Chapter 25: Wisdom in Jokes

Dazhi and the big man woke up almost at the same time, and they suddenly sat up, and before they had time to put on their shoes, they walked barefoot to the door.

The bandits are coming? We haven't gone to look for these wicked people yet, but these wicked people have taken the initiative to come to the door? Dazhirusi thought, with the help of the gray light, looking down for something that could be used as a weapon, but unfortunately there was nothing left and right of the door, and the knocking sound of "knock knock" continued, so he took a deep breath and asked coldly: "Who, is there something wrong?"

"Guest," said the innkeeper, who was none other than the innkeeper, "you have not eaten, and I see that it is not early in the morning, so I have come to greet you guests, and if you need to prepare some food." ”

"Oh......" Knowing the intention of the knocker, including Boss Wu, the hearts of the people in the room hanging in mid-air finally fell, and Dazhi said lightly, "Thank you boss for your care, you go to work first, if we need to, we will go to you." ”

The innkeeper went downstairs, Dazhi, the big man, and Mr. Wu had lost their sleep, and the three of them laughed and talked about the shopkeeper, and began to dress and put on shoes, when suddenly there was a knock on the door.

"This boss is really enthusiastic," Dazhi glanced at the door and shook his head impatiently, then walked slowly towards the door, and complained, "It's all clear to him, he can't wait for this little time, and he turns around and comes again......"

"It's a good thing that someone cares," Dazhi suddenly pushed open the door of the house, and was about to blame the innkeeper, but he didn't expect that it was Qiao Xiaojing, Cuiyu and Ah Zi standing at the door, Qiao Xiaojing smiled, "Why don't you not appreciate it, but also blame others?"

"I ......" Dazhi was gagged by Qiao Xiaojing's words, and he didn't know how to answer.

"Why, can't we go in?"

"Yes, of course, come in!"

"We got up as soon as we heard the knock on the door," Qiao Xiaojing said to Boss Wu and the big man, "I thought something was wrong, I hid in the house and listened to the movement, only then did I know that the innkeeper was tired and worried about eating for us!"

"To tell you the truth," said Mr. Wu with a smile, "I just heard the knock at the door, and I thought that it must be those bandits who came to the door and were thinking about what to do. ”

The five members of the creeper group already regarded the elder in front of them as someone they could be close to and trusted, and his words always made them feel very comfortable and comfortable, so they all smiled knowingly.

"Then Boss Wu," Qiao Xiaojing smiled, "Are you hungry, or shall we eat now?"

"Okay, let's eat first, and then think about what we should do after eating. ”

"Hmm. Everyone nodded in agreement.

Ah Zi walked out of the door with a smile, went downstairs, and after a while, walked upstairs with the innkeeper.

I saw that the owner of the shop was holding a huge plate, the plate was full of big names with rice, Ah Zi was not idle, holding two plates of vegetables in his left and right hands, the door of the house was wide open, the breeze came, and the fragrance of the food instantly overflowed the room.

"It smells so good!" the big man couldn't help but admire.

"Thinking about eating all day long," Dazhi glanced at the big man and teased, "Don't forget that you just fell asleep, and you didn't eat less before going to bed, what's the matter with this?"

Everyone was amused by Dazhi's words, hahaha, and laughed.

"The meal is here, please use it slowly, if there is anything else you need, please just ask. The innkeeper put down his meal, went out with a plate with a large lid, and closed the door with his hand.

"I haven't eaten meat in a long time," the big man picked up the chopsticks first, picked up a piece of beef and put it in his mouth, sighing as he chewed, "The meat is delicious, and the more you chew, the more flavorful it becomes......

"You," Dazhi teased with a tug at the sleeve of the big man's coat, "and keep your mouth a little further away from the table." ”

"Why?"

"How disgusting it would be if you dropped your saliva on the table!"

"What? You guy is getting meaner. ”

"I'm just kindly reminding you, it's not selfish, it's all for everyone's good. ”

Boss Wu and the three ladies were amused by the two living treasures, Dazhi and the big man, and they leaned forward and back, and Ah Zi actually covered her stomach with laughter, and she didn't care about eating at all.

The big man looked calm, and the food kept being sent to his mouth, and he didn't care about Qiao Xiaojing and them.

When the big guy calmed down and was about to eat well, the big guy suddenly put down the dishes and chopsticks, stared at Dazhi with his eyes, and stared at Dazhi without saying a word, staring at Dazhi a little dazed.

"What's wrong?" asked Dazhi timidly, "Are you sick again?"

"What did you just come from?" asked the big man solemnly.

"Just kidding, I really want to make a joke with you, I don't mean anything else, don't worry about it, let's eat quickly!"

"I know you're joking with me, and I've never been serious with you. But your joke is not right, there is definitely a problem, and it is a big problem, not only making fun of me, but also everyone, including you. ”

"Let's hurry up and eat," Boss Wu said to Dazhi and the big man, "A joke is a joke, make a joke and laugh about it, let it pass in the past, there is no need to be so serious, and there is no need to take it to heart." ”

"No," said the big man, still serious, "you certainly didn't hear his joke clearly, and he really didn't just make fun of me, including you, and of course himself. ”

"What kind of joke?" Ah Zi asked a little puzzled, "It's so magical, it's so magical, it can make you put down the dishes and chopsticks, and your attitude can be so serious, I'd love to hear it again." ”

"You're doing it all over again," the big man said to Dazhi, "repeat that joke of yours and let everyone hear it." ”

"Which one?"

"That's it. ”

"Which one?"

"Oh, that's it. ”

"The one who drooled on the table?"

"It's not. ”

"No matter how much you think about it, it's gone?"

"How could it be gone?" The big man was a little anxious, and his hands kept gesturing, "The old man and Ah Zi entered the house with the food, I am so fragrant, you have a lot of them, do you remember?"

"What happened to me," Dazhi frowned, his eyes were hazy, he thought about it for a long time, and said to himself, "Two people have brought food in, you are so fragrant......"

Including the big man, everyone's eyes were on Dazhi's face, and gradually, everyone's eyebrows that were locked up by Dazhi slowly loosened, and his face became stretched, and he vaguely smiled, but the strange thing was that when he opened his eyes, he said seriously: "I really can't remember, let's eat, I'm starving to death." ”

"That's not right," Qiao Xiaojing sighed, "We've all seen it, and it's not difficult to see from the change in your expression, you must have remembered something, how could you not remember it?

"Ahh

"Do you really want to hear it?" Dazhi glanced at everyone and said with a smile, "I think it's better to forget it, a joke, why do you have to be so serious like him?"

"Since it's all here," Boss Wu said with a smile, "It seems that the words are not clear, and we can't stop eating this meal, so in this case, I propose that you two do it again in front of the four of us, and the scene will be repeated, how about it?"

"Great," Ah Zi patted his palm and said with a smile, "I'm looking forward to it!"

"Forget it!" Dazhi felt that something was wrong.

"Don't, don't," Jade said, "Now that we've come to this point, why don't you two do it again?"

"Quick, quick, don't be there. Qiao Xiaojing also urged again and again.

"Alright," Dazhi sighed, "since you're so curious about this joke, we'll play it back for you." From the moment Ah Zi and they pushed the door in, your words, my words and mine, were as they were, without discount. ”

"As long as you don't compromise on it. The big man had a smug smile on his face.

"I'm with you. Ah Zi picked up the bowl, walked to the door of the house with a smile, and turned around and walked towards the dining table.

"It smells so good!" said the big man, as before.

"I," Dazhi shook his head and said helplessly, "Okay, I'll act, do it all over again." ”

Ah Zi picked up the bowl, smiled and walked to the door of the house, and then turned and walked towards the dining table.

"It smells so good!" exclaimed the big man.

"Hmph," Dazhi glanced at the big man and said with a smile, "Don't forget that you just fell asleep, and you didn't eat less before going to bed, and you have to eat when you go to sleep, what's the matter with this?"

The big man glanced at Dazhi with a little grievance, and his eyes turned to Qiao Xiaojing, Cuiyu and Boss Wu.

Qiao Xiaojing, Cuiyu and Boss Wu laughed again when they heard Dazhi's witty words and saw the big man's funny expression.

"Why are you laughing?" said the big man, pretending not to understand.

"Can't you hear this?" Cuiyu said with a smile, "Dazhi is obviously there, you are the kind of person who eats and sleeps, wakes up and eats, and lies down to sleep when you are full." ”

"Dazhi cleverly compares you to a pig, haha......" Ah Zi smiled and leaned back, tears rolling in his eyes.

"Laugh," said the big man, shaking his head, "laugh, you all laugh to your heart's content...... You can really do it, and if you don't think about it, you will know that you are laughing at others, and you will not know that you are also laughing at yourself. ”

"What are we thinking?" Jade controlled her emotions.

"Yes, does this have anything to do with us?" Qiao Xiaojing looked at the big man in confusion.

"I didn't expect it," Ah Zi still smiled, "I didn't expect Dazhi to scold people without dirty words, it's really amazing!"

"Okay," said the big man solemnly, "I've eaten during the day, have you all eaten?"

"What's wrong with you?" replied with a smile.

"Very well," the big man nodded, "I came to this hotel after dinner, I slept, have you ever slept?"

"Sleep, the innkeeper knocked on the door and woke us up. When Ah Zi spoke, he had a bright smile on his face.

"I'll ask you again," the big man said lightly, "you and this innkeeper brought in food, do you want to eat?"

"It's still useful," Ah Zi said with a smile pointing to her bowl, "It won't take a few bites, I'll finish the bowl of rice." ”

"Ah Zi replied very truthfully," the big man said lightly, "This is no different from me, I also eat and sleep, wake up and eat, and lie down to sleep when I am full." Ah, guys, is there a difference?

Ah Zi suddenly lost his smile, his face sank, and he lowered his head.

The atmosphere was very depressing, everyone was silent, and Boss Wu smiled, "It's just a joke, it's just a joke, you don't have to take it seriously!"

Everyone felt that Boss Wu's words seemed simple, but they contained that profound truth.