"Aren't you just smoking?" Wei Feng gestured. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

"It's a medicine, I'm a little sick and can't live without it. The fat man explained.

Seeing the other party's amiable attitude, Wei Feng, who lacked friends, also eased up, and shouted: "Fat brother, at first glance, you are a rich man, this clothing material, look at mine, old clothes, there is a world of difference!"

"Make do with it!" the fat man didn't care about this, and asked with interest, "Brother, what's your name?"

"Wei Feng!"

"My name is Wang Dazhi. ”

I didn't ask you, I was blind and positive, Wei Feng still wanted to practice drawing talismans, and didn't want him to stay here for a long time, so he asked, "Do you want to go out and walk around, or sit down and rest for a while?"

"Then sit down and talk a little longer. Wang Dazhi didn't leave, so he sat down on the stone bench, and then the stone bench was out of sight and was wrapped.

Wei Feng sat opposite him and asked with interest, "Are you a new disciple?"

"Oh, sort of!"

"You have a strong relationship with the boss?"

"Okay!" Wang Dazhi responded, poked his head and asked, "Brother, you seem to be very good at telling jokes, let's have another one?"

How can Lao Tzu have the kung fu to tell you jokes, but he can't be provoked when he sees this master, he should be a relative of an important person, and it's hard to say if the head of the family comes.

Wei Feng searched his intestines and scraped his belly, and said: "Once upon a time, there was a fat man. ”

Hahaha, Wang Dazhi's smile was very low, and after laughing, he wrinkled his sparse eyebrows and waved his hand, "Don't always talk about fat people, change one!"

Wei Feng coughed, "Once upon a time, there was a couple who got married, and at the ceremony, the bride couldn't hold back and let out a loud fart. ”

"Yo, it's embarrassing now. Wang Dazhi looked worried.

"The host is very good at talking, and said loudly, the bride's fart, good luck. ”

"And then!"

The bride didn't hold back and let out another fart. Wei Feng said.

"It's so indecent!"

The host also said that the bride farted again, and everything went well. ”

Haha, Wang Dazhi smiled, "This host deserves to be rewarded." ”

"The bride suddenly let out a big string of farts. ”

"Can this kind of woman get married?" Wang Dazhi was stunned for a moment, and asked curiously, "How should the wedding host be round?"

"Just listen to the host shouting, run away, this guy may be pulling. ”

With a grunt, Wang Dazhi fell to the ground with his back in laughter, and Wei Feng hurriedly got up, "Fat brother, are you okay?"

"It's so funny!hahaha!" Wang Dazhi laughed so much that tears came out, and his fat body suddenly rose to the ground and sat firmly on the stone bench.

Wei Feng looked stupid, "Fat brother, are you cultivating extraordinary?"

"So-so, just in the late stage of foundation building. Wang Dazhi was still laughing, Wei Feng hurriedly brought him a glass of water, and beat a drum in his heart, in the later stage of foundation building, most of them will not stay in Qingyunmen, what is the origin of this person?

was guessing, Zhou Fatong hurriedly came back outside, and as soon as he saw Wang Dazhi, he immediately bowed down and said, "Your Excellency!"

What? This is the patrol envoy sent by the Gale Wind Sect, and the image is really not flattering.

"You're welcome, Master Qiao asked me to walk around, and when I entered the hospital, I heard that this is a forbidden place. Wang Dazhi said.

"For the envoy, there is no such thing as a forbidden place, please feel free to ask. Zhou Fatong was still hunched.

"Special envoy, I'm sorry just now, disrespectful and disrespectful!" Wei Feng also came over to apologize.

"Or call me fat brother, Wei Feng, I'll lose my temper with you, and I'll live here tonight. Wang Dazhi said a word, turned around and walked away.

Seeing Wang Dazhi pass over the hill, Zhou Fatong straightened up, his back wet with sweat, and said with a bitter face: "Xiaofeng, what are you talking nonsense?"

"Master, I didn't know he was an envoy, but he told him a joke. Oh, I call him fat dude, he calls me brother. ”

"You, you still dare to call the envoy a brother. Zhou Fatong had palpitations, and went into the house holding his chest, "Fortunately, he didn't kill you, otherwise you would have died, and the head wouldn't have withdrawn." ”

The comer is not good!

Wei Feng never expected that he would actually bump into this envoy and bombard him several times.

Wang Dazhi actually wants to come here to live, what the hell is going on, of course he won't be so simple as to come back to listen to jokes, otherwise he won't be able to be an envoy, could it be said that he has set his sights on the Dharma Weapon Palace? It is extremely likely, he may have discovered the secret that Murong Yan had come here.

It's a blessing or a curse, it's a disaster that can't be avoided, Wei Feng also admitted it, since he crossed paths with Murong Yan, he was in a closed courtyard, but he had been in danger.

At dinner, Zhou Fatong told Wei Feng that according to reliable information, Wang Dazhi had a big background, his father was the master of the judicial hall of the Gale Wind Sect, who specialized in punishing illegal disciples, and his grandfather was the great elder of the Gale Wind Sect, under one person. Therefore, he is young enough to enter the patrol hall to do things, and his cultivation is not bad.

"Alas, nothing is inseparable from relationships. Wei Feng sighed.

"I have an ominous intuition that he is likely to attack the Magic Weapon Palace. Zhou Fatong has always been full of worry.

"The Magic Weapon Palace can make money, if it is withdrawn, and the top does not allocate funds, Qingyunmen will not be able to stand it. ”

"One day, I will ask the head of the house for instructions and take you away. Zhou Fatong made a reluctant promise.

When the sky darkened, I thought it was a joke, but I didn't expect Wang Dazhi to really come, and he still had that healing thing in his mouth.

"Brother, it's so boring!" Wang Dazhi turned a blind eye to Zhou Fatong, but greeted Wei Feng warmly.

With a huge worry, Zhou Fatong bowed down and retreated into the house, while Wang Dazhi put his arm around Wei Feng's shoulders and asked where he lived.

Wei Feng pointed to the hut, "Fat brother, this is my humble house." ”

"It's shabby, but it's better than sleeping in a tree. Wang Dazhi was not picky, pushed Wei Feng, and entered the hut with a smile.

"Fat brother, you also have the experience of surviving in the wild?" Wei Feng asked curiously.

"We have also hunted demon beasts, and after seven days and seven nights of running, I have lost more than a dozen pounds. Hehe, it was the happiest day I've had in years. Wang Dazhi sat on the bed inside, but the bed board was not happy, and immediately made a painful squeak.

This big guy can't be seen if he loses dozens of pounds, and a dozen pounds can be made up soon. However, with Wang Dazhi's cultivation, he will not become fat like this, where will the meat come from?

Seeing Wei Feng's strange eyes, Wang Dazhi explained: "I used to be very handsome, but since I got sick, my body hurts, I don't bother to move, I don't know how to get fat like this bear." ”

"Hehe, the key is temperament. ”

"Don't comfort me, the lazier you are, the less energetic you are. The disease is not eradicated, the fat grows wildly, this day is not a human life. ”

"Ask me more, how did you get sick?" Wei Feng asked.

"There is a demon insect that lives in swamps, called the Erode, which can be invisible and is good at penetrating the skin. It burrowed into my body, and every time I moved, it hurt a lot, and it was just a pain from cramping and peeling. By the way, this thing is a pain reliever, which is equivalent to paralyzing yourself. Wang Dazhi raised the things in his hand.

"Can't you just rely on painkillers to find this worm?" Wei Feng asked in amazement, and Mr. Wang Dazhi, the high-ranking envoy, was also suffering a lot of physical pain.