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Qiao Xiaojing, Cuiyu and Ah Zi are very worried and worried about the big ambition and the big man.

At first, they always stayed in Uncle Qiang's Immortal Spring Pickle Shop and talked about them, but as time passed, they couldn't hear from them for a long time, and they couldn't sit still, so they ran out of more than ten miles every day and waited for them to return on the way to the Beishan refugee camp, but fortunately they didn't wait too long.

One day, Qiao Xiaojing, Cuiyu and Ah Zitian got up at a slight dawn, and they pretended to be rural village women who had gone home, and left the pickle shop early, left Zhi'an Town, and walked in the direction of Beishan.

"Instead of us waiting anxiously," Qiao Xiaojing said to Cuiyu and Ah Zi, "why don't we sneak to Beishan and take a look at the situation in the refugee camp from afar, maybe we will see Dazhi and the big man." As long as we make sure that they are okay, we can be more down-to-earth, which is better than the decline of beauty every day. ”

"That's a good idea!" Cuiyu nodded, "Anyway, we have nothing to do now, we have to go to Beishan horizontally and vertically, since we can walk ten or so miles, we will simply walk another sixty miles." ”

"I think it's okay," Ah Zi also agreed with the two sisters' thoughts, and said with a smile, "It would be nice if I could meet Dazhi or the big one, learn about the progress of the task, and by the way, I can also give them ideas, and if I don't do it, I can complete the task quickly." ”

"Yes," Jade continued, "with the ingenuity of the three of us, it is impossible not to come up with a clever solution. As long as they do what we do, it's easy to catch that Japanese bullshit expert. ”

"Once that guy is caught," Zi said excitedly, "tie him to the sun first, and then light a few piles of firewood around him to let him feel the temperature of the blazing flames." When it was half-cooked, he cut it into slices of meat one by one, so that the refugee brothers could have a full meal, and it was not in vain that he put on a human skin. ”

"What human skin?" said Jade, "the little devils are all beasts, all beasts, and roasting them is like roasting a pig and roasting a sheep." If it weren't for the frequent wars, there would be something to eat, and we would not hesitate to eat meat similar to that kind of beast!"

Qiao Xiaojing didn't interject, just shook her head and hurried quietly.

"That's right!" Ah Zi said, "It is in this special situation, otherwise I am afraid that I will dirty my mouth if I eat the meat of that kind of beast, alas, there is no way, I will make it difficult." Eat your stomach first, and then wash your mouth well. ”

"What if it's still dirty after washing?" asked Jade.

"Still dirty?" Ah Zi frowned, and then smiled, "This is easy to do, there are trees on the north mountain, so we will set up a few large pots, boil a few pots of boiling water, throw our mouths into the water, and gurgle and boil, if it doesn't work for an hour, cook for two hours, and if it doesn't work for two hours, cook for three hours...... I don't believe it, and it won't be clean?"

"If you do what you say," Cuiyu glanced at Ah Zi and said unhurriedly, "Very good, very good, the mouth is not only cooked, but also cooked, take it out and cut it into shreds, put some seasonings, and it is another appetizer." ”

As soon as Jade's words fell, she burst out laughing.

"you," Ah Zi was a little puzzled at first when he saw the jade who couldn't close his mouth, but after a few seconds, he suddenly reacted, pushed the jade, and said with a little anger, "You don't scold people with dirty words! I really didn't expect you to be so hateful and insidious, and you said it well, and unconsciously brought me into the ditch, and finally my mouth turned into a pig's mouth." ”

"That's what's wrong with you," Jade asked, with an innocent look on her face, spreading her hands, "That's what you think, where did I turn your mouth into a pig's mouth, and how could I have said such vulgar words?"

"You still don't admit it?" Ah Zi said indignantly, "The sentence 'cooked, take it out and cut it into shreds, put some seasonings, and it is another appetizer', did you say it?

"That's true," Jade replied seriously, "I said it, don't worry, I will never pay the bill." ”

"How do you explain it?" Ah Zi stared at Jade.

"What is there to explain?" said Cuiyu confidently, "Is it just the pig's mouth cut into shreds and put some spices on it, which can be used as a small drink?"

"Don't mess around," Ah Zi stood still and said to Cuiyu, "I don't have the heart to listen to your nonsense." ”

"I'm talking about cow's mouth. Jade suddenly ran away, saying as she ran, "The cow's mouth is not a ...... to curse."

"I think it's your mouth," Ah Zi chased after her, scolding behind Cuiyu, "If you have the ability, don't run, why do you want to run?" You think you won't let me catch you if you run, today I have to beat your mouth into a bull's ......mouth."

Qiao Xiaojing looked at Cuiyu and Ah Zi like two children, not caring about the image at all, chasing and fighting, shouting and noisy in the barren mountains and mountains, but she didn't want to preach, so she shook her head helplessly.

At noon, the sun was scorching, and the earth was scorching with suffocating heat.

"Why don't we take a break," Cuiyu had already lost the strength to quarrel with Ah Zi again, and said breathlessly, "I really can't walk, if I continue like this, I won't get heat stroke." ”

"I thought you didn't know tiredness," Qiao Xiaojing smiled and walked into the forest on the side of the road, "It turns out that you also know tiredness." Didn't you look like a child just now, why did you become a frosted eggplant now? It seems that moving your mouth is also a hard work!"

"I don't want to have another war of words with you," Jade said, holding on to the tree, gasping, "If I quarrel with you again, I will really be alone, and if I fall from heat stroke, I will have to stay in this barren mountain." ”

"Do you still know?" Ah Zi glanced at Cuiyu and said coldly, "I thought you had swelled up, and you had no scruples, the phoenix tail bamboo couldn't accommodate you anymore, it turned out that you also had some scruples--- but you only took care of yourself." ”

"Selfishness!" Qiao Xiaojing shook the jade with her fingers and sneered deliberately.

"Two aunts and grandmothers," Cuiyu sat down against the big tree, and said in an almost begging tone, "I know it's wrong, you just spare me, that will be chased by Ah Zi so that my heart almost jumps out of the atrium, and now it's still 'banging', I really don't have the strength to quarrel with you two, you just let me lean quietly for a while, and calm my breathing a little......"

"Isn't that cheap for you?" Ah Zi turned around in front of Cuiyu's eyes and said in a teasing tone, "Then you will make me sarcastic as a pig, how wise and powerful, how clever and clever, how outstanding, how vibrant, why can't you do it now? ”

"As ridiculous as your idiom is," said Jade with her eyes closed, "I will not reason with you, because it seems to me that a person who takes advantage of others will not be humble enough to accept the advice of others." ”

"This word ......" Qiao Xiaojing also felt that Ah Zi's idiom was not in the horse's mouth, which was very ridiculous, but she was worried that she would hurt Ah Zi's face, so she swallowed the words when they came to her mouth.

"I said this on purpose, I can't even hear this...... Ah Zi laughed.

"Ah Zi come and sit," Qiao Xiaojing was worried that they would argue again and enter an endless state, so she interrupted Ah Zi's words and said to Ah Zi, "You ignore her, let her stay alone on this barren mountain, let's hurry." ”

"Okay!" Ah Zi was very cheerful.

Qiao Xiaojing and Ah Zi took a few steps forward, and happened to encounter a small dirt slope, so the two sat down quietly and stopped talking.

"It's too much, it's too much!" they heard the jade complain not far away, "I thought it was a joke with me, but I didn't expect to really leave me and leave, it's still not a comrade......"

"These two guys are really," Cuiyu hurriedly chased after Qiao Xiaojing and Ah Zi, didn't look left and right at all, walked past Qiao Xiaojing and Ah Zi, and kept complaining, "Just go, don't talk about class feelings at all, this is a wilderness after all, all kinds of beasts often haunt, and I'm not worried that something will happen to me......"

Qiao Xiaojing and Ah Zi looked at the jade running by, and the two looked at each other and smiled, their smiles full of smugness.

"Let's go too!" Seeing Cuiyu walking away, Qiao Xiaojing stood up.

"Where the hell did you go?" Qiao Xiaojing could faintly hear Cuiyu's anxious voice, "Why did they disappear in the blink of an eye, and they walked too fast, this is obviously trying to dump me, and they don't want to go with me......"

When Qiao Xiaojing and Ah Zi came to the side of the road, Cuiyu was stomping her feet anxiously on the road alone, babbling: "I really didn't expect it, these two are so stingy, aren't they just joking, as for this?"

"Why not?" Qiao Xiaojing smiled, "You bully us at every turn, we are actually very angry, we just don't care about you, isn't Ah Zi?"

"Yes!" Ah Zi said, "Just now we really planned to abandon you in this barren mountain and let the beast play with you, but Xiao Jing's heart was too soft and she couldn't bear it. ”

"It's okay for the beast," Qiao Xiaojing continued, "just eat it, at least it's clean all at once." I'm afraid that if you meet a wild man, the wild man will drag you away, and after a few years, there will be a lot of little wild people here, endlessly, how terrible is that!"

"Oh my God," Ah Zi sighed, "I really don't dare to think about it, think about it, I'm ......so cold."

"Okay!" Cuiyu glared at Qiao Xiaojing and Ah Zi, and roared angrily, "I'll just ask you two a word, you two really want to abandon me in this barren mountain and wilderness, and only give me an answer yes or no?"

"Yes. Qiao Xiaojing replied.

"It's not. Ah Zi said the answer almost at the same time as Qiao Xiaojing.

"You ......" Cuiyu pointed at Qiao Xiaojing and Ah Zi, and shed tears of grievance.

"Just kidding, you are serious, we didn't ......leave at all," Qiao Xiaojing and Cuiyu ran over and hugged Cuiyu.

"Can you make such a joke?" cried Jade, "It's too hurtful." ”

"Isn't it just a joke to be so stingy, isn't that?" Ah Zi repeated Cuiyu's previous words.

"As for!" Jade burst into tears and laughed.

After joking, Qiao Xiaojing and the others didn't dare to delay the trip, and rushed to the Beishan refugee camp at nightfall.

The few lights were swaying in the wind, and the refugees had already had dinner and stayed in their huts, and the whole large camp seemed desolate and empty.

"I can't see anything," Qiao Xiaojing said, "or I'll take a look later." ”

Cuiyu and Ah Zi looked at each other for a moment, but neither expressed an opinion.

In the middle of the night, Qiao Xiaojing went in from the west of the camp, and came back with tears on her face in less than half an hour.

"What's wrong?" Cuiyu and Zi stepped forward.

Qiao Xiaojing hugged Cui Yu and Ah Zi, crying and said, "Dead, all dead!"

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