Chapter 223: Pretending to be very profound

readx;? Seeing the master climb up quickly, I stood there and didn't know whether I should climb up along the rope or wait for the little brother to pull me, just when I hesitated, the little brother who was already standing on the high wall looked down at me, and suddenly shouted: "Chen Sheng, what are you waiting for to come up quickly." Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info"

I sighed, and then quickly climbed up, but, when I came to the high wall, I looked into the courtyard, and suddenly my legs began to weaken with fright, this Hades Mansion is very large, it is like the palace of the human world, and, from a distance, there are still a lot of guards patrolling, a little careless, once the patrolling soldiers see it, we are afraid that even if we have wings, it will be difficult to fly.

"Master, isn't it a bit risky for us to do this? I asked hurriedly.

The master glared at me fiercely and said, "Chen Sheng, you have also seen the situation at the door, if we don't do this, how can we come in?" Do you think it is an honor for me to do this kind of thing, I am a person under the dignified Divine Machine, and this kind of thing I am doing now is just like those bullshit things that steal the door, remember, don't spread this matter in the future, do you know?"

As soon as I heard Master's words, I felt speechless in my heart, could this little brother still know how to be shy at this time? However, although I was speechless, I still nodded, and then, the master took me to the wall quickly, and then found a place where no one was there and jumped, to be honest, this feeling is still quite exciting if I think about it now, after all, this is the first time I have done it, oh no, I remember that I seemed to have done this kind of thing when I went to Yunnan Lian's house before, but the state at that time was completely different from the current state.

After landing on the ground, I asked Master, "Master, where are we going now?" I think if Luo Shi was here, it would probably be very hidden, should we go to the main hall of the lobby to have a look?" After saying this, I felt like I had leaked my IQ.

The master smiled bitterly and said, "Chen Sheng, don't worry, let's look for it slowly, the primary purpose now is to be able to walk in this Hades Mansion openly, okay, follow me." "Saying this, Master's body flashed quickly, and he came directly to a relatively remote place, and after I came here, I immediately smelled a smell of, and after a closer look, Nima turned out to be a latrine.

I looked at the master in surprise, and said that this master would not want me and him to be the kind of person who digs dung, just when I was puzzled, a voice came at this time, the master quickly gave me a look, and quickly hid, I also quickly hid myself, at this time, two men in battle robes came from a distance, these two men looked very burly, but compared to the two door gods I saw at the door just now, it was really nothing, of course, these two figures, similar to me and the master。

Master gave me a look and told me to be silent, and I nodded. That's when I heard the conversation between the two men.

"Hey, Dasheng, why do I feel like it's going to rain tonight, you say?" said one of the men.

The man called Dasheng sneered and said: "I think you are dizzy, when did it rain on our side of the underworld, I remember the last time it rained, it was five hundred years ago, at that time, it is estimated that you and I have not yet been born." ”

"But how do I feel that the air is wet, I just have a premonition that it is going to rain, hehe, to tell you the truth, I was going to dream of rain last night. ”

"I think you're wetting the bed, it's still raining, okay, the two of us are going back to the team after going to the toilet, this big night, seriously, I'm still a little hungry, tomorrow the two brothers will go get some delicious food, by the way, I heard that there is a woman in our underworld, and she is weak, but the king of Hades is very good to her, and she lets the kitchen make food all day long, but the woman can't eat it at all, and in the end, all the delicious food is cheaper than the second general in the kitchen. ”

"I'll go, it's really fake, such a good thing, I think we need to get a piece of the pie with the second general Humm, otherwise if this kind of thing is told to the Hades, it is estimated that the two of them will be beaten. ”

"Of course, okay, hurry up, the captain will be over in a moment. ”

Immediately afterward, I heard the sound of two people coming out of the latrine, and a strong smell of feces spread, and I almost didn't spit it out, but the master hurriedly gave me a look at this time and hurriedly said, "Chen Sheng, do it." ”

Saying that, his body flashed quickly, and he rushed in directly, I knew what the master wanted to do, and he also rushed in, and soon, the two of us came out of the toilet wearing the robes of those two people, to be honest, these two guards didn't know if they knew that we were coming, and the robes they were wearing actually fit me and the master very well.

Of course, Master and I knocked these two people unconscious and threw them into the toilet, and Master and I didn't care so much about what they would be like in the future.

I left the latrine, because we were all wearing battle robes, so we were not so worried about being discovered, however, Master did not take my patrol, but walked towards the kitchen, the kitchen is not very far from this side, we soon came here, I asked Master suspiciously, this big night, even if you want to start from the kitchen, it is not a good way, but Master told me that in fact, the head of the four Hades has a hobby, that is, to eat supper every night, so there must be someone on duty in the kitchen, I asked Master how he knows so much, Master laughed evilly, said that he had been here back then, but when he came here, it was his master who brought him here, and of course, his master was also my ancestor.

I don't know what Master and Master did when they came here, but now I know that Hades likes to eat supper, which helps us a lot. Soon, we came to the kitchen, but there was also a doorman guarding the kitchen, and the master was not afraid, so he walked directly to the two guards and said, "The captain said, let the two of us be on duty here tonight, and you can go to the patrol." ”

The two guards glanced at us, bowed to us, and then walked towards the patrol in the distance, and when the two of them were far away, I was very surprised and asked Master why they listened to us, Master smiled and said, " Chen Sheng, there are still a lot of things you need to learn, you must know that in this world, especially when fighting with people from the underworld or other gangs, you must watch and listen to all directions, you may not have noticed just now, in fact, there are rank marks on this robe, you see, the marks on our bodies. As I spoke, Master pointed me to a mark on his shoulder, and I realized that it was indeed the case, and that both of us had markings on our robes, and they were the same.

Seeing that I was a little puzzled, Master continued: "Think about it, who are the two soldiers who were pressed into the toilet by us just now, they are patrolmen, here, the patrolmen are much more powerful than those who guard the door, of course, except for the two who watch the door, but at least they are stronger than the guards who watch the kitchen, so after I said that just now, they naturally went to patrol obediently, and bowed to the two of us before leaving." ”

When I heard this, I couldn't help but give two thumbs up to Master and said, "Master, you are really a cow, these days, Jiang is still old and spicy." ”

Master smiled indifferently, just told me that there are still many things I have to learn in the future, people in this society, not only to improve their own strength, but also to learn how to be a person, how to do things, in fact, it doesn't matter is the ability to adapt to changes, and then Master told me some knowledge, he had to take me directly into the kitchen with a swagger.

When I came to the kitchen, I found that two people, one fat and one thin, were squatting on the ground and gnawing on something around the scarf in the kitchen, and if I looked closely, it seemed to be a pig's trotters, and the master exchanged a look with me, I didn't have to think about it to know who the identities of these two people were, and it must be the two soldiers who were pressed down in the toilet by me and the master just now.

Master directly pretended to cough, and walked with me towards the second general of Humm, the second general seemed to be stealing food, after hearing our voice, he hurriedly packed up his things, and then wiped his mouth and stood up to look at me and Master, like that, cautiously, and after seeing the two of us, he looked a little thinner, very scared.

Seeing the two of them like this, I said in my heart, is this the second general of Humm, I heard that there are two immortals who are Hum Ha two generals, but I didn't expect that there is also a second general in this kitchen, probably a nickname, but, I wondered, the same two people who ate and drank secretly in the kitchen, how could one fat one be like a pig, and the other thin one would be like a bamboo pole.

"You two, were you stealing food just now?" the master glared at the two of them and asked directly.

The second general didn't say anything, just stood there, laughed awkwardly, and then said to the master: "Brother, this kind of thing is not strange to be on duty here before, I know you must be hungry too, come on, come on, there are two pig's trotters here, we don't move, you two eat, this matter, as long as you don't say it, I don't say it, no one will know." ”

Hearing this, I suddenly felt 10,000 grass and mud horses galloping past, feeling that people in the underworld also want to dig into the corners, not only in the human world, this kind of thing happens, I don't know what to do, but at this time, the master turned his head, winked at me, made a look of a veteran oil, and said to me: "Hungry." ”

I nodded very knowingly, and the master directly handed me one of the two pig's trotters, and just like that, the master and I actually ate a pig's trotters in the kitchen of the Hades Mansion in the underworld, and now that I think about it, it was really funny at the time, I really didn't expect that such a thing would happen, of course, this also made me realize the other side of the master, the master's side is not funny, it is the ability to improvise.

After eating the pig's trotters, the master asked the fat man, "Tell me, is this thing left over after the ninth princess named Luo Shi finished eating?" "Master is starting to get down to business.

After hearing Master's words, the fat man nodded directly and said: "My lord, you are really clever, in this Hades Palace, you know all the news, you are right, this is indeed for the ninth princess, but, you may also know that the ninth princess is half a dead person, the body can't move, how can these things be eaten, so, we stew every day, and then, send it to the room of the ninth princess, and then withdraw it, of course, these things are big supplements, it's a pity to throw them away, so, we're...... Hey. ”

The master nodded, looked like a leader came up to inspect, and said, " Let me tell you, it's not right for you to do this, do you know, how much is the annual expenditure of our Hades Mansion, a lot of taels of silver, so ah, you must save money in the future, save money for Hades Mansion, you know, hey, I'm really heartbroken for Hades' Mansion, okay, so you can remember in the future, what to do for the Nine Princesses, you still need to do it as usual, but I tell you two, this kind of thing, if you swallow it alone, once I know it, I will definitely not spare the two of you, understand?"

"Understood, understood. Hmph, the second general nodded hurriedly and said, looking at the eyes of me and the master, it was like the leader of the country colonel saw the big officials from the city.

Master nodded as carelessly as the leader of the inspection again, and said, "Okay, it's not too early, are you ready for Hades' supper, by the way, the Ninth Princess, also prepare a supper, and I will personally send it to the Nine Princesses and Hades, you know, this is the order from above!"

The second general immediately nodded and said, "This is ready, this is ready." Master nodded, gave me a look, and followed me to the door.

As soon as I came to the door, I glanced at Master, gave him a thumbs up again, and whispered: "Master, you are really a cow, you are full of dramas, if this is in our human world, if you go to make a movie, I guess you can be an actor." ”

Master smiled indifferently and didn't speak, but then, Master's face suddenly changed, he glared at me, stared at my hands, and then stared at his own hands again, and asked me, "Chen Sheng, did the two of us not wash our hands just now because we were too hungry?"

I nodded, and immediately understood what Master meant, damn, I just pressed those two soldiers in the toilet, and I felt like I wanted to vomit. This Nima, Master and I also have times of teasing.