Chapter 53: Why Are You Swollen Like This?

readx;? After Dabai, who had dropped a mouthful of bamboo shoots, was appeased by Xiao Xiao, he continued to make a fire and roast bamboo shoots. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

It's just that bamboo shoot, Xiao Xiao didn't dare to eat it, spit it out of Da Bai's mouth, and let Da Bai eat it back by himself after it was roasted.

Biyu held the jade wine jug, leaned up to the branches on the top of the tree, and looked at Xiao Xiao expectantly like a child.

Xiao Xiao touched the branches on the top of the jasper tree, praised a few words, and then took the jade wine jug.

The small garden where Xiao Xiao and the others stayed was destroyed in the chaos just now, the white jade tables and stools were gone, the bamboo forests on both sides were gone, and only one bluestone slab was left, including the bluestone slab under their feet.

The whole garden is bare, but it doesn't affect the mood of the foodies to eat meat, especially when they get a pot of fairy wine.

After Da Bai clicked and gnawed the roasted tender bamboo shoots like a big mouse, he took out the hind legs of Biyin Rabbit and began to roast, this meat was all processed by Chi Mo Jing, marinated with several seasonings, thinking that the three of them would be separated when they entered the treasure house, Chi Mo filled Da Bai and Xiao Xiao's storage bags with some pickled meat, in addition to water, Xiao Xiao's storage bag also contained some wild fruits and cooked meat.

Da Bai began to barbecue, Xiao Xiao took out the coarse cloth from the storage bag and spread it on the bare ground, and took out dishes, wild fruits and water, the whole thing was the rhythm of a picnic.

The jade cup turned into powder in the explosion just now, and Xiao Xiao only had a coarse bowl in his hand, thinking that this immortal brew was filled with jade, it would definitely not match it compared to an ordinary coarse bowl, what should I do?

Xiao Xiao grabbed the jade wine jug, didn't dare to open the lid directly to sniff, but sniffed carefully at the spout, and a very mellow aroma of wine floated out of the spout.

"It's so fragrant!" Xiao Xiao took a deep breath, let out a long sigh, and then, grabbing his head, tilted his head, and fell asleep.

Da Bai, who was barbecuing meat, jumped up in fright by Xiao Xiao, who suddenly fell asleep, and slapped his meat claws on Xiao Xiao's face, "Xiao Jiu, what's wrong......?"

Just smelled the aroma of wine and fell asleep drunk, how could it be possible to wake up because of these few shots from Dabai!

However, don't underestimate the patience of the big white children's shoes, after a few shots, I saw that Xiao Xiao hadn't woken up yet, and the big white lower paws were even harder, so I didn't believe that I couldn't wake up!

The crisp sound came from the empty garden, and it continued.

Half an hour later, Da Bai, whose flesh claws were about to swell, finally stopped, looked down at Xiao Xiao's face, who was still asleep, Da Bai immediately retracted his claws, ran back to the fire on tiptoe, and continued to roast meat as if nothing happened.

After another half an hour quietly, Xiao Xiao finally woke up, and at this time, the big white roasted meat was also fully cooked, but the big white boy's shoes were weak and didn't dare to raise his eyes to look at Xiao Xiao.

Xiao Xiao sat up from the ground, still holding the jade wine jug in her hand, first felt a little dizzy, shook her head, and then found that her face was a little painful.

Remembering that he just sniffed the aroma of wine in the jug and fell asleep, the old face couldn't help but blush a little, the amount of alcohol was poor, and he was drunk just by smelling it, and he was embarrassed.

Then, Xiao Xiao felt that her face was burning a little, and reached out to cover her face, as soon as she covered it, Xiao Xiao was stunned, I wiped it, when did her face get so big!

This feel! This height! This plumpness! It's just a fight with Da Bai's big face caught by the shelf!

"Ahhh

Da Bai lowered his head and pulled the barbecue meat on the plate, and when he saw Xiao Xiao speak, he raised his head and looked at Xiao Xiao and said, "I'll go, Xiao Jiu, what's wrong with your face!"

Xiao Xiao stared at Da Bai faintly, "What's wrong with my face, don't you know?"

Da Bai's heart is weak, but he doesn't show weakness, raises his big face, stiffens his neck and says: "How do I know, I've been concentrating on barbecue, and I found that your face is so big and it's very good-looking." ”

"Suffer death!! Xiao Xiao took out the black gold long knife, and without saying a word, he swung the knife and slashed at Da Bai.

Da Bai Wow Wow shouted, screaming as he fled, "What's the matter with me, I don't know what's going on, I'm just concentrating on the barbecue." ”

"Wait until you're ready to concentrate on the barbecue. Xiao Xiao puffed out her swollen face, and chased after her with a black and gold long knife, slashing while chasing.

Think about how many cups she has, she is simply a big dishwashing basin, which is full of all kinds of tableware, smelling drunk and falling asleep, and her cheeks can be swollen as big as the war pet's head, how big a hatred does this have to be!

"I really don't know anything. The black gold long knife slashed from the ground, and by the way, it took away a handful of hair on Da Bai's buttocks, Da Bai only felt that his buttocks were cold, and the chrysanthemums were tight, and he shouted for mercy.

"Xiao Jiu, my amiable and lovely Xiao Jiu, let me go, I really don't know anything!"

"You still dare to say that you don't know!" Xiao Xiao covered her swollen face and slapped the big white ass with the back of the knife, and then, the long knife was bounced back by the flesh on the big white buttocks.

Xiao Xiao laughed angrily directly, and reached out to grab Da Bai's ears, "Say, what's the lack of heart, did you smoke it?"

Da Bai drooped his head, said yes, he had to be beaten up, said no, it is estimated that he will have to be cut, anyway, it makes no difference whether he admits it or not, who let his brain stretch out his claws for a while!

Biyu shook the branches on the top of the tree, and said to Xiao Xiao: "Sister, it's wine." ”

Jasper's transmission, Da Bai also heard it, and when he heard Biyu exonerate himself, Da Bai's drooping head raised slightly, and secretly flashed his claws at Biyu.

Seeing the big white claws, Jasper couldn't help but tremble again, rolled the jade wine jug with a branch, and pointed to the jug as if to say that it was a problem with the wine.

Xiao Xiao took the wine jug and didn't sniff it anymore, put down the big white and walked to the coarse cloth and sat down cross-legged, put the jade wine jug on it, and started to eat it by himself.

Seeing that Xiao Xiao didn't pursue the matter of slapping her swollen face again, Da Bai stretched out his claws and patted Jasper, then happily jumped to Xiao Xiao's side with his little short legs, squatted down, hugged a piece of meat and gnawed it, and praised it while gnawing: "Tsk, this meat is so delicious, Xiao Jiu, your skills are rising." ”

Xiao Xiao burst out laughing, Da Bai is obviously weak-hearted, she can praise her for the meat she roasts, and she still has a face? !

After a full meal, Xiao Xiao sat down cross-legged and began to cultivate.

Just closed her eyes, Xiao Xiao opened them violently again, her eyes widened, and she looked at Da Bai with a shocked face, and her heart was furious when she saw Da Bai.

"What's the matter, don't stare at me. Da Bai shrank his neck weakly, did he want to repair him with a long knife after eating enough?

"I feel like I'm going to advance again!" Xiao Xiao hadn't recovered from the shock, and she still spoke word by word.

"Ah, don't be funny, why are you going to be promoted again after just having a meal?" Da Bai couldn't be surprised, it's not a big deal to eat a barbecue, plus Xiao Xiao used all his strength to break the ban with a knife before, and the aura in his body was empty, and it was normal to recover after eating something, why was he suddenly going to advance!

"Do you think I'm joking with you?!" Xiao Xiao didn't have a good aura, she was also very surprised, she only stabilized the cultivation of the peak of the eighth-level wandering immortal before entering the treasure house, and there were signs of promotion at this time, it was too sudden!

Da Bai stared at Xiao Xiao with big eyes and looked Xiao Xiao up and down, "What are you doing?"

Xiao Xiao shook her head, what can she do, isn't she just holding a black and gold long knife and chasing Da Bai for a while, can she advance by cutting Da Bai? Then it's too easy to advance!

Eh, no, Xiao Xiao rubbed her swollen face, and before she picked up the black gold long knife to chase Da Bai, she fell asleep drunk because she smelled the wine in the jade wine jug.

Xiao Xiao's eyes lit up, could it be that his promotion this time was because of the immortal brew in this jade wine jug?!

Xiao Xiao picked up the jade wine jug, shook it towards Dabai, and said with a smile: "Dabai, come, smell it, this immortal brew is fragrant." ”

When Da Bai heard this, he covered his big face with his paws, escaped with his tail between his legs, just kidding, don't think that Uncle Ben doesn't know, he wants to drunk me with immortal wine, and then poison Uncle Ben's handsome and dashing face? !

Seeing the way Da Bai covered his big face and ran out, Xiao Xiao thought of the thoughts in his heart, and said silently: "Your face is so big, I can't pull out two big faces no matter how much I smoke." ”

Da Bai looked at Xiao Xiao with a sad and angry face, and then turned his head fiercely, "You go away, I don't want to talk to you." ”

Xiao Xiaocai didn't eat Dabai's set, and said with a secret smile: "I'm not leaving, if you want to go, I'll wait for Xiao Chi to come over, hum, and then drink wine and eat meat with him, this immortal brew is fragrant, and you can improve your cultivation after drinking." ”

Nani, improve your cultivation?!Da Bai shook his ears, and his big face was full of surprise, excitement and anticipation!

"Xiao Jiu, I know you're the best, and I'm going to drink too. The big white children's shoes ran back happily with their little short legs, and they came to Xiao Xiao very undisciplinedly, revealing their round belly, and their big shining eyes began to sell cuteness.

"It's useless to sell cuteness, you know I don't eat this set. Xiao Xiao glanced at Da Bai, held the jade wine jug in her arms, and even covered the spout with her hand, for fear that Da Bai would come over and stretch out her nose to take advantage.

"This and this, here for you to pinch," Da Bai turned around, revealing the pink skin under the handful of hair on his buttocks that had been shaved off by the black gold knife, and then tilted his head back, "And here, soft, pinch." ”

Xiao Xiao pinched the big white buttocks, and sure enough, the flesh on the buttocks still felt better than the hands on the head.

After his buttocks were pinched, Da Bai jumped up from the ground with a roar and twisted in the air to pounce on Xiao Xiao.

"Xiao Jiu, wine, wine, drink!"

Xiao Xiao turned around to avoid Da Bai, who flew over, and kicked Da Bai's ass by the way, sliding a flat sand goose kick from Da Bai on the ground.

"I want to drink!" The big white children's shoes rolled on the spot, pounced back, hugged Xiao Xiao's legs, and screamed.

"Bang" A stone was thrown out from the side and smashed on the big white head, and the big white who was about to pounce on Xiao Xiao stumbled and pounced on Xiao Xiao's feet.

"Who, so immoral, throwing things. As soon as he missed, Da Bai turned his head and scolded angrily, knowing that no one behind him just yelled casually, but he couldn't turn his head back.

Because he saw a small body come out of the fallen crooked bamboo forest, holding a big stone in his hand, and smashed it at him without saying a word.

Da Bai didn't dodge, he was directly hit by a big stone, lying on the ground on all fours and pretending to be dead, and the little figure crawled out of the soil and jumped in front of Xiao Xiao, his face turned black.

"I'll go, why are you swollen like this!" Chi Mo snarled.