Chapter 545: The Emperor is also suffering from dysentery
"By the way, what about them? Today, the Mao people are attacking the city, why don't you see those people?" Li Longxuan couldn't help asking.
When the Mao Clan attacked the city just now, they didn't see those Sage-level powerhouses and the Ten Lizard Brothers, which was really strange.
"Your Majesty, hahaha, the adults are also sick. The guards beside him looked at Li Longxuan respectfully: "I just got the news, and several adults are also suffering from dysentery." ”
"What?"
Li Longxuan's eyes couldn't help but widen, what is the situation? Even a sage-level powerhouse is suffering from dysentery? No, isn't this sage-level powerhouse suffering from dysentery?
There are also a few big lizards, big lizards can grow so big, the body's resistance should be very strong, why are they also dysentery?
Suddenly, Li Longxuan felt that this diarrhea was not simple, and he was able to knock down several strong people.
Looks like we're going to have to find a medicine quickly!
"Gollum ......"
Suddenly, Li Longxuan only felt a tingling pain in his body, and felt that something always wanted to squirt out of the chrysanthemum, Li Longxuan couldn't help but be shocked, and quickly covered his stomach!
"It's not good, I'm going to pull it too!"
Looking left and right, he is now on the side of the road, and he can't see a single one! Do you have to run back to be able to pull? With his current state, Li Longxuan feels that he will definitely be able to pull his pants halfway through.
But as the so-called people have three urgencies, Li Longxuan couldn't care so much, so he hurriedly ran to the side, ran into a field that had just been cultivated, and then quickly took off his pants and lifted his buttocks.
"Wow~"
I only felt a stream of warm spring water spraying out directly from the chrysanthemum, with a loud sound, and my stomach suddenly felt comfortable, at this time, Li Longxuan finally understood, why Indians like to on the street, not that Indians like to on the street, but there is no way not to on the street.
People have three urgencies, and it is estimated that the environmental sanitation in India is too poor, so they have dysentery every day.
At this time, Li Longxuan really wanted to chant a poem: Ah, you came so fiercely, so fiercely, so violently, as if it was a raging storm......
"Damn, could it be that Lao Tzu also got dysentery and became a disease?" Li Longxuan squatted while secretly saying: "Dog, if this is really the case, then wouldn't Lao Tzu want to die of dehydration? Lao Tzu finally became the emperor, and he hasn't enjoyed the happy life of being a faint king, how can he die here?"
"No, no, no, I have to think of a way, I can't die here like this, yes, I definitely can't die of dysentery, I have to think of a way, since I haven't heard of this disease in my previous life, it means that this thing must have been cured very early......"
Li Longxuan was a little scared, in a high-ranking position, what he was most afraid of was death.
Li Longxuan thought about it, his brows couldn't help frowning slightly, and his forehead had begun to sweat unconsciously. He didn't want to die here like that!
Time passed minute by minute, and several soldiers were on duty not far away, asking the people not to approach this side, after all, His Majesty the Emperor is now, and it is not good to be seen by the people.
"What is it that can cure dysentery? What is it?" Li Longxuan pondered, and suddenly, his eyes lit up!
"By the way, it's a penny, it's a penny!" Li Longxuan suddenly laughed, because he found that there were several pennies fluttering in the wind not far away.
This plant can be seen on the roadside, a handful in the wild, and when you are small, you can also take the dry yellow penny as firewood, and you can light it at one point, and it is necessary to burn sweet potato kiln in the wild. Li Longxuan was most impressed by the village's yellow penny, horn grass (a stinky, long, slender plant that grows like a sickle, and is also paired in pairs), and prickly head (a plant whose fruit is only the size of a little finger and is full of thorns, and rubs it on a person's head so that you can't pull it out).
When I was a child, I wanted to fill the cricket hole with water, put the yellow penny leaves into the water and shake it, and then use the water to fill the big crickets hidden in the hole.
However, this penny is not available all year round, fortunately, this place is mild all year round, and the penny has not yet withered yellow, otherwise it will be dangerous.
Li Longxuan screamed excitedly, tied his pants directly, and rushed towards a large piece of yellow flowers, as if he had forgotten to wipe his ass clean.
Walking forward quickly, he put the yellow penny into his mouth and chewed it in a big gulp, but the next moment, he couldn't help bending over and spit it out.
Disgusting, it's really disgusting, this penny is simply too unpalatable, dog's day, this penny actually exudes a weird smell!
It's disgusting, it's really disgusting.
Li Longxuan forgot that not only did he not wipe his buttocks, but he also did not wash his hands. But at this time, I can't manage so much, first treat the dysentery and then talk about anything else, if he even loses his life, he will be unhygienic.
After spitting out the contents of his stomach, Li Longxuan grabbed a large handful of yellow flower shoots, and then ate it in a big gulp, the taste was really not ordinary.
"Gott~"
After swallowing a little, Li Longxuan couldn't help but vomit again.
"Damn, Lao Tzu doesn't believe it, Lao Tzu's dignified emperor of the Divine Dragon Empire can't cure you! No, the old word is the emperor of the dignified Divine Empire, and he can't cure you?" Li Longxuan grabbed a handful of yellow pennies again and ate them again......
"Your Majesty, you can't have been stimulated by anything, have you?" asked a guard weakly.
"Come on, come on, eat together, eat together. Li Longxuan greeted the soldiers and said.
"Huh?"
"Ahh Li Longxuan said, but as soon as he finished speaking, he began to vomit.
The soldiers around him all showed ugly expressions on their faces, His Majesty the Emperor, what is this? Could it really be that he was stimulated and had a problem with his head?
To eat or not to eat? Many people look at each other.
However, in the end, they decided to listen to His Majesty the Emperor's words, and swallowed the yellow penny into their stomachs, but soon, a river and sea rose from their stomachs, and then ......
A spectacle soon appeared on the edge of the field, and His Majesty the Emperor led a dozen soldiers, eating grass and spitting ......