"Actually, I knew it for a long time. ”

"Know what?"

"You have blasphemed the god Abbas. ”

"I have always had great respect for God Abba and women like God Abbas!"

"Why?"

"Because she actually did such a nasty thing!"

"You mean nose picking?"

"It's not a sin to pick your nose, everyone has to do it, but isn't it despicable and obscene enough to do this kind of secret in a grand and elegant way?"

"It's just that you don't understand the significance of this action all along!"

"I understand that it was not this action that saved your ancestors, and that you sanctified this action in order to commemorate her and carry forward her spirit, and regarded it as a very civilized act. ”

"Do you think it's ugly?"

"Of course, I'm not a believer in her!"

"In fact, this action not only represents a spirit of saving people, but also a fighting force!"

"The power to fight?"

"Legend has it that there is a strange rule in the country where the god Abba lived, that girls were not allowed to do this, otherwise they would be punished by death, because the king hated girls to do such disgusting acts. But God Abba did it, and did it before the king, so the king would kill her. She fled and became a nationally wanted criminal. However, she has to do this action thousands of times a day since then, because she has to fight this system to the end. In this way, after arduous cultivation, she finally reached another realm of thought, and she became an immortal. ”

"I'm really starting to admire her, the true feelings from the bottom of my heart!"

"Then why do you still pretend to be God Abba and tease others?"

The above is the conversation between Tao Xiaozhi and the old man with pigtails.

After Tao Xiaozhi was resurrected, the old man with pigtails came back with him and did a comprehensive physical examination. This was the conversation of the old man with pigtails after he had done a check-up.

Faced with this more serious problem, Tao Xiaozhi didn't want to make up any more lies, because in front of him was a great doctor. A doctor will not use other means to kill you except with a scalpel, so Tao Xiaozhi is not worried about dipping in the pig cage.

Tao Xiaozhi said: "How do you know?"

The old man with pigtails said: "I said, I knew it a long time ago, and I knew it from the time I took your pulse." ”

Tao Xiaozhi said: "It's not that I want to play God Aba, it's just that you and I do it, who taught you all to worship me as a god." ”

The old man with pigtails said: "That's right, that's why I didn't expose you at that time." But you're going to make little Mars miserable! He's still throwing up and turning everything out of his stomach!"

Tao Xiaozhi smiled: "If it weren't for him wanting me to die, I wouldn't have the heart to pay attention to him, he did it all on his own!"

The old man with pigtails said: "Actually, even if you blaspheme God, the consequences are not so serious, because you are from another village, so the village rules will not play any role in you." Little Mars did that just to scare you, and there was no malice. ”

Tao Xiaozhi obviously doesn't care about whether Huoxing has malicious intentions, he cares more about himself.

Tao Xiaozhi changed the topic and said, "How about it?" You have read my whole body up and down, inside and out, no problem, right?"

The old man with braids habitually stroked his beard, but the beard was gone, so he had to touch his chin to satisfy his feelings.

The old man with pigtails said: "There is a problem, there is a big problem!"

"What's the problem?"

"No problem is the biggest problem!"

"So what's the biggest problem?"

"It's just no problem!"

Tao Xiaozhi smiled bitterly: "Aren't you talking nonsense?"

The old man with pigtails said: "Don't forget: you have been dead, dead for three days and three nights! But you are suddenly alive again, and your body is completely normal, isn't this a big problem?"

Tao Xiaozhi said: "Then tell me how I 'died'!"

The old man with the pigtails said: "There is no doubt that you were bitten to death by the thousand-year-old icy spider! I know your next question must be what the 'thousand-year-old ice-cold spider' is." The Millennium Ice Spider, referred to as the 'Thousand Cold Spider', is an extinct poisonous spider in the Demon Realm, the Spider King in the Spider World, and the Poisonous Spider King among Poisonous Spiders, capable of ruling all kinds of spiders. Legend has it that the Thousand Cold Spider can live for thousands of years, and its most powerful thing is 'Cold Poison'. This poison is like a devil's curse, causing the poisoned person (or animal) to die of cold in an instant, and within a certain range, it can also affect the surrounding weather!"

Devilish spiders, terrible poison!

Tao Xiaozhi said: "I didn't expect the noodle spider to have such a origin, I thought it was the most powerful 'noodle'!"

The old man with pigtails said: "It's not strange that there are such poisonous spiders in the demon world, there are all kinds of monsters here... For a human like you from the human world, but the strange thing is that there is a human like you: you can still survive the 'Thousand Cold Poison', which can be rated as one of the 'greatest miracles of the Demon Realm'!"

Tao Xiaozhi smiled: "It's nothing, when I wasn't born, others called me a freak." ”

"Why?"

"According to my grandmother, I'm not only kicking my mom's belly, but I'm also 'purring' and singing inside!"

The old man with pigtails smiled and said, "It's funny, it's funny!"

Tao Xiaozhi said: "Tell me what happened in the three days and three nights after I 'died'!"

The old man with pigtails said, "After you killed the Qianhan spider, we transported you back." You are indeed dead: poisonous, hard and bloated, no heartbeat, no breathing, and even blood has coagulated! Little Silly Star and Little Mars described to me the appearance and characteristics of the spider and what happened after you were poisoned, and I looked up the relevant information and knew its origin, and I was even more convinced of your strange death. So, I put you in the steaming cave, left it alone, and waited for your burial in three days. ”

Tao Xiaozhi said: "Could it be that the medicinal steam there opened up my tendons and expelled the toxins in my body, and then I came back to life later?"

The old man with pigtails said, "I've been there to see you a few times, but you're still a dead man, and nothing has changed at all." But then again, something really weird does happen. ”

Tao Xiaozhi opened his chest and said, "Is it related to it?"

"Yes, that's it!"

Fangs, fangs again!

Tao Xiaozhi said: "I knew it was making a mistake!"

The old man with the pigtails said: "For three nights after you died, it would turn red, and then your chest would be hot, the wound was evaporating venom, and your blood seemed to be hot again, but there was still no breathing and no heartbeat!"

Tao Xiaozhi said: "It's a very strange thing, you must not provoke it!"

"At that time, I saw it, and out of curiosity, I touched it, and my fingers were burned, and the skin was almost burned!" the old man with pigtails showed his fingers, "but the strange thing is that your chest is intact!

Tao Xiaozhi said: "This is also the mystery I haven't solved for twelve years, my fangs!"

Suddenly, the old man with pigtails patted his head and jumped excitedly: "I figured it out, I finally figured it out!"

What have you figured out? I've figured out why you came back from the dead! Tao Xiaozhi said: Are you saying that the fangs saved me? The old man with pigtails said: That's pretty much it.Because it's the Qianhan Spider's Thousand Cold Poison, you died, that's a fact, but you were frozen by its methamphetamine, and even the blood was coagulated, so you kept it fresh, that is to say, your death was frozen at the moment of poisoning.That's how you were transported back and then put in the steaming hole.Then, the fangs underwent a wonderful change, activating your frozen body, and the blood boiled, evaporating the venom from your wounds, and adding the medicinal gas in the steaming cave, expelling the venom in your body, you came back to lifeThe old man said: There is a disease called shock in medicine, which is not a real disease, but a physiological state. After a person is in shock, he will have no heartbeat and no breathing, which is similar to a dead person, but he is alive! This is why we think you are dead. Tao Xiaozhi said: So that's the case~, it seems that my luck is quite good! The old man with pigtails said: Not only luck, but also your fangs! You have to thank it well! Tao Xiaozhi said: Yes, it saved me again! The old man with pigtails said: You are resurrected, the villagers are very happy, and there will be a celebration tonight, for your rebirth and the greatness of God Aba! Tao Xiaozhi said: I can't imagine that I can also use the word great to modify it~ The old man with pigtails said: Your acting talent is very high, but life is not a play, cherish the new life! I still go to see the fire star! After he drank your footwashing water, his stomach couldn't stand it~Tao Xiaozhi said with a smile: That's not my footwashing water, it's the footwashing water of God Aba~ The old man with pigtails said: If you dare to blaspheme God Abba, I will feed you a sack of green balls and let you fart all day long