Chapter 11: Sweat Medicine

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David Zhu said: "It doesn't look good, it seems that it has begun to spy on us." Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info”

Qin said, "What?!How do you know?"

David Zhu said: "Feeling. ”

Qin said, "It won't be that you are a thief, right?"

David Zhu thought for a while: "Absolutely not." ”

Qin Sister-in-law: "Take precautions so quickly?"

David Zhu said: "It seems that it is, you think too, if we run away, this family may be killed? No, it seems that we have to use a plan." ”

The two of them spun around a few times, racking their brains to think about countermeasures.

Qin said: "I think there are three issues that need to be considered, one is that we need to use a plan to escape, the second is how to leave this place quickly, and the third is to determine where to go. ”

David Zhu said: "Yes, if you leave quickly, we will leave in the carriage, he has a horse, I know this very well, but I can't drive the carriage, will you, sister-in-law?"

Qin said: "No, the carriage must be slow, it is easy to catch up when you are found riding a horse, if you want to be fast, you have to ride away." ”

David Zhu said: "Then it will be even worse, do you know how to ride a horse?"

Qin said: "Coincidentally, Miss Ben is barely an amateur master. ”

David Zhu said, "Ah, how can you ride a horse?"

Qin said: "If you don't believe it, take a look." ”

Qin took out her mobile phone and found a photo of a horse riding for David Zhu to see.

David Zhu was stunned: "What a beautiful horse, such a dashing knight, is this really you?"

Qin said proudly: "That is, not only the person is me, but the horse is also my own, I didn't tell you, I also won the third place in the amateur horse race." ”

David Zhu said: "This horse must be worth tens of thousands, right?"

Qin said: "What do you think, sweat and blood, tens of millions." ”

David Zhu said, "Huh?"

Sister-in-law Qin said, "Ah. ”

David Zhu said pitifully: "Big guy, the little brother will follow you in the future." ”

Sister-in-law Qin patted David Zhu on the shoulder: "Okay, now that you are my person, I will form a chengguan team for you in the future." ”

David Zhu said: "Okay, I've been looking forward to this day." ”

Suddenly remembering something, David Zhu gasped: "Why is your mobile phone still charged?"

Qin said, "I've always had electricity." ”

David Zhu said: "It should be gone in the passage." ”

Qin said with a smile: "My mobile phone is not an ordinary mobile phone, it is a solar-powered mobile phone researched by the military, so as long as there is sunlight, it can be automatically charged, and there is another benefit." ”

David Zhu said, "What benefits?"

Qin said: "The memory card of my mobile phone is 100T. ”

David Zhu said: "Ah, I always thought that wealthy mobile phones were only valuable when they were inlaid with diamonds, what are you doing with such a large memory?"

Qin said: "The teacher is an authority on the study of the history of the Ming Dynasty, so I asked Baidu to be hacked and downloaded all the information about the Ming Dynasty on Baidu Encyclopedia." ”

David Zhu gasped and said, "Could this be a crime?"

Qin said: "Fool, if you don't get caught, of course you don't count." ”

David Zhu nodded: "That's the same." ”

Qin said, "Let's talk about where you want to flee to." ”

David Zhu said: "I don't know where we are now, so let's escape back to Phoenix Mountain first." ”

Qin said: "Well, that's the only way, in addition, we can also spread the maze on our way away, so that they can't think of us escaping to the mountains." ”

David Zhu said: "Yes, then the most difficult problem needs to be solved now, how to escape." ”

Qin said: "Do you know how many people are in the house? How to divide the labor, who may be spying on us?"

David Zhu said: "Haha, fortunately I am 9527, the work of this low-level subordinate is really not in vain, in addition to the old lady and your good sister, there are 27 part-time workers, 1 housekeeper, 1 account room, 5 maids, 5 male maids, 5 maids, 2 cooks, 2 grooms, 6 nursing homes, a total of 27, it is estimated that it is my good buddies who can monitor us." ”

Qin said, "Who else is there besides Niu Da Ma Er?"

David Zhu said: "There are also Yang Sanhou Four Seasons Five. ”

Qin Sister-in-law smiled and said, "Plus our Sixth Master Zhu, this is to make up the posture of the Manchu Han Dynasty." ”

David Zhu sneered and said: "I don't know how to make it up, look at this taste, it's not as good as me." ”

Qin said with a smile: "The biggest obstacle is these five people, these five people need to be outwitted, plus my father-in-law, he also needs to be outwitted, and the others can be defeated." ”

David Zhu said: "Yes, your father-in-law and mother-in-law really need to outwit, they are all good to you, as for my friends who drink and meat, it doesn't matter." ”

Qin said: "If they monitor us, I'm afraid we need to monitor 24 hours a day, and we need to work in shifts, so the average manpower may not be enough, so in fact, we still have a great chance." ”

David Zhu said: "It is reasonable, what kind of plan is made." ”

Qin said: "It's best to be a soldier without blood, and a soldier who surrenders without a fight, and it is really not good to be hard." ”

David Zhu said: "It's good to have sweat medicine." ”

Qin said: "It's easy to say, where did the sweat medicine come from." ”

David Zhu said slowly: "What if there really is?"

Qin was overjoyed: "You really have sweat medicine?"

David Zhu said: "Coincidentally, there is a small bottle." ”

Qin said, "How did you come here?"

David Zhu said: "I asked my iron buddy to buy it, and it cost a lot of silver, but unfortunately the silver is not enough." ”

Qin Sister-in-law was puzzled and said, "Who are you iron buddy?"

David Zhu said: "It is the one who steals grapes with me." ”

Qin said, "What are you doing with sweat medicine?"

David Zhu said embarrassedly: "Originally, we wanted to use it on dogs within a radius of fifty miles, but we set a five-year plan, and planned to use the method of long-distance and close attack to gradually unfold, but now this is not enough to eat until the New Year." ”

Qin was furious: "How can you eat a dog?!"

Zhu Daweiqiang smiled and said: "Isn't it because of the crime of cannibalism?" ”

Qin said, "What if you don't break the law?"

David Zhu said: "Then you can't eat people, this is a matter of principle!"

Qin said angrily: "Okay! Okay! Even if you have ambition, listen, if you still want to be with me in the future, you are not allowed to eat dogs, how cute dogs are, how can you bear it." ”

David Zhu said: "What do you eat if you don't eat dogs?"

Qin said in a vicious voice: "Eat grass!"

David Zhu grinned: "Okay." ”

Sister-in-law Qin asked, "Really?"

David Zhu nodded: "Really." ”

Qin said: "That's good, so that we have a way, I guess if I pretend to agree, it's close to mid-autumn, they will definitely set up a banquet to celebrate, and then I came up with the idea to get the whole family involved, and when the time comes, put the sweat medicine into the wine, and make this group all fascinated, I guess I must be at the same table with my father-in-law, I only drink water and don't drink alcohol at the table, I find an opportunity to put the sweat medicine in the wine, you must be with the security team, just drink and don't drink water, you put the sweat medicine in the water, so that we can run out?" ”

Sure enough, in the evening, Mrs. Qin asked her in private, and Mrs. Qin pretended to be shy and had to think about it for two days, and on the third day, she reluctantly agreed, Mrs. Qin was overjoyed and told Qin Dashan overnight. The next day, Qin Dashan announced that a banquet would be held at noon and everyone would participate, and this day also happened to be the Mid-Autumn Festival.

In the morning, I bought wine and food and a variety of items, and at noon set up four tables, and there was a table of Mrs. Qin, Mrs. Qin, and a housekeeper, and bamboo incense and chrysanthemum incense were served. The second table outside is headed by Mei Xianglanxiang and five maids, the third table is the account room with five male maids, and the fourth table is placed in the next room next to Zhu Dawei because the room is not big enough, with Zhu David as the head and four people and two grooms in the nursing home, less Niu Da, Niu Da goes to the door on duty and does not come in to drink, less captain Niu Da, and the others are faintly headed by Zhu Dawei, because everyone already knows in private that Qin Dawei is going to enter the palace.

On the wine table, Qin Wuwen didn't stick to the wine, only drank water. Because it was a girl, others persuaded them not to insist, after three rounds of wine, Qin Sister-in-law stood up, walked to Zhuxiang's side, asked for the wine pot in Zhuxiang's hand and said: "Sister-in-law is favored by her father-in-law and mother-in-law, and is accepted as a righteous daughter, with brocade clothes and jade food, if you are a child, you will be recreated, and the child should respect her father-in-law and mother with two glasses of wine." ”

Qin Dashan said, "Okay, child, I'll drink this wine." Mrs. Qin also drank it all with a smile on her face, and Mrs. Qin shook the wine jug, walked to the place of the wine bottle and poured wine into the wine jug, but took the opportunity to put the sweat medicine in her sleeve into it.

Qin Sister-in-law said: "The child originally intended to be happy, and he didn't want to be able to talk about the grace of heaven, the gratifying Qin family is a glorious ancestor, and the sad one can not fulfill filial piety when they gather short and long, and the sister-in-law will toast two more glasses of wine." ”

Qin Dashan and Mrs. Qin said, "Okay." "I drank it all in one go.

Qin and her grandmother knew that the effect of this medicine was related to weight, and Qin Dashan weighed the heaviest, so she specially toasted a few more cups, and gave two cups each to the housekeeper and sister. Menghan Medicine Qin didn't listen to Zhu David's words, she didn't dare to put a lot of it, she was afraid of eating people's lives, and she only waited anxiously for the result on the table outside Zhu Dawei.

Let's talk about David Zhu, David Zhu is the most lively at the table, and everyone shouts five or six drinks, except for the two older old grooms who are more reserved, the nursing team lives up to expectations, including Zhu Dawei, who has been completely naked, but Zhu Dawei has always been weak in his heart, because Niu Da refused to come to drink, saying that he was on duty at the door.

The person who was drinking on the table had been completely dizzy by David Zhu's flickering, and David Zhu's toasts kept coming, what man doesn't drink, he can't make friends. Deep feelings, stuffy mouthful, shallow feelings, lick a lick, thick feelings, not enough to drink, thin feelings, can't drink, feelings iron, drink blood. One, two, two, two gargle, three, two, four or two are not considered wine, five, two, six, two support the wall, and seven, two, eight, and I don't go. If you can drink three taels and half a catty, such cadres can rest assured that they can drink half a catty and drink eight taels, and such cadres must be cultivated. In short, they are all neologisms that everyone has never heard, if you don't drink it, you will get drunk, plus the wine is also good wine, usually everyone has no chance to drink it, it is the Mid-Autumn Festival, Zhu Dawei is half of the country's uncle, who dares not to give face, so everyone drank happily and was confused.

Zhu Dawei had already put a large amount of sweat medicine in the teapot, the medicinal power and wine power were two-pronged, and the gods couldn't resist it, and the people at the table were basically all asleep, only one Ma Er's tongue had been bent, and he was still very tenacious and did not fall.

David Zhu was already too drunk, his two eyelids were fighting, and he was so dizzy that he wanted to fall asleep, but at the moment of life and death, he gritted his teeth and insisted.

Looking at Ma Er, he couldn't help but admire himself: "If it weren't for the big event today, I would definitely not be able to drink him." ”

At the moment, I was a little anxious in my heart, and said with a smile on my face: "Ma, second brother Ma, my brother is special when I see you for the first time, special, that fate, in fact, I think the relationship between the two of us is better than that of Niu, brother, brother, I will give you three more cups." ”

Ma Er pointed at David Zhu with his tongue: "Fake, fake, fake, false! Usually you kid and, and, Niu Da walks the most, the most, close! Don't think I don't know, now, now, now you want me to drink." ”

David Zhu said, "Then, then, do you drink or not?"

Ma Er bared his tongue and said, "Drink, drink! No, no, I still have a big Wagyu cow in the afternoon, take turns, and be on duty." ”

David Zhu said: "It's worth it, it's worth it, what class, you see that the brothers are all happy, if you don't drink, it's just, it's just that you look down on my little brother." ”

Ma Er said: "You can't drink too much if you beat or die, master, master, you still have a task." ”

David Zhu was a little anxious, and said: "You, you, you, do you know that in the future, when our sister-in-law enters the palace, I will be regarded as half an uncle of the country, and I will not give this face, be careful to give you a little shoes to wear in the future."

Ma Er said: "What, what, what country uncle! I will see Lord Yama in the future, haha, this, this, this is a secret, I can't tell you, this is really a secret." ”

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