Chapter 107: A Meal of Wine and Meat
Wen Hua, who was lying in the pavilion, looked at the old friend who had not seen him for a few years, when they traveled together, he had always been very jealous of Xu Xiaozi's handsome skin, every time he passed through the countryside and village, if he asked Xu Xiaozi to ask for some food and water, most of them would not return empty-handed, and the other party was some ill-sighted village women, so they were even more generous, but they inevitably had to pinch Xu Xiaozi's hand when they gave alms, and the bold woman took advantage of her husband's absence to pinch Xu Xiaozi's face with a smile, and said a good handsome offspring, every time he saw this scene, Wen Hua was always not very good, and his mother's limelight was all stolen by this kid, but over time, Wen Hua was accustomed to it, jokingly instigated Xu Fengnian to simply go to the city to be a little white face, Xu Xiaozi will jump to his feet and scold people nine times out of ten, saying that Lao Tzu is the son of the top family in Liangzhou, and he can't afford to lose this person! Wen Hua couldn't help but want to laugh, how big is Dingtian? Is it bigger than the son of King Beiliang? At this time, we met again, and then looked at Xu Fengnian, Wen Hua seemed to feel a little strange, probably changed into a brocade dress that came from the left side of the door, too human-like, Wen Hua looked a little unreal, Xu Xiaozi is not really the descendant of the third-rate magnates over there in Beiliang? Wen Hua subconsciously scratched his crotch, this habitual action that has been done for more than ten years is difficult to get into the hall of elegance, but Wen Hua is originally from the countryside, even if he wants to change it, he can't change it, Xu Fengnian always laughed at him with this back then, saying that he will become famous in the future, and when he fights with a master, he can't help but scratch the bird in his crotch, like words? Are you still a master? Will there be a girl who admires a chivalrous warrior like you? Wen Hua has seriously considered this problem, but he still hasn't wanted to change it, as if he is afraid that if he changes, he will be the same as the pretentious and elegant children he met when he traveled.
Xu Fengnian was horrified by Wen Hua and asked, "Why did you come to Xiangfan?"
Wen Hua said with a melancholy face: "I met a favorite little lady and chased her all the way." ”
Xu Fengnian said with a smile: "You, you can't change your dog to eat shit, didn't you see someone who has a chest and a buttocks, you have to like it, and you don't pick your mouth, but who has taken care of you?"
Wen Hua sat up straight, smiled evilly, made a round posture with his hands on his chest, and sighed: "This time is different, I really like it, the person is beautiful, the heart is better, I think I will only like her in this life." ”
Xu Fengnian pursed his lips and said disdainfully: "Pull the bird, you're a girl in front of you, you like to die and live." ”
Wen Hua leaned against the pillar and shook his head, "No." ”
Xu Fengnian saw that Wen Hua was not joking, and wondered: "Are you really desperate? Which unlucky girl is it? Report your name, I'll take a look." ”
Wen Hua scolded: "Bad luck! Ugly words ahead, don't want to dig the foot of the wall, otherwise my brother won't have to do it!"
Xu Fengnian said angrily: "Lao Tzu has touched more girls than you have ever seen, will you be able to look at them?!"
Wen Hua snorted and said: "What kind of virtue do you have, I don't know what kind of morality you have?" is the most powerful, but you are familiar with cheating, if a girl falls blind to you in the future, I will definitely stop you." ”
Xu Fengnian leaned against another pillar, sat opposite each other, and said with a smile: "Then you are busy." ”
Wen Hua didn't have the strength to quarrel with Xu Fengnian, and if he didn't say a word, he would be less hungry, holding the wooden sword and closing his eyes. Xu Fengnian turned his head to look at the lonely tower in the ten views of Skinny Sheep Lake, Skinny Sheep Lake is not big only in terms of the lake, but it has a long history, every heavy rain when the water conservancy is not repaired, the lake floods, if it is a long drought, it will dry up to the bottom, it is really not beautiful, and later the two great literati of the previous dynasty served as the Thorn History of Qingzhou, and they were particularly favored by the Skinny Sheep Lake, using the open yin sinus technique to chisel out five wells and expand the stone culvert, which led to today's Skinny Sheep Lake, Xiangguo Lane was named after the Xiangguo Well in the Five Wells, the Spring and Autumn Guozhan Chinese misunderstood the country, but this lake is an inconspicuous proof of Yashi's rule, Xu Fengnian heard Wen Hua's stomach growl with hunger, smiled and retracted his gaze, and asked: "Why don't I get some wine and meat?"
Wen Hua was suspicious: "Where are you going?"
Xu Fengnian made a gesture of pouring wine towards the blue bird, and it didn't take long for her to bring the lunch box from the inn, the wine and meat were fragrant, Wen Hua looked at the blue bird, and then looked at the wine and meat in the box, and said in shock: "Your kid is really developed, and even the beautiful daughter-in-law has been favored?!"
The blue bird blushed, Xu Fengnian took the lead in tearing off a piece of beef, swallowed the spirits, and said with a smile: "Eat yours." ”
Wen Hua devoured it, looked up at the blue bird from time to time, and couldn't help but whisper: "Brother and daughter-in-law, I have one more mouth, I really want to live a stable life, you have to take care of it when you are with Xu Xiaozi, he is not a bad person, but he has a big heart and is restless." ”
Xu Fengnian threw over a piece of beef and scolded: "You didn't tear down the stage like this!"
Wen Hua hurriedly caught the beef, stuffed it into his mouth, and glared: "You don't waste good things like this!"
Blue Bird said softly: "Young Master Wen, I'm just a maid. ”
Wen Hua sighed, waved his hand and said, "Girl, believe it or not, girl, if you are a maid, it will be too unreasonable." ”
Xu Fengnian said with a smile: "Isn't she just a young lady's body." I was wronged for her. ”
Wen Hua said angrily: "The surname Xu, keep some mouth! What kind of maid life! Be careful that I am in a hurry with you!"
Xu Fengnian rolled his eyes.
Wen Hua looked up at the blue bird with a mouth full of oil, tried his best to show the most graceful smile in his life, and said shyly: "This girl, just call me Wen Gongzi at you, if Xu Xiaozi dares to bully you in the future, I will be the first to pick him up!
Xu Fengnian laughed and teased: "Young Master Wen, come on, drink!"
Wen Hua was in a good mood, and he was called Wen Gongzi, the first time in the world! He was comfortable, and he suddenly felt that the women in the world were the second loveliest in front of him except for the one who loved her in his heart! Such a knowledgeable and virtuous woman was a maid?
In the past two or three years, Wen Hua was full of wine and food, Wen Hua burped, and the rest of the wine was carefully poured into his gourd wine jug, Wen Hua threw Xu Fengnian a look, Xu Fengnian shook his head, Wen Hua nodded vigorously, and saw that the blue bird was inexplicable, it was Xu Fengnian who couldn't resist Wen Hua, so he had to embarrassedly let the blue bird take the lunch box back to the inn first, and the two ran out of the pavilion with a smoke, found a grass near the water, took off their pants and squatted down at intervals, the two bare buttocks were particularly absurd under the moonlight, the two gentlemen were so bad at the scenery, and they pulled shit in Thin Sheep Lake, but if they knew that they were sleeping in the open in the wind, they would not be surprised that this pair of living treasures were vulgar at the moment, for Wen Hua, a poor and crazy nobody, the happiest thing in the world is not eating, drinking, and sleeping, but the word "pull", because only when you are full can you have the capital to pull, which is a very superficial truth.
Wen Huachang, who was squatting on the shore of the lake, exhaled a long breath and said leisurely: "I can't be sure that there has been a poet who has recited poems here with us before, when I think of this, it's cool!"
Xu Fengnian was silent.
I believe that Zhao Heng, the king of Jing'an, would never have imagined that the prince of Beiliang would pee and with people on the edge of Thin Sheep Lake.
Wen Hua saw that Xu Fengnian didn't move, a little bored, and suddenly smacked his head: "The surname is Xu, there is a stone tablet behind the place where Lao Tzu!"
Xu Fengnian finally couldn't help but scold: "That's the "Legend of the Thin Sheep Lake Gate" set up by Li Mi, the assassin of the previous dynasty, you bastard really know how to pick a place!"
Wen Hua was speechless for a while, and said silently: "Sin, sin, sin." ”
Xu Fengnian hesitated for a moment, and asked softly: "Wen Hua, do you have any ideas to continue to mess with me? Just like back then, let's take a walk and have a look? If you want to meet a martial arts competition again, I will carry you." ”
Wen Hua smiled: "Don't, you are so stupid to me, you kid is terrible now, I don't care who you are, anyway, I still treat you as a brother, but brothers are brothers, although it is natural to eat and drink, but you are willing to give up the silver, Lao Tzu is still afraid that he will have no ambition, so ah, you take your Yangguan Road and I will take my single-plank bridge, and I will meet again, hey, I Wen Hua don't say anything else, I always have to practice one, two, three to practice swords, if I follow you to enjoy happiness, I am afraid that I will not have the heart to endure hardship, Xu boy, good intentions." I'm going out of the city tomorrow, and if I want to go to the border of Beimang, I should open my eyes. ”
Xu Feng said in a young voice: "The border is going to be chaotic, you take it easy." ”
Wen Hua sighed and quipped: "Are you really a son of Beiliang's family?"
Xu Fengnian smiled: "Isn't it?"
Wen Hua sighed and said: "I said earlier that I would invite you to a good meal of wine and meat, but I never thought that this time I would owe you another meal." ”
Xu Fengnian said: "Owe it, you kid don't die, otherwise there will always be a chance to pay it back." ”
Wen Hua smiled and said: "According to Lao Huang's statement, I have to say that this is the reason at this time." ”
Xu Fengnian was in a trance and said: "That's the reason." ”
Wen Hua suddenly shouted: "The grass blades here are not fucking small, it's not good to wipe your buttocks, it seems that your side should be wider, hurry up and throw some over!"
Xu Fengnian scolded and threw a ball of grass over.
When the two returned to the pavilion, Wen Hua asked, "Are you not going back to the inn?"
Xu Fengnian shook his head and said, "Let's talk about it, talk about your girl." ”
The two chatted until dawn, Wen Hua glanced at the white color of the fish belly, got up and said: "Come on, I want to go out of the city, I owe you wine and meat, you help remember, by the way, and then help me say thank you to that good girl, we have never been called a son by anyone in our lives." ”
Xu Fengnian hesitated for a moment and asked, "There is an old man with a sword beside me, do you want to see it?"
Wen Hua clenched the wooden sword, shook his head with a smile and said, "No, after all, it is someone else's sword, even if the predecessors are willing to teach, I can't learn it." ”
Xu Fengnian teased: "Didn't you always think about being accepted as an apprentice by a master before?"
Wen Hua said: "It's just thinking about it." I remember that Lao Huang said that practicing the sword should be sincere, like a pilgrim asking God to worship the Buddha, sincerity is spiritual, but I have been idle for the past two years and have nothing to do to figure out a truth that is not reasonable, the sword is my own, with my qualifications, if I take the road of others, I can't practice a lifetime, I don't owe people the habit, I can't really owe you a few meals of wine and meat until your hair is gray. Let's go! Don't be like a mother-in-law. ”
Wen Hua smiled: "The steamed bun is white, white, but the girl's chest is white." ”
Xu Fengnian smiled intoxicatingly: "The lotus tip is warped, but it can't be the little girl's buttocks." ”
On the willow smoke and water embankment, the wooden sword Wen Hua and the double sword Xu Fengnian high-fived each other and passed by. My QT room is open!Beacon Opera Princes Official QT Room No.[1655]