Chapter 0467: The Most Critical Slaps

Phoenix Hua's eyes turned around in her eye sockets more than a dozen times, and she whispered to me: "Husband, they don't care about their heads, why don't you carry the corpse out?"

I'm not afraid of the dead, I just feel more and more faceless if I go on like this; then, I'm scared away one by one, who else is in the court? The corpse can't be placed in the court! Weighing the pros and cons, I gritted my teeth and walked over......

The matchmaker held the corpse tightly and did not let her move, so she dragged her away, threw her aside, carried the corpse, and was about to get out of the chamber......

Strange things happened! The corpse flashed and disappeared on my shoulder, leaving not a drop of blood and nothing wrong.

I was stunned! I looked around, I thought about it for a long time, and I couldn't figure it out......

The matchmaker went around in a frenzy and came to me and shouted, "Master Guan, compensate my man! Otherwise, I will fight with you!"

What is this? I dodged left and right, but I was still grabbed by the matchmaker's teeth and claws, and I was so suffocated that I slapped her hard in the face......

The matchmaker's head shook a few times, and her eyes became very bright, and she looked around and asked, "What's wrong?"

Phoenix thought that she still wanted to find the corpse, so she pointed her finger at the yacha next to her and said, "He likes you!"

The matchmaker looked left and right for a while, and then shook his head and said, "He likes me?" Tell you, how many years have I been pulling the red line, and I have never considered getting married!"

The yacha, who was drilled into his body by the yin fire, came to the matchmaker stupidly and said: "Although your hand has hugged the man's corpse, I still don't dislike it; don't have any worries; marry me with confidence!"

The matchmaker glanced at him, and seemed to be ready to say: "What are you doing to marry a poor bastard? I want to marry the official master and become a real main house!"

As soon as I heard this, I was stunned! Doesn't this psychotic like corpses? How could it be pulled on me?

The matchmaker turned her eyes around a few times, stared at me, and said plainly, "You just went to find the dead! Don't take people for big fools!"

"She, she, she, she seems to be fine! Talking like a normal person?" I stared at the matchmaker carefully for a long time, and I still had doubts in my heart.

Yacha, who was drilled through his body by the yin fire, knelt in front of the matchmaker madly, drooping his head and begging: "Marry me! You are the 'red mother' in my heart?"

The matchmaker saw that he was stupid, and she still had intentions in her heart; she didn't say anything superfluous, but kicked him to the ground, and scolded him sharply: "Die! How can there be such a shameless man?"

Yacha, who was drilled through his body by the yin fire, had a very painful stomach, hugged his hands tightly, and rolled around in the ground: "Alas, alas", shouting.

The matchmaker stared with a pair of vicious eyes, jumping up and down and scolding: "It's better to die early! Who will pity you!"

"She, she, she, she, she

At this time, Phoenix Flower had an idea again, and whispered into my ear: "Looking at the matchmaker like this, there may be no problem with the brain?"

I could smell the scent of the phoenix, not as charming as the other woman! and there was a strange smell;

It makes people feel very uncomfortable! The heart that wants to marry her is getting darker and darker.

Yacha, who had been drilled through his body by the yin fire, rolled in the ground for a while, slowly stopped, seemed to be relieved, hugged his body, supported himself, got up with difficulty, and said, "Mother Hong, you kicked me, I want to marry you and come back!"

The matchmaker didn't say a word, but was slapped in the face, spat in his face, and scolded: "Dead dog! Don't look at your own virtue?

Suddenly, Lu Cuihua's laughter came from outside the yamen: "There is a psychopath here! Why don't you send him to the hospital? Can the case be decided here?"

This reminded me that I pulled the horse's face and snorted vigorously at the matchmaker: "It's okay! Why don't you leave?"

Lu Cuihua was at the door considering whether to come in, lingering for a while, and was about to fly away......

The matchmaker didn't want to leave, but she had to call Lu Cuihua back: "Wait, there's still something to do!"

"What a strange thing! what could happen to her?" I looked at the matchmaker closely, not believing that she would be fine in such a short time.

However, the yacha, who was drilled through his body by the yin fire, had more than one woman in his eyes, and even Lu Cuihua was also taken a fancy to: shouted a crazy voice: "Don't go, Meimei, I want to marry you!" said that, enduring the pain, he pounced on him......

Looking at him like that, there are still problems; talking and acting are completely different from matchmakers; do you really want to rape Lu Cuihua?

The more I looked at it, the more wrong it became, and I immediately went over to stop it: "Okay! Don't pretend to be crazy and stupid; ”

Yacha, who was drilled through his body by the yin fire, didn't care about anything, suddenly pushed me, and blatantly jumped out of the door, eager to catch Lu Cuihua......

At this time, Lu Cuihua hid, screamed sharply, flicked from outside the door, and turned behind me to look for protection......

"Why didn't she fly away?

I pointed with my hand at the yacha who had been drilled by the yin fire, glared at my eyes and shouted: "Don't come nonsense! Otherwise, I will pick your skin!"

The yacha who was drilled through the body by the yin fire, pretending to be crazy and stupid, and being cowardly, reached out behind me to arrest people......

This pushed me to the extreme! Tightly sealed his collar, slapped him several times, and his face turned red, to see if he dared to do it?

After a while, he shook his head, covered his red and swollen face with his hands, and said a normal sentence: "I'm sorry, Master Guan!"

I was so angry that my eyes were about to bulge out, and I pointed my hand at the tip of his nose and shouted: "If you dare to mess around again, I will let you wear the bottom of the prison!"

With a "bang", he knelt at his feet and shouted vigorously: "Master Guan, please!

I pulled the gloomy horse's face, stared at him and roared: "Palm, slap!

Everyone looked at him, and slapped palm after palm on his red and swollen face, feeling more and more black and blue......

The matchmaker's anger also disappeared, and she didn't want to look any further, so she shouted: "Stop fighting!

Phoenix Flower understands better than others, and says in person: "

He's cured! Don't you see it? He doesn't speak like he did just now!"

They were so annoyed by their endless quarrels! I couldn't help but shout, "Stop! Stand up and lean against the wall!"

The yacha, who had been drilled through by the yin fire, cowered and stood up, his eyes hidden, and stood by the wall in an orderly manner......

"Is he really okay?" I was confused: was the Yin Fire still in his body?

The phoenix flower doesn't know, and it's not easy to say directly, she wants to turn a corner and point to the handprint with her fingers;

I had to call my handprint to my side, stare at it and ask, "What the hell is going on?"

The mudra didn't speak, but a picture popped up, showing that there was a yang fire in my palm, and when the two slaps hit him in the face, the dark light in his body slipped away.

No one sees this, but what does it say?

The picture turned over, and it was the back of the yacha, and the dark light went into the soil from below.

Everyone is confused: what is this dark light?

Mudra doesn't answer, it's always like that, and it makes everyone unhappy......

When this matter is clarified, I remember that Qi Da ran away, what should I do? Now is the time to employ people, facing the yacha order that has been drilled by the dark light: "Report the name?"

He stood by the wall and reported slowly: "Master Guan, my name is Niu Erhuo! Haven't you already been named?"

I didn't want to answer, I was so uncomfortable to hear his name, and asked, "Who gave you the name?"

Niu Erwu didn't have to think about it, he understood in his heart, and said embarrassedly: "My father's surname is Niu, and everyone calls him a big brag, so that his son will be like him in the future, so he gave me this name!"

"It seems that the head of the ox is not in the horse's mouth, and it can make up ......for it." "Think about it; Niu Er's goods are originally Niu Er's goods!" Order: "Go and arrest Qi Da Crooked!"

Niu Erwu searched for a long time, only to find that Lan Tang came in from outside the door, and begged in a panic: "Teach me, right? Otherwise, where will I go to find Qi Da Crooked?"

Lan Tang was weak-hearted, stared at me for a long time, and didn't dare to say a word......

I had no choice but to order: "Lan Tang, take him with you, and teach him well!"

Lan Tang didn't look for Mu Gua, nor did he call Xiao Lizi, he just stared at Niu Erwu and said, "Follow me!"

Niu Erwu was really obedient and followed Lan Tang away......

In addition, there are matchmakers, Lu Cuihua, Phoenix Flower and Wan Bushi, Xia Dairen, etc., but they don't see Mu Gua and Xiao Lizi; what are they doing?

The question arises again! Who is the woman who married Qi Da's son? How did his son die?

In response to this problem, the phoenix flower does not need to think about it, just pointing to a handprint and not saying a word.

This action attracts all eyes and stares at the ......

I had to discuss with the mudra: "Can you tell me? Who killed Qi Da's son?"

The woman in the handprint did not speak, and no picture flashed......

I didn't

There is a little face, and he is about to get off the stage, and this anger can only be vented on the body of the handprint, clenched his fists tightly, and is about to hit the ......

I haven't made a move yet, my handprints are getting darker and darker, and I'm disappearing in front of my eyes, no matter how crazy I scream, and my dead brother-in-law won't come out!

Everybody saw the problem and looked at the matchmaker's face, and needless to say, I understood...... Stared at her with vicious eyes and asked, "Didn't you do this marriage?" Find out Qi Da's crooked daughter-in-law?"

The matchmaker pointed to Lu Cuihua in a panic, thought about it, and retracted her hand, but was confused and couldn't find the answer.

The more the phoenix flower looked at it, the more unpleasant it became, and said to the matchmaker: "Think about it, is there anything that is the same? After a long time, it is inevitable that you will forget ......."

The matchmaker searched for the memories in her brain and woke up like a dream: "I remembered......" Before everyone was ready, she flicked her legs in a panic and flew away through the gate......

"Does she want to run away?" the officials were very anxious, staring at me and asking, "Master, will we chase after me?"

(End of this chapter) I want to talk about "Xiandao Shengzun" with more like-minded people, pay attention to "excellent reading literature" on WeChat, talk about life, and find confidants~