Chapter 052: Green Bead Chooses a Son-in-law
Everyone turned their heads to take a look, only to find that the fat man who had been immersed in eating was already full of empty bowls in front of him, and he didn't have time to remove them!
The big stomach king was speechless: "I can't compare to him! I can eat the wheel, I am willing to bow to the wind, I can eat twenty bowls, but after eating, I still look like a starving ghost reincarnated, I really sigh to myself!" Everyone laughed.
The fat man also knew that everyone admired his large amount of food, not disgusted with him for eating too much, nor ashamed, holding a leg of mutton with one hand, and pulling the rice in the bowl with chopsticks with the other, in the blink of an eye, the leg of mutton was left with bones, and the bowl became an empty bowl, which was piled aside!
Xiaobao watched the fat man eat, bowed his head and said to the bearded man beside him: "Seeing that you are not evildoers, you still help in times of difficulty, why are you blocking the road and robbing money on Rooster Ridge?"
Diexuan also nodded and asked him: "Yes, with the ability of the three of you, it shouldn't be difficult to eat together, but why do you fall into the grass?"
When the bearded man heard this, he put down the wine glass in his hand and sighed lightly: "Since my aunt and grandma ask each other, I will tell the truth..."
Diexuan blushed, took a sip, and scolded him in a low voice: "What aunts and grandparents, it's also ugly!"
This bearded man knew that Diexuan was his daughter, and when he saw her relationship with Xiaobao, he also guessed seven or eight points.
Although the three brothers are stubborn and take the reason for death, they are not stupid, and they have already seen the identity of the other two daughters and the relationship with the young man.
In addition, Xiaobao showed his hand in Rooster Ridge, which stunned the three of them, and called out a few aunts and grandfathers respectfully, although Xiaobao didn't like to listen to it, Diexuan and the others had spring in their eyes, and they were happy in their hearts, and they responded to the thoughts of the three brothers.
Thinking that there were a lot of people around tonight, Diexuan was afraid that others would hear it, so he pretended not to like it.
The bearded man continued: "The three of us brothers were once military generals of the Ugly Dynasty, and we fell in love with each other and worshiped as brothers with different surnames. Emperor Yin rebelled, and we were defeated and captured, and we were taken to the quarry to do hard labor. Because he couldn't stand the fraud and scolding of the overseer, he resisted, killed the overseer by mistake, and escaped from the mine. The world is big, but there is no hiding place for the three of us. But people have to live, so they do something to make some windfalls on Rooster Ridge. We don't rob people when we see them, and we don't rob them!"
Xiaobao Daqi: "What are the three non-robberies?"
The bearded man said: "First, the poor and sick do not rob, they need money more than us." The second is that women and children are not robbed, and we do not be beasts that abuse women and children. The third is that the guards of the dart bureau do not rob, they are all escorting people, and their lives are on the goods. However, there is one thing that must be robbed!"
Xiaobao and Diexuan asked him at the same time, "Which one?"
The bearded man sneered: "Emperor Gang!"
The two of them were shocked in their hearts, but they heard the bearded man continue: "I heard the news that a team escorting treasures will pass by Rooster Ridge and send them to the prefect's house in Yuezhou, so they have been waiting here. I don't want to meet a few, I see that the owner is brightly dressed, I want to be a child of a big family, so I want to get some small profits, I don't want to... Hey, hey!"
The bearded man didn't continue, because everyone knew what was going on, and Die Xuan scolded him angrily: "And the face to say, if we weren't from the rivers and lakes, wouldn't we have been bullied by you?"
The bearded man immediately shook his head: "That's not necessarily, I knew that there were three aunts and grandmothers and a child, and we wouldn't do anything!"
Diexuan snorted, knowing that he was telling the truth, not speaking.
Xiaobao didn't want to delve into this issue anymore, so he asked him: "I don't know the names of the three eldest brothers..."
The bearded man changed color and bowed: "Auntie and grandfather are not torturing the villain, this eldest brother is absolutely unspeakable! My name is Long Jiao, the second brother is Chai Yu, and the third brother is Niu Tong." ”
Xiaobao nodded, looked at Long Jiao's left arm, and sighed lightly: "Brother Long..."
Long Jiao hurriedly interrupted him: "Why does the master call me big brother again!
Xiaobao smiled slightly, waved his hand and said to him: "What do you call Xuan'er, I don't care, you are older than me, you should be called your eldest brother!"
Long Jiao's face was embarrassed, and he glanced at Die Xuan, Die Xuan's eyes widened: "Look at what I do, it's better to call my eldest brother than my grandson!
The dragon horns stopped stopping at this time, scratched their heads and said with a smile: "Then each is called his own!"
Xiaobao then said, "Brother Long, your arm was injured in the army, can it still be treated?"
Long Jiao shook his head and said, "The three of us brothers are all crippled. My left arm has shrunk since childhood, and it is useless. As he spoke, he rolled up his sleeves, revealing a small bone limb, feeling like firewood, with slender fingers, and he couldn't even pick up chopsticks!
Long Jiao continued: "The second brother is also born with six fingers, and he has both hands, but he is more able to grasp the long knife and behead the enemy three feet away. The third brother can't hear or speak, but he has practiced ventriloquism that no one else can practice, and he can read other people's lips better, which is no different from ordinary people. ”
When it comes to his two sworn brothers, Long Jiao always dances with his eyebrows and talks exaggeratedly, it seems that these three people are really like brothers.
At this time, a bonfire was lit in the field, several villagers played the sheng flute, and more than a dozen girls dressed in beautiful flower clothes walked to the field and danced around the bonfire.
Xiaobao and the others were suddenly curious, and they also stopped talking, and looked at the field with interest. Bird Dance and Wei'er held the little bean sprouts, clapped their little hands, and joined the beat to cheer up the girls.
Little Bean Sprouts pointed to one of the girls and whispered to Bird Dance, "That sister is so beautiful!"
Que Wu looked at his gestures, and sure enough, she saw a girl with a delicate figure, red lips and white teeth, looking forward to pity, and smiling skillfully.
Que Wu smiled and patted the little bean sprouts' little head: "You little guy, but you are sharp-eyed!"
The girl danced for a while, Ying Ying walked towards Que Wu and Wei'er, stretched her hands forward, Que Wu and Wei'er glanced at each other, and at the same time stretched out her hand to put it in her hand, the girl smiled, pulled the two of them, and approached the dancing team.
Que Wu and Wei'er were still a little nervous at first, but after carefully observing the dance steps of the girls for a while, they had already learned to dance with the girls.
Diexuan's heart was itching, and he got up from his seat and said, "I'll go too!" and turned to join the dancing team.
Little Bean Sprouts walked to Xiaobao's side dejectedly, pouting and complaining: "You didn't invite me!
Xiaobao laughed, hugged him in his lap, kissed him on the cheek and said, "When you grow up, I don't know how many girls will invite you!"
Xiao Dou Sprouts blushed, and his little head leaned on Xiao Bao's chest and said, "I'm not rare!"
A boy about the same age as Little Bean Sprouts walked up to him, carrying a small straw basket in his hand, and said to him, "Little Bean Sprouts, let's go catch the fairy monkey, will you go?"
Xiaobao smiled and said, "Little bean sprouts, you are really amazing, you have new friends so soon?"
Little Bean Sprouts giggled, pointed to the boy and said to Xiaobao, "This is a little dog, and his brother is called Big Dog." ”
Turning his head to the little dog, he asked, "What is a fairy monkey?"
Children who grew up in the countryside like to go to the woods to dig fairy monkeys on summer nights, but although the little bean sprouts have been called flowers, they are also the sons of the dignified county order, and it is not surprising that they have never seen this kind of thing!
The little dog said excitedly: "It's a cicada chrysalis!" Hide in the soil, leave only a small eye, and open the hole with your hand, you can see the fairy monkey inside!"
Little Bean Sprouts grinned and said, "Hey, it's disgusting, I'm not going!"
The puppy glared and said, "Eat it fried in oil, but it's fragrant!"
Little Bean Sprouts waved his hand and said, "Don't eat, don't eat! I'm here with my brother, you can go by yourself!"
The puppy said disappointedly, "It's a pity." Then I'll go, and I'll come back and play with you. As he spoke, he carried the small straw basket and ran away with a jump.
The big wine vat and the dragon horn were more energetic, the two of them each took a big bowl, and did not eat vegetables, so they drank wine, and after the three bowls, the dragon horn had already drilled under the table.
Chai Yu was not convinced, and also picked up the bowl to fight with the big wine vat, but he didn't expect him to be even worse, and before he drank the third bowl, he ran away while holding his stomach and vomited.
Niu Tong does not compare wine with the big wine tank, he compares with eating, to see who can gnaw a pig's trotter first.
As soon as the big wine vat picked up the pig's trotters, Niu Tong had a big mouth, tore off a piece of meat, and before he could drop his stomach, the second mouth had arrived, and he rattled a piece of bone, chewed it a few times, and swallowed it!
After a while, the pig's trotters in Niu Tong's hands and even the belt bones all entered his belly, when did everyone see this way of eating, and they were dumbfounded!
The big wine tank smiled bitterly and put down the pig's trotters in his hand and bowed to the wind, and even the big stomach king couldn't stop laughing, and kept giving Niu Tong a thumbs up.
Bird Dance, Diexuan and Wei'er were surrounded by a group of girls, singing and dancing, and having fun.
The prettiest girl untied a pink scarf from her neck, tied it around her neck with a shy pink face, and then covered her pretty face and ran away quickly.
The crowd of onlookers cheered and coaxed. Bird Dance didn't know what to do, looked at the scarf around his neck, and wanted to thank others, but he didn't see the owner.
But two young girls took her hand and led her out of the field.
Sun Wuye laughed, Xiaobao sat beside him with little bean sprouts, and asked him: "Fifth Master, this is..."
Sun Wuye touched his beard and said with a smile: "Congratulations, little brother, Lu Zhu'er has taken a fancy to your brother!"
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But this girl is too bold, it's just the first time she meets her, and she dares to show her admiration to others, and the Central Plains girl will never be so spicy.
Sun Wuye saw the doubt in Xiaobao's eyes, and said with a smile: "This green pearl is the sister of the big wine tank." I moved from Kanwai four years ago. ”
The big wine vat just came over to congratulate Xiaobao at this time, and nodded when he heard the words: "There are sixty-three of us who have moved here together, and now they have all communicated and married with Sun Jiagou, regardless of you and me!
Xiaobao asked him: "The eldest brother's hometown was originally outside the Guan, how could he have moved all the way here?"
The face of the big wine tank was dark, and he sighed heavily: "When the Panlong River flooded, our Dong village was washed away overnight, and there was no plan for the dead. ”
The little bean sprouts flattened their mouths and said, "It's pitiful." ”
The big wine vat smiled bitterly: "We're okay, the three villages of Yuanyang, Xiangtai, and Husai became muddy overnight, and no one survived, that's pitiful!"
The little bean sprouts sighed, covered the small mouth with their little hands, and were speechless for a while. Turning his head to look at Xiaobao, he exclaimed, "Brother, what's wrong with you?!"