I'm cultured, I'm afraid!

"Who the hell are you talking about?"

Shaodong's roar, the music in the field was instantly quiet, and many dignitaries looked at Shaodong standing on the table,

"Isn't this the little guy who defeated Xuan Yong and Long Tian?"

"yes, why are you so reckless?"

“............”

The two men hurriedly ran behind the old man on the rostrum and said,

"There is no literary atmosphere, relying on a body of force, you are not a reckless man, what are you!"

"Hehe, what is literature and art?

The people around also sat down, drinking wine, looking at the two sides of the quarrel,

"I can recite poetry and lyrics, can you!"

"I, so am I, I'm good at the piano, can you play music?"

"I'll hehe!"

"Cut!

Shaodong picked up a bottle of wine and drank it all, got up, picked up the largest brush on the table, and wrote on the wall with red wine, and the people below began to discuss,

"This little guy can write poetry?"

"I guess it's a moment of anger and scribbling!"

"It's also possible that he can do it in front of his two beautiful wives!"

"But his two beautiful wives are so beautiful!"

“............”

As Shaodong threw the red wine bottle on the ground and made a sound, everyone suddenly looked up at the red letters on the white wall, and couldn't help but read it,

"The sword looks at the light and picks the ............"

"Give me a special reverse!! "The angry Shaodong roared angrily!

"Drunk to pick up the lamp and look at the sword, dream back to blow the horn company camp, 800 miles under the command, fifty strings turn over the outside sound, autumn soldiers on the battlefield!

The horse-made Lu is fast, the bow is like a thunderbolt, but the king is the king of the world, and he has won the name of the front and back, and it is pitiful for nothing!"

After reading a poem, the audience calmed down, and then burst into violent applause, many officers burst into tears at this time, and even the old man stroked his beard and praised,

"Good poetry!

Turning around, the two brushes were thrown at the two of them and said,

"It's up to you two! Literary !!"

At this time, the audience also came back to their senses from that poem, staring at the embarrassed two people on the stage, their eyes pointed, and their meaning was self-evident.

Finally, he yelled at Shaodong with a red face,

"You're plagiarism!

"Who did I copy?"

"It's ............ You're plagiarism anyway!"

“............”

Seeing Shaodong clenching his hands, the two of them were so frightened that they hurriedly hid back,

"Cut! Pedantic! If you two can write better, I'll say whatever you two say, and! You two are not ashamed! How did those two girls fall in love with you!"

"Hmph! Don't worry about it! Or you can write another poem on the theme of beauty! Show your true talent!"

When the other side wiped the wine from the corner of Shaodong's mouth, he was pulled into the face by Shaodong and said,

"I don't dare to count all the hexagrams, I am afraid of the impermanence of heaven!

I don't dare to be deep, I'm afraid of a big dream!

If you let go, how can this half of the world be desolate!

If you don't let it go, how can you fulfill your faith?"

After speaking, he smiled and hugged the two gods, and the people around were shocked by Shaodong's poems again.

"Literature and art students, are you two still reciting? If you don't recite, I'm leaving, it's really boring here!"

After speaking, in the eyes of everyone in the audience, he got up and walked out with the two girls, and muttered in his mouth,

"That's it! Zhumen's wine and meat stink! There are frozen bones on the road!"

Back at school, under the envious eyes of the entire boys' dormitory building, Shaodong took the two girls to the balcony of 741,

"Huh, Duan Gan, this kid, can really make it! He didn't come back so late,"

After speaking, he came to the balcony with the wine at the bedside, wrote the music on paper, and handed it to the two Shikami.

"Follow the score above and continue to play for me!"

"Okay, okay!"

As the music sounded, Shaodong poured a few sips of wine, I don't know what's going on, anyway, I felt awkward on the way back just now, fortunately, a few sips of wine went into my stomach, and the wine came up, Shaodong stood on the balcony and sang,

"The only thing in the joys and sorrows is love!The myth of eternity~ No one has forgotten the ancient~ ancient vows............"

.................. Small Theatre ..................

Shaodong: Don't be in the waves! There is no cure!

Yasuo: Hey, who said that there is no cure for the waves! Perdition exists in the heart, not in the form, my life is up to me, either you die or I die! The lock is cracked, it hurts!!

Sword Soul: What is this recitation?

Berserk: I don't know, does Shura know?

Asura: Hmph~ God knows!

Devil May Cry: Climb for the master!!!