readx;? Out of the office, Riyoushen said hello to Xiaoqing at the front desk and took me away, and when he went out, he specially said goodbye to the old man who was guarding the door-the old man began to listen to Liu Lanfang's commentary after listening to Guo Degang. The pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info is really a big fan of theater!

"Uncle Ri, it's not right, Uncle Riyou is not right. "Come out, I want to ask Riyoushen some questions, but unfortunately I really don't know what to call him, in terms of seniority, I call Xingtian only a sentence uncle, but in terms of age, which of them is not a thousand years old?

"As you like, we generally have immortals who don't care much about seniority, as long as there is no direct generational relationship, we will all treat it as brothers. After all, we have lived too long, and there is no ** at all for the difference in age, so we simply don't care, anyway, we cultivators are more free and easy than the other. Riyoushen explained to me carefully. "Before I became an immortal, my name was Wen Liang. ”

"Then I'll call you Uncle Wen?"

"I can't help it, I can't help it, it sounds like that leader, so let's do it, all shoulders are brothers, you just call me Brother Wen. Riyou looked frightened, and quickly shook his hand, "I can't be called uncle by you." ”

I didn't hear the latter sentence from Brother Wen.

"Alas, Brother Wen, you just said that you live a long life, do immortals also have a lifespan?" I was curious, no wonder, I hadn't really seen immortals before I saw Uncle Xing, but I grew up reading Taoist scriptures, and I have read the biographies of immortals from all walks of life.

"The so-called immortals are just a grade higher than mortals, nothing remarkable. Since this is the case, it is not surprising that the gods have a lifespan. Of course, those real Da Luo Jin Immortals are different, most of the little immortals in our immortal class are left by the god list, and there are some small immortals who have soared later, if there is no higher breakthrough, the lifespan is just the same as when they were mortals, but it is calculated by the algorithm of one day in the sky and one year on the earth, of course, it is simple to improve one's lifespan, there are many ways. Brother Wen said. He was serious, and said a lot of things that were classified among mortals.

To put it simply, the little immortals are like those small cadres, who have some privileges, but there are no fundamental changes. But this calculation of one day and one year on the earth, I am 20 this year, if I am 100 years old, there are still 80 years, I use about 50 years to accumulate merit to rank in the immortal class, then I still have 30 years, 30 years, 365 days a year, then I still have 10,950 years of life, that is, I can live for 2 Huaxia 5,000 years!

"Alas, Brother Wen, where are the immortals going to die?" I asked again.

"I don't know, after all, I haven't died, but I don't think I'm going to hell. ”

"Did any of the immortals die young?"

"Yes, Sun Wukong knows no, he must have the life of a god in his hands. Brother Wen gossiped.

"Who?"

"I don't know what it's called, but you think, when I went to fight Huaguo Mountain, I was a hundred thousand heavenly soldiers, and with the ability of that monkey, I could sweep away a lot of deaths with an aftermath, but I don't know how many of them died, after all, this kind of humiliating thing, that Jade Emperor will not publicize it everywhere, but it is certain that there will definitely be casualties!"

“...... Who is Zhang Yuhuang?"

Brother Wen pointed to the sky: "Who else can it be, our supreme leader." ”

"If you say bad things about the leader like this, aren't you afraid that he will give you small shoes to wear?"

"Don't worry, although the Jade Emperor has clairvoyance and shunfeng ears in front of him, they don't always turn on the machine after all, as long as they don't say his full name. ”

The Jade Emperor's full name is Haotian Jinque Supreme Supreme Natural Mi Luo Zhi Zhen Jade Emperor God, who has nothing to call such a long name?

"Eh, speaking of Sun Monkey, I think of one more thing, I want to accumulate merit and rank in the immortal class, then Zhang Ye won't deal with me like a monkey, right? "I'm worried. What's more, I don't have the ability and courage of Sun Monkey to make trouble in the Heavenly Palace.

"No, although Bi Ma Wen is small, he is also a positive eighth grade, unless you rely on a relationship to go up, unless you know some high-level officials, or take the art to serve, you will start from the heavenly soldiers and generals. Brother Wen glanced at me, looking beautiful. "Besides, do you really think that with that monkey's ability, you can really make trouble in the Heavenly Palace? It's just acting with the Buddha. "I forgot that this man could read minds.

"How many products are there for the god of the day?"

"From the Eight Pins"

"What about the Heavenly Soldiers?"

"There is no product. ”

I'll go, that is to say, I have worked hard to accumulate 50 years of merit in exchange for a chance to be cannon fodder, and I will have to serve 10,000 years of military service!

"There are exceptions, and there are some who become big officials as soon as they go up. "Brother Wen reads my mind. "For example, Erlang God, Nezha, Lei Zhenzi or something. ”

"Erlang God is Lao Zhang's nephew, Nezha's father is the King of Tota, his master Tai 2, no, Taiyi, and Lei Zhenzi are also Yun Zhongzi's apprentices, either there is a family power or a backstage, what is comparable to me. I said angrily. "They are still heroes when they were gods!"

"Seems like you don't have a backstage?" Brother Wen muttered, but didn't let me hear it. "Then there is also on his own, you see that Tang monk, isn't he also a mortal, didn't he become a Buddha by taking the Western Sutra?"

"Fart, Tang Seng is Rulai's apprentice, Jin Chanzi, okay?

"Well, young people should have ambitions, and besides, you are far from these, and look at me, although I am in the earth, I am much freer than those in heaven. "Brother Wen's temperament is tepid, and he is the best at making mud. I kind of understand why he did the Day Wanderer.

"It's the same in heaven and on earth?" I looked up at the sky, completely hopeless at my childhood fantasies. "If I had known, I wouldn't have learned these messy things from the old perverts, and it would be difficult for me to find a job, so what future would I have as a temporary worker here?"

"Hehe, what are you worried about, nay, we're here. Brother Wen smiled and said to me.

When I looked up, I saw a building in front of me, 5 stories high, with three big characters in brass on one side of the building - Student Union!

"Uh...... What do you mean?" I almost wanted to turn around and leave. What kind of cute setting is the student union? What kind of comic is the second boy's comic? How does it have to do with the god of day travel?

"There is no place for us, so Lao Wen gave us an office of the student union, but we have nothing to do with the student union. Brother Wen's temperament was also embarrassed. "Don't worry, ordinary people can't see us. "Lao Wen should be Wenqu Xing.

"But they can see me. I said angrily, "Why did I find that you immortals are so out of tune?"

"Isn't this still an experimental unit? It hasn't been around for long. ”

"How long has the Heavenly Court Human Police Station been established?"

"3 months ......"

"Earthly time or heavenly?"

"Human. ”

"What about my so-called seniors who are already in the Immortal Class?"

"This is true, you humans also needed to be managed before, so there are still a few immortals. Brother Wen said honestly.

"For example?"

"Jigong, the Eight Immortals, and—" Brother Wen struggled to recall, "it should be gone." In the end, he said scoundrelly.

"Poof, old bastard, but the gods are coming to pit me!" I don't call the master an old pervert anymore. "Lao Tzu is gone, whoever wants to do it will do it. "Those who are talking about are all famous celebrities, not to mention how deep the Eight Immortals are, just talking about Jigong, that is the Arhat Master, the Dragon Descending Arhat!

"It's okay, go down and have a bowl of soup before you come back. ”

"Where?"

Brother Wen pointed to the ground: "Hell!"

"Meng Po soup?" I was surprised, "Why?"

"Originally, there was nothing wrong, but the criminal boss specifically asked me to tell you a little more secret. Brother Wen smiled incomprehensibly, "Otherwise, how could my temperament say so much?"

"You're forming a group to fool me here. I jumped to my feet and shouted, "Forget it, count me unlucky, I have never met a good person in my life!"

"Not leaving?" Brother Wen didn't smile.

"If you don't leave, if you don't leave, how can you kill if you don't work!" What kind of company lacks morality?"

I have regarded Heavenly Court as a company, you see, the CEO is that Zhang Ye, several high-level consultants, such as Taishang Laojun, high-level cadres have Tota Heavenly King, Erlang God or something, and the Four Heavenly Kings are considered the Ministry of Security, right? Such a big company doesn't need a few temporary workers? I'm just going to take the blame for them!

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