Chapter 23: Breastfeeding
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A few people found an inn to live in, and after playing for a few days, they discussed finding a good tailor to make a talisman robe, as for making nets with insect silk, it is a difficult job, and it needs Guiguzi's junior brother Tianjizi to do it.
The shopkeeper helped find a tailor and went downstairs and asked them to negotiate the price themselves. Zhu David, Qin Sister-in-law, Guiguzi, and three sets of treasure clothes, Qin Sister-in-law and Zhu Dawei thought of making a set for Qin Yue, because they couldn't know Qin Yue's detailed figure, so they could only wait for Qin Yue to come back.
David Zhu asked, "How much silver does it take to make these three sets of clothes?"
The tailor thought for a while and said, "Uncle, this material is very strange, usually the villain only accepts three taels of silver, but now he has to charge at least thirty taels." After speaking, he looked at the three of them with a weak heart.
The three of them looked at each other, and they were all overjoyed, in fact, the tailor didn't know what kind of material this was, if he knew that he was making the talisman of the martial arts treasure, he would have to pay three hundred taels.
David Zhu said: "No problem, but we have one condition, you have to do it here, and I will accompany you by my side, okay?"
The tailor pretended to hesitate and said, "There is a lot of business in the small shop, so it will delay the business of the villain, and I need to add another ten taels of silver." After speaking, he looked at the three of them with a weak heart.
David Zhu nodded and said, "No problem." ”
The tailor stretched out his hand and said, "A small business, no credit, please take the silver first." ”
David Zhu said, "Okay, take the silver." ”
Qin said, "I don't have any money. ”
David Zhu was shocked and whispered to Qin's sister-in-law, "What about the 1,000 taels of silver that Qin Dashan gave you? Although I borrowed 200 taels from you, you still have 800 taels left?"
Qin Sister-in-law whispered to David Zhu: "Qin Dashan also gave you one hundred taels of silver, plus the two hundred taels I gave you, you still have three hundred taels, where did you go?"
David Zhu whispered: "I have bought sweat medicine, this thing is too expensive, no wonder it is rare in the world." ”
The two asked Guiguzi: "Master, where is your silver?"
Guiguzi stretched out his hand and took out two taels of broken silver: "The rest have paid for the boat fare across the river." ”
The tailor looked at the embarrassed faces of the three of them, and his own face changed, and said, "What kind of uncle is there if you don't have money, isn't this a pastime for the shopkeeper?"
The three of them stayed for a while, and David Zhu said, "It's not good!"
Qin said, "What's wrong?"
At this time, there was a sound of footsteps downstairs, and then the shopkeeper pushed the door in with a smile on his face.
The shopkeeper smiled and said: "Two uncles, this girl, the store has a small profit, and the turnover has not been effective these days, so I want to ask a few people to reward the store money first." ”
Then he took out the account book, fifteen and ten, fifteen and twenty, crackled and opened the abacus, and finally bent down respectfully: "Even with food and housing, a total of one hundred and twenty taels of silver and eight coins, the shopkeeper said that the change was wiped out, a total of one hundred and twenty taels, a few people to see if there is a difference?"
Guiguzi looked up at the roof: "The weather is good today." ”
Qin leaned over and looked out the window: "There are a lot of tourists outside. ”
David Zhu was full of spring breeze and said with a smile: "Can you take credit first and settle the bill when we leave?"
The shopkeeper's face sank, and he said, "A few people who want to eat white food are in the wrong place, do you know who opened the shop?"
David Zhu smiled and asked, "Who drove it?"
The shopkeeper said: "It was opened by the brother-in-law of Lord Zhou of Jinyiwei, and a few of you have been visiting Nanjing for many days, do you want to go shopping in Jinyiwei again?"
David Zhu gasped and asked, "Do you have any food in it?"
The shopkeeper said: "Take care of the food and the house." ”
David Zhu smiled and said: "That's so embarrassing, let the people of Nanjing break the bank." ”
The shopkeeper said with a calm face: "Think about it, give you a day." After saying that, Deng Deng Deng went downstairs.
David Zhu smiled and discussed with Qin's sister-in-law: "Can you sell the little tiger?"
Qin Wuwen glared and said, "You dare!"
David Zhu hurriedly said: "Okay, don't dare, no one will buy it even if you sell it." ”
Guiguzi said: "Can you take the tanka as a treat?"
David Zhu and Qin said together: "No!"
Guiguzi said, "Then what else do you have of value?"
David Zhu took out the jade seal and said, "There is only this one treasure left." ”
Qin Sister-in-law hurriedly said, "No!" and lowered her voice and said to David Zhu, "You don't want your head?"
David Zhu hurriedly put it in again.
Guiguzi said: "If you want my old man to say, it is better to use light skills in the middle of the night to escape." ”
Qin Sister-in-law smiled and said, "Master, I'm afraid this is not appropriate, in case this store gives the three of us a shadow drawing, it doesn't matter if the two of us are out, your old ghost valley door will lose face." ”
Guiguzi gasped.
In fact, Qin was worried that she would stay in Nanjing for a long time in the future, and if she was stared at to death by the government, it would be inconvenient to do anything.
The next day, there was a circle of people around the door of the store, "dang"! There was a sound of a broken gong, and then a voice shouted: "Take a look! Don't miss it when you pass by! Fellow villagers, fellow villagers, I Qingcheng sent everyone to pass by the treasure land, and carried with them the Taoist miracle medicine Qianjin Pill. Long-term use can strengthen the body and prolong life! Now we are going to put on two shows to open your eyes. Our first show was a chest crushing boulder, let's look at this old man, who is more than 100 years old, because he takes it on time every day, and now he can still perform this show. Another of our programs is to breastfeed the little tiger, which is surprising and exciting, two hundred taels of silver at a time. ”
The tongue of the person who shouted was full of lotus flowers, and it was David Zhu. There were three signs beside him, one that read "Chest Crushed Stone", one that read "Pills for one tael of silver", and the other that read "Feed the little tiger two hundred taels of silver once".
Guiguzi frowned and asked Qin Wuwen: "It's okay for my old man to break the big stone on his chest, but my dignified head of the Guigu Sect does this, if it spreads, will it be laughed at?"
Qin Sister-in-law smiled and said, "Master, did you just walk the rivers and lakes?"
Guiguzi said, "Yes." ”
Qin Sister-in-law smiled: "This is not over, no one knows your old man, not to mention that David is talking about the Qingcheng faction, not the Guigu faction, what are you worried about." ”
Qin said, "Master, do you think this strong pill will be eaten by people to taste like flour?"
Guiguzi said: "Impossible, my old man put vinegar in it." ”
Qin said: "Will it be considered expired, and people will go to the consumer association to complain about us?"
Guiguzi also smiled: "Impossible, David put sugar in it again, and the sweet and sour pill will be fine." ”
Guiguzi asked: "Sister-in-law, why do you say people spend money to feed other people's tigers?"
Qin said with a smile: "David said that this is to learn Washington's method of raising rabbits, Washington bought rabbits and had no money to raise, so he came up with the idea of letting other children feed rabbits with grass, and now there is money to feed the fish in the casino? ”
Guiguzi frowned and said, "Do you say that feeding the little tiger milk is two hundred taels of silver, will it be too expensive?"
Qin Sister-in-law smiled and said, "David said, how much is a rabbit worth, how much is a fish worth? ”
Guiguzi nodded, and said: "You said that my old man originally wanted to choose a martial arts inheritance person for Guigumen, you look at this David is such a bad idea, is my apprentice a character problem, will he choose the wrong one?"
Sister-in-law Qin smiled and said, "I feel the same way as your old man on this point. ”
At this time, David Zhu said, "Master, it's time for your old man to play." ”
Guiguzi sighed, raised his head to the sky and muttered to himself: "I didn't expect my old man to fall into such a field." ”
At this time, the crowd was chaotic, and a few people who were disheveled and knew that they were not good people were crowded in, and many of the onlookers showed frightened expressions in their eyes.
The first one said to David Zhu: "Who told you to perform here?
David Zhu was overjoyed and said, "You guys are finally here! Why did you come so late?"
Mixed Jianglong was puzzled and asked, "Do you know me?"
David Zhu smiled and said: "I know each other, needless to say, I also know that the eldest brother is the local tyrant, isn't it?
Mixed Jianglong said: "That's good! Count your kid acquaintance, don't talk nonsense, if you want to show off, pay fifty taels of silver venue fee first!"
David Zhu arched his hand and said, "I don't know if you are making up the chengguan or a part-time private tax officer?"
Chaojianglong shook his fist and said: "Lao Tzu relies on this to fight the world, whatever you say is what you say, pay the silver!"
David Zhu smiled and said: "Hehehehe, hehehe, that's great, so it's not a confrontation with the government, I don't know if you have any silver on you?" ”
Mingjianglong looked at David Zhu suspiciously, originally he regarded David Zhu as a piece of fat, but the fat eyes looked at him as if he saw a relative, and he couldn't help but be uncomfortable with the boss, and said that he was here to collect the money, but he asked himself if he had brought the silver, was this person sick in the brain?
Mingjianglong said: "Do you care if Lao Tzu brings the silver, do you pay the silver?"
David Zhu smiled and asked, "What will happen if you don't pay the silver?"
Mixed Jianglong's neck was horizontal: "If you don't fight, you will fight!"
David Zhu smiled and said, "Great! Then we choose not to pay." ”
"Good boys, brothers, give it to me, smash it all!"
More than a dozen ruffians swarmed up and began to smash the field, and some of them approached Qin and her with good intentions, and Qin and her screamed in fright.
David Zhu shouted: "Master, it's time for your old man to take action! You take a strong pill first!"
Guiguzi took a strong pill, and then threw these ruffians on the roof one by one like catching chickens, and the ghost cried wolf, leaving the mixed river dragon, turning around to run, but David Zhu stopped him.
Mingjiang Long trembled and said, "You, what do you want to do?
Zhu Dawei smiled and searched him, found more than 200 taels of silver, and said: "Big brother has such a strong sense of law, he should go to the lawyer exam, but thank you! It's finally open, Master, it's time for you old man again!"
Mixed Jianglong discussed: "Wait, wait, can I climb up by myself? Anyway, I'm also the boss, so many brothers are watching, how shameless." ”
Guiguzi said, "What nonsense!" reached out and threw the mixed river dragon onto the roof again.
Zhu Dawei arched his hand to the crowd of onlookers: "Fellow fathers and fellow villagers, we can be regarded as eliminating harm for the people, have you seen it? This is the effect of eating our Qingcheng faction's strong pills! Master just took one pill, let's take a look at this effect! Shocked or not! Surprised, not surprised! Aren't you going to buy it quickly? It's too late to grab it!"
The crowd applauded together, and then stepped forward to buy sweet and sour pills, Qin Wuwen happily counted the silver, while comforting everyone: "Don't worry, don't worry, everyone has a share, hey, hey, don't rob that person! Hey, hey, hey! Why didn't you give money and ran away? Master, stop him!"
Seeing that the sweet and sour pills were sold out, the three of them were happy.
The mixed river dragon on the roof shouted, "Brother, can I buy one too?"
David Zhu raised his head and said, "You don't have any money, poor ghost, what to buy! ”
David Zhu handed over one hundred and twenty taels of silver to the shopkeeper who was looking dumbfounded, and said, "How is it?"
The shopkeeper was very impressed and said: "I thought you were eating white food, but I didn't think that you were heroes, how offended and disrespectful! Welcome to continue to stay in the shop, hehehehe." ”
At this time, a fat man wrapped in silk and silk said, "Hey, brother, ask you, why is it so expensive to feed the little tiger?"
David Zhu smiled and said, "You get what you pay for." ”
The fat man said, "What is a penny?"
David Zhu smiled and said, "You take a closer look and think about it." ”
The fat man looked at Qin Sister-in-law who was holding the little tiger, blinked his eyes, found the feeling that was about to come out, suddenly realized, and said to David Zhu happily: "Can you feed it with your own hands?"
David Zhu smiled and said, "Of course!"
The fat man stretched out his hand and took out two large pieces of silver and handed them to David Zhu, saying, "I'll come, I'll come!"
David Zhu took the silver with a smile and said, "Wait, wait." ”
The fat man was eager to try it, and he said, "Are you just feeding on this street?"
David Zhu said: "Yes, yes, that's right, wait a minute." ”
David Zhu turned around and went to the store to bring out a bowl of milk, and then took the little tiger from Qin's hand and put it on the table, and said to the fat man: "The milk is here, this big brother, please feed it yourself." ”
The fat man was stupid and asked, "That's how you said you fed it with your own hands?"
David Zhu nodded and said, "Yes." ”
The fat man's face turned purple and black, a bit like ripe grapes, and asked, "Are you fed milk?"
David Zhu smiled: "Yes, it's milk, we don't raise sheep here." ”
The fat man gasped and said, "It's not worth a penny if you feed it like this, why are you pricing it so expensive?"
David Zhu looked incomprehensible: "Our price is open and transparent, not sky-high consumption." ”
The fat man breathed out of his nose and his chest together, as if he was pumping up a balloon, and after a long time, he said: "You are misleading consumers! I will go to the Consumer Association to complain about you!"
David Zhu had a wronged expression on his face: "It's clearly written, how can it be misleading?"
The fat man continued to inflate the balloon, and after a while, shouted loudly: "I thought it was human milk!"
There was a burst of laughter from the people around.
When Qin Wuwen heard this, she figured out what was going on, how could the price be so high, she couldn't help but be angry, and said to the onlookers, "Who has a knife to lend me?"
Immediately, a knife was handed to Qin Sister-in-law, and it was never a big deal to watch the excitement.
David Zhu looked at the slowly approaching Qin Sister-in-law's eyes full of fear: "Hey, what are you going to do?"
Qin said, "Why do you have to pay two hundred taels of silver to feed the little tiger?"
David Zhu smiled and said, "I thought it was something, wasn't it to make money?"
Qin said, "I asked you why you set the price so high, what did you think at the time?"
Zhu Daweiqiang said with a smile: "That's what I think, rich people like to buy expensive, this is a problem of market positioning, we are not mainly for high-end people, there are many wronged people in high-end people." ”
Qin said, "Why do you want me to hold the little tiger?"
David Zhu smiled and said, "The little tiger is your baby, of course you hold it." ”
Qin said, "Nonsense! You are hinting! I'll kill you!" After saying that, she stabbed at Zhu Dawei, and Zhu Dawei fled in a circle in embarrassment.
"Have you ever thought that we need to make money?"
"Have you ever thought that making money also requires a bottom line?"
"Do you need a bottom line to make money?"
"Don't you think it's needed?"
"Do you need it?"
"Don't you need it?"
"Do you need it?"
"Don't you need it?"
......
Suddenly, there was a mess outside the venue, and some people crowded in, only to see that this group of people were all wearing uniform clothes, and as soon as they arrived, someone shouted: "Someone reported that you are operating without a license, and you will set up stalls casually, affecting the appearance of the city, and all things will be confiscated!"
David Zhu was overjoyed: "The government! The government has finally arrived! Help!"
The leader stopped Qin and her sister-in-law: "What are you doing! Do you have any sense of law when you kill people on the street?"
Qin said, "Good dogs don't get in the way!
The leader said, "You call me a dog?!"
Qin said, "Are you?
The leader turned around and said to his subordinates: "Make a note for this little girl, first, kill people on the street, second, attack the government, and third, leak state secrets." ”
The subordinate said, "Write it down, little girl!
The leader said: "Now I want to represent the government and arrest you!"
Reaching out to catch Qin's sister-in-law, Guiguzi pointed at him from afar, and stopped him on the spot.
The people who came with him said, "It's the other way around! Arrest this old man too!"
rushed forward with a hula, and then was stopped by Guiguzi one by one.
Qin's sister-in-law continued to hunt down and kill David Zhu.
Zhu Dawei sweated on his head, and while hiding around the people who were set on fire like a plum blossom stake, he sighed and said: "Hey! Why are they so useless? How can we defend the fruits of the people's victory?"
Although the leader could not move, he did not delay in speaking: "You are insinuating and slandering the government like this!
Someone said, "Boss, the brothers can't move their hands." ”
The leader said, "Fool!
Someone said: "Hey, if you have a good brain, everyone will stop doing this business and go to the top test." ”
The leader said: "Nonsense! Do you still need the champion talent to remember this?" Ah!!hh
Some asked, "Boss, what's wrong?"
The leader said, "Who, who? Who the fuck stabbed me in the ass?"
Qin Wuwen's hands were covered with blood and shivered from behind him: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I, I, I didn't mean to stab you, it was because he avoided it and stabbed you." Qin Sister-in-law pointed at David Zhu, but the neck of the leader couldn't be turned, and he couldn't see it, but he was smart and knew what was going on.
Some said, "Boss, we avenge you." ”
The leader said, "You can't move, take revenge! Little girl! What do you say?"
Qin Wuwen trembled and said, "I, I, I, I." ”
The leader is worthy of being the boss, and he does things simply, saying: "What am I? I don't look like a bad person like this, it's selfish." ”
Qin said, "What's wrong?"
The leader said: "I don't know how to be private, I lose money!"
Qin said: "Compensation, compensation, I compensation, how much silver?"
The leader said, "How much did you earn today?"
Qin brought the bag of silver.
The leader said: "You let the old man unlock the acupoints for everyone, we won't trouble you, just silver, everyone is from the rivers and lakes, and what they say counts." ”
Guiguzi unlocked the acupoints for everyone, and this group counted a few pieces of silver, more than three thousand taels!
David Zhu was about to cry and said, "This knife is so expensive, can you get a discount?"
The leader said, "Why don't I stab you?"
David Zhu said, "Okay!"
The leader shook his head: "Be a fool, brothers, withdraw!"
Some of the onlookers said, "Wait." ”
The leader glared: "Are you kid trying to find yourself uncomfortable?"
The man shrank his neck: "The villain doesn't dare, but." ”
The leader took a step forward and said, "But what?"
The man took a step back, stretched out his hand and pointed tremblingly, "The villain's knife is still dangling on the adult's ass." ”
The leader grinned: "Your knife attacked Lord Ben, it has a violent tendency, and it has been confiscated!"
The man looked like he was about to cry and said, "When I go home, I have to cut the ribs for my mother." ”
David Zhu stretched out his hand and pulled the knife out of the buttocks of the leader and handed it to the man, who quickly ran away.
The crowd dispersed, and Zhu David, Qin and Guiguzi looked at the empty money bags in a daze.
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