Chapter 22: Jade Flower
readx;? Elder Kuanggu said angrily: "This old immortal has a straight face all day long!"
Gongsun snorted leisurely: "Uncle Shi, you, you scolded him?" Senior Brother Caoshen snickered on the side. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info
Elder Kuanggu said: "I, Kuang Gu, have the highest rank in the Heavenly Immortal Realm, and several of their elders have to call me uncle, what's wrong with scolding them?"
Gongsun leisurely: "This"
Elder Kuanggu was furious: "Especially that white-eyed Taoist, old-fashioned, pedantic, and unruly! It's really annoying to watch, hum!"
Zhou Quanshu: "......"
Since coming to Tianchong Mountain, Zhou Quanshu felt uncomfortable every time he heard the word "pedantic", and then looked at the angry expression of Master Kuanggu, he was really scared into a cold sweat, Zhou Quanshu quickly entered the back room and continued to sort out the medical books.
Gongsun Youran's face was in pain, who cares who is with whom? shouted: "Uncle Shi, I ......"
Elder Kuanggu continued to vent: "In the past, the disciples who came to Tianchong Mountain to cultivate, he always picked up the disciples with good qualifications first, and kept some crooked melons and cracked dates for us. "I think this is one of the reasons why Elder Kuanggu has always been reluctant to accept disciples, and it is not possible to have a good disciple inheritance.
Li Yong said: "Is Aoki Fengzhen an elder?"
Senior Brother Cao Shen said: "Senior Brother Zhenzi is an elder of Aoki Peak, with a strange temperament and uninhibited speech, and often quarrels with several elders. ”
Elder Kuanggu flicked his sleeves and said, "You see that the Baimei Daoist punishes the disciples of various peaks all day long, which one doesn't hide when he sees him? After the first battle of Wanyouyuan, the vitality of our Tianchong Immortal Realm was greatly injured, in order to revisit the mountain all day long, he set up the person who crossed the Sandu Pass to collect the cultivators, and the comer must cut off the cangmu of Tianchong Mountain, otherwise even the gate of our Tianchong Immortal Realm will not be able to enter. Do you see that he raised the threshold of the Heavenly Immortal Realm higher, and turned away those who were qualified and sincere cultivators, and it was useless to engage in those rules?"
Gongsun leisurely saw that Elder Kuanggu had been indignant all the time, and felt a little loveless, and said weakly: "Yes, leisurely just cut down the cangmu, so I have to practice martial arts with the three senior brothers in the hut below, and only after cutting the cangmu in the future can I enter the fairy world." ”
Elder Kuanggu said: "With such regulations, how can those who have not cultivated and worked hard cut down the cangmu? In the past ten years, I don't know how many capable and talented people have been turned away. ”
Gongsun leisurely tears flashed with tears, hoping that Elder Kuanggu could heal his face quickly, and said, "Uncle Shi, my ......"
Elder Kuanggu said: "Call me master in the future, do you know?" Gongsun nodded leisurely and painfully, and said in despair: "Master......"
Elder Kuanggu nodded and smiled, "Well, let's take you for example, although it looks like a waste wood at a glance. But on the whole, the musculoskeletal system is as delicate as the five elements are blended together, you are a small young man, and you have no martial arts cultivation to accumulate on weekdays, so you must be cutting down the barnwood. ”
Gongsun leisurely: "......"
Master Kuanggu looked at Gongsun Youran's injured eyes, sighed and said, "You don't have to worry, after a few **** see Elder Baimei, he will talk to him and let you return to my Lingcao Peak, so that you can practice in Lingcao Peak with peace of mind." ”
Gongsun said leisurely: "Master, I ......"
Elder Kuanggu said: "I understand what you mean, do you want to say that you haven't cut down the cangmu, and you haven't become a disciple of the outer sect of the Heavenly Worship Immortal Realm, so you can't cultivate the immortal method, right?" Gongsun spread his arms leisurely and fell on the table and gasped deeply.
Senior Brother Grass Ginseng prepared the ground herbs, added a layer of dog skin plaster, and approached Li Yong and stuck it on his buttocks.
"Ah......h
Senior Brother Cao Shen said: "What's there to call this, it's like killing a pig!"
Li Yong sweated profusely and said, "Senior Brother Caoshen, I won't have bone necrosis, right?"
Senior Brother Caoshen said: "It's okay, the swelling will go down after two or three days of recuperation." Li Yong rolled his eyes and said, "Senior Brother Caoshen, you see that my buttocks are seriously injured, I'm afraid I won't be able to walk the mountain road, and I won't be able to send medicine to the peaks, you see?"
Senior Brother Caoshen thought about it, turned his head and shouted outside the door: "Senior Brother Xia Cao, let's help Senior Brother Li Yong deliver medicine to various peaks in the next few days." Senior Brother Xia Cao answered outside.
Li Yong was overjoyed: although his buttocks were swollen by the fairy, he could rest for a few days, which could be regarded as a blessing in disguise.
Senior Brother Cao Shen said: "Look at your appearance, is it much better, or ......."
When Li Yong heard this, he hurriedly said: "No, it's not good, it hurts, it hurts...... Li Yong's expression twisted and kept grieving.
Senior Brother Caoshen cleaned up and said, "Later, Senior Brother Gongsun has applied the medicine, and you can go back and rest together." Li Yong responded: "Okay, I'll just rest on my stomach for a few days, and I won't get in the way." ”
Senior Brother Cao Shen nodded and said, "Originally, a few junior brothers of Cao Shen prepared a medicinal hot pot tonight, planning to nourish it, it seems that the junior brother can't go, I'm busy." Senior Brother Cao Shen sighed, turned around and walked out the door.
Li Yong immediately raised his head: "Ah, senior brother, senior brother, I ......" Li Yong was in a dilemma, should he say that his legs and feet are good, or that he is not good?
Zhou Quanshu sneered in the back room, and quickly covered his mouth and continued to write.
Elder Kuanggu pierced Gongsun Youran's head and face with silver needles, and Gongsun Youran sat on a stool and leaned on the table with his back facing the sky, and said, "Master, you pierced so many holes in my face, you won't leave marks on your face, right?"
Elder Kuanggu said: "Don't move your face, I'm using a silver needle to dredge your qi and blood, and if you cast the spell properly, it won't leave a mark." Gongsun Youran's face stiffened, his mouth opened slightly, and his tongue muttered in his mouth: "Master, it's uncomfortable for me to look up like this." ”
Elder Kuanggu looked up at the bed next to him, saw that Li Yong was asleep, and said, "Li Yong is asleep, you can bear with it for a while, don't move." ”
Gongsun said leisurely: "Master, you said that my qualifications are suitable for cultivating immortals? Senior Brother Liyan said that I have to practice for three years before I can cut down the cangmu, and Uncle Baimei sighed and shook his head when he saw my appearance at Sandu Pass that day, I, I'm afraid I will live up to your expectations." ”
After Elder Kuanggu finished applying the silver needle, he straightened up: "Yes, on the surface, you are very ordinary, although you are born white and delicate, you are just born with a good skin. ”
Gongsun leisurely: "......"
Elder Kuanggu continued, "However, if you develop your potential, it is also limitless, it depends on whether you can work diligently. ”
Gongsun was expressionless: "Oh." ”
Elder Kuanggu frowned and said, "You just said that you are only seventeen, well, your body is too weak." ”
Gongsun leisurely: "Master, my body is not false, and it is strong......
Elder Kuanggu said, "You better cut down the barn wood for three years first." ”
Gongsun Youran's eyes widened: "Huh?"
Elder Kuanggu said: "First practice your body well, and lay a good foundation before you can practice the superior immortal method." When Gongsun Youran heard this, he understood the deep meaning and said, "Well, Youran will practice diligently according to the master's instructions." ”
Elder Kuanggu nodded and said, "Well, the children can be taught. Elder Kuanggu paced back and forth in the room for two steps, and said, "This time, the white-eyed old man has missed a talent for me, hehe." ”
Gongsun leisurely: "Huh?"
Elder Kuanggu said: "Actually, ten years ago, we in the Heavenly Immortal Realm could accept disciples by ourselves, so that we could slowly and carefully train outstanding disciples. Oh, it's not that the master is afraid of that white eyebrow, if we exceed the rules, he will be like a fly and will not play anymore, and he will keep shouting at us, and he will be annoyed. So, leisurely, you first chop the barn wood to practice your strength, and before that, you can pour tea and water for the teacher to do some trivial work. ”
Gongsun leisurely looked up at the roof: "Oh. "I think that in the past, it was the servants who served tea and poured water for themselves, but now that it is my turn to step into the field, it is indescribable to describe all the feelings in my heart.
Elder Kuanggu said: "When teaching the immortal method to others as a teacher, you can listen to it and memorize it by heart, and then comprehend and practice it yourself when no one is around, presumably your cultivation will increase in a short time, and it is natural to cut down the cangmu." ”
Gongsun muttered leisurely: "Master, how long will it take to learn?"
Elder Kuanggu said, "Well, then it depends on your understanding. However, don't worry, it's important to lay a good foundation, and in the future, you will make rapid progress in cultivating the Immortal Fa, you know?"
Gongsun leisurely: "Oh. ”
Elder Kuanggu snorted softly and said, "This white-eyed old Taoist used to say that white-faced people have no wisdom roots, and they can't learn the superior immortal method. Elder Kuanggu and Gongsun glanced at each other leisurely, and then said: "I want him to see what kind of apprentice I have come out of the Kuanggu Sect, who looks dignified all day long, and he hates it when he looks at it. More than 300 years ago, wasn't he also a weak white-faced handsome student? After marrying Bai Xue, the most beautiful fairy in our fairy world, he was embarrassed to talk about others, hum. ”
Gongsun was a little surprised, and said, "Master, did you say that he was handsome when he was young?"
Elder Kuanggu said angrily: "Otherwise, how could his white eyebrows attract the favor of Princess Wen Yao of the Demon Sect?"
Gongsun was shocked and said, "What a strange anecdote!"
Elder Kuanggu waved his hand and sighed: "Back then, we went to the Demon Palace together to save people, and two days later, he saw his pregnant wife Bai Xue thirsty and died in the dungeon of the Demon Palace. After returning to the Tianchong Immortal Realm, Bai Mei's temperament changed greatly, and he became indifferent and stereotyped, and later became the elder of Canglong Peak in charge of the criminal laws of the Immortal Realm, and he was severely punished when he encountered disciples who violated the door rules, so that for more than 200 years, the disciples of all peaks in the Tianchong Immortal Realm were afraid of him. ”
Gongsun leisurely said with some emotion: "It seems that he changed his heart because he was stimulated, and he is also a poor person, there is no love and hate for no reason." ”
Elder Kuanggu said: "Oh, do evil, harm our immortal world, alas. ”
Gongsun said leisurely: "That day, we crossed the Sandu Pass, and when I saw that he was still smiling at the six-year-old girl Zhou Yiyi, I really couldn't see it......"
Elder Kuanggu said: "It's all old things, don't mention it." I'll just say, his old eyes are dizzy and pedantic! What did you just say, smiling at others with white eyebrows? It's a strange thing that we haven't seen him smile once in decades. ”
Gongsun laughed twice leisurely.
Elder Kuanggu said: "I said that he is pedantic, don't believe it, just take the Chenlu of Weaver Girl Peak." Ten years ago, Xianrou rescued her at the hands of a gang of mountain bandits, when Chenlu was only an eight-year-old orphan. Slender accepted Chen Lu as an apprentice to teach the fairy law, and the white-eyed old Taoist blamed Slender for breaking the door rules in public many times because of this incident. Look at it, it's only been ten years, and the profundity of the immortal method practiced by Chen Lu has impressed everyone, so what kind of fairy tree do you say that his white eyebrows must be cut down by Chen Lu at a young age? It's really rotten, stupid, and old-fashioned! You see that Xiao Chenlu is completely different from Bai Mei, everyone loves her, and everyone smiles when she sees it, she looks innocent and innocent, and there is no one in the fairy world who doesn't like her. ”
Gongsun said leisurely: "Then, didn't the white-eyed master punish them later?"
Elder Kuanggu turned his anger into a laugh and said, "That delicate is not a vegetarian, the female disciple who always protects the Weaver Girl Peak, and her mood is also changeable, she does her own thing, often works against Elder Baimei, and always squeezes him, hehe." It's so relieving!"
Elder Kuanggu looked at Gongsun Ran's leisurely and incredulous eyes, and said: "Slender and Xiyun are under the first god of war in the immortal realm, Su Hu, and the profound Dao is not under Elder Baimei, and Slender is a woman, and Baimei is helpless, so he can't be like a woman, right?" ”
Gongsun sighed leisurely: "I see, it seems that no matter how powerful a person is, he also has his nemesis, hehe." ”
Elder Kuanggu said, "Well, it's almost time, you wait here, don't move." I'll go to the Medicine Stone Cliff to get some medicinal herbs and utensils, and then I'll help you get the needle when I come back, and then I'll just apply the elixir. ”
Gongsun asked leisurely: "Master, you said that you used the jade face flower to treat my face injury, how long will it take to recover as before?"
Elder Kuanggu frowned and said, "It's hard to say, although the Jade Smile Flower has the miraculous effect of restoring the face, but I have never applied it, maybe a month, maybe two or three days." ”
Gongsun leisurely: "Oh, okay. Gongsun thought to himself: as long as he can restore his appearance, this is the key.
Elder Kuanggu walked out of the door, beckoned Senior Brother Caoshen, and said softly, "You go and grind some herbs, and the master will go to the medicinal stone cliff to sit for a while." "Elder Kuanggu explained several herbs ground by Senior Brother Ginseng.
Senior Brother Cao Shen said in a low voice: "Master, what about Yuyan Flower?"
Elder Kuanggu said: "The jade face flower is so rare, it almost took the master's life, how can you use it casually? Do what the master says, who can see if the medicine is pounded into a paste? Don't you say how they will know if there is a jade face flower in it? I will go to drink tea and pretend to be like it, so that it looks real." ”
Senior Brother Caoshen nodded with a smile and said, "Okay, master, the apprentice will do it." ”
Elder Kuanggu nodded with a smile: "The master spent so much foam just now just to take him as an apprentice, don't let them find out that the master is blinding him." ”
Senior Brother Cao Shen said: "Don't worry, the apprentice will go and grind the herbs now to make a paste." After speaking, Senior Brother Cao Shen cleared his throat, returned to a serious appearance, and went to find herbs as if nothing happened. Elder Kuanggu nodded, turned and floated away.