Chapter 32: Marriage
It's been five days since Ma Tianchuan left, and Ergou hasn't left the Rotting Corpse Gate since the last time he met the mysterious old man. The pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info either looked at the palm of his right hand in a daze every day, or looked in the mirror when he had nothing to do, and sometimes even rubbed his head with the palm of his right hand, which made the two Ma brothers stunned.
Ergou got two pieces of news yesterday, one was brought back by Ma Yingming, and there was no woman named Ruxue in Zangxianglou. The other is what Ma Yanqing said, her period has ended.
However, Ergou's current mood is different from a few days ago, thinking of the four sentences on the banner, Ergou can't afford to eat farts at all. During this period, I had a conversation with Ma Yanqing, as follows.
"You've really decided to marry me?"
"Do I have a choice?"
"That'...... Are you still a virgin?"
"Heh, you can check for yourself. β
"Actually, that's not what I intended. β
"The result is the same. β
"When you were in Mazhai, you seemed to be in a hurry to come to Longtou City to meet your fiancΓ©?"
"Does it matter? β
"You don't seem to be in a very good state of mind right now. β
"I'm fine. β
"So...... How is the cave room tonight?"
"Waiting for you at any time. β
"Actually, it's the first time I've ...... It's a bit nervous. β
"Then I thank you. β
"Do you mind if I have other women?"
"It doesn't matter. β
"But I don't mind if you have other men. β
"I try. β
"Can't you just laugh?"
"Can't laugh. β
"With your expression, what's the difference between a cave room and a raped corpse at night?"
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"Hey, I'm actually a very kind person. β
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"Unwilling to force others. β
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"If you don't believe me, I can't help it. β
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"If I say that I am willing to let you go and try to make up a good thing for you and Meng Han, how are you going to repay me?"
"Really, I can grant you anything. Ma Yanqing finally reacted.
"I, X, your expression has finally changed. β
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"Actually, I have a fiancΓ©e, it's a girl with my childhood sweetheart, every time I think of her, I feel full of strength. If someone else insists on breaking us up, I'm going to go crazy. So I understand how you're feeling right now. β
"Really, Ergou, as long as you let me go, I will agree to whatever you say, I beg you to be okay?" Ma Yanqing seemed to be a little unable to control herself.
"Don't get excited. β
"How can I not be excited, Ergou, in fact, we don't have a deep hatred, you don't have to use me to have a relationship with the Ma family, the Ma family has a lot more beautiful women than me, please, let me go." β
"You've said a lot. β
"You listen to me first, you can go to Great-Grandpa, and he will definitely arrange a more suitable Ma family woman for you to play with. β
"That's what I hated you?"
"Not very annoying, oh no, no, no, I don't hate you at all. β
"Oh, that's right. Okay, this idea of yours is very good, I will discuss with the master and ask him to arrange a woman for me who is more suitable for me. β
"Really? That's great. β
"As for you, since you don't hate me at all, then wash it at night. β
"Uh, what?"
"The cave room. β
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After another two days, Ma Tianchuan finally rushed back. After listening to Ma Yingming and Ma Yingyuan's brief report on the situation in Longtou City in the past few days, they took Ergou to their room alone.
"How are you doing with my test of you?"
"Master, do you want to hear the process or the result?" Ergou asked nervously.
Ma Tianchuan looked at Ergou's expression and said, "It's okay, you can say whatever you want." β
"Well, that's what the apprentice thinks. Ergou tried his best to keep his voice calm, and continued: "Meng Han has broken his legs and received the punishment he deserves, although Ma Yanqing has not been broken by the disciple, but in the past few days, under the torture of the disciple in every possible way, he has also gone a little insane, as for Ma Yingming's words, the responsibility is not very large, and the development of things is not under his control, so the disciple let him go for the time being......"
"Hmph!" Ergou was strongly interrupted by Ma Tianchuan before he finished speaking, Ergou only felt the air around him squeezing wildly towards his body, a little out of breath, and listened to Ma Tianchuan say: "That's what you think?"
The second dog seemed to have some asthma, panting desperately, with a long mouth, but he couldn't speak.
Ma Tianchuan looked at Ergou, and after a long while, he sighed, and the momentum on his body slowly converged: "I am very dissatisfied with your first mental test! Alas, maybe I have too high requirements for you, after all, you are still a mortal, and you have never experienced the things of the world of cultivating immortals." β
Ergou sat on the ground with his buttocks, cold sweat broke out uncontrollably, and he felt as if he had walked around the ghost gate just now, looking at Ma Tianchuan and not daring to talk nonsense.
Ma Tianchuan continued: "From today onwards, the Master will officially bring you into the world of immortal cultivators. β
Ma Tianchuan threw Ergou's gram waist card and two books in front of Ergou at the same time, and said: "There are two books here, memorize them within ten days, otherwise, I will waste your legs." After speaking, Ma Tianchuan turned around and left.
Ergou sat on the ground for a while: "Damn, it's so ruthless, I can't breathe anymore, I don't even give a chance to explain, this mouth work is useless." Ergou stretched out his hand to pick up the waist card and put it in his arms, and picked up the two books left by Ma Tianchuan, and saw that they were written "Jin Qi Change" and "Fire Qi Change" respectively.
"It seems that the master is going to officially start teaching me to cultivate immortals. Ergou complained weakly, picked up the book and went back to his room.
In the evening, Ergou lay on the bed and picked up the "Golden Qi Change" and looked at it, and saw that it was full of words, no illustrations, and many words were similar to the books that the nerd had read to him. After reading it casually for a while, Ergou threw the book aside: "Although this book is not thick, the things in it are not orderly, and they don't rhyme at all, how can I memorize this." β
Subsequently, Ergou called Ma Yingyuan.
"Senior brother, have you read this book?" Ergou handed the "Golden Qi Change" in his hand to Ma Yingyuan. Ma Yingyuan looked at it casually: "Well, this is the introductory chapter of the Golden Element Cultivator, does the junior brother have any doubts?"
Ergou rubbed his hands, looked at Ma Yingyuan with a smile, and said, "Hehe, senior brother, it's like this, you see that I just came into contact with the things of cultivating immortals, I don't understand what I have to say, can you help me translate and translate." β
"Oh, I see, it's understandable. As soon as Ma Yingyuan said a word, he stopped.
Ergou listened like a curious baby, and saw that Ma Yingyuan frowned and didn't know what he was doing, and thought that he thought he was stupid and unwilling to teach himself, so he suddenly became angry: "I just got angry from the master, and you came here again." β
As soon as Ergou took out Ma Yingyuan's natal soul card and was about to perform a bamboo board stunt, he heard Ma Yingyuan say: "The master asked you to go, saying that it was Yue Nuxuan's private matchmaker who was visiting, and was ready to marry with our rotting corpse gate, and the object of the marriage was you." β