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David Zhu said: "Yes, what about our family, if we don't hand it over, where will you find it?"

The jailer said, "That's true, but how do you know it's true?"

David Zhu said: "It is to tell you how to identify the authenticity of this heirloom jade seal." ”

The jailer said, "Listen to me." ”

David Zhu said: "Back then, Wang Mang usurped the throne and forced the Empress Dowager Wang Zhengjun to hand over the jade seal of the country, Wang Mang said: 'Aunt. ’”

The jailer interrupted Zhu Dawei's words: "Then why does Wang Mang call Wang Zhengjun's aunt? Could it be that they are the legendary Yang Guo and Xiaolongnu?"

David Zhu interrupted him and said, "What are you thinking, that Wang Zhengjun is Wang Mang's aunt, so he has the conditions to rob his cousin of the world." ”

The jailer said, "Oh, you go on. ”

Zhu Dawei said: "Then Wang Mang said, 'Auntie, what about the chapter of our family?' Wang Zhengjun said: 'What chapter?' Wang Mang said: 'It is the jade seal of the country.'" Wang Zhengjun said, "What do you want the jade seal for?" Wang Mang said: "I was about to tell my aunt a great news, now this world is our old Wang family, you give me the jade seal of the country, and I will take good care of it." Wang Zhengjun said: "You potato bastard, I asked you to assist the Han Dynasty, but you fought the idea of the Han Dynasty." If you want to pass on the jade seal of the country, I won't give it to you even if it is broken. ’”

The jailer said, "Is it broken?"

David Zhu said: "How can it be broken if it is gold, but Wang Mang was worried that his aunt would deceive him, so he bit it hard with his teeth to see if it was true, so Wang Mang's tooth marks were left on it." ”

The jailer asked, "Then how do you know that it is the tooth marks of this Wang Mang?"

David Zhu said: "As we all know, this Wang Mang has a front tooth that is missing half of it, so the tooth mark on it is shallow. ”

The jailer said, "I also heard that this Wang Mang is missing half a tooth, but I don't know how?"

David Zhu said: "This Wang Mang's superficial kung fu is very good, he likes to accept people's gold the most, but he never admits it, when everyone gives him gold, they all say, 'Don't want it.'" But when they received it, they were not sure whether the gold was real, so they bit it with their teeth, and over time half of their front teeth were broken. ”

The jailer said, "Oh, that's what happened. ”

David Zhu said: "Yes, so as long as you see the incomplete tooth marks on it, it must be the real jade seal." ”

The jailer said, "Oh, so that's the case, so what's the second one?"

David Zhu said: "This second piece is Sima Yi's donkey hooves. ”

The jailer said, "Isn't this Sima Yi riding a horse?

David Zhu said: "Where did you see that Sima Yi was riding a horse? Who said that Sima Yi was stabbed in the palm of the crotch or shot in the horse's paw of the crotch?"

The jailer said, "I don't see that." Then he thought it was wrong, and said, "Then where do you say that you are riding a donkey?"

David Zhu said, "Hey, so I said." ”

The jailer said, "So what?"

David Zhu said: "So there is no suspicion of guilt, I have no evidence, and you have no evidence, so you can't say that what I said is wrong." ”

The jailer said: "Ah~~ It makes sense, this prison has a strong sense of law, okay, then you continue." ”

David Zhu said: "The three kingdoms competed for the deer, but in the end, the three families returned to the Jin, and the first credit for the establishment of the Jin Dynasty should be Sima Yi, right?"

The jailer nodded yes, and David Zhu said, "Then do you know what strategy Sima Yi used to accomplish this big thing?"

The jailer said, "Yes, what is his strategy?"

David Zhu said: "Drag." ”

The jailer laughed, "Undress, what's so nice about his old bones?"

David Zhu said: "Of course not, this Sima Yi used a delaying strategy and dragged Zhuge Liang to death." ”

The jailer said, "If you drag Zhuge Liang to death, he will win the world?"

David Zhu said: "Zhuge Liang led people to make trouble, and Sima Yi said: 'Lord, give 30,000 soldiers and horses to the ministers to destroy this Zhuge villager.'" The boss of Wei said: "Accurate!" led this soldier and horse but did not fight, in fact, he could win, but he and Zhuge Liang consumed, Zhuge Liang had to increase the troops, Sima Yi said: "Then Zhuge Villager has increased his troops again, please Your Majesty allocate another 30,000 soldiers and horses to the minister." Then the boss of Wei had to allocate another 30,000 soldiers and horses, and then Sima Yi continued to consume with Zhuge Liang, and Zhuge Liang had to add troops, so many times and five times, the army of Wei was in the hands of Sima Yi, and if Zhuge Liang did not die, Wei would not dare to accept Sima Yi's military power, and when Zhuge Liang died, the people in the army were replaced by Sima Yi's people, and this military power could not be recovered if he wanted to. ”

The jailer said, "Oh, so that's so. But what does it have to do with the donkey's hooves?"

David Zhu said: "Think what kind of hero Zhuge Liang is, don't you say?"

The jailer said, "Yes." ”

David Zhu said: "So this Sima Yi wants to drag Zhuge Liang, and it's not so easy to drag." ”

The jailer said, "That's just as well." But it still has nothing to do with donkey hooves. ”

David Zhu said: "The trick is the donkey's hooves. ”

The jailer said, "I would like to hear about it." ”

David Zhu said: "When Sima Yi and Zhuge Liang dragged on, they didn't want to fight with Zhuge Liang, you don't want to fight in the city, it's easy to do it, just hold the city, but if you don't want to fight outside the city, what should you do? ”

The jailer said, "Run, then?"

David Zhu slapped his thigh and said, "That's right, if you can't run fast, Zhuge Liang is a hero, although he is riding a wheelbarrow, he travels thousands of miles a day and eight hundred at night, so Sima Yi is fortunate to have these four golden donkey hooves to run faster than Zhuge Liang." ”

The jailer said, "When did he run fast?"

David Zhu said: "If you think about it, when the city is empty, it is a time, right?"

The jailer said, "Yes." ”

David Zhu said: "When Zhuge Liang died, he asked someone to carve a piece of wood Zhuge Liang, so was Sima Yi also scared away?"

The jailer sighed, "Yes, it's really not good to run fast." ”

David Zhu said: "You got to the point, there are really people who are unlucky when Zhuge Liang can't run fast." ”

The jailer said, "Who?"

David Zhu said: "Zhang He. ”

The jailer said, "Zhang He, Zhang Fei's younger brother?"

David Zhu said: "No, that Zhang He is also a famous general of Wei State, he can do it, to chase Zhuge Liang, think about how fast Zhuge Liang's wheelbarrow is, how can Zhang He catch up, not only can't catch up, but he also fell into Zhuge Liang's ambush, and when Zhang He wants to run, how can it be too late, that Zhang He looked up to the sky and sighed before he died: 'If I have Sima Gong's donkey hooves, I will not be able to fall into Zhuge Pifu's tricks, even if I win, I can run out.'" After that, he vomited blood and died three times. ”

The jailer said: "Oh, it seems that these two armies can't run fast in front of the formation, no wonder the art of war says that they are as quiet as a virgin and move like a detachment." ”

David Zhu interrupted him and said, "Stop! That art of war is about being as quiet as a virgin and moving like a rabbit." So what about this Sima Yi's golden donkey hooves?"

The jailer said, "Yes, yes, we really need it." What's this third antique?"

David Zhu said: "This third antique is the golden wooden fish knocked by Wu Zetian in the sky. ”

The jailer said, "What is this Wu Zetian doing knocking on the golden wooden fish?" ”

David Zhu said: "This Wu Zetian has a monkey and a monkey is anxious. ”

The jailer said, "How do you know?"

David Zhu said: "Everyone says so, then King Luo Bin said that Wu Zetian 'a handful of soil has not dried up, and six feet of solitude is here'." ”

The jailer said, "What do you mean?"

Zhu David said: "This means that this Wu Zetian monkey is in a hurry, the old emperor is dead, and the body temperature has not dropped to room temperature, Wu Zetian can't wait to attack the little emperor." ”

The jailer said, "Then what does this have to do with the wooden fish?"

David Zhu said: "It matters, no one saw that Wang Mang usurped the throne at the beginning, and everyone kept calling him Ji Sheng." ”

The jailer said, "Wait, what is this season of saints?"

David Zhu said: "This Confucius is a saint, Mencius is a sub-sage, and this Wang Mang is a Ji sage." ”

The jailer said, "Dizzy, how good this is." ”

David Zhu said: "He is not tired if he has ideals, but this Wu Zetian usurped the throne, but everyone understands in their hearts, this is all because she is too anxious, so his master Puzhao Zen Master gave her a golden wooden fish." ”

The jailer said, "Wait, wait, you said that Wu Zetian has a male monk master?"

David Zhu said: "Yes, Wu Zetian has been a nun." ”

The jailer said, "If you have been a nun, will you have a monk master?"

Zhu Dawei said: "What's so strange about that? Wu Zetian also accepted a monk apprentice Feng Xiaobao later." ”

The jailer said, "Brother continued. ”

David Zhu said: "The Puzhao Zen master said: 'Empress Dowager, if you want to succeed in usurping the throne, you must cultivate yourself and cultivate your character, and you must not be impetuous. Wu Zetian said: "Master, what should I do then? I have a temper that I can't control it, and not only am I hot-tempered, but I also like to be jealous, kill my wife, kill more than one, rob my husband, rob more than one, I am also vicious, I like to frame others, and I also raise lackeys to do this, digging pits and setting up traps are all all work. Zen Master Puzhao said, "You don't need to go on, I'm not asking you about your overall quality, I'm just talking about your temper, as long as you can calm down, you may not be able to do great things." Wu Zetian said, 'How can I calm down?' and Master Puzhao said, 'As soon as you feel that you are going to lose your temper, you can knock on this golden wooden fish.' Then he took out a golden wooden fish. In the future, Wu Zetian took this golden wooden fish when he went to the court, knocked it when he felt that he had a bad temper, and often asked Feng Xiaobao to take this wooden fish to help him regulate his emotions when he was in the harem in the future, so that he had a smooth transition to the Zhou Dynasty, and this wooden fish was really indispensable. ”

The jailer said, "Oh, it turns out that the first six are really yours. ”

David Zhu said: "Of course, I will write back and ask people to give the remaining three pieces to Master Ji, and make up a 'Ninety-Five Supreme Package', Lord Ji will be very happy, and you will also be greatly meritorious." ”

But the jailer was careful, and said, "No, each of you weighs ten catties and ten taels, and these nine are ninety-nine catties, not the meaning of the ninety-five supreme." ”

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