On a haystack on a low hill, three people lay side by side, a little fat man in the middle, a little girl on the left, and a little boy on the right. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

The little fat man was holding a dog's tail grass in his mouth, holding Erlang's legs, and he looked very enjoyable.

The little girl looked sideways at the little fat man, with a flattering expression, and a pair of immature little hands kept swaying the little fat man.

"Ergouzi, Ergouzi, Ergouge, Ergouge Brother is not good? Tell me quickly, that day you saw the county magistrate's daughter-in-law and Leng San next door enter the grove, and then, you won't tell me that you don't know, can you not peek at this good thing? I don't believe it, you say it quickly!"

"Hey, hey, what do you mean by that? Are you doubting my character?"

"Character, it's useless to talk less, if you don't say it again, I'll peek at me that day...... Uh, secretly doing such a dirty thing under my window has been made public!"

As soon as the words fell, Ergou involuntarily glanced in the direction of the little boy and found that the little boy was panting with red ears on his face.

The little fat man sighed helplessly and turned to the direction of Huya: "I said do you know how to be ashamed, you little girl is not yet an adult, what are you doing asking about this?"

"Cut, like you're an adult, you haven't grown all your hair......"

"I ........." Ergou was just about to explain, and suddenly remembered that he was indeed in front of Huya last time, and she looked at it inside and out, and gritted his teeth helplessly: "It doesn't matter if you are an adult or not, do you understand? ”

"You ......" Huya looked ashamed: "You rascal, if you don't tell, you won't tell, you just wait for your ugly things to be revealed to the world, hum!"

Huya said and stood up, patted the weeds on her body, and glared at the two people beside her: "Don't watch the sunrise with the two of you, a hooligan, a nerd, it's really boring, I'm leaving." With that, Huya turned around and jumped off the haystack and jumped away.

"Hey, what are you thinking, why don't you speak?" Seeing the tiger girl leaving, Ergou touched his companion with his elbow, and the little boy's face gradually returned to normal.

"Nothing. The little boy's voice was much calmer.

"Nothing, aren't you curious about the county magistrate's daughter-in-law?" the little fat man glared.

The little boy's newly recovered face showed signs of redness again: "Not interested." ”

"I'm X, I'm not interested, alas, such a fierce scene, it's really desirable!" Ergou looked like a nymphomaniac.

"That's what you think?"

"Of course, uh, I don't think about it very much, it's, it's just, I think about it two or three times a day............"

"Dog, we've known each other for almost a month, you've been idle all day long, except for eating, drinking, and having fun, just thinking about women, haven't you thought about the future?

Hearing this, Ergou immediately jumped up: "What? stay in Flyhead Town all my life? How is it possible? In this broken place, except for Huya and the county magistrate's daughter-in-law, who can still see it, how can there be other women who can be eye-catching, brother, my ambition is to soak in the beauties all over the world, hehe." ”

Turning his head to look at the excited Ergou, the little boy pondered for a while, and suddenly took out a yellowed book from his arms, gently stroked the folds on the writing with his hand, and said with emotion: "Any dream needs strength." Ergou, there is no strength, not to mention beauties, ugly girls may not be able to soak it!"

"Hmm...... It seems to make sense, but there is no way, I am idle all day long, I can't endure hardship, I can't stand sin, and it's not like you can still meet a good master to teach you to practice, alas!"

"The so-called master led me into the door, and the cultivation was in the individual, and the master only accepted me for half a year, leaving only this book for me to practice well. We can say that we are still on the same starting line, and if you are willing to practice with me, I can read this book with you. ”

"You have to do it, I don't practice, I'm so tired that I panic! You just practice, after you practice the magic skills, which beauty I fancy will be, you can help me grab it! Who let us two be brothers, don't forget, I'm the one who helped you watch the tiger take a bath!" Ergou frowned and said.

The little boy began to blush again.

"Hey, by the way, you haven't said what your dream is?" Ergou asked.

"My dream?" The little boy set his eyes on the east that was gradually shining: "I want to be the first person in the world of martial arts!"

"Good dream, I wish you success!" Ergou gave a thumbs up to the little boy: "But you have to hurry up and realize it, I'm still waiting for you to help me pick up girls." ”

Ergou suddenly hugged the little boy and said affectionately: "Let's talk about it, when you are successful, you conquer the world, I conquer the women of the world, how about it?"

The little boy was speechless for a while, and Ergou continued: "Oh, by the way, can't you really tell me your name? What's there to keep a broken name secret, you won't let me call you a fool all the time, right?"

The little boy was silent for a while, and said to himself inexplicably: "If you are really a nerd, it is actually a good thing!"

The little boy suddenly looked up at Ergou and said with a slight hesitation: "Actually, a few days ago, I begged the master to help you look at your body while you were asleep. ”

"Hmm, what's the situation, take a look at my body?" Ergou Yifu's shocked expression: "Your master, male and female, all day long, the dragon has been seeing the head and tail, and I haven't seen anyone else for almost a month." ”

The little boy ignored Ergou's expression, and said to himself: "The master said that he can't understand your physique, like a physique that has been recorded in the history books in legends, it is very rare, and it is very troublesome to practice, but you can also practice." ”

"The legendary physique?Is it the immortal body?I am the reincarnation of the immortal?" Ergou had a dirty expression.

Looking at the appearance of Ergou, the little boy said helplessly: "Maybe it's wrong!"

"How is it possible, I must be right, I can't be wrong, I'll just say, I want my second dog to be handsome and chic, suave, no wonder so many women in Flyhead Town throw flattering eyes at me, it turns out that I am a fairy body, hahahaha!"

"So you want to practice with me?"

"Uh, does the immortal body still need to be cultivated? It must be a matter of course, no need to practice, hahaha!"

Looking at Ergou's excited expression, the little boy couldn't bear to interrupt him, and was afraid that he would fall deeper and deeper, so he couldn't help but remind: "It's not a fairy body, the master said it might be a Jiuyang body!"