Zhang Dongming is slightly stronger than the white paper, but it is also limited, and many basic exercises are half-understood, and he can come to this day, partly because of the four-dimensional attribute of the Heavenly God Attribute Board, and partly in the Yu Family Tempering Pavilion, The cultivation of the Divine Cultivation Technique of Chongyin Peak, the Divine Consciousness Space is with the help of the Divine Consciousness Fragment of the Huaxia Ancestor at the bottom of the lake in Yulong Village, and the cultivation into the Soul Infant is the fusion of the Twenty-fourth Heavenly Divine Shadow Clone, and the backlash bloodline has obtained the Pangu Breaking Heaven Chapter, and the most powerful reliance is the self-contained attribute of the small brand made by the Heavenly God Attribute Plate - 100-meter control.
There are very few times when you really work hard, most of them rely on external forces to improve their strength, Leng Zhu asked Zhang Dongming for advice, and undoubtedly asked Yu Blind.
Master Zhang didn't have the slightest self-consciousness, he walked into Leng Zhu's room with his head held high, and sat on a square stool, looking like you hurry up and ask me, and he had the posture of preaching and teaching.
Leng Zhu was a little cramped, and his speech was very organized, as if that incident had been stored in his heart for a long time, "Master, I... I... The slave and maid cultivated the seventeenth heavenly god's power of electricity, first smelted the power of lightning into themselves, and when it was condensed into the heart, they could control and release the lightning, but now the lightning that I have accumulated with great difficulty has been eaten by the little baby in the sea of knowledge, without the power of lightning, I will become an ordinary person......"
Zhang Dongming shook his hand and said: "To the point, you just say that you know the baby in the sea!"
Leng Zhu sweated, I was just talking about the point, I don't have the power of lightning to support, I will become an ordinary person, then it will have no effect, I look average, will Master Zhang give me away.
When I think of the sad place, tears roll down my eyes!
Zhang Dongming thought that Leng Zhu was sad because she was unmarried and pregnant, and her perception of her was a little better, and she was still a woman who knew etiquette, righteousness and shame, and she was better than the women of the Yu family.
Persuaded: "You don't have to be too sad, isn't it just that a baby was born in the sea of knowledge......?
Leng Zhu looked at Zhang Dongming with wide eyes in astonishment!