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Fan Xiaojian: "Why do you always show up at a time and place where you shouldn't be?"

Liu Ziyao: "Are you a men's toilet or a men's bathhouse? Why can't I show up? Don't talk nonsense, what did you call me just now?"

Fan Xiaojian: "Wronged government, my name is not you, it's another Wang." Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ”

Liu Ziyao: "I'll go back and talk to my sister-in-law!Tell me your true face!"

Fan Xiao was stunned for a while: "Why did she come out of nowhere?" Regardless of her, it matters most, Brother Zhang, to be honest, are you jealous of me?"

The purple-faced dragon snorted: "One person, one life, I don't have the time to be jealous of you." ”

Fan Xiaojian nodded: "I understand, I still have prejudices against me." ”

The guy smiled on the side and asked, "Master Hou, what about the?"

Fan Xiaojian looked down at the dog, the dog stared at the table and swallowed saliva, wagged his tail, whimpered in his mouth, and looked at Fan Xiaojian affectionately.

Fan Xiaojian was stunned by Liu Ziyao, so he waved his hand: "Take a bone away!" and said to the purple-faced dragon: "Don't talk about the rest, let's compare wine and gamble knives, come!

The two of them drank a bowl of wine, Fan Xiaojian's amount of wine was really not blown, ten bowls down, both of them drank more than three catties, the purple-faced dragon began to be unable to stand up, his face was flushed, his eyes were straight, but he still gritted his teeth and insisted, looking at the short song from time to time, and then looking at Fan Xiaojian.

Fan Xiaojian also felt dizzy and hot, but it was no problem to drink the purple-faced dragon, looking at his greedy appearance and couldn't help but be secretly funny, and said in his heart that the fire was coming, and he couldn't be poured anymore.

Fan Xiaojian: "I think since Brother Zhang likes it, I'll give you these two things." The so-called treasure knife is given to the martyrs, and fat powder is given to the beauties. ”

The purple-faced dragon was stunned, looking at the tanka handed over and still unable to believe it. But both hands quickly took it, and twitched the tanka, only to see that the ashes were inconspicuous, and there was no light, I really couldn't believe that it was so sharp, and couldn't help grinning: "Good knife! Good knife! Good knife!" and said, "I'll try." ”

Stretched out his hand and cut off the corner of the table with the tanka "brush", only to feel that it was smooth like cutting a piece of tofu, and he didn't feel it at all, and when he saw the corner of the table "click" on the ground, he couldn't help but praise: "It's a good knife!"

I looked at it again and again, and my heart was itching: "I'll try again." ”

Stretched out his hand to "brush" the tanka across the table legs, only to see the table legs also "snap" and fall to the ground, and said with a smile: "I didn't feel it, amazing!"

Fan Xiaojian: "You!" suddenly reached out and grabbed the wine jar on the table.

Purple-faced Dragon: "What's wrong with me?"

Before he finished speaking, the table was missing a leg, "Crack!" fell to the ground, plates, bowls, wine cups, teacups, teapots, smashed to the ground, and the wine and food were sprinkled with a purple-faced dragon by the way.

Only the wine jar was in Fan Xiaojian's hands, safe and sound.

The purple-faced dragon held "Xiao Li Flying Knife" in one hand and a short song in the other hand for a long time, patted his head, and said with a smile: "Look at my brain, I'm confused, why did I cut the table legs myself?"

Fan Xiao saw that he said, "Two!" and said with a smile: "It's okay." He shouted: "Come on, clean up another table!" looked at the wine jar in his hand, and suddenly patted his head: "I'm also two! I can't turn the corner, so I just grabbed the wine jar and forgot to hold the table." ”

The two looked at each other and couldn't help but laugh in unison.

So the table was changed again, and the man re-served the wine and food, and cleaned the original one.

The purple-faced dragon cocked his thumb: "Master Fan is so righteous, I used to look at you unpleasantly, but I didn't expect you to be a real man!"

Fan Xiaojian said that he really has money to make the ghost grind, and when the good things are sent, he will change from a girl to a master, and he will not even be exempted from surgery, so he explained: "Actually, this has always been my true color." ”

The purple-faced dragon smiled and said, "Fan Hou Ye gave me the treasure knife for nothing, is there something wrong?" Say, no matter how big the matter, I will agree to the purple-faced dragon." After that, he patted his chest and asked suspiciously: "You won't offend Chief Jia, right?"

Fan Xiaojian retorted: "Brother Zhang thinks too much, how could I offend Section Chief Jia with such a good character, and besides, Section Chief Jia has such a high quality, even if I really offend him, he shouldn't be angry." ”

The purple-faced dragon nodded suspiciously: "That's the same." ”

Fan Xiaojian: "I'm proud of you. ”

The purple-faced dragon suddenly realized: "I know, you are talking about the establishment of a base in Taiwan and ask me for help." ”

Fan Xiaojian asked, "Section Chief Jia told you just now?"

The purple-faced dragon said: "I didn't say it just now, I guessed it, in fact, Chief Jia told me a long time ago, and I agreed a long time ago." Since Hou Ye Fan has such great sincerity, this matter is even more fine, it is all wrapped up in me, who dares to make trouble, first weigh how heavy his head is. I'm sure I'll do my best to help you, rest assured. ”

Fan Xiaojian nodded: "In addition to this, I admire Brother Zhang's personality and want to be a brother of the opposite sex with you." ”

The purple-faced dragon asked, "Fan Hou Ye admires my personality, won't you?"

Fan Xiaojian asked rhetorically: "Isn't Brother Zhang's personality worthy of admiration?" ”

The purple-faced dragon thought about it and nodded: "That's right, it's really worth admiring." ”

Fan Xiaojian smiled: "That's why I want to worship Brother Zhang." ”

At the moment, the two became friends in the small restaurant, Zhang Xiaoshun is thirty-seven years old and is the eldest brother, and Fan Xiaojian is twenty-five years old and is the younger brother.

The two began to drink again, this time without guilt, talking and laughing, both of them took out their dark sides and sunned, and when it came to the proud, they couldn't help but hate each other.

The purple-faced dragon said sincerely: "Actually, I arrived in the army, which improved my consciousness, the army is really a melting pot, if my brother can cross back in the future, he will also be a soldier, and the eldest brother will ensure that you will be tempered into steel." ”

Fan Xiaojian said: "Brother's temper is not very reliable, if we really go back together in the future, if the eldest brother likes it, I can also go back to the army, our military and civilian family is the same." I don't worry about anything else, I'm worried that if it is not good to be reformed by the troops, it will be troublesome to discredit the troops. ”

The purple-faced dragon was stunned for a moment and said, "Okay, it's still brother who understands." ”

Fan Xiaojian lowered his voice and said: "When the time comes, we will go back with a large number of treasures, the eldest brother is in the army, buy a diploma, with the ability of the eldest brother, you can buy a general in the future." When the time comes, my car will get a military license plate, and there will be no charge for any road card in the future, and then I will deliberately drive slowly at this toll booth, how about this?"

The purple-faced dragon shook his hand: "No, no, no, you really can't go to the army, buy the general's business, forget it." ”

The two of them chatted nonsense, Fan Xiaojian was curious about what this group of pirates was usually busy with, and the purple-faced dragon was curious about what the emperor Lao'er was busy with every day.

From the differences to the commonalities, and to the tanka, the purple-faced dragon asked what kind of knife this knife was, and how could it be so powerful.

Fan Xiao saw that his heart was coming, so he smiled and pointed to the seal characters on the tanka and said, "Big brother, do you recognize these two words?"

The purple-faced dragon stared at the two seal characters drunkenly, posed at several angles, and asked, "Where do you start reading?"

Fan Xiaojian was bursting with a sense of superiority: "From the first word." ”

So he was with Qin Yue, he was almost killed when he met Qin's big liar, and was rescued by Qin Yue, Qin Yue's sister-in-law gave a good idea, and the three of them became brothers and sisters with different surnames, and Qin Yue's gift of knives was all said as it was. In particular, the origin of the short song is said to be fantastical, and it has reached the realm of fantasy and fairy tales.

And the purpose of the tanka is to protect Qin Yue's daughter-in-law, this point has been repeated eight times, and this knife is Qin Yue's family heirloom, and it will be returned to Qin Yue in the future, this point has been repeated eighteen times.

Finally, he held his chin and stared at Fang Liang leisurely: "In my young life, there are not many people I admire, but Brother Qin is the person I admire the most, he is really heroic." Especially the Vietnamese devils were leveled, which was too relieving. It's a pity that he hasn't come back yet, and I don't know when I'll see him. ”

The purple-faced dragon nodded, and when it came to heroism and chivalry, he didn't feel as good as Qin Yue.

Fan Xiao sighed when he saw it, quite the artistic conception of a woman in the boudoir complaining about parting: "I don't know when Brother Qin Yue will come back." "Said it three times.

"I must work hard to be worthy of Brother Qin. "I have said it five times, especially for Brother Qin, who uses an accentuated tone, biased towards heavy bass, although the voice is low, it can penetrate the soul more deeply.

The purple-faced dragon also held his chin and stared at the position of the beam.

Suddenly!

The purple-faced dragon said, "No, brother. ”

Fan Xiao was taken aback, and asked repeatedly: "What's wrong, big brother, what's wrong, big brother, is something wrong with big brother Qin?"

The purple-faced dragon said categorically: "This tanka big brother can't ask for it." ”

Fan Xiaojian was stunned and asked, "For the cat?"

So the purple-faced dragon and Fan Xiaojian explained why this knife couldn't be given away, because the first was Qin Yue's family heirloom, and it would be returned to Qin Yue in the future, and second, it was now used to protect Qin Yue's sister-in-law. The two key points are explained clearly and clearly.

Fan Xiaojian finally suddenly realized: "Big brother, we are now righteous brothers, we are all a family, can't I send you?"

The purple-faced dragon shook his head with a pale face: "No." ”

Fan Xiaojian couldn't help but feel embarrassed, scratching his ears and cheeks: "Then what should I do?"

The purple-faced dragon smiled: "This, this, what else should I do?" What a stupid brother, big brother will return it to you." ”

Fan Xiaojian was greatly moved: "The younger brother is confused, he only cares about brotherhood, or the eldest brother understands it, but since the thing has been given away, and he has to come back, how embarrassed is this, but how can I refuse the eldest brother's intentions? ”

After saying that, he took out the "Longquan Hundred Refining Techniques" from his sleeve and handed it to the purple-faced dragon, but his hand was not immediately retracted.

The purple-faced dragon took the book and was overjoyed: "It's still the thoughtful thinking of the virtuous brother." ”

returned the short song to Fan Xiaojian, and Fan Xiaojian hurriedly put it away.

The purple-faced dragon held his chin and stared at the beams of the room.

Fan Xiaojian also held his chin and stared at the beam.

Long.

Suddenly, the purple-faced dragon stood up and looked at Fan Xiaojian with a fierce voice: "You, you, you, you mentioned swearing to Qin Yue, just to prevent me from taking this tank, you, you, you are simply a, mix, mix, mix." Suddenly, he sat down on the chair, and with a "bang", his head fell on the table.